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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

WorkingPeer posted:

not a terrible idea i guess? :shrug:

gonna lol when this guy gets banned from wikipedia for violating some arcane rule

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
that's a loving dishcloth and a loving apron, you weeaboo shitheads :argh:

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_Sprite_challenge

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



im serious, write the bot and watch the stampede

id do it but im lazy

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

prefect posted:

that's a loving dishcloth and a loving apron, you weeaboo shitheads :argh:

he made it up. theres no page "Kurozhu" on wiki

smh that its believable enough that i went to check tho

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Sweevo posted:

so expect half million word articles about the 3 or 4 obscure battles the scotch won against the english, and a hundred page rant about the stone of scone

infinitely better then yet another article about a common household item, except for the japanese version + american comic book storylines

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Hammerite posted:

he made it up. theres no page "Kurozhu" on wiki

smh that its believable enough that i went to check tho

:doh:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

lol

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
dactyl_like_a_finger.png

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
From today's featured article

The state laws governing the control of alcoholic beverages in New Jersey are among the most complex in the United States and contain many peculiarities not found in other states. New Jersey law grants individual municipalities substantial discretion in creating ordinances that regulate the sale and consumption of alcoholic beverages. A small percentage of municipalities in the state are "dry towns" that do not allow alcoholic beverages to be sold. Other towns permit alcohol sales 24 hours a day. The history of taverns and alcohol production in New Jersey dates to its early colonial period. A local distillery owner was asked by George Washington for his recipe for "cyder spirits." With the rise of the temperance movement, New Jersey's alcohol industry suffered; many breweries, wineries and distilleries either closed or relocated to other states. The legacy of Prohibition restricted and prevented the industry's recovery until the state legislature began loosening restrictions starting in 1981. New Jersey's alcohol industry is experiencing a renaissance, and recently enacted laws provide new opportunities for the state's wineries and breweries. (Full article...)

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Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
the way i understand it, there's a set number of liquor licenses for the state, and the only way to get one is to buy it from a business thats about to close

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

prefect posted:

i love the scottish accent so much :swoon:

it is a really drat sexy accent. obviously on women but i even find myself :allears: listening to scottish men with a good voice

Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012

Sagebrush posted:

it is a really drat sexy accent. obviously on women but i even find myself :allears: listening to scottish men with a good voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuUrNukZxvc

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Sagebrush posted:

obviously on women

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2GCga7YLCU&t=55s

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Household and garden uses are often for carrying liquids and granular products made from hemp.

ESL or just really stoned?

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:BadPhotoshoppingExample.jpg
English: A poorly Photoshopped image of actor Scott Bacula and a random man posing for a photograph.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

quote:

Kawasaki Ninja is the trademarked name of several series of Kawasaki sport bikes, that started with the 1984 GPZ900R. In feudal Japan, a "ninja" was a covert agent or mercenary specialized in unorthodox combat.

this is highly useful and relevant to a page about motorcycles and i can see why they put it in the opening paragraph. there is no way a mere link to the page "ninja" would be suitable in this case

note also that "feudal japan" is a link

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_natural_disasters_by_death_toll

oops sorry meant to post this in the best of wikipedia thread






instead have this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sexually_active_popes

Adult Sword Owner fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Apr 25, 2013

Casual Male XL Fan
May 26, 2008

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:BadPhotoshoppingExample.jpg
English: A poorly Photoshopped image of actor Scott Bacula and a random man posing for a photograph.

Source: Own work

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
Taqaandan, which comes from a Kurdish word meaning "to click," involves bending the top part of the erect penis while holding the lower part of the shaft in place, until a click is heard and felt. Taqaandan is said to be painless and has been compared to cracking one's knuckles, but the practice of taqaandan has led to an increase in the prevalence of penile fractures in western Iran.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
lol dickbones

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
(in camp eastern european accent) I am Bacula and I will suck u cum. A ha ha ha

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_scandals_with_%22-gate%22_suffix

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
Nutellagate – 2013 The controversy over Columbia University spending $5,000 a week to stock the cafeteria with Nutella[citation needed]

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

Taqaandan, which comes from a Kurdish word meaning "to click," involves bending the top part of the erect penis while holding the lower part of the shaft in place, until a click is heard and felt. Taqaandan is said to be painless and has been compared to cracking one's knuckles, but the practice of taqaandan has led to an increase in the prevalence of penile fractures in western Iran.

Fake, I didn't hear no click

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
my understanding is that penile fracturing sounds more like a pop

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

quote:

Toast, however, lacks both the ability and the desire to right itself.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Call Now posted:

Fake, I didn't hear no click

u cant bend something that has no length

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:You_forgot_poland.ogg

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006


Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
You are going away!

You have asked for probation.
You have asked it from me
So you can work on your studies
So I am setting you free!
You're on your own. And you know what you know.
And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to go.

You'll still look at the forums. But you probably won't post.
And the threads you once spammed you will haunt like a ghost!
With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet,
you are quite welcome back when your Matura's complete! User loses posting privileges for 1 month.

lmbo

Antillese
Feb 16, 2006

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

my understanding is that penile fracturing sounds more like a pop

Call Now posted:

Fake, I didn't hear no click

Guys, no [Original Research] in the Wikipedia thread.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
i think we should encourage original research of seeing what happens when a dick is bent so it clicks

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_boots

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
hey yospos click this and look at your scroll bar

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

eh, at least wikinerds sperging about documenting every mundane aspect of Paris Hilton's life is a break from them obsessing over Linux, comic books and Family Guy.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
im not saying its not worthless mind you.

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Hammerite posted:

eh, at least wikinerds sperging about documenting every mundane aspect of Paris Hilton's life is a break from them obsessing over Linux, comic books and Family Guy.

also this is at least something that normal people do in real life, as opposed to sperging over how to spell your favorite fast food's name in japanese or writing a doctoral thesis on the politics of kids' cartoons

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