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TyChan posted:Also: Sucks that Stifler never made the grade.
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Adulterous Hitler posted:lmao lmao, where is gigi to do a translate?!
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Haha, I love how Beckham doesn't react at all.
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Ravel posted:Haha, I love how Beckham doesn't react at all. After this, I'm pretty sure everything else pales in comparison.
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Soylent Green posted:This happened to me once, although it was hit a little harder, when I wasn't braced for it and I was knocked out cold for a few seconds and then I had to go to hospital with a severe concussion. The difference was I actually got hit in the face, not the hand and dived. If it had clocked him where he claimed it did the pitch would be covered in blood and cerebrospinal fluid. Last year some keeper in Austria (?) died in a futsal game after being hit in the chest with a ball. So yeah, it's possible, but he's way way overreacting.
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Adulterous Hitler posted:lmao lmao this is great
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Soylent Green posted:This happened to me once, although it was hit a little harder, when I wasn't braced for it and I was knocked out cold for a few seconds and then I had to go to hospital with a severe concussion. The difference was I actually got hit in the face, not the hand and dived. If it had clocked him where he claimed it did the pitch would be covered in blood and cerebrospinal fluid. That's almost exactly the way I got hit a few weeks ago, only it was a hard, blind clearance from a center back I was pressuring and about half the distance. This is the result, although it took about 10-15 minutes to get like that. Nothing broken, but it hurt like hell.
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Drogadon posted:lmao this is great Is the banter between the guys and the players even remotely translation-worthy?
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Adulterous Hitler posted:lmao I am loving astounded and disappointed that Ancelotti didn't raise his eyebrow at this.
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Adulterous Hitler posted:Is the banter between the guys and the players even remotely translation-worthy? With my very limited understanding of Italian I got a few "playing doctor" and "prostate exam" jokes and also lots of dick jokes so probably some juvenile fun. Maybe one of the Italian dudes will know better.
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Abu Dave posted:When Mancini comes up and talks about Mario Yeah, that was my favourite bit too
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atomic gog posted:
That's three welsh teams next year then
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TheBigAristotle posted:So long, Neuchatel I am doing a big lol at the autocorrect.
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Paperhouse posted:Who are the English players scoring All The Goals for Chelsea? Frankie Lamps and Terry. Maybe Cole?
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Paperhouse posted:Who are the English players scoring All The Goals for Chelsea? Frankie Lamps and Lampard has 12 and Terry 4 so thats most of their goals scored in that list covered
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Moses might count as English for that, who knows.
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Scott Bakula posted:Lampard has 12 and Terry 4 so thats most of their goals scored in that list covered Big Gary Cahill as well
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TheBigAristotle posted:
Bale goals should count, the welsh play in the EPL also then we'd be first
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Yeah, throw Ryan Giggs' EPL goals in there too! After all, he's "the most decorated English player in history" or whatever the hell Gus Johnson said. NBC coverage can't come soon enough.
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ayb posted:I want to see a Spain one with just spanish players given Ronaldo/Messi/Falcao wouldn't be on there. I bet the German table would be exactly the same except Bayern's top scorer is Croatian and Dortmund's is Polish
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ayb posted:I want to see a Spain one with just spanish players given Ronaldo/Messi/Falcao wouldn't be on there. I bet the German table would be exactly the same Pretty safe bet that Athletic Bilbao will top that one. Probably with Barcelona, Valencia and Sevilla in top 4 as well.
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Modus Trollens posted:except Bayern's top scorer is Croatian and Dortmund's is Polish they've scored so many I doubt it would matter
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Barcelona has scored 98 goals of which 43 are Messi's, the majority of the rest are scored by Spaniards, Cesc, Villa, Tello, Pedro, Xavi, Iniesta, I doubt it would change much tbh.
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El Hefe posted:Barcelona has scored 98 goals of which 43 are Messi's, the majority of the rest are scored by Spaniards, Cesc, Villa, Tello, Pedro, Xavi, Iniesta, I doubt it would change much tbh. Quick count for goals from Spanish players is 44 total, assuming I can add.
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I don't know where else to put this. The BBC had a rather (unintentionally) sad interview segment with Freddy Adu. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22208072 I can't believe he's only 23.
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TheBigAristotle posted:
Time to bet on English Wigan players to score in their usual end of season surge.
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TyChan posted:I don't know where else to put this. The BBC had a rather (unintentionally) sad interview segment with Freddy Adu. It's because he's not. He's like 28. Just like Obafemi Martins is "28"
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Adulterous Hitler posted:lmao Lmao There's another one of these with players from the Italian national team and some managers. Montolivo gets furious and Donadoni laughs it off, I can't look for it now but somebody should.
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Gigi Galli posted:Lmao Translate for me!!!
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Drogadon posted:With my very limited understanding of Italian I got a few "playing doctor" and "prostate exam" jokes and also lots of dick jokes so probably some juvenile fun. Maybe one of the Italian dudes will know better. It's almost all dick jokes. He asks Carlo if he's played any games in the CL and if he wants to Olay in the prelims with him, which is funnier in Italian than English. The other notable one is when he tells Ibra that he's got a huge nose, like Pinocchio. He then proceeds to say that he's got a huge thing that grow too but he doesn't need to tell lies. It's funny but you really don't need to understand Italian to get why.
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