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Apr 25, 2013 20:43
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Uh, I think you mean Starz. That way our series can have all dicks flopping about it needs to be truly represented on screen. The number of dicks on screen in Game of Bones season 1 will be measured in miles.
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Apr 25, 2013 20:54
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I want it to be on AMC instead so it can be classy and tasteful, like the source material.
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Apr 25, 2013 21:00
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Don't talk to me about AMC. The wounds left by their premature cancelling of Rubicon, they are still too fresh. My eyes contain such sorrow, can it be?!
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Apr 25, 2013 21:03
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Joramun posted:I want it to be on AMC instead so it can be classy and tasteful, like the source material. AMC would just gently caress up everything and fire actors and directors mid-season so they can save a buck, all while changing plot points and pissing off the TVIV goo... Yeah, it needs to be on AMC.
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Apr 25, 2013 21:04
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If it was on AMC Joffrey wouldn't die at his wedding he would throw a tantrum shoot a few people with a crossbow and then dissapear into the woods as a season finale.
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Apr 25, 2013 21:51
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Naw, Manderly would just blow him up with his (merman) wheelchair.
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Apr 25, 2013 22:00
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Getting off bookchat for a moment, when is a Gash of Quims going to be finished?
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Apr 25, 2013 23:02
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I Own Soulz posted:Eventually the Starks become the white walkers and the "Winter is Coming" phrase takes on a slightly more sinister meaning. The Greyjoys become the new Targaryens, trying to resurrect krakens so that they may regain what was once theirs. And the rest turn to incest, the end. I LIKE it!
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Apr 26, 2013 00:02
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Uh, I think you mean Starz. That way our series can have all dicks flopping about it needs to be truly represented on screen. Especially that dick fight scene. "Beat that dick over there."
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Apr 26, 2013 00:24
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New dick training scene with beating dicks against walls, trees, etc. CONFIRMED. Maybe more like a dick montage? Get on that, Cards. Me and BoT are going to review each other's chapters (when I get mine done [never {but they're gonna digress into crusader kings let's plays anyway}]), meaning at least some of it will be done?
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Apr 26, 2013 05:10
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SaviourX posted:Me and BoT are going to review each other's chapters (when I get mine done [never {but they're gonna digress into crusader kings let's plays anyway}]), meaning at least some of it will be done? Remember, eh, I know where in the hinterland you live, hoser. I know who's who. You're my cousin Bob's roommate's sister's brother, Doug's best friend's step-son. You better get a slapshottin' there, Mats, your momma ain't gonna be around to feed you no Chunky Soup for much longer. She's gonna take off, if you get my snowdrift.
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Apr 26, 2013 05:22
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My Jen Ice chapters will be done when I get home Sunday and have all day to drink like an Irish poet. Also, I'm writing the 9th episode of the Game of Bones TV series. We replaced all the characters with male prostitutes and merged the characters of Orion Martin and Darksun so now he just fucks himself.
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Apr 26, 2013 05:33
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at least we haven't been subject to depictions of old people sex or anything like that. I hope Barristan doesn't become especially interesting like that
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Apr 26, 2013 05:33
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stawk Archer posted:at least we haven't been subject to depictions of old people sex or anything like that. I hope Barristan doesn't become especially interesting like that New chapter idea!
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Apr 26, 2013 05:40
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Bursting Salami, disgraced Emperor's Guard, will make his appearance in the Demi Turduckyen chapters, unless B_o_T has totally gone off the reservation.
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Apr 26, 2013 05:40
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Remember, eh, I know where in the hinterland you live, hoser. I know who's who. You're my cousin Bob's roommate's sister's brother, Doug's best friend's step-son. You better get a slapshottin' there, Mats, your momma ain't gonna be around to feed you no Chunky Soup for much longer. She's gonna take off, if you get my snowdrift. e: 
unlimited shrimp fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Apr 26, 2013 |
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Apr 26, 2013 16:01
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3545347&pagenumber=56#post414843375 *writes dissertation on show* Hey wanna read the books the show is based on? Nah.
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Apr 26, 2013 16:41
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Is GIlly just going to hand Sam a shard of obsidian and say "Above the wall we all carry these around at all times for no known reason" or is Ghost going to hand him a bag of obsidian shards also for no reason? How is sam going to accidentally save the day next week?
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Apr 26, 2013 19:20
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Krinkle posted:Is GIlly just going to hand Sam a shard of obsidian and say "Above the wall we all carry these around at all times for no known reason" or is Ghost going to hand him a bag of obsidian shards also for no reason? How is sam going to accidentally save the day next week? They found a bag with obsidian poo poo at the Fist.
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Apr 26, 2013 19:23
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I don't remember that. I remember not seeing that more than I remember not remembering that. e: Okay I found someone else who remembers but they never gave any to Sam, I don't think. Krinkle fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Apr 26, 2013 |
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Apr 26, 2013 19:27
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It was last season, Edd, Grenn and Sam were digging some holes and they found it wrapped in a nights watch cloak.
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Apr 26, 2013 19:34
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Edd's the one who looks like Ben Foster, right?
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Apr 26, 2013 19:35
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equity posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3545347&pagenumber=56#post414843375 You see, Jon's slack jaw etc etc something about reactionary politics and the meaning behind the title, "Game" of Thrones. Also, apparently subtext is why the book is good. Not the dialogue that's miles beyond most fiction of any kind, the deep characterization, and the real tension that comes with a realistically conceived world. gently caress subtext. This was awesome btw: 
stawk Archer fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Apr 26, 2013 |
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Apr 26, 2013 19:57
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stawk Archer posted:Also, apparently subtext is why the book is good. Not the dialogue that's miles beyond most fiction of any kind, the deep characterization, and the real tension that comes with a realistically conceived world. I like the books a lot, but seriously?
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Apr 26, 2013 20:50
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"GRRM's A Song of Ice and Fire series has dialogue that is miles beyond any other fictional work," says person who has never read a another book in their lifetime. "Deep characterization! Realistic tension! More descriptions of food than the entirety of Better Baking's back catalog!" raved the completely blown-away man after finally reading his first literary work without any accompanying pictures. "Two thumbs and my penis way way up!" But in all seriousness anyone who says that freaking George RR Martin has written dialogue in the upper echelons of all fiction ever produced has to be either incredibly poorly read or high. I liked the first book quite a lot but let us be real.
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Apr 26, 2013 21:11
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Come on, you gotta read the subtext of the comment! "any other fictional work written by NYT best-selling author RA Salvatore"
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Apr 26, 2013 21:16
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Sophia posted:"GRRM's A Song of Ice and Fire series has dialogue that is miles beyond any other fictional work," says person who has never read a another book in their lifetime. "Deep characterization! Realistic tension! More descriptions of food than the entirety of Better Baking's back catalog!" raved the completely blown-away man after finally reading his first literary work without any accompanying pictures. "Two thumbs and my penis way way up!" This post is better written than ASOIAF 
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Apr 26, 2013 21:38
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Sophia posted:"GRRM's A Song of Ice and Fire series has dialogue that is miles beyond any other fictional work," says person who has never read a another book in their lifetime. "Deep characterization! Realistic tension! More descriptions of food than the entirety of Better Baking's back catalog!" raved the completely blown-away man after finally reading his first literary work without any accompanying pictures. "Two thumbs and my penis way way up!" For the record: I don't agree with stawk Archer about the dialogue either (though he is spot on about the characterization and worldbuilding). But it is a bit hard to take you mocking and putting down a devotee of the source material seriously when you yourself wax equally hyperbolic about the TV show (which is fine and even endearing, but not really anything to get all  about) .
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Apr 26, 2013 21:52
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quote:Remember, eh, I know where in the hinterland you live, hoser. Isn't Salvy on like book 50 of: The Exact Same loving Thing: The Fuckening? People that talk about subtext in a stupidly blunt show: TVIV. Can't wait to see what comes from a place that has people with life choices that lead to a name like: Cumfart Gurantee(sic?).
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Apr 26, 2013 22:09
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Fellas, ladies, maybe, just maybe, the books AND the show are awful nerd poo poo for assholes. 
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Apr 26, 2013 22:43
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It has never been more known
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Apr 26, 2013 22:45
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Fellas, ladies, maybe, just maybe, the books AND the show are awful nerd poo poo for assholes. B-but the American Tolkien!
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Apr 26, 2013 22:47
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http://rasalvatore.com/bookstore/default.aspx Most of what Salvy writes is an ever-increasing volume of Drizzt stuff. It's kind of horrific that there's still a market for that, but I guess the world will never run out of 11-year-old boys and 35-year-old virgin men.
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Apr 26, 2013 22:49
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Hang on I'm spooling up my egregiously hyperbolic fangirl waxing machine to unhinge myself all over your asses
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Apr 26, 2013 23:02
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Why do the denizens of one thread need to feel superior to the other? This isn't pot-kettle territory this is shrieking "POT" into a mirror
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Apr 26, 2013 23:03
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What is the thread title referring to?
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Apr 26, 2013 23:08
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ADWD is A Dance With Dragons, the fifth volume in George RR Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. He is the American Tolkien.
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Apr 26, 2013 23:10
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Sophia posted:Hang on I'm spooling up my egregiously hyperbolic fangirl waxing machine to unhinge myself all over your asses At least take us out to dinner first. We aren't just some floozies.
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Apr 26, 2013 23:10
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Joramun posted:At least take us out to dinner first. We aren't just some floozies. Every single person in this thread would go to bed for nothing more than a wink, a smile and a heartfelt reading of a Game of Bones excerpt and you know it!
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Apr 26, 2013 23:13
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