Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro

Oracle posted:

Hey, it's called 'blue-blooded' and at certain points in history it was a sign of nobility! (Some of us were just born translucent ok)
gently caress me, is that where "blue-blooded" came from? I can't believe I never thought about the etymology. Makes sense, if so.

Although imagine the lost in translation issues telling a Thai they were blue-blooded. "No na ka, I very white skin na ka. Not blue people ka."

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Oracle
Oct 9, 2004

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobility#Other_terms

Yup. No heathen Moorish blood here.

Chair Huxtable
Dec 27, 2004

Heavens me, just look at the time


Whenever we see one of those super pale girls out at the market or something, my boyfriend always points and says "Baby, zombie! :stare: "

spf3million
Sep 27, 2007

hit 'em with the rhythm

Chair Huxtable posted:

Whenever we see one of those super pale girls out at the market or something, my boyfriend always points and says "Baby, zombie! :stare: "
There's nothing nastier than a girl with white makeup caked on so thick you can see it crumbling off with her sweat because her skin can't breathe. Also it stains the sides of your hijab.


On an unrelated note, apparently I'm supposed to tip the police officer in Jakarta for writing a police report for me. Is tipping the police A Thing anywhere else?

e: It wasn't a bribe, my translator gave him the $2.70 after he handed us the report as we were walking out the door.

prinneh
Jul 29, 2005
prince of denmark
Going to the airport now. This time tomorrow, i'll be in Bangkok. Really looking forward to Returning to asia again!

duralict
Sep 18, 2007

this isn't hug club at all

Saint Fu posted:

On an unrelated note, apparently I'm supposed to tip the police officer in Jakarta for writing a police report for me. Is tipping the police A Thing anywhere else?

e: It wasn't a bribe, my translator gave him the $2.70 after he handed us the report as we were walking out the door.


Sounds like baksheesh. It's basically a semi-standardized micro-bribe but everyone thinks of it as a cross between an unpublished administrative fee and a tip for bureaucrats. It's really common in Arab countries and India too. People don't consider baksheesh a "real" bribe (even though it totally is) because you're usually paying them to do something they were theoretically supposed to do anyway (like tipping, except that it's also usually technically illegal and/or against the official policies).

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
Yeah, we usually say tea money here, but same thing. Sometimes it's a legit fee, often it's not. I had to file a police report recently over a lost bank book (this passbook poo poo is so stupid) and they didn't charge me. Still, my impression is that if it's at all complicated there's something involved - especially if you want them to handle a neighborhood issue or investigate some crime.

Thai people usually ask some variation of "chui noi" (meaning help a little) when they know they're supposed to try to bribe the officer, but I think the noun for referring to it is "sin bon." Sin bon is like actually saying "bribe," though, which is way too in-your-face, so you always ask if they can "help you a little" or whatever. I've only ever had to pay one once I think, I forget. I've been in the car for a couple. I love the politics of it here. You have to ask to make the bribe, then a negotiation ensues after which you may actually get change from the officer. In Mexico we just got a shotgun to the face and the amount was whatever's in your wallet, heh. I prefer Thailand.

ReindeerF fucked around with this message at 12:13 on May 6, 2013

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

Saigon, you must try ...hum vegetarian restaurant. gently caress me drunk. That was amazing.

I'm in Au Parc, and it also looks amazing. Why is my home country so bereft of good inexpensive food.

Negative Entropy fucked around with this message at 13:54 on May 6, 2013

Senso
Nov 4, 2005

Always working
The small stalls on Tran Dinh Xu near the canal?

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

Senso posted:

The small stalls on Tran Dinh Xu near the canal?

I'll check it out today, last day in Saigon before a night bus to Siam reap.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro

Kommando posted:

a night bus.
I'm not captain safety by a long shot, but this is not something I'm really comfortable with in Cambodia and probably wouldn't be in Vietnam either, where they're more advanced drivers, but twice as aggressive and risk-taking. Just googling night bus in Cambodia will lead you to a disproportionate number of crashes for such a small market. Of course the day buses in Cambodia aren't exactly the model of safety, heh. Anyhow, good luck and bring earplugs.

Senso
Nov 4, 2005

Always working

Kommando posted:

I'll check it out today, last day in Saigon before a night bus to Siam reap.

Wow so you'll do the 10-ish hours in one go after all? Good luck! You're leaving tonight at what time? I have a salsa class tonight, don't know when I'll be free. The vegetarian noodles (and other stuff) are here, usually at night (I don't know if they're open in the day):

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

Lay down bus to phenom Penh with a 5 hour sleep at the border. Then a sit down bus from pp to sr. 12-14 on road. 17ish hours total. Admittedly I voted for a day bus but the rest of my contingent wanted to sleep most of the way. We leave at 11pm. Getting in at "4pm" tomorrow.

I'm going to explore down the canal today, someone told me there was a huge junk there. Find a post office and send some goonmail.

Dancing? Interesting.

mister ginger
Jul 5, 2005
I have some friends flying into Bangkok tomorrow from Canada. I'm planning on leaving may 12 to meet up with them. By then their plan is to be near Ko Pha-ngan. Am I better off flying into Phuket rather than Bangkok? Will there be any issues with a visa?

mister ginger fucked around with this message at 09:33 on May 7, 2013

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
No on visa issues. Transportation's more hosed up in Phuket, so get ready for that. I haven't heard of Ka Pao, so I'm not sure. Tried googling it and it appears to be somewhere in the World of Warcraft, which roughly resembles Phuket's tuk tuk and taxi queues.

mister ginger
Jul 5, 2005

ReindeerF posted:

No on visa issues. Transportation's more hosed up in Phuket, so get ready for that. I haven't heard of Ka Pao, so I'm not sure. Tried googling it and it appears to be somewhere in the World of Warcraft, which roughly resembles Phuket's tuk tuk and taxi queues.

Boy do I ever feel emberassed, i meant Ko Pha-ngan

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
Oh, hmm. Are you flying from Canada? There are a number of Asian carriers that fly direct to Koh Samui from outside of Thailand (I think Korean and Cathay, among others). It's flights inside of Thailand to Samui that are expensive as gently caress. If you're flying in internationally, if you could find a typical connecting flight through Seoul or HK or somewhere with a connection to Samui instead of Bangkok or Phuket you'd save a lot of time. Probably more expensive, but if you land in Phuket you'll have a pretty long bus ride to Surat Thani, then a 45 minute ride to the ferry, then a ferry ride. In all it's going to make for a full day of travel, basically, that you could cut out by landing in Samui and taking a ferry straight over to KPG.

Samui, Phangan and Tao are in the same island group in the Gulf of Thailand while Phuket's over on the Andaman side.

duralict
Sep 18, 2007

this isn't hug club at all
Samui airport is the weirdest. I flew from there because I found a flight connection from there to London that was just shy of $200 cheaper than flying out of Bangkok instead. It had a layover in BKK.

Airfares :allears:

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
The old Samui airport was awesome, but it just couldn't support the traffic and the massive jumbojets they wanted to land. It was voted the top airport in the world by travelers at least once. Sure, it was a completely corrupt enterprise of Bangkok Airways (as Trat, Sukhothai and several others still are), but it was quaint as gently caress, heh. This new one's okay, just lacks the character of bamboo trolleys running around and bit tropical lawns next to Thai cabanas cooking cheap local food.

duralict
Sep 18, 2007

this isn't hug club at all
The new one is like stepping through a portal to a yuppie California suburb's commercial strip. It's kind of surreal.

e: it's still one of the nicest airports I've ever been in, especially considering how tiny it is.

duralict fucked around with this message at 11:03 on May 7, 2013

Finch!
Sep 11, 2001

Spatial Awareness?

[ ] Whaleshark

404 Not Found
The new international gate there is completely stupid :argh:. It's a fan cooled, poorly ventilated enclosed building with lots of glass and hundreds of people inside. It's hot as gently caress. Even if it's hot as gently caress outside, it's still cooler than inside the glasshouse.

Finch! fucked around with this message at 13:46 on May 7, 2013

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




duralict posted:

The new one is like stepping through a portal to a yuppie California suburb's commercial strip. It's kind of surreal.

e: it's still one of the nicest airports I've ever been in, especially considering how tiny it is.

I was terribly annoyed that the taxi to the ferry terminal cost me 400 baht for a 2 min drive

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
It would be charitable to libertarians to say that "market forces" are not at work in the islands. I loving hate going there specifically for that fact, but we're spoiled in Bangkok, which may have the mot absurdly feasible taxi service in the world. Still, Samui's a smiling scam at this point. Phuket is not. Phuket is a mafia shithole full of dickhead brutes who beat down old people for refusing their 500 Baht fares. I still go to the Gulf Islands. Andaman, not so much. There's a comfortable corruption in the Gulf still.

ReindeerF fucked around with this message at 15:03 on May 7, 2013

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

Agreed, gently caress Phuket. Go Bangkok.

E: goodbye Sài Gòn, you were lovely, even in your curious chaotic traffic snarls and your alarming penis grabbing masseuses. It was cute in a way.

Negative Entropy fucked around with this message at 16:36 on May 7, 2013

prinneh
Jul 29, 2005
prince of denmark

Rated PG-34 posted:

I was terribly annoyed that the taxi to the ferry terminal cost me 400 baht for a 2 min drive

Any Way to avoid this?

Whats everyones favourite must try thai dish? We had a few today where the pad thai was crowned as the winner. There are a few thai places in Denmark, but for some reason few of Them serve pad thai and the like and all go instead for the Rice and curry dishes.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
Thai cuisine is complex, but anything can be you favorite. Ga pow (chicken with basil), fried rice and phad Thai are usually tourist favorites along with chicken with cashew nuts (gai phad med mamuang). Tom Yum Goong and Som Tam are close seconds along with green curry (gaeng kiaw wan). For a lesser known favorite among furriners I'd recommend Prik Phao Moo ("prick pow moo").

Among the Isaan dishes, nam tok moo/neuer is excellent. Also, the word for salad is "yum" - so yum neuer yung, um takai and others are excellent. It's a super long list. Late at night order Khao Tom or Khao Phad Nam Riep. Seriously, it's endless and depends on where you're eating. I routinely have to order for tables of 20 to 30 and never run out of poo poo to order.

ReindeerF fucked around with this message at 22:19 on May 7, 2013

duralict
Sep 18, 2007

this isn't hug club at all

quote:

Whats everyones favourite must try thai dish? We had a few today where the pad thai was crowned as the winner. There are a few thai places in Denmark, but for some reason few of Them serve pad thai and the like and all go instead for the Rice and curry dishes.

Massaman gai is definitely my favorite. I could eat that for every meal and be happy.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
If you're in SA Asia you should eat everything and if you eat something you don't like then you should probably realize you're wrong. Except that salty rear end fish curry goop they love so much in Surat Thani province.

Try not to order the same thing over and over is what I'm saying. Just pick something else. If you choose wrong OH NO you're out 75 cents and will have to just go around the block and order something else.

The only think I always get when I'm back is the stewed cabbage and mushroom thing that Tukta makes at the food stall I mentioned in my Outer Silom post (linked to in the OP or the almost-OP).

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
I have a problem in that I hate cooked seafood, innards and boiled eggs. Eating Thai can be tough when you have some picky food issues. Like when I say "mai sai talay" for no seafood and they put freshwater crab in it because not come from sea na krab. The best part is the Thai reaction. WHAT? HE DOESN'T EAT FISH? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? OH JUST COOKED FISH? WHAT? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? It can be a real pain at a table of 20 family members all trying to accommodate their perception of your picky food issues, heh.

Sheep-Goats is right, really. If you don't have any picky food issues, just order poo poo and stuff it down your throat.

spf3million
Sep 27, 2007

hit 'em with the rhythm
As a guy who is allergic to shellfish, I feel your pain.

Vogler
Feb 6, 2009
The best thai dish I ever ate was roast duck curry with potatoes and nan bread. I ordered it in some smelly shack in Ko Mak, and it was hearty and delicious.

When I went to dinner with my friend in Bangkok he would order ~8 different dishes for the two of us, and one of them was always fried morning glory. It tastes like asparagus' pleasant nephew. I sure miss it.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
Oh yeah, Pak Boon Fai Daeng is the rough transliteration of the morning glory thing. That is a fantastic dish because of the oyster sauce (I think?), chilis and garlic, though after a few years you will eventually miss vegetable plates that don't involve a flower stalk, heh. I'm like a potato-seeking missile these days. IS THAT AN EAR OF CORN? HOW MUCH? I WILL GIVE YOU 1,000.

One distinction that's coming up and not being talked about is regionalism. Central Thai has its own dishes, but is a mish mash.

"roast duck curry with potatoes and nan bread"

That's very Southern Thai with Muslim Malay influence. Papaya salad and nam tok - the super-spicy poo poo really - are Northeastern Thai (Laos) inspired. Sausages and dips and a few other dishes like khao soy are Northern. It all varies around quite a bit and each province or city can have its own specialties. Chanthaburi is famous for moo chamuang (pork in this fruit tree leaf) and kwayteow moo liang, for example, while in Nakhon Ratchasima they're famous for some kind of fish and curry puffs (awful Thai version of samosas). As Sheep-Goats says, wherever you are, just start eating. Also, look for night markets. They won't speak English, but that's where the best food often is. If you can learn the phrase "TEE [city name] arai aroy TEE-soot" roughly transliterated as "in this city what's the most delicious food?" (okay it's not proper Thai but close enough and easy) and say it to any nearby motorbike, taxi or tuk tuk guys when in provinces that aren't massively touristed you'll end up with some good food. Thai peepun are very proud (rightfully) of their food and many folks - especially in the provinces - will take it upon themselves to personally escort you to some place that they think has the best whatever.

ReindeerF fucked around with this message at 00:09 on May 8, 2013

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Vogler posted:

The best thai dish I ever ate was roast duck curry with potatoes and nan bread. I ordered it in some smelly shack in Ko Mak, and it was hearty and delicious.

When I went to dinner with my friend in Bangkok he would order ~8 different dishes for the two of us, and one of them was always fried morning glory. It tastes like asparagus' pleasant nephew. I sure miss it.

Pak boong fai daeng is always something I order if I'm having Thai food at a solid Thai restaurant with more than two people.

E^ Yeah it almost invariably has oyster sauce and garlic in it

Chap pak chap pak chap pak -- gin pak gin pak gin pak lk vaoieiojf oija;foijaoi MK

raton fucked around with this message at 00:12 on May 8, 2013

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro

Sheep-Goats posted:

E^ Yeah it almost invariably has oyster sauce and garlic in it
I always tell new arrivals that if you want to impress Thai peepun, learn the visual difference between Thai garlic and Chinese garlic and point it out. I've almost ended up in arranged marriages over knowing food ingredients, which is odd because I can't cook more than 3 family recipes and never have been able to (though my fiancee and I are rectifying this slowly). I think I learned them because of my picky eating. Anyway, if you can name all the vegetables and spices in something Thai people will think you're Albert Einstein. Food is the single most important topic in Thai life other than family - and I'd say it's a close call. In how many countries is the stock greeting, "Have you eaten yet?" It's like North Africa with the "How's your Uncle?" poo poo.

ReindeerF fucked around with this message at 00:14 on May 8, 2013

MrNemo
Aug 26, 2010

"I just love beeting off"

ReindeerF posted:

In how many countries is the stock greeting, "Have you eaten yet?" It's like North Africa with the "How's your Uncle?" poo poo.

China has literally the same way of saying hello, didn't realise they had it in Thailand too.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro

MrNemo posted:

China has literally the same way of saying hello, didn't realise they had it in Thailand too.
That's two. I'm sure there are more. I only know of one.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ReindeerF posted:

That's two. I'm sure there are more. I only know of one.

Laos. Of course.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro

Sheep-Goats posted:

Laos. Of course.
Yeah, that's the other one I know.

prinneh
Jul 29, 2005
prince of denmark
Thanks for all these. We do just go into the street kitchens and order different things and lucikly we're not all that picky, but knowing a few favourites is great for us, because sometimes the entire menu is in thai, you're hot and hungry and you don't wanna walk around pointing into the bowls of other people while flapping your arms trying to convey Duck rather than chicken.

Pad thai was nice, i'm Aware of it being like an amerikan Takeaway favourite but somehow i'd never had it before. I'll definately attempt that for lunch when i'm back Home. Speaking of which, has anyone done any of the zillion cooking schools?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
If you fail to eat a Som Tam I don't want to know you ok.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply