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She looks like Liv Tyler on the right. I just can't unsee floppy noodle ankles on the one guy, especially thumbnailed. 
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Apr 25, 2013 02:45
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Picnic Princess posted:She looks like Liv Tyler on the right. Reminds me of the Ali G movie
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Apr 25, 2013 03:20
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Apr 25, 2013 04:09
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Snarky tweets read by Robert DeNero. http://seenive.com/v/927424391090941952
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Apr 25, 2013 05:13
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Sagebrush posted:Just content-aware-filled it, so it could be better, but I like to think about these things in the context of answering "grandpa, what did you do when you were young?" and "well, I spent an hour photoshopping starfields into the background of pictures of ugly people to make a joke on the internet"...
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Apr 25, 2013 07:15
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Is that Robert De Niro and Joe Pesci?
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Apr 25, 2013 07:31
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CombatInformatiker posted:"And why didn't you invest in Eastern Poland?" "I'm sorry, grandson. I was too busy improving on the photo of ugly people while avoiding my actual responsibilities." 
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Apr 25, 2013 07:38
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Buzkashi posted:"LIKE AN ANIMAL" 
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Apr 25, 2013 08:03
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Well. Now I have to go get married.
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Apr 25, 2013 08:41
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Nilbog Resident posted:Well. Now I have to go get married. You can just cook some ribs, they sell them in stores.
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Apr 25, 2013 08:42
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What about whiskey fountains? Do they sell those in stores, too? 
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Apr 25, 2013 09:16
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Nilbog Resident posted:What about whiskey fountains? Do they sell those in stores, too? That's not really a good idea. The constant motion/aeration would evaporate the alcohol. What you really want is a whiskey tap. Now that's living.
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Apr 25, 2013 09:35
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:That's not really a good idea. The constant motion/aeration would evaporate the alcohol. I went to a party with a full sized garden fountain filled with vodka cranberry, and I can confirm that you're right, and that being that drunk when you get up from a table next to it is a very pleasant surprise if you've only had a glass of wine.
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Apr 25, 2013 09:40
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Nilbog Resident posted:Well. Now I have to go get married. So you're going to get married so you can eat a lot of meat? 
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Apr 25, 2013 10:52
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Vindolanda posted:I went to a party with a full sized garden fountain filled with vodka cranberry, and I can confirm that you're right, and that being that drunk when you get up from a table next to it is a very pleasant surprise if you've only had a glass of wine. So wait, you're telling me I can pour a bottle of whiskey into one of those fountains and it'll get me drunk just by being in the same room? I'm so doing this..
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Apr 25, 2013 12:42
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TShields posted:So wait, you're telling me I can pour a bottle of whiskey into one of those fountains and it'll get me drunk just by being in the same room? I'm so doing this.. If you ever go to sauna you can pour booze on the stove (or whatever you call it), so it vaporizes. I have no idea how drunk that'll get you though, better just drink it
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Apr 25, 2013 12:59
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Kick-rear end's new costume is goddamn terrible. It's Justin Beiber dressing up like a moron again.
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Apr 25, 2013 13:00
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mrkillboy posted:Kick-rear end's new costume is goddamn terrible. Bieber's meltdown (when it inevitably comes) will be the best celebrity meltdown ever.
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Apr 25, 2013 13:16
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Sosiz posted:If you ever go to sauna you can pour booze on the stove (or whatever you call it), so it vaporizes. I have no idea how drunk that'll get you though, better just drink it Who the gently caress does anything stupid like taking drugs or drinking alcohol when you can butt chug booze and give yourself a Delisse Coca Tea enema? My colon is so jam-packed with intoxicants I can spray-dook a jam band album.
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Apr 25, 2013 13:18
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Prathm posted:Bieber's meltdown (when it inevitably comes) will be the best celebrity meltdown ever. It'll have to be good to beat Britney Spears shaving her head and attacking a car with an umbrella 
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Apr 25, 2013 13:42
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Male celebrities don't really have meltdowns. They're either born again, start taking steroids, or get caught on video saying really, really racist poo poo.
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Apr 25, 2013 13:50
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Gorilla Salad posted:It'll have to be good to beat Britney Spears shaving her head and attacking a car with an umbrella I think the whole tiger blood thing has got to be my favorite celebrity outburst in recent years.
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Apr 25, 2013 13:53
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Sheesh, if we include Charlie Sheen then nobody will ever be in with a chance. PYF celebrity meltdown.
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Apr 25, 2013 13:55
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twosideddice posted:I think the whole tiger blood thing has got to be my favorite celebrity outburst in recent years. I'm hoping for more of a Mel Gibson or Christian Bale style breakdown.
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Apr 25, 2013 13:57
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One Chris Brown style breakdown is enough though.
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Apr 25, 2013 14:01
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Carrot Top's descent into obscurity into becoming the most terrifying looking ginger is a good example of the steroids one. And when I was uploading that, I saw this: 
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Apr 25, 2013 14:15
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In order to reach the next level of celebrity breakdown media circus, someone has to die. I'm not saying anyone in particular, I'm just saying the perfect shitstorm would include candid shots of Bieber's goons dragging bloody trash bags out of a hotel room.
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Apr 25, 2013 14:19
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I Am Crake posted:In order to reach the next level of celebrity breakdown media circus, someone has to die. I'm not saying anyone in particular, I'm just saying the perfect shitstorm would include candid shots of Bieber's goons dragging bloody trash bags out of a hotel room. BIEBER EAT A DUDE
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Apr 25, 2013 14:25
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I Am Crake posted:In order to reach the next level of celebrity breakdown media circus, someone has to die. I'm not saying anyone in particular, I'm just saying the perfect shitstorm would include candid shots of Bieber's goons dragging bloody trash bags out of a hotel room. Wasn't that pretty much OJ Simpson?
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Apr 25, 2013 14:28
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I Am Crake posted:In order to reach the next level of celebrity breakdown media circus, someone has to die. I'm not saying anyone in particular, I'm just saying the perfect shitstorm would include candid shots of Bieber's goons dragging bloody trash bags out of a hotel room. Or a confession from a witness about a really bizarre sex cult. This dude's seriously putting pedal to the metal to be the new Michael Jackson, a celebrity with a devoted following who make excuses for his increasingly strange, probably self destructive, and potentially harmful behavior. He's a few years from adopting an African child in a questionable adoption and dangling them over a balcony, or announcing he's similar to Jesus. I can not wait. For content/related: 
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Apr 25, 2013 14:32
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Personally I'm just waiting for his little "oh I'm so tough" routine to get his rear end kicked when he mouths off to someone without his 8 body guards around.
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Apr 25, 2013 14:44
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He should be violently assaulted because I don't like his music and he is addicted to the attention celebrity has given him. Has dude even actually DONE anything to warrant the hate he seems to gather?
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Apr 25, 2013 14:54
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Joining the bieberchat. Swedish police found pot and a stun gun in his tourbus. http://www.thelocal.se/47560/20130425/#.UXk0ArXIbfw 
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Apr 25, 2013 14:54
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Stormageddon posted:He should be violently assaulted because I don't like his music and he is addicted to the attention celebrity has given him. Has dude even actually DONE anything to warrant the hate he seems to gather? You haven't seen the poo poo talking he does when out in public while hiding behind his security have you? http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/03/justin-bieber-flips-out-threatens-to-beat-the-f-ck-out-of-photog/ He's a little piece of poo poo that needs to be put in his place.
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Apr 25, 2013 15:06
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Who the gently caress does anything stupid like taking drugs or drinking alcohol when you can butt chug booze and give yourself a Delisse Coca Tea enema? Guys guys guys. This is the Bieber Meltdown. The Glistening Hodor has spoken.
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Apr 25, 2013 15:17
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 This picture is just begging for someone to write a full version of "I Have A Clean". Surprised something like that isn't on the back of package honestly, it fits too well.
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Apr 25, 2013 15:17
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Apr 25, 2013 15:17
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Stormageddon posted:The loving balls of that celebrity teenager. No
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Illithid posted:Joining the bieberchat. This sounds like poo poo I would probably have if I was a teenager with a lot of money. poo poo, I'm 26 and I still might.
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