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MagnumLode
Apr 10, 2004

Have some Kool-Aid, dipshit.

I. DRINK. YOUR. MILKSHAKE!

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
A bit of local news.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
One of the Martian Rovers has a sense of humor:



http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/04/24/mars-rover-penis-nasa_n_3144656.html

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice

The best promotional band photo ever :




(stoner legends Sleep)

OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 9, 2002

MagnumLode posted:

I. DRINK. YOUR. MILKSHAKE!

Holy poo poo yes

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

DarkCrawler posted:

One of the Martian Rovers has a sense of humor:



humanity.jpg

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

I don't know why all you guys had a problem with Groose. I mean, sure, he started out as a jerk, but he lightened up by the end of the game.



Look! He even saved the president!

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

Perestroika posted:

humanity.jpg



:stare: Is there a story to go along with this? Did the bomber make it back?

Grouchy Fish
Aug 24, 2006
Link

According to this page the plane immediately crashed following this. :(

Nilbog Resident
Dec 23, 2005

X Y v ^

Metanaut posted:

The best promotional band photo ever :




(stoner legends Sleep)

This is the greatest thing I will see all week, at least.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Grouchy Fish posted:

Link

According to this page the plane immediately crashed following this. :(

Aw man, I the story I read when I first saw that pic was that they managed to get back home. Now I kinda regret posting that.

Aericura
Jun 12, 2003
I will eat your soul.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010



Bradley Cooper's eyes are really uneven. :stare:

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Stare-Out posted:



Bradley Cooper's eyes are really uneven. :stare:

Forgall has a new favorite as of 17:46 on Apr 24, 2013

RagingBoner
Jan 10, 2006

Real Wood Pencil

Sloth is the love-child of Shannon Doherty and Bradley Cooper.



VVVV HUZZAH! VVVV

RagingBoner has a new favorite as of 18:00 on Apr 24, 2013

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
Not as bad as Shannen Doherty.


Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

Stare-Out posted:



Bradley Cooper's eyes are really uneven. :stare:

Actually his eyes are perfectly even, it's just that the rest of his body is tilted by about 15°.

The Red Queen
Jan 20, 2007

You tricked me!

You said dis place was fun, but it ain't!

stubblyhead posted:

Not as bad as Shannen Doherty.




I wonder what her eye sockets in her skull look like.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

If Doherty and Cooper had a child its eyes would be perfectly even.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Stare-Out posted:

If Doherty and Cooper had a child its eyes would be perfectly even.

The question is would they be situated on its forehead or its cheeks.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

RagingBoner posted:

Sloth is the love-child of Shannon Doherty and Bradley Cooper.



VVVV HUZZAH! VVVV

Her tits are even more lopsided than her eyes.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



veedubfreak posted:

Her tits are even more lopsided than her eyes.

And her shoulders... and hair...

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

veedubfreak posted:

Her tits are even more lopsided than her eyes.

I'm pretty sure that's just how she's standing. She may be hoping that standing like that, with her boobs appearing to be lopsided, right side lower, will somehow create the illusion of symmetry when taken in with her eyeline, which is lopsided in the opposite direction.

RagingBoner posted:

All I know is that I suddenly want a Playstation 2.

:golfclap:

Bored has a new favorite as of 19:24 on Apr 24, 2013

RagingBoner
Jan 10, 2006

Real Wood Pencil

Snowy posted:

And her shoulders... and hair...

All I know is that I suddenly want a Playstation 2.

Spooky Bear Ghost
Sep 17, 2010

lets get spooky
I think I remember reading somewhere that eyes are supposed to be offset (not that much) so that you can better see prey :chef:



PepeSilvia
Mar 17, 2009

Perestroika posted:

Aw man, I the story I read when I first saw that pic was that they managed to get back home. Now I kinda regret posting that.

You realize that the plane is dropping bombs on a city, right?

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Itchy Bear Dong posted:

I think I remember reading somewhere that eyes are supposed to be offset (not that much) so that you can better see prey :chef:

Pretty sure stereoscopic vision an the depth perception that goes along with it just requires two eyes pointing in the same direction. Compare how a lion's eyes are set to a gazelle's.

Stormageddon
Jan 16, 2008
I am actually just a sentient program made to shitpost, and am still getting my human speed calibration down.
Really. I mean, yeah, all those people snuffed out is one thing, but the pilot not surviving? Tragic.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Super cool morality derail in the funny pics thread, guys! :thumbsup:







Bixington
Feb 27, 2011

made me feel all nippley inside my tittychest
Edit: Beaten.
T̶h̶e̶ ̶F̶u̶n̶n̶y̶ ̶P̶i̶c̶t̶u̶r̶e̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶r̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶t̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶c̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶i̶s̶c̶u̶s̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶a̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶a̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶t̶a̶l̶ ̶w̶a̶r̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶W̶W̶2̶ ̶s̶t̶r̶a̶t̶e̶g̶i̶c̶ ̶b̶o̶m̶b̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶d̶u̶r̶i̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶w̶a̶i̶t̶ ̶s̶h̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶n̶y̶ ̶p̶i̶c̶t̶u̶r̶e̶s̶.̶

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

This picture is Zen. I look at this picture and everything makes sense again.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Pfft, nice try.

I know your tricks, Remax.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009


Even real estate companies are polite in Canada, just going right ahead and helping you to avoid asking those more embarrassing questions.

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

That's a shame. You can get great deals on haunted houses!

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Hey, they're just trying to avoid liability

bustercasey
Apr 9, 2012
Gary’s Answer

Related: http://www.wiggaz.com/chiggaz/chiggaz.php

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Metanaut posted:

The best promotional band photo ever :




(stoner legends Sleep)

I want to extend the picture up and to the right so that a full moon can be photoshopped in at the top right.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM.... I'm actually NOT bothered by this avatar
Just content-aware-filled it, so it could be better, but I like to think about these things in the context of answering "grandpa, what did you do when you were young?" and "well, I spent an hour photoshopping starfields into the background of pictures of ugly people to make a joke on the internet"...

Sagebrush has a new favorite as of 00:31 on Apr 25, 2013

Mr. Funktastic
Dec 27, 2012

College Slice

I didn't know the Ronin from Saints Row 2 existed in real life.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Sagebrush posted:

Just content-aware-filled it, so it could be better, but I like to think about these things in the context of answering "grandpa, what did you do when you were young?" and "well, I spent an hour photoshopping starfields into the background of pictures of ugly people to make a joke on the internet"...



:golfclap:

Awesome.

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