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Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

Sockser posted:

Who's the fourth dude in super heavyweights?

Simon Williams aka Wonder Man.

The only one I don't recognize is the guy behind/between Daredevil and Wolverine. Guess I'd better buy more MARVEL COMICS!

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redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

Sockser posted:

Who's the fourth dude in super heavyweights?
Fuckin' Wonder Man

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Sockser posted:

Who's the fourth dude in super heavyweights?

You'd better buy more Marvel Comics!

(It's Wonder Man)

e;fb

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Zeeman posted:


The only one I don't recognize is the guy behind/between Daredevil and Wolverine. Guess I'd better buy more MARVEL COMICS!

Cloak, of Cloak and Dagger? Maybe?

So little of him is visible and generic that it's really hard to tell.

cisneros
Apr 18, 2006

Sockser posted:

Cloak, of Cloak and Dagger? Maybe?

So little of him is visible and generic that it's really hard to tell.

It's nobody, he was just placed there as a ploy to buy more Marvel Comics.

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS
Moon Knight, maybe?

ETA: VV Quite right, I was thinking of the other dude between Wolverine and Daredevil. I've got nothing, then. VV

darthbob88 fucked around with this message at 21:48 on May 8, 2013

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Nah Moon Night is to the left of Daredevil.

PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce
It's the Shroud.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Who're Hippie Jesus and the red "grrr" guy?

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Haha I just noticed Ant Man in the bottom section

e:

GorfZaplen posted:



Source unknown

Reposting for new page.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




CapnAndy posted:

Who're Hippie Jesus and the red "grrr" guy?



I can answer one of those,

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

Hippie Jesus is almost certainly Aquarian.

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine

CapnAndy posted:

Who're Hippie Jesus and the red "grrr" guy?

Hippie Jesus is Aquarian! He's JESUS but FROM SPACE.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



How the gently caress is Silver Surfer anywhere below Super-heavyweight?

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine
I think that's strictly a measure of punchbrawn.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Endless Mike posted:

How the gently caress is Silver Surfer anywhere below Super-heavyweight?

Because even Black Panther can get him in an armlock.

LockHeart
Apr 8, 2005

I'll make Coach Haribo proud!

Sockser posted:

Who's the fourth dude in super heavyweights?

Wonderman

beaten! curses.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I woulda put Namor and She-Hulk one class higher, personally. But I guess that might be because I'm used to how horribly nerfed Spider-man's strength is nowadays. Anyone bulky at all hits harder than him in most modern stories. He used to be able to punch through brick walls if he felt like it!

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Lurdiak posted:

I woulda put Namor and She-Hulk one class higher, personally. But I guess that might be because I'm used to how horribly nerfed Spider-man's strength is nowadays. Anyone bulky at all hits harder than him in most modern stories. He used to be able to punch through brick walls if he felt like it!

I think he pulls his punches a lot; he loses it on the Sin-Eater (who had increased strength and endurance) at the end of "The Death Of Jean DeWolff" and the guy's basically crippled for life after that.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
IIRC he's in the 10-ton press range, which is orders of magnitude lower than the real powerhouses, but the ranges there are about right I think - well, as close to it as they can be given the massive variability of super-people over their 50-odd year history.

He pulls (or pulled, it's been a long while since I read Spider-Man seriously, I hear he's doctor octopus these days or something) his punches a LOT because most of his opponents are basically costumed normals rather than superhumans, particularly not that often super-strong or super-durable (the likes of shocker, electro, vulture, doc ock, etc etc etc). But against the likes of Venom and Carnage, the fights tended to be more all-out and property-damaging.

Spider-Mn's p. badass when he needs to be.

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

Yeah, the Death of Jean DeWollfe follow up story makes it clear that Carter suffered those injuries, in part, because he was a normal human on the other end of Spider-Man's super-strength. Daredevil has commented, in the same story, that if he wasn't able to roll with Spider-Man's punches, he would've been seriously injured as well.

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition
A lot of the characters on that chart have also been moved around since then, due to power creep or storyline factors. Colossus is probably up at least one tier, the Thing should probably be up on the top if Wonder Man is, and Luke Cage should be down with Hank McCoy and the rest.

LRADIKAL
Jun 10, 2001

Fun Shoe

Wanderer posted:

A lot of the characters on that chart have also been moved around since then, due to power creep or storyline factors. Colossus is probably up at least one tier, the Thing should probably be up on the top if Wonder Man is, and Luke Cage should be down with Hank McCoy and the rest.

According to a recent comic Power Man can punch out She-Hulk... ugh...

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


Who's the big red-headed woman under heavyweights? And the invalid moth guy?

I'm assuming second from the left in the bottom row is Ka-Zar?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Wanderer posted:

A lot of the characters on that chart have also been moved around since then, due to power creep or storyline factors. Colossus is probably up at least one tier, the Thing should probably be up on the top if Wonder Man is, and Luke Cage should be down with Hank McCoy and the rest.

Black Bolt should also be top tier now.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Hakkesshu posted:

Who's the big red-headed woman under heavyweights? And the invalid moth guy?

The redhead is Thundra. I think the moth dude is Nighthawk.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

That Injustice #16 panel certainly belongs here more than the inspiring thread.

Dark_Tzitzimine posted:

Injustice: Gods Among Us 16






The way Dick is killed is kind of stupid but that makes it more tragic :smith:

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


I'm already sick of seeing that dumb thing in every thread.

For content, Avengers #11

Hakkesshu fucked around with this message at 01:53 on May 9, 2013

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

Hakkesshu posted:

I'm already sick of seeing that dumb thing in every thread.

For content, Avengers #9



drat, I was just about to post this.

Let's have this instead:

Avenging Spider-Man #20

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


graybook posted:

drat, I was just about to post this.

Let's have this instead:

Avenging Spider-Man #20



Dang, Spidey, that's kinda racist.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Hakkesshu posted:

I'm already sick of seeing that dumb thing in every thread.

For content, Avengers #9



Later:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


The entirety of Avengers #11 deserves to go here

Servoret
Nov 8, 2009



May Parker, super-mediumweight:








Amazing Spider-Man #114

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Foemen can't really be a word, can it?

Internet Alias
Dec 5, 2005
Mirrors are more fun than television.
Now newspaper Spider-Man makes a lot more sense. A brick can't feel malice.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Sockser posted:

Who's the fourth dude in super heavyweights?

Stan Lee?

Kal-L
Jan 18, 2005

Heh... Spider-man... Web searches... That's funny. I should've trademarked that one. Could've made a mint.

Lurdiak posted:

Dang, Spidey, that's kinda racist.

On the other hand, dude is wearing a full body costume, so he can always fall back into his "But I'm black!" defense.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Lurdiak posted:

Dang, Spidey, that's kinda racist.

Why's it gotta be racist? Dude looks a ton like Samuel L. Jackson. You show up claiming you're head of the army with the face of Brad Pitt and you're gonna get the exact same kind-of joke.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Is that Pete or Spock?

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IUG
Jul 14, 2007


bobkatt013 posted:

Is that Pete or Spock?

Did you read the first box that says "That I, Doctor Octopus, Am Now Spider-Man!"?

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