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Bacon of the Sea posted:
This is brilliant. Sort of reminds me of when Stephan El Sharaaway said he got with girls over Facebook.
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Was Taters posted:Wasn't it Audi that gave United all cars, but only SAF was driving his so they took them all back? I honestly don't remember but since they're sponsored by Chevrolet now each player had his choice of any car in the range(including Corvettes and Camaros, except for the younger players) and Scholes picked the crap estate.
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sassassin posted:Because no player has ever shagged a prostitute before. Yeah but they don't generally tweet photos of themselves while doing it.
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The Perfect Element posted:Yeah but they don't generally tweet photos of themselves while doing it. Ah, right, usually they just video it.
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A goalkeeper in Argentina has been arrested on suspicion of aiding and abetting a notorious hooligan wanted for homicide http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/apr/01/san-lorenzo-goalkeeper-arrested
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When Football Fans Go Feralquote:Argentine football fans beat players after cup exit http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-22211549
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Deco got caught doping in Brazil. Such a shame.
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Vinestalk posted:Deco got caught doping in Brazil. Such a shame. That's a very dangerous substance, I bet after his time at Barca his endocrine system is shot to hell and he probably needs cycles just to function edit: heres some info http://www.sfgate.com/sports/article/Deco-fails-doping-test-in-Brazil-will-appeal-4477253.php Masking agent, they use it in race horses to avoid pulmonary hemorrhaging
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vaginal culture posted:That's a very dangerous substance, I bet after his time at Barca his endocrine system is shot to hell and he probably needs cycles just to function It's ALWAYS contaminated __. This time it's contaminated... vitamins? What? They don't magically break down into performance-enhancing drugs, unless we've been sitting on a major scientific discovery for the ages. These excuses are always flimsy and shite, literally nobody has ever gotten away from that before. The amount of contaminated food I've eaten in my student days, you'd think I'd look like Arnold Schwarzenegger by now.
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It's an encouraging sign that Brazil is actually catching peoplequote:Vasco da Gama midfielder Carlos Alberto faces a two-year ban from football after failing a doping test.
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An unnamed teenager punched a referee, ultimately killing him, after being shown a yellow card. He's currently facing aggravated assault charges which are likely to be upgraded now that the victim has died. 46 year old referee in a recreational league in Salt Lake City. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/may/05/soccer-referee-dies-punched-teenage-goalkeeper quote:A soccer referee who slipped into a coma after being punched by a teenage player during a game a week ago died on Saturday night, police said.
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Keepers are always a bit funny like that
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Bovril Delight posted:An unnamed teenager punched a referee, ultimately killing him, after being shown a yellow card. He's currently facing aggravated assault charges which are likely to be upgraded now that the victim has died. 46 year old referee in a recreational league in Salt Lake City. no place for that in the modern game
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There is no place for that all. I disagree with and despise players getting physical with officials. Even when I get mad at a ref I would never do something like that. I heard about this today at the office. Really sad.
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tbp posted:I'm going to bet the kid didn't mean to kill him, so that sucks. I'm pretty sure it sucks either way, it's kinda a no-win ending. I hate stories like this.
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He received his charges this morning - homicide by assault, which is a lesser charge than manslaughter. The state does plan to seek to try him as an adult, though.
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Not just him: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-22537941 quote:QPR striker Loic Remy arrested over gang rape Pretty disgusting
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What the gently caress is wrong with these assholes  Stop raping people!
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Again, if I was getting paid thousands of pounds a week and was a top athlete I don't think I'd bother with the hassle of doing gang rapes. Like at what point did Loic Remy think 'Hmm I'm a bit bored tonight, I won't have a Nando's and then go to Jose Bosingwa's house and smash him at FIFA, I'll go and rape a woman with two other men, it'll get me out of the house'? That is never going to end well.
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It didn't even get him out the house, it allegedly occurred at his flat!
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Lamont Cranston posted:Not just him: Yeah, swords definitely must have crossed there, the ratios are all wrong
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Imagine if he'd went to Newcastle in January? Him and Nile Ranger would've been quite the team of rapists
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the sex ghost posted:Again, if I was getting paid thousands of pounds a week and was a top athlete I don't think I'd bother with the hassle of doing gang rapes. Like at what point did Loic Remy think 'Hmm I'm a bit bored tonight, I won't have a Nando's and then go to Jose Bosingwa's house and smash him at FIFA, I'll go and rape a woman with two other men, it'll get me out of the house'? That is never going to end well. TBF I bet Bosingwa is terrible to play fifa with. He looks like the kind of guy who would use pace abuse squads and talks in Portuguese the whole time. blue footed boobie fucked around with this message at 14:14 on May 15, 2013 |
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Hatem Ben Arfa posted:Imagine if he'd went to Newcastle in January? Him and Nile Ranger would've been quite the team of rapists We might be able to put together an all-rapists XI soon. Once they're all together, hopefully some kind soul will shoot them into the sun.
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Shroud posted:We might be able to put together an all-rapists XI soon. Once they're all together, hopefully some kind soul will shoot them into the sun. You could at least have a front four of Ched Evans, van Persie, Remy and Nile Ranger, they'd score a lot between them
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NinjaSteve posted:You could at least have a front four of Ched Evans, van Persie, Remy and Nile Ranger, they'd score a lot between them Don't forget Ronald.
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NinjaSteve posted:You could at least have a front four of Ched Evans, van Persie, Remy and Nile Ranger, they'd score a lot between them Johnny Evans and titus bramble as Center backs.
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If statutory counts you always have Ribery.
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JFairfax posted:If statutory counts you always have Ribery. Benzema, too. All we need are some central midfielders and fullbacks and we've got a rapist XI that's got a shot at the title.
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I don't know that any team with Titus Bramble in has a shot at winning anything tbh
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:Johnny Evans and titus bramble as Center backs. Hang on, has Johnny Evans raped someone? e: It would appear he was "falsely accused" Jiminy Cricket fucked around with this message at 15:06 on May 15, 2013 |
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I think we can all agree that when French footballers aren't soliciting children for sex or kicking spectators or headbutting innocent Italian bystanders they're doing gang rapes. Or they're Sebastian Carole. Don't Ever Sign A French Footballer.
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https://www.chedevans.com
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Ched and the Seagulls
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NinjaSteve posted:Ched and the Seagulls loving hell I came to post this. He can't be a rapist he was feeding seagulls some chips!
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Interesting website. Shame it can't adhere to it's own guidelines on the main page though.
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In stoke news Whelan put an actual pigs head in Kemwyn Jones locker so Jones has thrown a brick through Whelan's car window. Banterzone.
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deletebeepbeepbeep posted:In stoke news Whelan put an actual pigs head in Kemwyn Jones locker so Jones has thrown a brick through Whelan's car window. All this needs is a naked tony pulis and it'd be the most stole news ever. Bit of an over the top reaction, though.
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