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moerketid posted:Surely that was written by someone from this thread. I was going to say the same thing. I don't want to believe otherwise. And because I have nothing good to contribute, have a video fom some movie in which Mariah Carey acts out a STDH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVFSaVSnPE ETA: Sharktamer, I assume they mean "whore". Junius has a new favorite as of 10:35 on May 8, 2013 |
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I assumed it was wench; whore is much less charming
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quote:This is a bit of revenge that I helped some good friends with last summer. quote:I take credit for the revenge described in this post, because even though I was not the one who inflicted it, I designed it. So here goes. jalopybrown has a new favorite as of 12:11 on May 8, 2013 |
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I asked my friend from Honduras if she wanted to be a "guerilla" and she was all about playing the part of the people who ravaged her country and turned her entire life and history into a loving hellscape. One of my friends is German so I asked if he wanted to be a nazi, one of my friends is Russian so I asked if she wanted to be a stalinite, one of my friends is Cambodian so I asked if he wanted to be Khmer Rouge, etc.
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pathetic little tramp posted:I asked my friend from Honduras if she wanted to be a "guerilla" and she was all about playing the part of the people who ravaged her country and turned her entire life and history into a loving hellscape. Out of all the wacky poo poo in that one, that's a silly thing to obsess over. Filipinos joke around about Abu Sayyaf all the time at my work. Not everyone from x country lived in the part where whatever violent group is raising hell.
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General Panic posted:I SCORN YOUR FOUL YEAST-BASED CONSUMABLES. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3501091&pagenumber=81&perpage=40#post410983848 Look on the bright side, at least the kid's writing out his twisted revenge fantasies instead of shooting up his school.
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GWBBQ posted:I posted a few months ago about a couple of those customers from when I worked at Radio Shack. They're rare, but they are out there. But you see, I read your story and he sounded like a rambling lunatic. This was believable. It would have been NAR-worthy if the exchange had been: "Do you sell screwdrivers to open up Nintendo controllers?" "No, sorry sir but you can buy one on eBay for a couple of dollars" "Yes, I'll take one of those thanks" "No sir, as I explained we don't carry them..." (REPEAT EXCHANGE UNTIL COMICALLY PAINFUL) "What! How dare you! I'm going to sue your rear end into tomorrow! Get me your manager!" (ENTER MANAGER) "What seems to be the problem, sir?" "This little punk refused to sell me a screwdriver to open up Nintendo controllers! He thinks I'm a terrorist!" (A REGULAR IN THE STORE, HITLER, IS BUYING BATTERIES. HE COMES UP BEHIND THE RUDE CUSTOMER) "Achtung, what is going on here?" (THE CUSTOMER TURNS WHITE AND RUNS OUT THE STORE) (HITLER AND I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER EVER SINCE!)
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moerketid posted:We used to have a tiny martial arts store/unit in an indoor market in Glasgow (Scotland). It just sold stuff like belts, wooden training swords, padding, outfits, instructional books, mats and a couple of vaguely related things like wall hangings. It wasn't very exciting and I guess you'd be hard pushed to make a larger store out of it. Anyway, they are quite real, unlike the rest of the story. Argyle Market or down the Barrows? I only ever went into the market to buy Magic cards from the comic book store in there, Static. If only I'd known about this! quote:All of these stories where a customer goes nuts because the shop doesn't stock something are the most unbelievable, because this happens to everybody at some point and all that ever happens is that you say, "Oh, sorry" and walk out, or maybe ask them if they know somewhere nearby that sells the item. I did once have a lady who didn't listen to me tell her we don't gift wrap dvds. She was adamant that we did because she got it from our HMV before. I explained we don't stock gift wrap at all. She asked how much it cost. Then we went on a date & I'm proposing tonight or something
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Seedge posted:Argyle Market or down the Barrows? I only ever went into the market to buy Magic cards from the comic book store in there, Static. If only I'd known about this! The Savoy Center on Sauchihall Street actually! And I also used to be in Static all the time with my ex and his pals - back in the early 2000's, though.
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Not Always Right posted:(I’m a manager. I am ringing up a woman I have sold things to before. We are making small talk as I ring her up. Note: I’m a lesbian.) I wish this story was true.
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I'm sure the author does too.
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moerketid posted:But you see, I read your story and he sounded like a rambling lunatic. This was believable. It would have been NAR-worthy if the exchange had been: * - My parents couldn't afford karate classes for me, the only times I ever went to lessons was when kids I knew in elementary school had birthday parties at the local dojo. When I was in 6th grade, my father dug out his old karate uniform, spraypainted a belt silver, and bought me a toy lightsaber at KB so I could be Luke Skywalker for Halloween.
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GWBBQ posted:* - My parents couldn't afford karate classes for me, the only times I ever went to lessons was when kids I knew in elementary school had birthday parties at the local dojo. When I was in 6th grade, my father dug out his old karate uniform, spraypainted a belt silver, and bought me a toy lightsaber at KB so I could be Luke Skywalker for Halloween. Sooo...you're saying you were trained in MMA and sword combat by your sensei-father and used to spend your spare time hanging out at the dojo? You should keep a closer eye out for female cashiers being propositioned; you're halfway to being a superhero.
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One time, the teacher in the class was coming down on a student for not getting the material. So I stood up and berated her, loudly and proudly, that she does not know how to teach. I told her to her face that she doesn't care about the material and just uses other people's handouts. I totally schooled her that if she just hands out papers, it ruins the future of our great nation. I stormed out triumphantly. WTSDH: Wait...this poo poo DID happen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohbtQoEzr5o Mister Roboto has a new favorite as of 07:56 on May 9, 2013 |
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Oh man are we reaching a generation who actually try to live out these lovely STDH stories?!
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Oh man are we reaching a generation who actually try to live out these lovely STDH stories?! He kind of seems to stall his leaving, waiting for his future wife to present herself?
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To be honest, the kid is a lot more articulate and well-spoken than I'd expect for an angry 16 year old. That seems weird to say since I'm turning 21 in a few weeks, too. College really changes you.
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From the Townson White Student Union, a white supremacist college group:quote:I was honored to meet [Paul Ramsey] in person at the American Renaissance conference and had a fantastic time exchanging ideas, having a few beers, and enjoying some real Tennessee hospitality (the type where Communists get threatened by the locals, the Reds smash a bottle over a nationalist girls head, then they get beat in a bar fight, and then they are thrown out and the nationalists get bought several rounds of drinks by the locals to apologize for letting the Reds in the door.) What probably happened: quote:While attending the American Renaissance Conference in town, Matthew Heimbach, founder of the Towson University White Student Union, reportedly found himself and friends in a bar fight Saturday evening with one of those that participated in the counter protest against the conference. The master race
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moerketid posted:The Savoy Center on Sauchihall Street actually! And I also used to be in Static all the time with my ex and his pals - back in the early 2000's, though. STDH: a person who shopped in Static had a relationship, or friends I wish our local store was as cool as that place was.
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Some classic style STDH. Bland, but hits so many cliches in just two sentences.http://imgur.com/gallery/GUrkw31 posted:MRW a lady refused to let me wait on her cuz I "look ethnic". Asked to see my manager, was extremely upset that I am the manager.
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No standing ovation?
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Mister Roboto posted:WTSDH: Wait...this poo poo DID happen. I wonder what kind of class this was.
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Mogambo posted:I wonder what kind of class this was. The only clues are a picture of Garfield and a "The Last Samurai" poster
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Mogambo posted:I wonder what kind of class this was. How to Exit Dramatically 101.
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Mogambo posted:I wonder what kind of class this was. Swerve: It was 'being an overdramatic rear end in a top hat 101' and that was his final.
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Mogambo posted:I wonder what kind of class this was. It certainly wasn't Basic Hairstyling.
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N. Senada posted:How to Exit Dramatically 101. D-, failed to demonstrate dramatic elements.
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FrozenVent posted:D-, failed to demonstrate dramatic elements. "Failure to incite standing ovation" "Lack of future spouse appearing" "Does not become Albert Einstein" I'm sorry Jimmy but you'll have to take this class again next year.
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4 friends shared it today on Facebook.
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HEGEL SMOKE A J posted:From the Townson White Student Union, a white supremacist college group: Matthew Heimbach's one of the biggest attention whores I've known. Everything about him is STDH. There's a picture of him in the second article. Every time I read one of those "totally written by Bill Cosby/Denzel Washington/Samuel L. Jackson" rants about how terrible black people are, I picture a doughy replica of Matt Heimbach sitting there with Cheeto dust on his fingers, typing the diatribe with one hand and furiously masturbating with the other.
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Oh, look, another revenge fantasy thread on reddit! "What is the most satisfying time you've caught someone in a lie?" http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1e08x3/what_is_the_most_satisfying_time_youve_caught/c9vqikj RevengeFantasy1999 posted:When I was in junior high, I had a "best friend," let's call her Kim, who basically treated me like dog poo poo. She was always insulting me, always bossing me around - basically she was just a lovely little person all around. I don't really know why I was her friend, but I was. Anyway, on top of being a little poo poo, Kim was also a RAGING pathological liar. She was constantly trying to one-up me with these huge, obviously not true lies, but since I was a pushover and she was my only friend, I usually just took it and pretended to believe her.
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DrHerpington posted:
OK seriously . Did you really have to add the part about being pregnant with the next Jesus? Was just plain pregnant too boring for your fantasy land? Edit: Oh lord the replies on reddit quote:This is a perfect story. Not only is Kim completely out of control, she's also rude, and fairly stupid about religion. I love the way you bide your time and effortlessly, sweetly, politely, and helpfully consign her to a raging inferno of De-Mom-ic fury. NoUU has a new favorite as of 05:23 on May 10, 2013 |
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NoUU posted:Edit: Oh lord the replies on reddit Remember that reddit replies are trolls at least half the time, especially "reaction" ones.
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DrHerpington posted:Oh, look, another revenge fantasy thread on reddit! I actually believe all of that other than her sweet revenge fantasy. More than likely she just let her friend treat her like poo poo forever. Edit for content from Reddit in a "What is your worst "poo poo, why did I just do that" moment?" thread: quote:Way back when some friends and I (all white kids from LA suburbs) drove into down town LA and decided to buy some pot. We found a guy at a gas station who said he would sell us weed only if we smoked a blunt with him. This dude was thug, his name is juice. He was terrifying to my honkey rear end. I was in the back seat of my friends moms escalade (we roll hard yo) and when the blunt got to me I stupidly said "ahh man who friend of the family lipped this!?" The only part I believe is that a strange man was in his house making dinner for his mom. York_M_Chan has a new favorite as of 13:55 on May 10, 2013 |
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Yes, Redditor, but what kind of juice was he? Citrus? Cranberry? I'm leaning towards just plain Fruit after the 'cooking with my mom' comment.
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While strolling across campus last week I made the mistake of walking past one of those ridiculous 'take back the night' rallies. The fattest of the sign-wavers was shouting at every male passerby demanding to know what he personally was doing to end rape and the patriarchy ...or something. I wasn't really paying attention. When it was my turn I stopped, affected a thoughtful expression and said with great gravity, "that's a broad question." My (engineering major, hot) female companion started chuckling and the harpy who accosted me had not the faintest trace of a clue why. We continued on to my place and did a stint of amazing sex, then, as we basked in the afterglow, she turned to me with a knowing smirk and rolled her eyes. "Feminism," she said, and we both laughed. It was a pretty great day.
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Sure.
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Mr. Mallory posted:
Why would he sign his own Facebook post?
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Non Serviam posted:Why would he sign his own Facebook post? A lot of people who have nicknames nobody uses (or nobody spells a certain way) do that to force it down people's throats.
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It's the sound of someone offstage zapping him punitively. "C'mon, man, you know what I told you about these dumb stories. You lies, you fries."
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