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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
I wish Slayin would have combined the two arrows into a single "change direction" button, but I'm having a great time with it.

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The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
I've got my Fairune time down to 49:02. I could probably get that under 43:00 but :effort:.

The person at the top of the leaderboard has a time of 33:05 or something like that and I have no clue how the hell they did it.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

Pray For Death posted:

IGN is promoting Horn as their free game of the month. Free codes for 40 countries.

Holy poo poo, thank you, downloading now.

Evil Fluffy posted:

It's a pretty cool game, however this:


Isn't even close to true. The game shares nothing in common with shining force other than maybe "made in japan" because the gameplay's not at all similar.

Yeah well, look at the quote source. :jerkbag:

Froist
Jun 6, 2004

Pray For Death posted:

I'm looking forward to Oceanhorn, but I was disheartened when toucharcade recently said it won't be coming out until late 2013 :(

Me too, it's basically iOS Zelda and I can't wait. I'd rather they took their time and rounded it off content/story wise than rush it out sooner though, they've clearly nailed the engine/graphics already. Life is short, "late 2013" will be here before you know it :)

Pyronic
Oct 1, 2008

ROYAL RAINWHARRGARBL
Since it seems like its finally being released, I made a thread for Star Command
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3542469

robodex
Jun 6, 2007

They're what's for dinner
Jesus, how big is Horn? I have 2gb free on my phone and it's still telling me I don't have enough.

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

I think you need like loving 4.5gb total free during installation, then it's like 2gb.

nomapple
Apr 27, 2012

Pyronic posted:

Since it seems like its finally being released, I made a thread for Star Command
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3542469

Nice OP. I didn't realise it had actually been submitted now. This might pull me away from Nimble Quest for a bit, I really hope it doesn't disappoint.

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010

nomapple posted:

Nice OP. I didn't realise it had actually been submitted now. This might pull me away from Nimble Quest for a bit, I really hope it doesn't disappoint.

I've got a lot of personal stake in it being bad. I hope I am super wrong.

foobar
Jul 6, 2002

Finally got around to playing Pixel People and after digging through the thread, I can't find the info regarding the "money glitch" - I thought it had something to do with moving buildings (hotels?), and googling turned up some glitch about flicking the Notification Center menu repeatedly (but that was it). Can someone tell me what that glitch was all about? Thanks!

Bummey
May 26, 2004

you are a filth wizard, friend only to the grumpig and the rattata

Pladdicus posted:

I've got a lot of personal stake in it being bad. I hope I am super wrong.

Are you working on a similar game, or something? Elaborate!

Juc66
Nov 20, 2005
Lord of The Pants

Bummey posted:

Are you working on a similar game, or something? Elaborate!

I've made bets with people as to the quality of their released game.

I basically say that it's like they're kids who got some money and realised that they can spend it all on anything, so they put all their favourite flavours of pop into a big gulp, rendering it undrinkable.

I hope I"m wrong too, but if I'm right, at least I get to tell people I told them so.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

foobar posted:

Finally got around to playing Pixel People and after digging through the thread, I can't find the info regarding the "money glitch" - I thought it had something to do with moving buildings (hotels?), and googling turned up some glitch about flicking the Notification Center menu repeatedly (but that was it). Can someone tell me what that glitch was all about? Thanks!
If you have the latest version (or even 1.20, the version before the latest one), the glitch is already patched out.

You had to move your best moneymaker (usually the city square I think) back and forth. Every time you did, it added its earning rate to the total rate until you were making a ton of money per second. If you left the app or put your device in sleep mode, it would reset, so I usually plugged the device in when I did it.

foobar
Jul 6, 2002

JazzFlight posted:

If you have the latest version (or even 1.20, the version before the latest one), the glitch is already patched out.

You had to move your best moneymaker (usually the city square I think) back and forth. Every time you did, it added its earning rate to the total rate until you were making a ton of money per second. If you left the app or put your device in sleep mode, it would reset, so I usually plugged the device in when I did it.

Ah crap, well thanks for the info anyway. One other question - I keep filling up the hearts and discovering animal species; what am I supposed to do with those?

Bummey
May 26, 2004

you are a filth wizard, friend only to the grumpig and the rattata
Speaking of Pixel People, I started it back up after leaving it alone for the past few updates and I think it's busted or something. I have all the jobs possible as of two? patches ago, but the 50 new jobs aren't anywhere to be seen.

I built the new Utopia HQ and filled it with 3 new jobs but now all the jobs are greyed out in the gene pool and I can't progress. What's the dilly?

Tiramisu
Dec 25, 2006

Hey, where did you go!? Do you really dislike seeing my face that much!?
You unlock the new ones by completing missions at the HQ.

Bummey
May 26, 2004

you are a filth wizard, friend only to the grumpig and the rattata

Tiramisu posted:

You unlock the new ones by completing missions at the HQ.

Well, poo poo. I need to get a loving assload of animals to unlock the next job. I do not care enough to stare at the screen forever and grind out money/hearts.

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Vroom vroom, BEEP BEEP!
Nap Ghost

foobar posted:

Ah crap, well thanks for the info anyway. One other question - I keep filling up the hearts and discovering animal species; what am I supposed to do with those?
It used to be just for decoration/you'd see them hopping in the trees (yes, even the whales), but now you can use them at the Utopium HQ to unlock new genes or complete other quests that will give you utopium or coins.

You also get a free Surprise! each day at the Veterinary(?) building, and you can get another with the casino after you unlock the gambler. If you have a ton of coins you can also keep doing it more than once a day; I think it's 4 million at the Vet and a similar amount in the millions at the casino.

DarkHorse fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Apr 6, 2013

Feenix
Mar 14, 2003
Sorry, guy.
Frankly speaking, I think Star Command is kind of doomed no matter what.

Long dev cycle usually means people's waiting turns into this kind of "can't wait!!" hype.

Rocky history with Kickstarter and some of their decisions means other folks are probably already looking to hate on it for any little shortcoming they can find.

Out and out disdain from some folks based on the PR and oddly hosed up things the devs have said means folks already have a Mad-on for this game.


I hope it's good. Maybe it will be... But it's got quite a hill to climb to get any real positive critical traction...

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

That one video that got released actually showing Star Command gameplay looked extraordinarily boring so I got no hope for it. Besides, FTL already came out.

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


Slayin is certainly an odd little title(really fun, though), just wish the ~*virtual buttons*~ didn't take up so much screen space on my 4.

rogue wave
Jul 12, 2005

I GOT CRABBY ABOUT PHONE GAMING
I was really excited for Star Command, but the way they unraveled over the last year into vaporware has changed my attitude entirely. I'd love to play a fun and awesome game, but I will have just as much fun with it if it absolutely loving sucks. I kind of hope it does and they get torn to shreds and booed out of ever making a video game with other people's money again.

Pyronic
Oct 1, 2008

ROYAL RAINWHARRGARBL

nomapple posted:

Nice OP. I didn't realise it had actually been submitted now. This might pull me away from Nimble Quest for a bit, I really hope it doesn't disappoint.

Thanks, I probably put ENTIRELY too much time into writing that but I really wanted to avoid the "so why is everyone upset at these guys?" derails, I'm sure there will still be some due to not-reading-the-thread. I'll probably play a lot of the mobile version but I'm more excited for the PC release and the modding tools. Even if the initial game is lackluster being able to make new, custom content could give the game legs for years.

randombattle
Oct 16, 2008

This hand of mine shines and roars! It's bright cry tells me to grasp victory!

Davincie posted:

That one video that got released actually showing Star Command gameplay looked extraordinarily boring so I got no hope for it. Besides, FTL already came out.

I think it looked ok up until the combat part where you had to do a stupid lock on mini game for every shot. Holy gently caress that looked so bad.

I really do wish FTL had an ipad port. Then again I would be stuck in so many bathrooms for hours...

The Hebug
May 24, 2004
I am a bug...

omg chael crash posted:

Slayin is certainly an odd little title(really fun, though), just wish the ~*virtual buttons*~ didn't take up so much screen space on my 4.

It's a surprisingly addictive game. I just unlocked the knave, who turns out to be very similar to the knight except he also holds a sword behind him. I think the mage is probably the best character, but I haven't beat it yet so who knows.

bubbapook
Jan 14, 2008

Came in to post that despite the thread title, Slayin is indeed brilliant. Massively addictive, although gently caress getting a perfect kill on that goddamn Imp

Bummey
May 26, 2004

you are a filth wizard, friend only to the grumpig and the rattata
:siren: Crow just went free :siren:

I don't know anything about it but it's supposed to be pretty good and I like black birds. And it's free.

http://appshopper.com/games/crow

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Is anyone able to clarify what"time dilation" in Pixel People is and why I just lost 2 maximum land to it?

Clocks
Oct 2, 2007



Ghostlight posted:

Is anyone able to clarify what"time dilation" in Pixel People is and why I just lost 2 maximum land to it?

Is that the thing where you set your iphone to a different time (to get around timers I guess) and then when you go back to normal, the game catches it?

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

Ghostlight posted:

Is anyone able to clarify what"time dilation" in Pixel People is and why I just lost 2 maximum land to it?

I'm guessing daylight savings. :( Happened to me too.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Were you traveling at relativistic speeds?

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010

Bummey posted:

Are you working on a similar game, or something? Elaborate!

Aw man! You made me want to start one though, I wonder if...

Er, but no, sadly. I've just vested personal bets against it and will have to face a reality, if it's good, that I can be wrong on the prospective quality of a game based on following drama and news around it. :argh:

Also, I am seriously enjoying Lunar SSST, really scratching my RPG itch. Are there any other decent RPGs for the iOS Phone market that aren't square enix? I'd even included stuff like Shining Force (already beat). I've also already played through Zeboyd Games stuff too though.


And Loststar/TacWarrior.

I really like RPG games okay!?

Pray For Death
Dec 28, 2012

Pladdicus posted:

Aw man! You made me want to start one though, I wonder if...

Er, but no, sadly. I've just vested personal bets against it and will have to face a reality, if it's good, that I can be wrong on the prospective quality of a game based on following drama and news around it. :argh:

Also, I am seriously enjoying Lunar SSST, really scratching my RPG itch. Are there any other decent RPGs for the iOS Phone market that aren't square enix? I'd even included stuff like Shining Force (already beat). I've also already played through Zeboyd Games stuff too though.


And Loststar/TacWarrior.

I really like RPG games okay!?

Have you played Cthulhu Saves the World? Knights of Pen & Paper? Baldur's Gate?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Pray For Death posted:

Have you played Cthulhu Saves the World? Knights of Pen & Paper? Baldur's Gate?

Anyone got an opion on The Bard's Tale? I recall the game from the early 90s being fun but I doubt this is the same people.

silloh
Sep 5, 2008
Does anyone know how to beat the "Destroy 5 Skulls with the Lance" quest in Slayin'? The most advanced weapon I've seen so far is the Holy Mace for 350, but I wanted to double-check to make sure the item name or quest name was accurate.

Does anyone have any strategies itemization wise for the Knight? I really suck with him and I can't advance without pouring tons of gold into buying armor. I've started trying to just use the 40 gold range upgrade and saving for higher end items. I hate the flying creatures.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

silloh posted:

Does anyone know how to beat the "Destroy 5 Skulls with the Lance" quest in Slayin'? The most advanced weapon I've seen so far is the Holy Mace for 350, but I wanted to double-check to make sure the item name or quest name was accurate.

Does anyone have any strategies itemization wise for the Knight? I really suck with him and I can't advance without pouring tons of gold into buying armor. I've started trying to just use the 40 gold range upgrade and saving for higher end items. I hate the flying creatures.

There is a Lance but I've never bought it, as I'm usually spending most of my earnings on staying alive by then.

The weapons that increase movement speed help me build the combo meter a lot, and a high combo meter means enemies yield more valuable coins. Forgo shopping a few times early on, if you can manage it, because the shop inventory seems to be at least partly tied to the number of times you've visited the shop. If you hit the shop every time it appears, the cheaper weapons will rapidly rotate out of stock, and you might end up stuck with a bad weapon because you're unable to afford the more expensive ones.

The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

LingcodKilla posted:

Anyone got an opion on The Bard's Tale? I recall the game from the early 90s being fun but I doubt this is the same people.
Yeah the new Bard's Tale is a completely different game. I think it comes with the old PC games if you buy it, but they're pretty much unplayable without a bluetooth keyboard.


Also I had no idea Cthulhu Saves The World was on iOS. I love that guy's games.

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010

Pray For Death posted:

Have you played Cthulhu Saves the World? Knights of Pen & Paper? Baldur's Gate?

Cthulhu is Zeboyd, along with Rainslick and Breath of Death. Have KPP, and also it's iPod touch, so iphone, I don't think BG is on it, but I've beat it on PC too.


Aw man I think I've played all the good RPG's haven't I.

The Rokstar posted:

Yeah the new Bard's Tale is a completely different game. I think it comes with the old PC games if you buy it, but they're pretty much unplayable without a bluetooth keyboard.


Also I had no idea Cthulhu Saves The World was on iOS. I love that guy's games.

Zeboyd is a two man operation, and I love them to death. If you have not played Rain Slick, do it do it doittt

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Corridor posted:

I'm guessing daylight savings. :( Happened to me too.

Clocks posted:

Is that the thing where you set your iphone to a different time (to get around timers I guess) and then when you go back to normal, the game catches it?
Ugh, makes sense - although I would've expected that it wouldn't penalise you on basically the only aspect of the game not on a timer. Guess I'll see that land again in September :(

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FreakyZoid
Nov 28, 2002

The answer to every Pixel People question is "because it's a really buggy mess".

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