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Polymerized Cum
May 5, 2012

Scirocco Griffon posted:

I'm willing to bet that illest, No Fear, Fox Racing and the Lowrider logo are all on page one of every vinyl sticker shop's clipart book, right above the generic tribal dragon, Confederate flag and Calvin peeing on (insert manufacturer logo here).

Meanwhile, in Morocco:



:stonk: I have no idea how you even do something like this, unless Photoshop has an "Export to real life" option now.

I didn't know they were making a live action Roger Rabbit movie :confused:

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



KozmoNaut posted:

What's that stupid sunglasses and fedora-wearing badly-mustachioed 'thing' in the trunk supposed to be? I've seen it somewhere before, but I can't place it.


CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Fun fact: in the Fokker Tri-plane, the engine and propeller are bolted together, and the engine rotates :psyduck:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6xX0zSvp7w

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 03:14 on May 7, 2013

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Polymerized Cum posted:

I didn't know they were making a live action Roger Rabbit movie :confused:

The first Roger Rabbit is live action.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

KozmoNaut posted:

What's that stupid sunglasses and fedora-wearing badly-mustachioed 'thing' in the trunk supposed to be? I've seen it somewhere before, but I can't place it.

I don't care what anyone says, the Lowrider Man in and of itself is not terrible car stuff.

If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

CommieGIR posted:

Fun fact: in the Fokker Tri-plane, the engine and propeller are bolted together, and the engine rotates :psyduck:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6xX0zSvp7w

Rotary engines are awesome and discussion of them is probably best suited for the other thread but a rotary (not Wankel) swapped car would probably fit in this thread what with the total loss oiling system and all. :v:

If I recall most rotary engines have only a few throttle settings (WOT, half throttle, and idle for example) and throttle is varied by which magnetos are on.

Previa_fun fucked around with this message at 03:34 on May 7, 2013

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



CommieGIR posted:

Fun fact: in the Fokker Tri-plane, the engine and propeller are bolted together, and the engine rotates :psyduck:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6xX0zSvp7w

Almost all of the aircooled rotaries were set up that way. Plus, the motors were lubricated via a "lost-oil" system with castor oil, which meant the pilots were constantly inhaling it...which meant that they constantly had the shits.

A different breed of men.

edit: standard VW power

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 03:39 on May 7, 2013

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

PainterofCrap posted:

Almost all of the aircooled rotaries were set up that way. Plus, the motors were lubricated via a "lost-oil" system with castor oil, which meant the pilots were constantly inhaling it...which meant that they constantly had the shits.

A different breed of men.

What? That is news to me.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



CommieGIR posted:

What? That is news to me.

Century of flight posted:

There are other reasons that would have tended against the use of the rotary into more modern times and the greatest of these would be its enormous appetite for oil. The fuel was mixed with air as it was introduced through a primitive "carburettor" - usually in the tail end of the crankshaft. Via this route it made its way to the crankcase where is picked up all of the oil that was loose. When the fuel mixture was introduced to the combustion chamber it was very much a mix of fuel, air, and castor oil.

The imperfect combustion of any engine is not equalled by that of a rotary. The castor oil, being the least combustible of the two liquids, was spewed out into the atmosphere. It would be but a short time before the whole of the slipstream area of the aeroplane would be well coated with castor oil. The pilot would be soaking up oil at a fairly rapid rate as well. It is arguable that the reason for cowling the engine had as much to do with trying to control the wildly spewing oil as it was to do with the concepts of streamlining. The usual practice was to direct the oil underneath the fuselage by opening up the bottom of the cowl.

However, a cowling is not a favourite item to a rotary. The cylinders are air-cooled. As has been mentioned, the use of two banks of cylinders caused trouble enough. The cowling made the engine much hotter that it liked. The reason for the cutout in the bottom of the cowl, then, was to direct the spray of oil as well as to aid in cooling the engine. Some of the cowlings of WWI aeroplanes show evidence of extra cooling openings being cut into them by mechanics in the field.

Many people remark about the pleasantness of the odour of burnt castor oil. Out in the open where one's exposure is contrasted with other scents, it can be an enjoyable sensation. It is still nice if you are saying, "bye-bye" to the pilot before you go back to your mechanic's tasks. But to sit behind an engine that is spraying you with un-burnt - as well as burnt - castor oil is quite another matter after a few hours. The oil is known for its purgative qualities. It would be impossible to expose oneself to such an atmosphere and not experience certain difficulties.

http://www.century-of-flight.net/new%20site/frames/rotary%20engines_frame.htm

Toucan Sam
Sep 2, 2000

FIRST TIME posted:

I don't care what anyone says, the Lowrider Man in and of itself is not terrible car stuff.

Some of us actually own lowriders.




Acid ectched windows, Luxor wheels, mini truck that scrapes anything over an inch tall - check.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Toucan Sam posted:

Some of us actually own lowriders.




Acid ectched windows, Luxor wheels, mini truck that scrapes anything over an inch tall - check.

You haven't posted about this in a long time, get your rear end over to the "Post You Ride" thread!

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

That Camaro a year or so ago at least had the decency of looking like a life sized Hot Wheels, but this just made an already undesirable car worse.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Zlatan Imhobitch posted:

Pinifarina.
Rolls Royce.
$2.5mil.





I'd have got killed for this at uni, I can't believe a company like Pinifarina would put it out.

Ah yes, the Rolls Royce Phugly

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

It slices!

It dices!

It makes Julienne fries!
Spotted this today, didn't have time to grab the Canon.



:(

Anghammarad
Jan 3, 2010

Ruining your domestic car industry since 1968
Managed to spot this prime example of british engineering (Rover 600, could be a 620Ti) outside Halfords the other day.



CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Devyl posted:

Spotted this today, didn't have time to grab the Canon.



:(

These sort of people are on my poo poo list. I hate the people who have the dog cages in the back of their truck like that, this is even worse...

And people wonder why pitbulls have a bad rep, because of dog owners like this idiot.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


FIRST TIME posted:

I don't care what anyone says, the Lowrider Man in and of itself is not terrible car stuff.

If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.



It's not wrong at all, lowriders are awesome.

But putting a lowrider logo on the God-King Emperor of Rice's fake-rear end FWD Celica dragster, that's terrible on a whole new level.

Actually, my first thought was "Why the hell is there an effigy of Sergeant Angel Batista in the trunk of that Celica?"

HairyNipple!
Dec 31, 2004

hello i am fast cheap awesome

Zlatan Imhobitch posted:

Pinifarina.
Rolls Royce.
$2.5mil.





I'd have got killed for this at uni, I can't believe a company like Pinifarina would put it out.

Ah, Pininfarina. They've created some stunners, but they've missed the mark a lot as well. Some of these are actually pretty cool.





















a cat irl
Feb 13, 2010
Today I saw this and figured you all would probably like it, so I snapped a picture.


Greetings, from Sunny Florida!

General_Failure
Apr 17, 2005
I'm getting a real Citroen vibe from this.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I'm getting wood.

I want it.
What is it?

Looks like Studebaker Commander greenhouse...

General_Failure
Apr 17, 2005

PainterofCrap posted:

I'm getting wood.

I want it.
What is it?

Looks like Studebaker Commander greenhouse...

According to HairyNipple! it's some variety of Pininfarina thing. I just went to confirm / deny. The lines don't match a Citroen. But I did learn that Citroen released cars with a Wankel rotary.

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



a cat irl posted:

Today I saw this and figured you all would probably like it, so I snapped a picture.


Greetings, from Sunny Florida!

1982 Toyota Corolla?

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
I'm going to go wash and wax my car now. Like, right now.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

a cat irl posted:

Today I saw this and figured you all would probably like it, so I snapped a picture.


Greetings, from Sunny Florida!

drat, that's some gnarly rust even compared to the northeast. What did they do, park it in the ocean after taking a wire wheel to random spots on the body?

HairyNipple!
Dec 31, 2004

hello i am fast cheap awesome

PainterofCrap posted:

I'm getting wood.

I want it.
What is it?

Looks like Studebaker Commander greenhouse...

It's called the Pininfarina X. loving bizzare!

That Link posted:

The Pininfarina X (sometimes referred to as the PFX) was a peculiar concept car which appeared in 1960.

The X's craziest feature was the unusual diamond shape wheel layout. The single front and single rear wheels provided the steering, while the two central wheels provided the power.

This layout, coupled with the aerodynamic bodywork, was was designed to reduce drag and thereby improve both the performance and fuel efficiency of the vehicle.

Powering the Pininfarina X was a Fiat-sourced 1.1 litre, 4-cylinder engine which produced 43 horsepower.

Pininfarina tried, unsuccessfully, to get various manufacturers to put the X into production. The main reason nobody wanted to build the X was that aside from the bizarre layout which would have surely put some people off buying, the X also possessed twitchy and unpredictable handling - which would have put everyone off.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Anghammarad posted:

Managed to spot this prime example of british engineering (Rover 600, could be a 620Ti) outside Halfords the other day.





Driving this car is not revenge. It's Punishment.

MrSaturn
Sep 8, 2004

Go ahead, laugh. They all laugh at first...

HairyNipple! posted:

Ah, Pininfarina. They've created some stunners, but they've missed the mark a lot as well. Some of these are actually pretty cool.


My favorite recent Pininfarina design...





wikipedia posted:

The cabinetry was designed by the Italian automotive design firm Pininfarina, via their Pininfarina Extra industrial and product design subsidiary.[6] Technologies involved include microdispensing technology and proprietary PurePour technology. Both technologies were originally developed to deliver precise doses of drugs.[1] One Freestyle unit with a similar footprint to a current vending machine can dispense 126 kinds of carbonated and non-carbonated beverages from one freestanding unit. Microdosing blends one or more concentrated ingredients in 46 US fl oz (1.36 L) packets with water and sweetener at the point where the beverage is dispensed,[4] thus avoiding the use of traditional 5 US gal (18.9 L) boxes of syrup (also known as a bag-in-a-box).[7] Cartridges store concentrated ingredients in the dispenser cabinet and are RFID enabled. The machine uses RFID chips to detect its supplies and to radio resupplying needs to other units. The traditional ice cube dispenser remains.[8] The maximum rate of output is 95 drinks per hour.[4]
Reference

There's one at my local Noodles & Co, and it USED to have a really awesome pininfarina badge on it, but some jerk broke it off trying to steal it.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I want one of those in my kitchen and I don't even drink pop anymore.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008



Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

MrSaturn posted:

My favorite recent Pininfarina design...




Reference

There's one at my local Noodles & Co, and it USED to have a really awesome pininfarina badge on it, but some jerk broke it off trying to steal it.

These are in a local chain of movie theaters...they're pretty cool.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

It slices!

It dices!

It makes Julienne fries!

MrSaturn posted:

My favorite recent Pininfarina design...




Reference

There's one at my local Noodles & Co, and it USED to have a really awesome pininfarina badge on it, but some jerk broke it off trying to steal it.

Oh man... They have those at all the casinos & Burger Kings here. They're cool as hell.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

MrSaturn posted:

My favorite recent Pininfarina design...




Reference

There's one at my local Noodles & Co, and it USED to have a really awesome pininfarina badge on it, but some jerk broke it off trying to steal it.

The last fast food place I worked at had one of those. They're really neat, for the most part.

Lower maintenance than a traditional fountain, but they actually track the serial # of every cartridge.. and like an inkjet printer, they said "gently caress you, I'm empty" long before a cartridge is completely empty (and the cartridges look like giant inkjet printer cartridges). They actually mix the sweetener with the syrup (so one cartridge gives you both regular and diet) instead of having the sweetener mixed into the syrup before you get it. They require an internet connection, and they're supposed to automatically order supplies for you (that part didn't work so well when I worked there). The cartridges are a super concentrated version of the normal bag in box syrup, without sweetener.

You do have to keep a rack full of sweeteners nearby (high fructose corn syrup in most of them, aspartame in the rest), plumbed into it like a normal bag in box fountain. And when they break, holy poo poo they really really break. I'm pretty sure that's why nearly every place I've seen with them has at least two machines..

Scirocco Griffon
Feb 3, 2012


How much you want to bet they didn't even wait for the orange spraypaint to dry before realizing it looked like crap and trying to cover it up with the silver?

The mismatched rims and off-the-shelf Autozone spoiler are pretty much standard fare for a late '90s Eclipse though.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
Saw this in my apartment complex today. This is sort-of terrible car stuff:

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


HairyNipple! posted:

Ah, Pininfarina. They've created some stunners, but they've missed the mark a lot as well. Some of these are actually pretty cool.

Pininfarina, you say? :v:



(Hyundai Matrix, styled by Pininfarina)

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
terrible car stuff

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

some texas redneck posted:

The last fast food place I worked at had one of those. They're really neat, for the most part.

Lower maintenance than a traditional fountain, but they actually track the serial # of every cartridge.. and like an inkjet printer, they said "gently caress you, I'm empty" long before a cartridge is completely empty (and the cartridges look like giant inkjet printer cartridges). They actually mix the sweetener with the syrup (so one cartridge gives you both regular and diet) instead of having the sweetener mixed into the syrup before you get it. They require an internet connection, and they're supposed to automatically order supplies for you (that part didn't work so well when I worked there). The cartridges are a super concentrated version of the normal bag in box syrup, without sweetener.

You do have to keep a rack full of sweeteners nearby (high fructose corn syrup in most of them, aspartame in the rest), plumbed into it like a normal bag in box fountain. And when they break, holy poo poo they really really break. I'm pretty sure that's why nearly every place I've seen with them has at least two machines..

I still think they are the most awesome fountain machine ever made :colbert:

joshmx
Aug 18, 2009

Anghammarad posted:

Managed to spot this prime example of british engineering (Rover 600, could be a 620Ti) outside Halfords the other day.





This didn't happen to be in southampton did it? Pretty sure I've seen that driving around too!

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netwerk23
Aug 22, 2000
I spelled 'network' wrong.

CommieGIR posted:

I still think they are the most awesome fountain machine ever made :colbert:

The problem with them is that they can only serve one person at a time, and that person will now spend 4x as long picking a drink. The normal dispensers can at least have more than one cup going at once and it's very easy to pick your drink. I like the idea (although I hate the touchscreen that has no feedback) but there's always a line now.

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