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Coffee And Pie posted:I still say he's naked under there! Though the movies confirm he wears cargo pants and metal tees under it. Tony Stark is a goon. Oh that makes a lot of sense!
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myron cope posted:Oh that makes a lot of sense! Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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May 7, 2013 08:50
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Natalya Fartz posted:This is one of my favorite Jerry moments. The sheer delight in George's suffering. 
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May 7, 2013 09:40
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Vigilance posted:jerrylaughingatfriend'smisery.gif On a similar note, I've always loved this: 
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Jerusalem posted:On a similar note, I've always loved this:
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I admire your skills, Mr. Peanut.
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May 7, 2013 14:21
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Where do you think you're goin, Cracker Jack?!
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May 7, 2013 22:30
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MINT WIZARD posted:Blood?!! Oh yeah, you've got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy. Real life chat: I bought a box of Jujyfruits yesterday, but fortunately, my boss is neither sick nor did she meet with some Japanese execs.
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Billy Zane posted:Oh yeah, you've got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy. I haven't eaten Jujyfruits since one pulled out a filling: 
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May 8, 2013 02:49
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May 8, 2013 05:54
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myron cope posted:Holy poo poo, Jujyfruits are a real thing! I thought they were a Seinfeld thing only Seinfeld. Fake movie titles, real foods.
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May 8, 2013 06:32
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CaptainHollywood posted:Seinfeld. Fake movie titles, real foods. I love my Yankee Beans 
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May 8, 2013 07:51
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CaptainHollywood posted:Seinfeld. Fake movie titles, real foods.
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CaptainHollywood posted:Seinfeld. Fake movie titles, real foods. Yeah, that's right.
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May 8, 2013 08:27
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Alright. Elaine, David, I believe we have a deal here in principle: Arby’s - no more than once a month. In exchange, Elaine comes to your softball game and doesn’t read a book.
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May 8, 2013 08:34
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May 8, 2013 08:36
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david puddy posted:I can live with that. High five.
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Vigilance posted:High five. You’re a salesman now, and the high-five is.....it’s very "grease monkey" 
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:You’re a salesman now, and the high-five is.....it’s very "grease monkey" I don't care for that term. I don't know any monkeys who can take apart a fuel injector.
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david puddy posted:I don't care for that term. I don't know any monkeys who can take apart a fuel injector. 
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What do you think the nazis were doing? That was the heil-five!
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Annnd we discover yet another talent: Posing as a girlfriend for homosexuals.
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myron cope posted:Holy poo poo, Jujyfruits are a real thing! I thought they were a Seinfeld thing only I told him I didn't take his Chuckles! I don't eat that gooey crap!
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Red posted:Annnd we discover yet another talent: Posing as a girlfriend for homosexuals. Well here's the thing. Being a woman, I only really have access to the, uh... equipment, what, thirty, forty-five minutes a week. And that's on a good week. How can I be expected to have the same expertise as people who *own* this equipment, and have access to it twenty-four hours a day, their entire lives.
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Chexoid posted:I told him I didn't take his Chuckles! I don't eat that gooey crap! I know the chunky that left these Chunkies!
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May 8, 2013 17:17
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Jerry, it's kreplach. It's an acquired taste, yeah.
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Billy Zane posted:Jerry, it's kreplach. It's an acquired taste, yeah. Cook? No, I don't know any cooks! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT COOKING! 
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May 8, 2013 21:04
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The Human Cow posted:All aboard the pain train! You want a piece of me?! YOU GOT ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT! 
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Sash! posted:And that's on a good week. Elaine is the best, Jerry, the best!
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May 8, 2013 22:25
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A woman whose triumph in the face of tragedy is exceeded only by her proclivity to procreate.
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So, you believe had Billy Mumphrey not been so enthusiastic he could have avoided disaster?
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Jerry! I'm trapped under my desk, Steinbrenner's in the room, you gotta help me!
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You know what I think? I think you knew about that bomb ahead of time. You climbed under that desk because you have ESP.
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No, it isn't. I've looked into his eyes, he's pure evil.
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May 10, 2013 16:55
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Poque posted:Jerry! I'm trapped under my desk, Steinbrenner's in the room, you gotta help me! Who is this? 
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May 10, 2013 16:56
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Coffee And Pie posted:Who is this? Yeah this is the terrorist bomber.
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