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13stitches
Mar 13, 2012

You were born free, you got fucked out of half of it and you wave a flag celebrating it.

Sir Rolo posted:



just got retweeted on my feed

So he'd walk around the city with a rifle while special forces roam the street, probably asking them if they need some help catching the suspect(s)? Or why not tell the scared liberals in Boston about their shortcomings in person? He might enjoy a friendly discussion with the same people who lived through one of their worst weeks ever and why it seemingly might have been avoided if there were more guns around in order to... I don't know... Point at things?

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Vulich the Subtle
Nov 25, 2012

Paul is unimpressed by the glories of the Host.
I got quite mad this early in the morning by simply logging onto Facebook. I'm "friends" with some Baen authors, and John Ringo is one of them. This lovely guy replied to a link John posted:

Some Jerk posted:

Really? Ringo fans who demonize conservatives? What is the world coming to? Lol.

Jefferson had a Koran because he was studying the enemy. We used to pay tribute so the Muslims wouldn't attack us (and arguably still do), but they did anyway. Jefferson learned they are taught to lie to and break treaties with us "infidels" and sent in the Marines, which is why their Hymn says "to the shores of Tripoli. They have always hated anyone non-Muslim. It's their doctrine.

The Crusades were essentially a relatively weak response to hundreds of years of Islamic rape, torture, and slavery throughout Europe. This isn't something the US caused, or contributed to, except by allowing it to continue or aiding Muslim groups with our tax dollars. Expect more media demonization of our western culture that "caused this..." rather than Islam since they wanted it to be anyone but Muslims (which it was).

This vid should be mandatory:

http://gatesofvienna.blogspot.com/2012/09/why-we-are-afraid-1400-year-secret.html?m=1

Also, read The Truth About Mohammed by Robert Spencer and check https://www.thereligionofpeace.com for more daily.

Jesus taught love. Buddhism, Hinduism, etc teach living at peace too. Mohammed taught terrorism.

There is so much there I find myself incapable of finding the correct way to respond.

Duncan Doenitz
Nov 17, 2010

There are four lights.

Vulich the Subtle posted:

The Crusades were essentially a relatively weak response to hundreds of years of Islamic rape, torture, and slavery throughout Europe.

I seem to remember from Western Civ that basically the only thing that non-Muslims in Muslim-controlled areas like Andalusia were forced to do was pay a tax. Of course, the modern right wing think taxation is slavery, so maybe that's what they meant.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



llama_arse posted:

I seem to remember from Western Civ that basically the only thing that non-Muslims in Muslim-controlled areas like Andalusia were forced to do was pay a tax. Of course, the modern right wing think taxation is slavery, so maybe that's what they meant.

And when the Spaniards drove them out, they typically killed them or, at the very least, took all their land and goods. Also unlike the Moors they didn't just incentivize their religion via tax breaks, being a Catholic was straight up mandatory.

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

llama_arse posted:

I seem to remember from Western Civ that basically the only thing that non-Muslims in Muslim-controlled areas like Andalusia were forced to do was pay a tax. Of course, the modern right wing think taxation is slavery, so maybe that's what they meant.

Also, exterminated entire cities regardless of religion, including Constantinople and Jerusalem.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Also it seems like people from poor areas/countries in general have a higher chance of becoming terrorists. Go figure eh?

Job Creator
Apr 3, 2009

I really shouldn't be surprised by any of this anymore:



Job Creator fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Apr 20, 2013

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Sean Archer posted:

I really shouldn't be surprised by any of this anymore:



I just assume that waterbord is the diet option to a smörgåsbord.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
What bugs me the most I think is that people use Islam and Muslim interchangeably.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Sean Archer posted:

I really shouldn't be surprised by any of this anymore:



Who the gently caress is Rashid?

Sir Rolo
Oct 16, 2012

Ror posted:

Who the gently caress is Rashid?

A Brown Person.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


vyelkin posted:

I'd be tempted to respond with this graph:



Yeah, socialism looks sooooo bad that a vast majority of Americans prefer literal Communism with exactly equal wealth distribution to the current American system of rampant inequality.

Friends don't let friends post grayscale pie charts, which is only the first of several reasons that chart is absolutely horrible.

Sir Rolo
Oct 16, 2012
The week in LL101:


poo poo that didn't happen.


poo poo that didn't happen.


poo poo that wouldn't have happened if abortion wasn't a black market service.


Abortion again.

Nothing for friday, so here's some fun from their Facebook feed:





Words.

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe

So:

- Experts begged republican Clinton congress to do a chemical database instead of a taggant requirement...neither of which were implemented
- Stupid liberals still want a taggant system...which is worthless as proven by the Boston bombing, despite not being in place
- OBUMMER cut the Office for Bombing Prevention budget by 50%!!! (real number from $20 million to $11 million)

Makes perfect sense :shepface:

Call Me Charlie fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Apr 20, 2013

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

Even if every word in there is 100% correct, write a blog post or something you idiots. Don't put paragraphs of small text on an image

King Dopplepopolos
Aug 3, 2007

Give us a raise, loser!

I'm going to go out on a limb and assume this is basically shitthatdidn'thappen.jpg

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
The thing you have to love about those abortion image is that in each one, the lives of millions of unborn babies is not the main concern. It's secondary to gun control, gay marriage, and informing others that you are better than them.

I Am The Scum
May 8, 2007
The devil made me do it
I bagged one!

I'm blue. Some stranger is red.

Guilty Spork
Feb 26, 2011

Thunder rolled. It rolled a six.
"Hey, you know how there are all these enemies we have who are really awful? They're awful because they do terrible things, like say throwing people in jail or killing them without any kind of trial or anything. Do you think maybe we could try to be BETTER than them?"

Sir Rolo posted:


poo poo that wouldn't have happened if abortion wasn't a black market service.
One of the big things the pro-life types just utterly refuse to even try to address is the fact that banning abortion effectively kills women, without significantly reducing the number of abortions that happen. You can try to talk people out of it all you want (but drop the made-up bullshit about abortions causing breast cancer), but if you're pushing to ban it you're basically saying you think more women should be dead.

bilabial trill
Dec 25, 2008

not just a B

Sir Rolo posted:




Abortion again.


Um. You can't have an abortion "one second before the baby exits the birth canal" as far as I know, jesus christ what a moronic image. Most places it's 12 weeks, up to 18 if the fetus has some serious medical problem.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

I Am The Scum posted:

I bagged one!

I'm blue. Some stranger is red.



Along this line of breaching rights and doing terrible acts of malice, I'm not sure what's more depressing; that people I know will say outloud that they think some people deserve to be tortured, or that I'm not surprised by it anymore. :smithicide:

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
I think I every time I see a stupid post like that in regards to this on facebook(and I just got one myself over a status I posted) I'm going to end every response with "Calm your rear end down"

I Am The Scum
May 8, 2007
The devil made me do it
By the way, here's the link he posted, for those who want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes: http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/201...-in-2012-video/

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


ignore plz

Gen. Ripper fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Apr 20, 2013

FCKGW
May 21, 2006


You're image leeching from a forum that requires registration?

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


FCKGW posted:

You're image leeching from a forum that requires registration?

Only place I could find it at the moment. And, yes, I'm a member.

edit: nvm, was made to troll, please ignore.

Gen. Ripper fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Apr 20, 2013

Sardine Wit
Sep 3, 2004

Sir Rolo posted:

The week in LL101:




Yes, as a liberal I have no problem with a child molester posing as a teacher to force a 12 year old to get an abortion.

That is a perfectly succinct summary of my position.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
A bit of a random question, do we know what kind of person runs LibLogic101?

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

PhazonLink posted:

A bit of a random question, do we know what kind of person runs LibLogic101?

Going to go out on a limb and go old white guy on this one.

Captain Jizneep
Jan 4, 2006
This was posted along with a drawing of two almost fully developed fetuses in the womb.

Facebook friend posted:

In a mother's womb were two babies. One asked the other: "Do you believe in life after delivery?" The other replies, "why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to prepare ourselves for what we will be later. "Nonsense," says the other. "There is no life after delivery. What would that life be?" "I don't know, but there will be more light than here. Maybe we will walk with our legs and eat from our mouths." The other says "This is absurd! Walking is impossible. And eat with our mouths? Ridiculous. The umbilical cord supplies nutrition. Life after delivery is to be excluded. The umbilical cord is too short." "I think there is something and maybe it's different than it is here." the other replies, "No one has ever come back from there. Delivery is the end of life, and in the after-delivery it is nothing but darkness and anxiety and it takes us nowhere." "Well, I don't know," says the other, "but certainly we will see mother and she will take care of us." "Mother??" You believe in mother? Where is she now? "She is all around us. It is in her that we live. Without her there would not be this world." "I don't see her, so it's only logical that she doesn't exist." To which the other replied, "sometimes when you're in silence you can hear her, you can perceive her." I believe there is a reality after delivery and we are here to prepare ourselves for that reality...

The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

In a mother's womb were two babies. One asked the other: "Do you believe in life after delivery?" The other replies, "Holy poo poo, a talking fetus!"

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Captain Jizneep posted:

This was posted along with a drawing of two almost fully developed fetuses in the womb.

In the womb there was one baby, as twins are kind of rare. It didn't say anything to anybody.

The end.

Seriously tho this is the kind of thing that believers show to non-believers hoping it will BLOW THEIR MIND and bring them to Christ or whatever. I would venture to say most people who are shown this realize how asinine it is.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
In a mother's womb were two babies. Then they died and the mother went to jail, because it is not safe or legal to put a baby back inside of your uterus.

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
In a mother's womb were two babies. One asked the other: "Do you believe in life after delivery?" The other doesn't reply. It's later reabsorbed by mom or crushed by it's sibling.

I believe that is murder and both should be put to death...

Enjoy
Apr 18, 2009
In a mother's womb were two babies. Suddenly, a cackling LIEBERAL, who was probably noted eco-terrorist al-Gore, tried to kill the babies to fill the government quota on abortions introduced by Obama. Only divine intervention in the form of a crying eagle toting an AR-15 saved the babies. The AR-15 was legally acquired and the eagle had a licence to carry. The babies were so grateful they joined the Republican party the next day. And the eagle's name? Albert Einstein.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Enjoy posted:

In a mother's womb were two babies. Suddenly, a cackling LIEBERAL, who was probably noted eco-terrorist al-Gore, tried to kill the babies to fill the government quota on abortions introduced by Obama. Only divine intervention in the form of a crying eagle toting an AR-15 saved the babies. The AR-15 was legally acquired and the eagle had a licence to carry. The babies were so grateful they joined the Republican party the next day. And the eagle's name? Albert Einstein.

One of those babies would grow up to be the SEAL that killed Osama bin Laden for which the socialist commie Kenyan illegally in the White House would try to take full credit. Of course the American People would not stand for this and they were so sick of his lies on Osama, Fast and Furious, and Benghazi that they threw him out and elected Sarah Palin in a 50-state landslide. Obama died of the gay plague AIDS the next day and was condemned to burn in hell for all eternity.

:911:

Urban Space Cowboy
Feb 15, 2009

All these Coyote avatars...they make me nervous...like somebody's pulling a prank on the entire forum! :tinfoil:

PhazonLink posted:

A bit of a random question, do we know what kind of person runs LibLogic101?
I did some lookups and determined the site's owner to be this guy, Danny Carlton.

Looks like he's trying to do the sexy pouty-lips thing, doesn't he?

Danny Carlton's Twitter posted:

Laughing at the closed-minded Liberals who are whining about The United Bates of America. Gee, they're so tolerant (NOT)
Incoherent ranting about "LIBERALS! :argh:", check. Word salad, check. But how can we connect this to that awesome "take the 'joke motivational poster' image macro format and slather 10,000 words all over it" design sense? Well...

Here's a screenshot of Carlton's pro web design showcase. Yes, you too can get the look of squooshed Trajan headings, gradients and glow effects all over the place, and a fine-line handwriting font on a busy corkboard background so you have to lean in close and squint. No, I didn't shrink this screenshot down, it's what the actual site looks like! Oh, and way to snap up that federal government job, you Randian superman. :haw:

Not only is Danny boy a brilliant web designer, he's also a gifted science fiction author.

Robert Heinlein reincarnated posted:

Possessing an almost perfect memory as well as the ability to receive and process information as fast as any computer, the members of the Memorite Society are held in awe and sometimes fear, by society. When a bullet takes the life of Memorite and college professor Todd Engstrom, local police and the Memorite Society conclude that the murder could only have been committed by a Memorite, yet the Memorite Society assure police that no Memorite would have done such an act. But they fail to mention one Memorite who may have faked his death after becoming insane. Police detective Kevin Gould and Memorite Laura Wynn investigate the murder, but uncover dark secrets that could potentially destroy the Memorite Society.
If you aren't too distracted counting occurrences of the word "Memorite", you can go read an excerpt of this timeless masterwork.

Like the honest, forthright, upstanding citizen he is, Carlton also runs a number of what he calls "autoblogs". You've probably seen sites like these before -- auto-generated blogs slapped together with text copy-pasted from around the web, forming kinda sorta coherent entries in an effort to draw suckers in to click their links and view their ads. I'm not going to link any of them for obvious reasons, but just one domain, 4theclueless.com, includes the subdomains clues.4theclueless.com, homeschooling.4theclueless.com, investing.4theclueless.com, motivation.4theclueless.com, timemanagement.4theclueless.com, and workingfromhome.4theclueless.com. Whew!

Oh yes, did one mention home-schooling? Yeah, Carlton home-schools his kids, since of course he's not going to let those overpaid Commie public school teachers indoctrinate his little angels into Commie public school ideology, and he's put together a very incomplete lesson plan and a site of mostly public-domain books for home-schoolers' benefit. The top of the book list is the Bible, and yes, he's one of those kooks who's convinced of the King James Version's supremacy because of "the serious theological errors in ALL of the modern version with the exception of the KJV" and not at all because it's public domain, I'm sure. He's a drat busy guy, but I'm sure everyone will agree that Liberal Logic 101, with its inept Photoshopping and petulant whining, is the crowning glory that all the rest builds up to.

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

Urban Space Cowboy posted:



Oh yes, did one mention home-schooling? Yeah, Carlton home-schools his kids, since of course he's not going to let those overpaid Commie public school teachers indoctrinate his little angels into Commie public school ideology, and he's put together a very incomplete lesson plan and a site of mostly public-domain books for home-schoolers' benefit. The top of the book list is the Bible, and yes, he's one of those kooks who's convinced of the King James Version's supremacy because of "the serious theological errors in ALL of the modern version with the exception of the KJV" and not at all because it's public domain, I'm sure. He's a drat busy guy, but I'm sure everyone will agree that Liberal Logic 101, with its inept Photoshopping and petulant whining, is the crowning glory that all the rest builds up to.

Those poor children... Why am I not surprised science isn't included on that lesson plan?
Who the hell mated with this guy?!


http://homeschoolbuy.com/ This place looks lively...

"homeschoolbuy.com posted:

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1763 registered users
0 live auctions
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http://america.needsyourprayers.com/

Look, he even included... the media branch? Wasn't aware we had a media branch. We should probably update our American history books!

mandrake776
Nov 6, 2006

There's nothing quite like urinating in the open air.
This one is short and straight to the idiocy.

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Leospeare
Jun 27, 2003
I lack the ability to think of a creative title.

mandrake776 posted:

This one is short and straight to the idiocy.


Oh sure, you just spray some terrorist musk around and wait in your blind for him to come to you.

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