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Tomahawk posted:Speaking of muslen criptonight: When I was in Iraq in 2008 I caught one of my soldiers with a bottle of that crap. I made him roll around in the moondust until he vomited and told my section (I had 6 troops working for me) that if I caught that poo poo again they'd all get the same and I'd report them to the commander. That was literally the only time I ever actually punished a soldier that way and I'm still angry about it to this day. God dammit.
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Soviet Commubot posted:When I was in Iraq in 2008 I caught one of my soldiers with a bottle of that crap. I made him roll around in the moondust until he vomited and told my section (I had 6 troops working for me) that if I caught that poo poo again they'd all get the same and I'd report them to the commander. That was literally the only time I ever actually punished a soldier that way and I'm still angry about it to this day. What is "rolling around in the moondust"? I've never heard that term before.
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Soviet Commubot posted:When I was in Iraq in 2008 I caught one of my soldiers with a bottle of that crap. I made him roll around in the moondust until he vomited and told my section (I had 6 troops working for me) that if I caught that poo poo again they'd all get the same and I'd report them to the commander. That was literally the only time I ever actually punished a soldier that way and I'm still angry about it to this day. It's weird that use of this product seemingly requires a lot of faith in Islamic beliefs, since in most cases the victims will have no idea that this was being used in the first place. Only Mohammed can really be sure. quote:THIS PRODUCT IS FOR USE ON ARMED MUSLIM TERRORISTS ONLY. mm-hmm
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Soviet Commubot posted:When I was in Iraq in 2008 I caught one of my soldiers with a bottle of that crap. I made him roll around in the moondust until he vomited and told my section (I had 6 troops working for me) that if I caught that poo poo again they'd all get the same and I'd report them to the commander. That was literally the only time I ever actually punished a soldier that way and I'm still angry about it to this day. According to the website, the owner is a member of the USMC, claiming to be a scout sniper. I really hope someone doxxes his rear end and something may be done about such a virulently racist man in your military. Sir Rolo posted:
Yup. Must be why they linked to that horrible 'Religion of Peace' site on the bottom. See, they're not racist, they just want all terrorists to die! And all terrorists are muslims! What's even more inane is that killing a muslim terrorist with a pork bullet would do nothing, since I'm *pretty sure* I read elsewhere in this thread that forced consumption/absorption of the forbidden material/food is forgiven in the Qur'an. PoizenJam fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Apr 25, 2013 |
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Poizen Jam posted:What's even more inane is that killing a muslim terrorist with a pork bullet would do nothing, since I'm *pretty sure* I read elsewhere in this thread that forced consumption/absorption of the forbidden material/food is forgiven in the Qur'an. Also, I don't know much about guns, but lubricating a machine with pork fat just plain sounds like a bad idea?
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Enjoy posted:I hope they stole that header image from Games Workshop Yea, they did. Pretty sure I've seen that their stuff before.
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Dirt posted:What is "rolling around in the moondust"? I've never heard that term before. The sand in a lot of Iraq is about as fine as talcum powder, hence calling it moon dust. Rolling around in it is exactly what it sounds like, I made him roll in it as fast as he could from one end of the big parking lot where we kept our trucks to the other until he vomited, the racist shithead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1jRSKjEslk Poizen Jam posted:According to the website, the owner is a member of the USMC, claiming to be a scout sniper. I really hope someone doxxes his rear end and something may be done about such a virulently racist man in your military. That is 100% unsurprising.
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Bubbacub posted:- no The last time I saw a Candy Striper was in a porn. Whoever wrote that has to be ancient.
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Fart Sandwiches posted:
I would like to repost this one with even more out of date things similar to the candy striper. Ever been to a Muslim apothecary? Used a Muslim tincture? Why, all so called "Muslim contributions" are pure bosh and balderdash!
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muscles like this? posted:It was the last one actually written by him. The weirdest part of the book was how he still had the 9/11 attacks happen exactly the same way. Despite the fact that by that point his world's socio-political structure was so completely different than ours. Jesus, I read a most of his old books years and years ago and drat I guess he went even more batshit crazy like most of the authors do. Larry Bond just beat him to that category of crazy years ago. Guilty Spork posted:I'm pretty sure Muslims don't work like vampires or werewolves. Adding pork to things doesn't make them shrink away or kill them gooder or whatever like garlic or silver does to supernatural monsters. Hey, if idiot Israeli rabbis have similar ideas it must be good. I remember reading about this when it first came out.
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Something popped up on my Facebook in response to that new Bors comic strip.quote:
 Lemon Yellow is a massive gun nut who was in the Marines for 6 months and was medically discharged, but still considers himself a "hero" who "served this country". He's also infamous where I come from for having a big mouth and getting beaten up a bunch of times in High School while running away from his aggressors shouting "I can't fight you, you have no honor!".
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Dirty Job posted:He's also infamous where I come from for having a big mouth and getting beaten up a bunch of times in High School while running away from his aggressors shouting "I can't fight you, you have no honor!". I assumed AR stood for assault rifle. ArmaLite wasn't what I was expecting and would have expected AL. Learn something every day!
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Poizen Jam posted:According to the website, the owner is a member of the USMC, claiming to be a scout sniper. I really hope someone doxxes his rear end and something may be done about such a virulently racist man in your military. I honestly thought the bolded statement was a joke at first then I realized that your were being earnest. The US military is really one of the last bastions of horrific racism, sexism, and virulent homophobia in society. Some of the worst poo poo I have ever heard came out of the mouth of inbred hick NCO who you didn't want to stand up to because he could make your life hell and besides "can't you take a joke?" In my experience people like Soviet Commubot are the exception and not the rule.
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 Its so loving racist, I just  Although this dude is a gigantic lolbertarian and is bffls with a dude that went to Hillsdale, so yea.
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Dirty Job posted:Something popped up on my Facebook in response to that new Bors comic strip. That's pretty good. Godwins Law must be fulfilled. 
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Oh, in case anybody sends you one of those religious emailings that ends with "and that student was ALBERT EINSTEIN," it might be handy to reply with this letter that Einstein actually wrote: http://www.lettersofnote.com/2009/10/word-god-is-product-of-human-weakness.html
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quote:Have you ever been to a Muslim hospital, heard a Muslim orchestra, seen a Muslim band march in a parade, witnessed a Muslim charity, shaken hands with a Muslim Girl Scout, seen a Muslim Candy Striper, or seen a Muslim do anything that contributes positively to ...the American way of life ???? "First of all, there is no Canadian culture. I've never read any Canadian literature. And when have you ever heard anyone say, "Honey, let's stay in and order some Canadian food?""
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I honestly thought the bolded statement was a joke at first then I realized that your were being earnest. The US military is really one of the last bastions of horrific racism, sexism, and virulent homophobia in society. Some of the worst poo poo I have ever heard came out of the mouth of inbred hick NCO who you didn't want to stand up to because he could make your life hell and besides "can't you take a joke?" My experience is exactly the opposite, but I spent all my time in Air Defense Artillery and now Signal, which are the red-headed step children of the Army. Nearly everyone above the rank of E-3 in my current unit has a bachelors degree or higher, and many of them are in soft sciences like Sociology or areas like Primary Education. Take a look in Goons in Platoons sometime; there's quite a mix of people there. EDIT: Typo Eulogistics fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Apr 25, 2013 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I honestly thought the bolded statement was a joke at first then I realized that your were being earnest. The US military is really one of the last bastions of horrific racism, sexism, and virulent homophobia in society. Some of the worst poo poo I have ever heard came out of the mouth of inbred hick NCO who you didn't want to stand up to because he could make your life hell and besides "can't you take a joke?" You are not familiar with most parts of American society, obviously.
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Guilty Spork posted:I'm pretty sure Muslims don't work like vampires or werewolves. Adding pork to things doesn't make them shrink away or kill them gooder or whatever like garlic or silver does to supernatural monsters. Somehow, somebody, somewhere, believes that you can shoot Muslims with anointed bullets that will destroy their heathen souls. If you believe that, you are about one degree of de-humanization from going on one of those killing sprees that happens every so often.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I honestly thought the bolded statement was a joke at first then I realized that your were being earnest. The US military is really one of the last bastions of horrific racism, sexism, and virulent homophobia in society. Some of the worst poo poo I have ever heard came out of the mouth of inbred hick NCO who you didn't want to stand up to because he could make your life hell and besides "can't you take a joke?" Eulogistics posted:My experience is exactly the opposite, but I spent all my time in Air Defense Artillery and now Signal, which are the red-headed step children of the Army. Nearly everyone above the rank of E-3 in my current unit has a bachelors degree or higher, and many of them are in soft sciences like Sociology or areas like Primary Education. It depends on the leadership in the unit. I was cavalry the whole time I was in and I had units where racism was given a wink and a nod and units where it was all dogwhistles and codewords because the command would tear you up for saying that poo poo out loud in front of people. Luckily my last unit was of the last sort, although it's amazing to see who is and isn't racist as they ETS (finish their contract and become a civilian) on Facebook. The day after they ETS it all comes out in a big flood of lovely Obama macros and misspelled rants about welfare leeches and Muslims.
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If you have people in your life that keep posting smugly about how backwards, bad or worthless muslims are in general, create a list of some of the muslim achievements, inventions and advances they have made throughout history and ask them how they feel about that. Science, applications, trade, culture, warfare, art, muslims have contributed a whole lot to mankind. edit: Bonus points for the alphabet and a ton of english words rooted in arabic words.
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az posted:edit: Bonus points for the alphabet and a ton of english words rooted in arabic words. 0123456789 I hope this isn't a common misconception 
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^^^ Kinda. Contrary to popular belief Arabic uses different numbers than we do. Some of them are clearly inspired. 1 and 9 are obvious. 2 and 3 are turned sideways but for the most part they don't look at all like the numbers the west uses http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindu%E2%80%93Arabic_numeral_system Or basically all of modern mathematics like Algebra. RagnarokAngel fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Apr 25, 2013 |
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totalnewbie posted:0123456789 It isn't. I talked with my Arab students one time about how we use Arabic numerals and the Arabs don't
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totalnewbie posted:0123456789 Oh yeah I wrote that poorly. I think the word "alphabet" is rooted in arabic if I'm not mistaken?
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az posted:Oh yeah I wrote that poorly. I think the word "alphabet" is rooted in arabic if I'm not mistaken? I thought it was greek (Alpha, Beta, Gamma, ...)
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az posted:Oh yeah I wrote that poorly. I think the word "alphabet" is rooted in arabic if I'm not mistaken?
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az posted:Oh yeah I wrote that poorly. I think the word "alphabet" is rooted in arabic if I'm not mistaken? Arabic doesn't quite have an alphabet. Much like Hebrew, it has an Abjad, meaning that vowels are not usually directly represented, and consonants reign supreme.
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az posted:If you have people in your life that keep posting smugly about how backwards, bad or worthless muslims are in general, create a list of some of the muslim achievements, inventions and advances they have made throughout history and ask them how they feel about that. Science, applications, trade, culture, warfare, art, muslims have contributed a whole lot to mankind.
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Along the lines of the trolling someone posted earlier, I like to go into conservative pages/groups on Facebook and try to out-crazy everyone. I'm in the Red White and Blue and my communist opponent is Pinko. 
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I love the cliche grammar errors added into it 
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A DENVER FAX posted:Wait, was that green guy agreeing with you? Unfortunately no, George was the guy who posted the original image.
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I assume he is religious. Ask him why he's putting the Free Market on the same level as GOD. I'm pretty sure it's against the rules.
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Nevvy Z posted:I assume he is religious. Ask him why he's putting the Free Market on the same level as GOD. I'm pretty sure it's against the rules. Make sure you spell it G-d
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so i don't know where else i would post about this--lately I've been getting spam email in arabic from an unknown source. I suspect it might be both crazy and political. If anyone can decipher this I'd love to know what it means (or at least the gist of it):
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RagnarokAngel posted:^^^ Kinda. Contrary to popular belief Arabic uses different numbers than we do. Some of them are clearly inspired. 1 and 9 are obvious. 2 and 3 are turned sideways but for the most part they don't look at all like the numbers the west uses Huh, that '8' looks almost identical to the one used in modern Chinese.
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TheQat posted:so i don't know where else i would post about this--lately I've been getting spam email in arabic from an unknown source. I suspect it might be both crazy and political. If anyone can decipher this I'd love to know what it means (or at least the gist of it): My Arabic isn't all that good, but from the pictures of Anwar Sadat, and the title talking about the War of October 1973 (known as The Yom Kippur War in Israel), and from the formatting, and the names of some of the section titles, I'd say it looks like some kind of historical informational entry. Kind of weird for you to be spammed with it. Deciphering more of it will be easier if you post either a link or a higher-resolution image.
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TheQat posted:so i don't know where else i would post about this--lately I've been getting spam email in arabic from an unknown source. I suspect it might be both crazy and political. If anyone can decipher this I'd love to know what it means (or at least the gist of it): The title is "Introduction to the October 1973 War". I'm only a student though, so I can try to translate it later, but someone else might come along and know more. 
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