Post your source or papa spank! - The Funny Panels Thread

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Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

TheAbominableSnow posted:

I come bearing gifts.

Can I get an upgrade? I think it suits my simmering rage quite perfectly.

# ? Apr 6, 2013 19:54

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 22:35

cvnvcnv: Mar 17, 2013; __________________

The color shifting one is definitely appearing in my dreams tonight. Thank you.

# ? Apr 6, 2013 20:06

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Rhyno posted:

Can I get an upgrade? I think it suits my simmering rage quite perfectly.

Hell no. I already get a headache when you post.

I kid...maybe.

# ? Apr 6, 2013 22:10

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Die Laughing posted:

Hell no. I already get a headache when you post.

I kid...maybe.

Now you done it.

# ? Apr 7, 2013 00:39

King Doom: Dec 1, 2004; I am on the Internet.

This thread gets weird when everyone suddenly has the same avatar. Also since people are posting stuff from this weeks 2000AD, can we get the panel from Zombo with the blue beatles piss take guy threatening to commit the perfect crime on the reporter?

# ? Apr 7, 2013 01:21

Vengeance of Pandas: Sep 8, 2008; THE TERRIBLE POST WENT THATAWAY!

The Glaswegian version of John Lennon you mean?

2000AD 1826

# ? Apr 7, 2013 01:45

Lars Blitzer: Aug 17, 2004; He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink...

Dick Tracy's number one fan.

TheAbominableSnow posted:

I come bearing gifts.

I am angry! Angry about Spider-Man!!!

This is really the best thing. :allears:

# ? Apr 7, 2013 03:22

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

Oh God get Spinning Jameson Head #1 in front of a counter-clockwise-spinning Hypno-Spiral and you'll have the ultimate in horrifyingly trippy Avatars.

I feel a bit queasy now.

# ? Apr 7, 2013 05:04

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

...master...

# ? Apr 7, 2013 05:14

DivineCoffeeBinge: Mar 3, 2011; Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Gorilla Salad posted:

I feel a bit queasy now.

OH GOD I MUST FIND A WAY TO AVATARIZE THIS

All will bow down before my hatred of Spider-Man!

# ? Apr 7, 2013 05:52

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

OH GOD I MUST FIND A WAY TO AVATARIZE THIS

All will bow down before my hatred of Spider-Man!

What If? Dr. Octopus had been brainswapped with JJ Jameson?

# ? Apr 7, 2013 06:19

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

OH GOD I MUST FIND A WAY TO AVATARIZE THIS

All will bow down before my hatred of Spider-Man!

I don't think you can. There's so much movement between each frame that there's no real room to optimise it. It only has 8 colours and 13 frames, any fewer and it looks like arse. Any smaller and it loses its effect because you can barely make out JJJ or the spiral effect

I'd love to make the head get bigger and smaller as it spins, but that's way too much work for something that will probably never fit into the size restrictions of an avatar.

EDIT - oh god, what have I done! Don't stare at the spot between his eyebrows!

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Apr 7, 2013

# ? Apr 7, 2013 17:37

Avulsion: Feb 12, 2006; I never knew what hit me

Gorilla Salad posted:

Yes, I hear and obey. The spider will die.

# ? Apr 7, 2013 17:51

Lars Blitzer: Aug 17, 2004; He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink...

Dick Tracy's number one fan.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Spider-Man dies. Yes, master. A giant assfuck coffee too...

# ? Apr 7, 2013 19:51

CobiWann: Oct 21, 2009; Have fun!

Gorilla Salad posted:

My God, this time Mysterio has gone too far!

# ? Apr 8, 2013 12:41

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

What WOULD they do?

# ? Apr 8, 2013 21:41

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

muscles like this? posted:

What WOULD they do?

Throw poo poo at Richard Nixon, like any civilized race.

# ? Apr 8, 2013 21:48

DivineCoffeeBinge: Mar 3, 2011; Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Gorilla Salad posted:

I don't think you can. There's so much movement between each frame that there's no real room to optimise it. It only has 8 colours and 13 frames, any fewer and it looks like arse. Any smaller and it loses its effect because you can barely make out JJJ or the spiral effect

I'd love to make the head get bigger and smaller as it spins, but that's way too much work for something that will probably never fit into the size restrictions of an avatar.

I'm coming to this conclusion myself, after poking around with it a bit. It makes me sad.

quote:

EDIT - oh god, what have I done! Don't stare at the spot between his eyebrows!

Now imagine that on Ringmaster's hat.

# ? Apr 8, 2013 23:35

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Preacher: One Man's War.

# ? Apr 9, 2013 00:20

Xander77: Apr 6, 2009; Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.

Huh. I wanted to add this to the memorial cartoons collection, but it turns out that Preacher was actually a 90's comic (which makes sense in retrospect)

# ? Apr 9, 2013 06:22

Archonex: May 2, 2012; MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS

Jameson has a long and storied history of pulling off a rage face. Context is obvious, but She-Hulk is dating Jameson's son. Jameson does not approve.

I forget the source, unfortunately:

If Jameson ever dies, it should be from a rage induced embolism. Because holy poo poo, that face looks like it should be in a horror game, snapping its teeth at you as it comes out of the darkness.

Archonex fucked around with this message at 11:00 on Apr 9, 2013

# ? Apr 9, 2013 10:50

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

How is it that, with all the flak the "boobs 'n' butt" pose gets, Spidey gets a free ride for doing the Linda Blair thing while taking a photo?

# ? Apr 9, 2013 11:21

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Are you seriously asking that?

# ? Apr 9, 2013 11:23

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

You know what, yes, I am. Matters of sexism, "the artist has never actually seen a real live girl" and good taste aside, skeletal elasticity seems to be a thing in comics. Can spiders spin their heads 180 degrees? Is it o.k. because it's Jameson's paranoid delusion? I want a canonical answer to rule out the possibility that the artist doesn't understand anatomy.

# ? Apr 9, 2013 11:42

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Archonex posted:

Jameson has a long and storied history of pulling off a rage face. Context is obvious, but She-Hulk is dating Jameson's son. Jameson does not approve.

I forget the source, unfortunately:

If Jameson ever dies, it should be from a rage induced embolism. Because holy poo poo, that face looks like it should be in a horror game, snapping its teeth at you as it comes out of the darkness.

Civil War #2, I think.

And the Mighty God King version, because I haven't posted any of it lately.

# ? Apr 9, 2013 11:47

TheBigBudgetSequel: Nov 25, 2008; It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Archonex posted:

Jameson has a long and storied history of pulling off a rage face. Context is obvious, but She-Hulk is dating Jameson's son. Jameson does not approve.

I forget the source, unfortunately:

If Jameson ever dies, it should be from a rage induced embolism. Because holy poo poo, that face looks like it should be in a horror game, snapping its teeth at you as it comes out of the darkness.

Holy poo poo the nerdy little hulk dude is amazing.

# ? Apr 9, 2013 12:01

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Sizone posted:

You know what, yes, I am. Matters of sexism, "the artist has never actually seen a real live girl" and good taste aside, skeletal elasticity seems to be a thing in comics. Can spiders spin their heads 180 degrees? Is it o.k. because it's Jameson's paranoid delusion? I want a canonical answer to rule out the possibility that the artist doesn't understand anatomy.

Because while keeping a character's face, and therefore expression and large source of personality and tone, visible at an angle that you really shouldn't be able to see it is a poor compositional choice, it's not quite as poor or sexist a choice as keeping a characters boobs and butt visible as those parts of the body do not perform anywhere near the same function as a face in human communication.

# ? Apr 9, 2013 12:35

Bloodly: Nov 3, 2008; Not as strong as you'd expect.

Archonex posted:

Jameson has a long and storied history of pulling off a rage face. Context is obvious, but She-Hulk is dating Jameson's son. Jameson does not approve.

I forget the source, unfortunately:

If Jameson ever dies, it should be from a rage induced embolism. Because holy poo poo, that face looks like it should be in a horror game, snapping its teeth at you as it comes out of the darkness.

I dunno. That sequence of his face changing looks like he's practically hulking out himself-you could practically colour each one more and more green. I'm actually hearing the theme from the various Hulk cartoons as I'm watching him.

# ? Apr 9, 2013 12:39

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Ghostlight posted:

Because while keeping a character's face, and therefore expression and large source of personality and tone, visible at an angle that you really shouldn't be able to see it is a poor compositional choice, it's not quite as poor or sexist a choice as keeping a characters boobs and butt visible as those parts of the body do not perform anywhere near the same function as a face in human communication.

TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWER. Thank you.

Except, what about the large percentage of super heroes who keep their identity concealed behind masks?

Sizone fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Apr 9, 2013

# ? Apr 9, 2013 12:45

Poor Miserable Gurgi: Dec 29, 2006; He's a wisecracker!

Also, most comic artists just aren't great with anatomy in general. But because of deadlines, they really don't have time to reference every pose. They draw what they think looks cool, which is pretty much their entire job description.

# ? Apr 9, 2013 12:54

Waterhaul: Nov 5, 2005; it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.

Everybody post funny panels not dumb derails.

# ? Apr 9, 2013 13:04

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

You'd think Jameson would find it appropriate that he'd be related to a rage powered hero.

# ? Apr 9, 2013 16:44

Slashrat: Jun 6, 2011; YOSPOS

Has giving Jameson hulk-powers been done already?

Because if not, they that'd be totally worth doing.

# ? Apr 9, 2013 16:57

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Superman 653: So Superman just got his powers back after Infinite Crisis, which is convenient because Luthor just managed to get his hands on a Kryptonian sunstone to make a warship _{(which, by the way, is an infinitely better use of a sunstone than making that loving Anticlimax Island from Superman Returns)}. Anyway, Superman starts to gain the upper hand until Lex reveals he can just turn the whole thing into kryptonite. So Superman just goes for broke: