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Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:

W.T. Fits posted:

One of your screenshot didn't get translated for some reason. :confused:
Fixed.

quote:

Nyaa you zoomed in on the wrong girl. You needed to zoom in on Shoko and her perfect reaction of disgust.
I will do that tomorrow. Now I need to sleep like Kanta.

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booksnake
May 4, 2009

we who are crowned with the crest of wisdom

SSNeoman posted:

Nyaa you zoomed in on the wrong girl. You needed to zoom in on Shoko and her perfect reaction of disgust.

No way! This is perfect.

mufufu

Alopex
May 31, 2012

This is the sleeve I have chosen.
I'd ask if there was a proper Tanaka Route, but I suspect she's too busy starring in her own goony dating tips spinoff game.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

SSNeoman posted:

Nyaa you zoomed in on the wrong girl. You needed to zoom in on Shoko and her perfect reaction of disgust.

No, I think it was better to zoom in on Tanaka to show her notable lack of disgust.

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Nyaa posted:

And the character graphic doesn’t match the stated character age..

That line :allears:

Still, that entire discussion was doomed to failure from the start, wasn't it? It probably doesn't help that the only dating sim I know of that has a female protagonist is Hatoful Boyfriend.

I can't even begin to imagine how she would have reacted to someone describing THAT.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Dr. Snark posted:

It probably doesn't help that the only dating sim I know of that has a female protagonist is Hatoful Boyfriend.

I can't even begin to imagine how she would have reacted to someone describing THAT.

Clearly, Kanta needed to inform her about the wonders of Jurassic Heart.

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them
Oh man. Please say it's possible to woo SheGoon later.

Wandering Knitter
Feb 5, 2006

Meow

Brony Hunter posted:

Oh man. Please say it's possible to woo SheGoon later.

Seriously, she's Kanta's soulmate! :allears:

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:

booksnake posted:

No way! This is perfect.

mufufu
Okay, I will keep it that way.

quote:

Oh man. Please say it's possible to woo SheGoon later.
Sadly no. :smith:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Dr. Snark posted:

Still, that entire discussion was doomed to failure from the start, wasn't it? It probably doesn't help that the only dating sim I know of that has a female protagonist is Hatoful Boyfriend.

There are actually a fair number of these, I think. It's just that those aren't the ones people like Kanta care about.

NextTime000
Feb 3, 2011

bweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Nyaa posted:

Sadly no. :smith:
Then clearly only some women are a plaything in his hand :colbert:

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:

NextTime000 posted:

Then clearly only some women are a plaything in his hand :colbert:
This is already a fact when the failure boss stage is canon. :colbert:

Also 'some' is one letter too much for the title word limit.

slowbeef
Mar 15, 2005

Will Harvey hates you, and everything you stand for.
Pillbug

Nyaa posted:

This is already a fact when the failure boss stage is canon. :colbert:

Also 'some' is one letter too much for the title word limit.

Fun Radium fact: Mods get a couple extra letters when editing titles. (But I'll change it back in a bit.)

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
You are a cool mod, slowbeef, maybe even in my top 5.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

slowbeef posted:

Fun Radium fact: Mods get a couple extra letters when editing titles. (But I'll change it back in a bit.)

Maybe when you change it back, you can change plaything to playthings? I know it's because of the character limit, but it's been nagging at me the whole thread.

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica

Waffleman_ posted:

Maybe when you change it back, you can change plaything to playthings? I know it's because of the character limit, but it's been nagging at me the whole thread.

No no no, it captures the rest of the LP perfectly.

bobvonunheil
Mar 18, 2007

Board games and tea

Waffleman_ posted:

Maybe when you change it back, you can change plaything to playthings? I know it's because of the character limit, but it's been nagging at me the whole thread.

I think it adds to the delightful Engrishy charm, personally.

Morton Salt Grrl
Sep 2, 2011

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
FRESH BLOOD


May their memory be a justification for genocide

bobvonunheil posted:

I think it adds to the delightful Engrishy charm, personally.

This. It sounds like something Kanta as we know him would say. Just like "Hyahoo!". English-wise, it isn't perfect, but it fits Kanta perfectly.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
clearly kanta has no chance with goongirl because she just wants to mufufufu alone with her moe~ dating game.

Nidoking
Jan 27, 2009

I fought the lava, and the lava won.

Dr. Snark posted:

It probably doesn't help that the only dating sim I know of that has a female protagonist is Hatoful Boyfriend.

Off the top of my head, Alice in the Country of Hearts/Clovers, and because I knew I had another manga series based on a game lying around somewhere, La Corda D'Oro. I'd be surprised to discover that there aren't dating sim games based on series like Fushigi Yuugi and Haruka Beyond the Stream of Time as well.

Omniphile
Apr 5, 2010

Love? Justice? Pah! I'll crush them all!
There is an entire massive genre of female-oriented visual novels, it's just that most of them are for the PSP and DS and thus don't have as much fan translation potential. Hakuouki is another example.

Wandering Knitter
Feb 5, 2006

Meow
Let me end this derail right now by posting the best female lead dating sim. :colbert:

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:

slowbeef posted:

Fun Radium fact: Mods get a couple extra letters when editing titles. (But I'll change it back in a bit.)
You can write whatever you like on my title. :allears:

quote:

There is an entire massive genre of female-oriented visual novels,
Those are known as Otome game if you care about terminology. :eng101:

quote:

I think it adds to the delightful Engrishy charm, personally.
I am forever doomed to make engrish humor. :tinfoil:

Speaking of translation, I actually checked the Japanese game text (with google translate) and it seems the Chinese translation preserve almost word to word accurately. So that's nice to know. :v:

slowbeef
Mar 15, 2005

Will Harvey hates you, and everything you stand for.
Pillbug

Wandering Knitter posted:

Let me end this derail right now by posting the best female lead dating sim. :colbert:

First try, good end. Bang. And people say I'm bad at video games.

Ghost Car
Sep 14, 2009

Nidoking posted:

Off the top of my head, Alice in the Country of Hearts/Clovers, and because I knew I had another manga series based on a game lying around somewhere, La Corda D'Oro. I'd be surprised to discover that there aren't dating sim games based on series like Fushigi Yuugi and Haruka Beyond the Stream of Time as well.

I'm deeply ashamed that I know this, but the Haruka Beyond the Stream of Time/Harukanaru Toki no Naka de anime is in fact based on a dating sim. The original game has a bunch of sequels, too.

That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010

Wandering Knitter posted:

Let me end this derail right now by posting the best female lead dating sim. :colbert:

----Terrible End----

I don't think I'm cut out for this sort of game, I got a game over on the second choice.

HrungTheGi
Oct 30, 2012

Wandering Knitter posted:

Let me end this derail right now by posting the best female lead dating sim. :colbert:

Good end first try. I'm clearly a natural at dating ukulele players.

kissekatt
Apr 20, 2005

I have tasted the fruit.

That loving Sned posted:

----Terrible End----

I don't think I'm cut out for this sort of game, I got a game over on the second choice.
The game crashes for me on the intro. Doomed to go extinct alone. :smith:

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:

NO MORE TALK; MUST SLEEP.

Excuse me then…
Sur—

Zzz...
Ah!
Fu...
Three seconds! This guy is a master sleeper or something!?
Hmm ohh… Master…
There really are people that dream talk!
Universe… hold the universe tightly in your hand…
What kind of dream is that…?
Maybe it’s a dream about some grand galactic battle.
Oh!



Actually I have insomnia!

Last night…
Um hm…
I can’t fall asleep.
Oh, why not?
I have a little insomnia…
Ahh, I see…
Hmm…
Then, you better do you best whenever you get the chance to sleep…
Hmm…
I have a very good medicine!
Ah!


This is…
A prescription from the hospital a few days ago!
Oh.
This medicine will cure you right away!
This...
Is safe right?
Relax!



I better not. :raise:

Uh, I will try it later...
Anyway, I will take a nap.

Have a good rest.
Tis!
Ah?



Okay, you win. I will bite. :ohdear:










It is effective…

kissekatt
Apr 20, 2005

I have tasted the fruit.

Tanaka and Kanta really are a match made in heaven. What does her shirt say?

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

Nyaa posted:


It is effective…
Looks like we got slipped some rofies. I really hope goon girl is the last bonus boss.

NextTime000
Feb 3, 2011

bweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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kissekatt posted:

Tanaka and Kanta really are a match made in heaven. What does her shirt say?

tonberrytoby posted:

Looks like we got slipped some rofies. I really hope goon girl is the last bonus boss.
Each of these failure path updates are making me like Tanaka more and more :allears: I REALLY hope at the very least there is a path like the one in Kana's Story where we go to the movie with the other office buddies instead.

saihate
Oct 16, 2009

ID: ththththt
PASS: hthththth

kissekatt posted:

Tanaka and Kanta really are a match made in heaven. What does her shirt say?

I think it says "Utsubeshi" or "Must strike", which is a phrase made popular by Ashita no Joe

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them
My personal canon is Kanta fails all the routes and ends up with SheGoon, his soul mate. :colbert:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Tanaka is going to be the main character of the upcoming sequel for 3DS, Dekiru Otome no Mote Life. ALL MEN ARE PLAYTHING IN MY HANDS!

Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
ALL MEN ARE PLAYTHING IN MY HANDS! *mufufu

tofuwizard
Feb 22, 2013
I'm going to be disappointed if there isn't a 'how to handle someone socially awkward' path with Kanta and Tanaka.

sunburnedcrow
Dec 17, 2012

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

ALL MEN ARE PLAYTHING IN MY HANDS! *mufufu

The secret final boss is Kanta who has all chicks from this game and Tanaka must convince him that she is his one true love. :allears:

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them

sunburnedcrow posted:

The secret final boss is Kanta who has all chicks from this game and Tanaka must convince him that she is his one true love. :allears:

Somebody hurry up and make this game.

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Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:

… Aaaand we are back to this choice after all the sub, sub-sub, and sub-sub-sub choices from Choice B. Kanta need a handhold now.


*Swallowing saliva*

Hm?


Ah! Ehh... (What should I do)



A and B would just result in Shoko moving her hand away and awkward silence.


Emm… Ah, sure...


Now to deal the trouble that’s brewing up. :11tea:





What’s wrong!?
Ugh… I am fine…
Ah! You’re not! Your face is all blue!

Are you gonna be alright?
… Ugh… I don’t feel well…
Motion sickness?
… An amazing wave is coming…
Ah!
A powerful wave…
Ah! Are you alright?


Let’s hold it for now.


!
… (Happy thoughts, think about happy thoughts!)


“Wait for meeeeee, Kaaaantaaaaa~~”

“Ah ha ha ha~~ I am here~~~”

“Awww~~~ wait for meeeee~~”

“Ah ha ha ha ha ha~~~”




… Drinks… Want some?
Thanks …



Now that’s out of the way, RELEASE THE KRAKEN! :krakken:


!


“Sorry, sorry…Everyone…”

“Wahhhhh!”

“What are you doing!”

“Aaahhhh”

“Kyahhhhh! Is he?”

“Waaahhh!”

“EEEIIIGGHHHH!”

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