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Aurain posted:This is a GRRM book. It is known.
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Apr 16, 2013 23:14
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FrozenVent posted:There's a mental picture. Oh come on, I'm sure everyone in this thread has had the mental picture of GURM furiously masturbating behind a typewriter before. Right?
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Apr 16, 2013 23:38
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Personperson14 posted:Oh come on, I'm sure everyone in this thread has had the mental picture of GURM furiously masturbating behind a typewriter before. I've read The Pear Shaped Man So what I'm saying is yes.
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Apr 17, 2013 00:04
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Yeah didn't it used to be a prerequisite for a WILD CARDS tag to be able to recite, from memory, an accurate portrait of GRRM's masturbation habits?
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Apr 17, 2013 00:11
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Sorry if this borders on bookchat, but how loving stupid do you have to be to trust the dudes with defiled corpses on their flags from a place called The Dreadfort with half your army, and why has this not occurred to the worse threadVaultAggie posted:Yeah that seems a little reaching. Bolton doesn't seem the type that would casually spend troops just for torture or something. The Mountain or Viserys, yeah but Bolton seems like a stone cold dude who knows the value of his soldiers. 
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Apr 17, 2013 00:44
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"I'm going to eat your 14 year old pussy fresh after your bout of dog rape, because my penis was cut off", said the beloved character from the critically acclaimed best-selling book by The American Tolkien. "And then I'm going to rub more poo poo on me self." -----------Chapter 70------------ Dany just couldn't stop hosing liquid hot dook all over the countryside.
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Apr 17, 2013 00:54
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Selmy's chapters are cool because it's like he's Tommy Lee Jones in No Country For Old Men and I hope he doesn't die.
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Apr 17, 2013 01:33
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Aurain posted:Ramsay isn't being Ramsay yet, he's being "Reek". I'm thinking that Reek is the guy who let him go. As to why Theon is even in this series, I think it is entirely because they've got the actor cast and they have to use him. I wish I never knew how the union rules work for speaking rules and all of that, because now I think of it every time they neglect mentioning a character's name. The worst is also the most miscast character: Robb (and his wife). He's a sixteen year old boy, and she's supposed to be an unremarkable teenage girl. She looks like she's making a face all of the time too. I don't mean just the way they look, but he looks older than I do and his new lines are totally different in character (and worse). The closest interpretation to the descriptions I read are Amok's emanresu tnuocca posted:There are about a hundred references to Theon "no longer being a man", Ramsey flayed his dick and then had Theon beg him to chop it off, it's pretty blatant. daMMNNN never thought of that stawk Archer fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Apr 17, 2013 |
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Apr 17, 2013 01:50
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:-----------Chapter 70------------ stawk Archer posted:I'm thinking that Reek is the guy who let him go. Robb's not supposed to be 16 in the show. He, like all the other children, were aged up to lessen the creepiness with Dany's situation while keeping the timeline consistent with their ages. Since Cat was pregnant with Robb when Ned came back from the war and Dany was like a baby at that point, he's obviously going to be a little older.
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Apr 17, 2013 02:02
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Nah that was just one of Roose's shitlord soldiers, he wasn't filthy or anything. There is no actual Reek in the show besides Theon.
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Apr 17, 2013 02:56
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They didn't need Reek because Theon was betrayed by his own men, which was lame.
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Apr 17, 2013 02:59
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The Worst Thread is discussing if Pod has magic-enhanced sex powers. Magic is returning to the world with the dragons and Podrick "The Hammerman" Payne is sensitive to that. Or he got pegged so hard he could fit Tyrion in his lower colon and smuggle him out of King's landing. Or Pod knows where the whores go - they go wild over the sexycutioner.
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Apr 17, 2013 06:19
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Idk u guide I too hope Alan Rickman gets casted in this. Maybe Nathan Fillion too?
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Apr 17, 2013 06:21
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:"I'm going to eat your 14 year old pussy fresh after your bout of dog rape, because my penis was cut off", said the beloved character from the critically acclaimed best-selling book by The American Tolkien. Probs gonna post this all over my fbook, etc, and get weird looks for weeks after, thanks!
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Apr 17, 2013 06:35
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I can't figure out which blurb I hate more, "The American Tolkien" (that's Robert Jordan assholes) or "Smart hip fantasy for people who don't like fantasy"
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Apr 17, 2013 06:42
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Personperson14 posted:I can't figure out which blurb I hate more, "The American Tolkien" (that's Robert Jordan assholes) or "Smart hip fantasy for people who don't like fantasy" I can't tell if you're claiming Robert Jordan is the American Tolkien, or saying you hate that it is so claimed.
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Apr 17, 2013 06:45
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Well I hate the phrase altogether, but if anyone deserves to be called that on blurbs it's probably Robert Jordan. I'm just trying to say GRRM and JRRT aren't really close. At all.
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Apr 17, 2013 06:48
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GURM and JURT are a match made in heaven. Of liquid feces and dog rape.
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Robert Jordan is more like the Fantasy J. Peterman, because he describes clothes, am I right or what Edit: I mean I guess the title fits, while Tolksy invented history, mythology, and entire languages, Jordan invented a couple cool magic sounding words, also had some kickass maps, and invented fashion trends for entire kingdoms of people to follow. Just like the Tyroshi and most of the other Essos peoples, all of Jordan's fictional cultural groups have identical fashion trends. bigmcgaffney fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Apr 17, 2013 |
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Apr 17, 2013 07:42
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God drat what a lovely episode.
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Apr 17, 2013 07:43
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DangerZoneDelux posted:Idk u guide I too hope Alan Rickman gets casted in this. Maybe Nathan Fillion too? When I first saw Mance I thought Alan Rickman had been cast.
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Apr 17, 2013 09:00
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p.crestmont posted:Yeah he definitely made her screw a dog and had also cut off Theon's dick. I'm not convinced of this. I agree its likely, but GRRM is deliberately vague about it. was he gelded, was his cock flayed, did he jam some giant bolt through his cock, or just mangle him a bit. poo poo for all we know he has to wear a metal chastity belt, thus "unmanning him". It is certainly possible, I just don't think its a done deal.
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DangerZoneDelux posted:Idk u guide I too hope Alan Rickman gets casted in this. Maybe Nathan Fillion too? Summer Glau for Arianne Martell hth
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Apr 17, 2013 13:12
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The entire cast of Firefly and Battlestar Galactica in every movie and tv show. Thank you, thank you. I'll be gooning all week.
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Apr 17, 2013 13:17
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Edward James Olmos would make a wonderful And no, Robert Jordan is also not worth calling The American Tolkien. Lord of the Rings was interesting and succinct. You just cannot say the same for Wheel of Time. Plus, the guy wrote a lot of really lovely Conan books.
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Apr 17, 2013 13:22
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Lord of the Rings was ... succinct. There's an opinion I haven't heard before. I guess it's all relative.
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Apr 17, 2013 18:41
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Important show question, does Jon's mouth still hang open like he's a flytrap tragically born in the shape of a dumbfuck?
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Apr 17, 2013 19:34
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Apr 17, 2013 19:35
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At least he'll be putting that to use next(?) episode.
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brakeless posted:Important show question, does Jon's mouth still hang open like he's a flytrap tragically born in the shape of a dumbfuck? So does Robb's wife. They'll be perfect together!
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kathmandu posted:There's an opinion I haven't heard before. I guess it's all relative. Yeah, it's a pretty long-winded book but it's downright loving snappy and frantic compared to modern fantasy. Everybody and their goddamn dog is putting out trilogies and sagas and I just want a book that's self-contained and good, no more finding a book labelled "Part 1 of the Generic Fantasy Tropes Series" and discovering it's literally the first third of an actual novel despite clocking it at over 800 pages. Nothing kills my interest faster than serial novels at this point.
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That's great, it's my #1 endlessly entertaining small detail on TV,Chinston Wurchill posted:So does Robb's wife. They'll be perfect together! Till Does Melisandre actually gently caress people back to life? I can't tell which hosed up things happened in the books and which in this thread anymore. It's all just a big ball of rarely consensual sex.
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I'm sorry to interrupt all the castration and poo poo talk, but i just had a thought i'd like to share: Has anyone considered the parallels between Aegon V and Aegon VI (Blackfyre)'s lives?, both hide their hair to obscure the fact that they are
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Rarity posted:Summer Glau for Arianne Martell hth
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Are there any barefoot kung fu scenes in the books I'm forgetting because if so,
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I'm sure the GoT Crusader Kings II mod has been brought up in one incarnation of the thread or another, but while playing it today I found something...interesting. From left to right his traits are: Expert Scientist, Genius (  ), Poet, Gregarious, Patient, Gluttonous, Sloth, and Cruel. He is about to be assassinated by a group of his characters enraged by the fact that their tale has been unfinished for so long.Also one of the Kingsguard found out about Jaime and Cersei so I executed them both and got betrothed to the 7-year-old daughter of whoever the hell is in charge of Dorne. As far as I can tell Tywin doesn't give a rat's rear end.
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His wife does look to be half his age though, which is appropriate.
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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PittTheElder posted:His wife does look to be half his age though, which is appropriate. She was 19, so yes.
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I haven't been keeping up with anything so apologies; apparently we're going to see the Stannis/Bolton brouhaha in the next book, but, we already know he's going to lose, so why show it?
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