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When used the right way, "tummy" can be the dirtiest word in the English language. It is known.
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Apr 11, 2013 03:53
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"Good girl" is worse.
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Apr 11, 2013 04:09
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That's nothing next to "sweet sister".
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Apr 11, 2013 04:23
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Urdnot Fire posted:That's nothing next to "sweet sister". Is it bad I can't remember which incest relationship uses this phrase?
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Apr 11, 2013 04:27
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:You really hate that word, don't you? The frequent appearance of tummy in Sansa's internal thought process is only the first whisper of what will explode into full on pandering to GRRM's nascent infantilism fetish in the next volume, mark my words. Personperson14 posted:Is it bad I can't remember which incest relationship uses this phrase? The Lannisters.
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Apr 11, 2013 04:31
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Urdnot Fire posted:That's nothing next to "sweet sister". When does sweet sister imply child rape. Because "tummy" comes up near either a threat of rape to sansa or actual rape to Dany.
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Apr 11, 2013 04:32
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Thulsa Doom posted:The Lannisters. I thought it was Dany and what's his name. All the incest, rape, and poo poo just kinda blends together in my head.
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Apr 11, 2013 04:58
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Personperson14 posted:I thought it was Dany and what's his name. All the incest, rape, and poo poo just kinda blends together in my head. I suppose they both do it. Viserys wasn't around very long. I can't really remember any of his dialogue. I think Tyrion calls Cersei sweet sister a few times, too.
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Apr 11, 2013 05:04
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Mnemosyne posted:Yesterday, I accidentally discovered that neeps are a real thing. I had been reading all this time thinking that GRRM had made them up. quote:neep, n. It is known.
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Apr 11, 2013 05:22
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Jojen Reed is really a young time traveling Theon. You heard it here first.
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Apr 11, 2013 05:31
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ThaGhettoJew posted:It is known. It just makes sense that GRRM would know the most archaic and out of use words for rape.
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Apr 11, 2013 07:56
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Sweet sister, let me touch your tummy
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Apr 11, 2013 08:00
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Please stop saying tummy. It's starting to leave a trail of digital slime on my screen.
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Apr 11, 2013 08:07
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The greasy bad man touch my tummach, he call me sweet summer child, make him go away! Bad man gurm! Bad pear shaped man! - an excerpt from "Bad Thread", award winning stage adaptation of the story behind the greatest fantasy series never finished
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Apr 11, 2013 09:02
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bigmcgaffney posted:The greasy bad man touch my tummach, he call me sweet summer child, make him go away! Bad man gurm! Bad pear shaped man! Starring Tony Award winner Scarlett Johansson as Demi Turduckyen
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Apr 11, 2013 09:14
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The baby thread are trying to use Isaac Hempstead-Wright looking like he's grown from the ages of 10 to 13 (he has, he turned 14 on Tuesday) in-front of the camera as an actual timeline for the story.
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Apr 11, 2013 10:14
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Joramun posted:Starring Tony Award winner Scarlett Johansson as Demi Turduckyen And AVN Award Winner James Deen as The Pound. Aurain posted:The baby thread are trying to use Isaac Hempstead-Wright looking like he's grown from the ages of 10 to 13 (he has, he turned 14 on Tuesday) in-front of the camera as an actual timeline for the story. That's actually not a terrible idea. It explains why the dragons will be big enough to ride in season 5, and how Arya can become an assassin so quickly. But then that means while Robb's war took an appropriate 2-3 years of continent-spanning marching, it also took 2-3 years for Jon to march from the far north to the wall. What I'm saying is TVIV are better writers than George Tummy Neeps Martin. It is known. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Apr 11, 2013 |
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Apr 11, 2013 10:16
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Be fair to them, the only reason I managed to realize how short the timeline of the books is was by figuring out how old Gilly's baby is. That's when you realize Clash through Feast at least are all in the same year or so.
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Apr 11, 2013 13:39
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That'll actually be pretty funny when Gilly reappears and she's still pregnant. Bran aged 3 years, and so Gilly is in her twelfth trimester.
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Apr 11, 2013 13:43
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This is what they get for not casting Andy Milonakis as Bran.
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Apr 11, 2013 14:16
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:And AVN Award Winner James Deen as The Pound. How does time like years even have any meaning with the seasons as they are in Westeros? I've always assumed George intends for the passage of time to be as vague as possible. And how do you know, maybe westerosi pregnancies are 36 months long. Of course, all this is meaningless since books 3 to 6 all happen at the same time and the series has turned into Lost where we expected to accept radical character changes happening within days.
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Apr 11, 2013 14:59
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The planet orbits the sun but there's no axial tilt, so there's no "seasons" in a scientific sense. 
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Apr 11, 2013 15:05
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Dragons are the reason for the season.
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Apr 11, 2013 15:07
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Yeah, I would love to know how they calculate years in Westeros. Do they just shrug and say "it's been 350 days, good enough"?
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Apr 11, 2013 15:09
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Once 365 horrible things have happened to you, a year has gone past. Most people are very old in Westeros. Theon is aging very rapidly.
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Apr 11, 2013 15:16
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Maybe they take it as one harvest to another. But then again I'm not sure if harvests would work the same as they would on Earth if you dont have seasons... Do animals only hibernate every few years or something? They don't have things like an Equinox or a Solstice either, or at leat they shouldn't have, which I think would cause more time keeping issues. It's almost as if someone read about Europe having a 4 year winter once and decided to run with it without really thinking it through...
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Apr 11, 2013 15:16
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Shoehead posted:without really thinking it through... I think you might be on to something.
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Apr 11, 2013 15:21
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A Westeros year has to be an arbitary 365 days just so that we can equate someone's age to Earth years. Or a year in Westeros is actually 700 days and the whole series is a lot less creepy than we thought.
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Apr 11, 2013 15:26
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You ever think maybe the goon overreaction to possible spoilers is because they might never have their innocence violated in the biblical sense?
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Apr 11, 2013 15:42
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LoG posted:Dragons are the reason for the season. Dragons are the motion in the ocean? But yeah, don't think too hard about literally anything to do with the erratic seasons. It will never make sense.
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Apr 11, 2013 17:31
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I'm looking forward to the new Josh Hartnett film set in this universe, 1460 Days of Winter.
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Apr 11, 2013 17:38
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Fargo Fukes posted:Dragons are the motion in the ocean? Unstable binary star system bitches! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helliconia (except that doesn't work as there isn't a second sun, unless it's a cold brown dwarf or something that doesn't radiate but still messes with orbital mechanics)
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Apr 11, 2013 17:45
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Fargo Fukes posted:Dragons are the motion in the ocean? Yeah, fat bastard basically said it was just magic. a wizard did it
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Apr 11, 2013 21:15
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equity posted:Well there's also the fat pink mast scene http://tindeck.com/listen/utrz which is equally sultry. I... I cannot believe I ever thought that this was a sweet/endearing scene. (What is wrong with me  )When spoken out loud it really does solidify how much of a pervert GRRM is.
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Apr 11, 2013 23:49
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GRRM is solidifying himself quite nicely without your help.
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Apr 12, 2013 03:33
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With how clogged his arteries are I'd doubt it.
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Apr 12, 2013 09:24
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At the very least, he's got to be more solid than Dany.
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Apr 12, 2013 09:43
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Speaking of clogged, she sure wasn't by the end 
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Apr 12, 2013 12:51
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Fiendish_Ghoul posted:Now I'm starting to feel stupid for thinking that having read the books means I'm clear to read casting news and spoiler threads. If I didn't I would probably be in for more surprises, not to mention have marginally more of a life. So this is what spoiler bombing feels like 
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Apr 12, 2013 14:10
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Spoiler or not a Spoiler?
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