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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Veev posted:

You haven't lived until you walk out of a store and can barely see the ground because it's covered in bugs. They're super loud too.

I am (un)fortunate enough to live in Texas, home of the largest state fair in the U.S.! Each year the vendors try to out do each other by frying up something different. Most of the time it's just fried candy bars or junk food, but a few years ago the feature fried food was fried coke:



You see the big puddle at the bottom? That's cola syrup, which in this case was pretty much soda flavored corn syrup. It's super thick and sweet on top of the already sweet coke-flavored fried batter, and a lot of them put whipped cream or powdered sugar on top of that. I'm all for sweet things but after I tried it I couldn't eat for the rest of the day. Surprisingly fried butter was way more stomach-able than this.

I'm not a fan of the novelty-based one-upmanship going on in state fair deep fryers. I fear that, one day, with all the clamor for new weird things to fry I'll go to a fair and the most "normal" fried food I'll be able to get is a battered kool aid pickle.

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unpronounceable
Apr 4, 2010

You mean we still have another game to go through?!
Fallen Rib

mysterious frankie posted:

I'm not a fan of the novelty-based one-upmanship going on in state fair deep fryers. I fear that, one day, with all the clamor for new weird things to fry I'll go to a fair and the most "normal" fried food I'll be able to get is a battered kool aid pickle.
I've never heard of them before, but why are these a thing?

:barf:

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

unpronounceable posted:

I've never heard of them before, but why are these a thing?

:barf:

My fiancee and I have a running gag where we remind each other, out of the blue, that they exist and enjoy the fallout. It almost always makes me go green when I'm caught off-guard by the mental image of a kool aid pickle.

evanstheone
Jul 4, 2010

Veev posted:

You haven't lived until you walk out of a store and can barely see the ground because it's covered in bugs. They're super loud too.

I am (un)fortunate enough to live in Texas, home of the largest state fair in the U.S.! Each year the vendors try to out do each other by frying up something different. Most of the time it's just fried candy bars or junk food, but a few years ago the feature fried food was fried coke:



You see the big puddle at the bottom? That's cola syrup, which in this case was pretty much soda flavored corn syrup. It's super thick and sweet on top of the already sweet coke-flavored fried batter, and a lot of them put whipped cream or powdered sugar on top of that. I'm all for sweet things but after I tried it I couldn't eat for the rest of the day. Surprisingly fried butter was way more stomach-able than this.

The fried coke was good in small doses. The fried butter was absolutely delicious.

The fried beer was an abomination. They were basically injecting empty frozen ravioli pasta with beer then deepfrying it and serving it with a side of nacho cheese sauce. It was awful.

ReverendGodless
Jan 9, 2013


This is fortunately a photoshop, but as far as anti-food porn goes, even the thought of this is a grade-A bonerkiller.

showbiz_liz
Jun 2, 2008

mysterious frankie posted:

I fear that, one day, with all the clamor for new weird things to fry I'll go to a fair and the most "normal" fried food I'll be able to get is a battered kool aid pickle.

http://info.ncagr.com/DeepFried/?p=10257

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

mysterious frankie posted:

My fiancee and I have a running gag where we remind each other, out of the blue, that they exist and enjoy the fallout. It almost always makes me go green when I'm caught off-guard by the mental image of a kool aid pickle.

Oh goodness me, a red pickle. I do believe I have the vapors.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

awwwww maaaaaaaaaaaaan :(

Agent355
Jul 26, 2011


SpazmasterX posted:

Oh goodness me, a red pickle. I do believe I have the vapors.

Over reacting to mundane things is a tried and true goon tradition. Don't take it away from them.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Lassi:

It might not look that bad but its seriously one of the worst things I have ever drunk. It tasted like sea water.

Suleman
Sep 4, 2011
There are sweet and flavored lassis out there as well. I prefer them sweet, myself, but they're just generally handy to have around if you're eating something really spicy.

Karma Guard
Jun 21, 2006
Just one spray keeps bad karma away!

VogeGandire posted:



Since someone mentioned it on the last page, Scottish Tablet. It's basically a slab of sugar, butter and condensed milk boiled together.

It tastes incredible.

It looks a bit like fudge, but the texture is totally different. Fudge is soft and chewy, tablet is kinda powdery and crumbles.

This is basically the stuff that holds pecans together in pralines (or, at least, the type of pralines my aunt makes).

Florida Betty
Sep 24, 2004

Sweet lassis are awesome. But I imagine the salted kind tastes like Iranian doogh: carbonated watered-down salted yogurt. With mint.

Central Asians love their salted yogurt drinks.

Rabbit Hill
Mar 11, 2009

God knows what lives in me in place of me.
Grimey Drawer

VogeGandire posted:



Since someone mentioned it on the last page, Scottish Tablet. It's basically a slab of sugar, butter and condensed milk boiled together.

It tastes incredible.

It looks a bit like fudge, but the texture is totally different. Fudge is soft and chewy, tablet is kinda powdery and crumbles.

Is this the same thing as clotted cream fudge? If so, that's going on my shopping list tonight.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Alhazred posted:

Lassi:

It might not look that bad but its seriously one of the worst things I have ever drunk. It tasted like sea water.

Mmmm, my favourite Indian restaurant makes amazing mango lassi, so refreshing.

Speaking of nasty drinks..


I tried this stuff yesterday, it hits your mouth and it's sweet, but then the extremely bitter after taste hits and just...ugh.

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

ReverendGodless posted:



This is fortunately a photoshop, but as far as anti-food porn goes, even the thought of this is a grade-A bonerkiller.

Everything from Ben & Jerry's belong in this thread, fake or not.

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

ulvir posted:

Everything from Ben & Jerry's belong in this thread, fake or not.

Get your nose out of the air

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Radio Help posted:

As far as American french fry habits that gross me the gently caress out:


Yes, I realize it's a personal preference thing that puts me at odds with practically every US citizen on the planet. That much straight ketchup is disgusting, and people do it all the time.

Before I put myself on a diet, I had a meal at a great rib place that had these killer seasoned fries handmade by the owner as a side. I got my order and proceeded to wolf down ribs and fries at one of two tables in the tiny restaurant, to which the owner's assistant, who was watching me eat, chatted me up by saying, "aren't you gonna put ketchup on those fries?" I told him I didn't like ketchup and the fries were awesome enough to eat without anything; they were perfect as they were. He kept pushing me to put ketchup on my fries ("man, you can't have french fries without ketchup!") like I was doing something sacrilegious, and I told him once again I don't like ketchup and the food was great. He finally stopped pestering me, and I really think he was just playing around because he was an otherwise cool dude, but part of me was thinking he was pissed that someone else broke out the conformity he's familiar with.

Sorry, guy. I don't like ketchup, have never eaten it with fries, and don't plan on doing it anytime soon, okay?

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

Wanamingo posted:

Well when they're this thick you kinda have to do something about them, don't you?



Apparently, there's a 17 year brood that's about to come upground over on the east coast of the US. Good luck with that, anybody who lives over there.

whathellsoundslike.jpg

Zenix Malano
Jun 20, 2008

420 MAKE UP DUMB STORIES EVERY DAY

Toriori posted:

Mmmm, my favourite Indian restaurant makes amazing mango lassi, so refreshing.

Speaking of nasty drinks..


I tried this stuff yesterday, it hits your mouth and it's sweet, but then the extremely bitter after taste hits and just...ugh.

I had this stuff before. I brought it over to the kitchen I was working at so everyone could have a sample. Everyone despised it. loving poo poo is like drinking a cup of dip spit that's been fermenting in someone's rear end for a month. Gimme some of that caterpillar, bird and cobra liquor though. I bet it tastes just as wonderful.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Rabbit Hill posted:

Is this the same thing as clotted cream fudge? If so, that's going on my shopping list tonight.

Nah, fudge is softer and more creamy. Tablet is powdery and brittle.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Rabbit Hill posted:

Is this the same thing as clotted cream fudge? If so, that's going on my shopping list tonight.

Ugh, "clotted" is not a word I want in the name of, nor describing, anything that I eat. For some reason every time I hear "clotted cream" I kind of feel a little nauseous.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Edit: ^^^ Hey, that poo poo is delicious. If you haven't, give it a shot. It's great.

Toriori posted:

Mmmm, my favourite Indian restaurant makes amazing mango lassi, so refreshing.

Speaking of nasty drinks..


I tried this stuff yesterday, it hits your mouth and it's sweet, but then the extremely bitter after taste hits and just...ugh.

Aw man, that stuff is nasty? I was gonna pick some up as a replacement for CC Lemon after my local Asian market stopped stocking it, and I need my lemon soda fix. :(


ulvir posted:

Everything from Ben & Jerry's belong in this thread, fake or not.

Sorry to so awfully offend your delicate sensibilities your highness. :jerkbag:

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

How dare you express a distaste for a type of food in this, the food criticism thread.

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

I don't like Ben and Jerry's vanilla ice cream, it just has an unpleasant texture. Vanilla ice cream is general is just boring and sad.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I wonder why vanilla got this name of being the 'generic' icecream flavour? I love vanilla icecream.

To post some content, I bet some people will find the Dutch tradition of eating raw herring disgusting:









:geert:

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

cowboythreespeech posted:

How dare you express a distaste for a type of food in this, the food criticism thread.

This isn't the food criticism thread, you goober. This is the anti-food porn thread. It's for posting gross-looking pictures of food, regardless of taste or things that look good until you learn what it actually is.

Radio Help
Mar 22, 2007

ChipChip? 
A good vanilla bean ice cream is a thing of beauty.


ICE CREAM WARS

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




ekuNNN posted:

I wonder why vanilla got this name of being the 'generic' icecream flavour? I love vanilla icecream.

To post some content, I bet some people will find the Dutch tradition of eating raw herring disgusting:









:geert:

Its not really that unique. Raw herring is pretty common in Norway:

Carbon Thief
Oct 11, 2009

Diamonds aren't the only things that are forever.

S-Alpha posted:

Aw man, that stuff is nasty? I was gonna pick some up as a replacement for CC Lemon after my local Asian market stopped stocking it, and I need my lemon soda fix. :(

No no, San Pellegrino's lemon flavour pop is amazing (Limonata). Just don't buy the bitter orange flavour (Chinotto). Actually, all their other flavours are great (orange, grapefruit, blood orange).

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Carbon Thief posted:

No no, San Pellegrino's lemon flavour pop is amazing (Limonata). Just don't buy the bitter orange flavour (Chinotto). Actually, all their other flavours are great (orange, grapefruit, blood orange).

I second that emotion. The Limonata is amazing.

I actually like the Chinotto. Chinotto + Campari is a great drink if you like mouth-puckering bitterness. Otherwise, no. I have a really high tolerance for bitter flavors and alkaline flavors compared to most people I know. (I like lutefisk, too.)

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Carbon Thief posted:

No no, San Pellegrino's lemon flavour pop is amazing (Limonata). Just don't buy the bitter orange flavour (Chinotto). Actually, all their other flavours are great (orange, grapefruit, blood orange).

My local grocer has everything but the Chinotto. I actually want to try it, since I'm a sucker for bitter stuff.

S-Alpha posted:

Edit: ^^^ Hey, that poo poo is delicious. If you haven't, give it a shot. It's great.


I don't doubt it, but that name still always just makes me go "ewwww".

gingersmurf
Feb 21, 2007

I am Nigeria's bitch.
I tried passion fruit last night. Dear God! I have never tasted anything so absolutely sour. I don't think I had a good one.

canis minor
May 4, 2011

Alhazred posted:

Its not really that unique. Raw herring is pretty common in Norway:


Yup - we eat it raw in Poland as well, but I think every country in the Baltic region will at least know rollmops.

Below, raw herring with cream:


Edit: actually, I wanted to bring out something that was already mentioned in this thread as well (though original poster didn't name it as this)

Kogel mogel, is a whipped egg yolk with sugar (two spoons per yolk), consumed raw. Delicious.

canis minor has a new favorite as of 22:07 on Apr 5, 2013

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

S-Alpha posted:

Edit: ^^^ Hey, that poo poo is delicious. If you haven't, give it a shot. It's great.


Aw man, that stuff is nasty? I was gonna pick some up as a replacement for CC Lemon after my local Asian market stopped stocking it, and I need my lemon soda fix. :(


Sorry to so awfully offend your delicate sensibilities your highness. :jerkbag:

Haha echoing the others saying the limonatta is what you want but man, I would have loved to seen your face taking a swig of the chinotto under the impression it was going to be a lemon soda replacement.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Being someone who loves sushi, I would love to try this. Raw fish doesn't faze me at all.

DrSnakeLaser
Sep 6, 2011


Toriori posted:

Speaking of nasty drinks..


drat, I was trying to remember the name of this, I only remember it as "Black Fanta". It was like drinking carbinated wood varnish.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010


I kinda like this, seems to be popular in France and Spain from what I understand.

hypoallergenic cat breed
Dec 16, 2010

One of my secret vices is drinking coke mixed with milk. It bubbles up and gets all frothy, kind of like a less sweet coke float. It's really good but everyone I've suggested it to has wrinkled up their nose.

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Radio Help
Mar 22, 2007

ChipChip? 
Probably because it sounds rank.

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