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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

xtal posted:

I am pretty sure dead things do not belong in the Funny Pictures thread

Dead clowns are pretty funny. You can't argue with that.

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PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

xtal posted:

I am pretty sure dead things do not belong in the Funny Pictures thread

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I see one of the crazy frog bros is still rocking.

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

This is from a series called Bug Memorials where the artist did a whole bunch of these with different bugs, some in public too. Unfortunately not many people noticed, considering the size of it. He took videos and in one of them the wind blew the little bug's picture over and I felt kind of sad because I'm a big marshmallowy-hearted suck. :(

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:



Seems to be out of stock, unfortunately.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Helping-retarded-know-God-handicapped/dp/B0006CAG4M

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME
Oct 9, 2012

by Pipski

Palpek posted:

I see one of the crazy frog bros is still rocking.


Holy poo poo this is one of those things I never realized but always knew

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

LooksLikeABabyRat
Jun 26, 2008

Oh dang, I'd nibble that cheese

Found out where all the bros live when they retire.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Wish I saw that before I signed the lease at Bad Decision Condominiums.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



LooksLikeABabyRat posted:

Found out where all the bros live when they retire.

No regrets, you say?

blk
Dec 19, 2009
.


In Oregon the Share the Road plates don't have a vanity option; those four letters were arbitrarily assigned.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Posted on imgur with the title WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT LIKE THE OTTERS

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

One of these things is not like the others...

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Captain Splendid posted:

One of these things is not like the others... otters...

Sosiz
Nov 8, 2009
Slightly nws because of a naked guy
http://i.imgur.com/xPZPVWx.jpg

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010

Sosiz posted:

Slightly nws because of a naked guy
http://i.imgur.com/xPZPVWx.jpg

Ahh, those early Putin photo shoots...

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012








Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



They have made some menu changes at my local Asian buffet recently...



Mmmmm yeah, that's it! Dig in!

At lease they didn't mess with the sushi.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


This one is out of stock too.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

duck......duck......GOOSE!.....motherfuckin' goose!
That guy's it again :(

Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011


Sosiz posted:

Slightly nws because of a naked guy
http://i.imgur.com/xPZPVWx.jpg

War...war never changes.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Bored posted:

duck......duck......GOOSE!.....motherfuckin' goose!
That guy's it again :(

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

There is no good ending to a goose confrontation. Either you're the guy who everyone saw get his rear end beat by a goose, or you're the guy who everyone saw punch a goose.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Trig Discipline posted:

There is no good ending to a goose confrontation. Either you're the guy who everyone saw get his rear end beat by a goose, or you're the guy who everyone saw punch a goose.

This is why I always steer clear of geese. They're just huge dickheads looking for trouble.

DaveSauce
Feb 15, 2004

Oh, how awkward.

Trig Discipline posted:

There is no good ending to a goose confrontation. Either you're the guy who everyone saw get his rear end beat by a goose, or you're the guy who everyone saw punch a goose.

Sounds to me like there's at least one good ending. I would gladly shake the hand of any person who punches a goose.

Geese are assholes.

Trebuchet King
Jul 5, 2005

This post...

...is a
WORK OF FICTION!!



If attacked by a goose, grab it by the neck and swing it around your head like a lasso.

InspectorCarbonara
Jul 2, 2010

Evening, patrolmaaan.

DaveSauce posted:

Sounds to me like there's at least one good ending. I would gladly shake the hand of any person who punches a goose.

Geese are assholes.
Yeah I think being seen as a guy who punched a goose is a good outcome.

bitchymcjones
Mar 23, 2006

Okay, your wiener, it's disgusting how it's all gnarled, it's like you stuck it in a hornet's nest!

DaveSauce posted:

Sounds to me like there's at least one good ending. I would gladly shake the hand of any person who punches a goose.

Geese are assholes.

Two were fighting on my doorstep. I opened the door to take my dogs out, not realizing how close they were. They took the fight inside. I kicked one of them in the chest and the other ran off. It was seriously one of the most satisfying things I've ever done.

Here's a little known fact: geese hate green laser pointers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElVdrC78abMm It's a pretty humane way to chase them off temporarily.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
What the hell is wrong with geese anyway? Why are they always so pissed? I've never seen or personally gone into fisticuffs with a goose that wasn't a total oval office!

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

DarkCrawler posted:

What the hell is wrong with geese anyway? Why are they always so pissed? I've never seen or personally gone into fisticuffs with a goose that wasn't a total oval office!

Geese are like neutral NPCs that, when you enter their area, a red circle appears underneath them and they become 'hostile.' Resistant to the breadcrumbs 'pacify' charm. When attacked the player must roll a saving throw +1 or the attack will be uploaded to YouTube.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

DarkCrawler posted:

What the hell is wrong with geese anyway? Why are they always so pissed? I've never seen or personally gone into fisticuffs with a goose that wasn't a total oval office!

Their ancestors were dinosaurs and they are frustrated that they can never be so cool.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Kennel posted:

Their ancestors were dinosaurs and they are frustrated that they can never be so cool.

And during their breeding/mating season they become flightless so they're basically grouchy mini raptors.

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cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

This year's winter in Southern Ontario was so late/mild that the geese just stayed. There was no break from their madness. I've been inside for 5 months. Send help.

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