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EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

be sure to get the bitcoin forums aware of her plight so she can get money for WHATEVER sort of operation is going to happen

even if it's actually just Metal Morgellons

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flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice
There was an indigogo from a cis goon trying to get money for the big surgery thing I wonder if its the same person... Will check my history tomorrow!

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

why would cis get a surgery though

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Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



they stopped being trans maybe and need to go back

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

that wouldn't work out too bad for faab but otherwise lool

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice
Idk the pc acronyms


A dude wants his dick chopped off ok?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Resplendent Spiral posted:

why would cis get a surgery though

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maybe they're doing the right thing and getting assisted suicide, the cis scum

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

SHAM BAM BAMINA posted:

almost be somewhat plausible

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

flyboi posted:

Idk the pc acronyms


A dude wants his dick chopped off ok?

oh idk thAt sounds pretty crazy who would do that

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
actually they don't chop it off

they cut it down the middle like a hot dog bun then cram it back into you to make a fake vagina

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Cream_Filling posted:

actually they don't chop it off

they cut it down the middle like a hot dog bun then cram it back into you to make a fake vagina

post + username combo :stonk:

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Cream_Filling posted:

actually they don't chop it off

they cut it down the middle like a hot dog bun then cram it back into you to make a fake vagina

who the heck cuts hotdogs down the middle

smdh

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

TOOT BOOT posted:

who the heck cuts hotdogs down the middle

smdh

sex reassignment surgeons apparently

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

TOOT BOOT posted:

who the heck cuts hotdogs down the middle

smdh

well how do YOU make a hotdog vagina mister smartypants

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

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College Slice
the kicker he didn't post - after that you have to shove things in your new vagina because it will close up. they call it dilating your vagina

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

What happens if you let it close up

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
so I read up on the actual medical procedure for a sex-change operation now, and from an anatomy perspective, its fukkin incredible. some trans women can actually have goddamn orgasms still.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

TOOT BOOT posted:

What happens if you let it close up

It just becomes a mess of scar tissue that will never be able to be hosed

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Rexicon1 posted:

It just becomes a mess of scar tissue that will never be able to be hosed

dont sign your posts

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Rexicon1 posted:

so I read up on the actual medical procedure for a sex-change operation now, and from an anatomy perspective, its fukkin incredible. some trans women can actually have goddamn orgasms still.

woah. Modern medicine is loving amazing

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

flyboi posted:

the kicker he didn't post - after that you have to shove things in your new vagina because it will close up. they call it dilating your vagina

this entire thing seems to bother you

which isn't surprising really

whoever thought lgbt would be more accepting of anything given their troubles didnt know much about people

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

TOOT BOOT posted:

What happens if you let it close up

very carefully

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

TOOT BOOT posted:

What happens if you let it close up

you just threw 30,000 dollars into a hole that aint even there anymore is what

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice

Resplendent Spiral posted:

this entire thing seems to bother you

which isn't surprising really

whoever thought lgbt would be more accepting of anything given their troubles didnt know much about people

not really bothersome, more wow-factor considering the work involved and how the body works

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
i'm just amazed they are able to maintain nerve sensitivity in the crura after they split it and make it a clitoris

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Here are some more fun neovagina facts: they don't have the whole gland thing worked out quite yet so if you want one that gets wet they use a bit of butt tube and then it's always on and they should hurry up and solve this whole thing

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

TOOT BOOT posted:

who the heck cuts hotdogs down the middle
nobody in this thread

Cream_Filling posted:

like a hot dog bun

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

who cuts hotdog buns, mine come precut

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

Resplendent Spiral posted:

Here are some more fun neovagina facts: they don't have the whole gland thing worked out quite yet so if you want one that gets wet they use a bit of butt tube and then it's always on and they should hurry up and solve this whole thing

well, there are glands that lubricate the prostate and the vas deferens but I don't even know what kind of wizard surgeon magic they could use to make a fully working hot wet trans vag

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


you know i've never seen a hotdog bun that wasnt cut and thats kinda weirding me out

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


i mean they are just small loafs of bread


but like, i never thought of them as hotdog buns. weird man. shits weird. im freakin out here. weird buns

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

you know i've never seen a hotdog bun that wasnt cut and thats kinda weirding me out

um thats how they come out of the oven?



see?

even when you bake them yourself like that the shits just sliced

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here


the bakeries call them "finger long rolls" for some weird rear end reason

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
PYF kickstarter bread

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1678475768/innies-the-original-topless-bread-roll?ref=live

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

what if the hot dog bun
was made with burger meat

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

TOOT BOOT posted:

who cuts hotdog buns, mine come precut
i'd imagine they're cut by machines in factories? :milkie:

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

dilz are just hotdogs made of penis meat

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

TOOT BOOT posted:

dilz are just hotdogs made of penis meat
:eyepop:

really makes you think

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
p. sure normal hotdogs contain penis meat too

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