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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:This can't be real. Believe it or not, I've seen this guy do poo poo that's just as crazy. I believe it.
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Smudgie Buggler posted:
This just gets better when combined with the disapproving expression of the man in your avatar. 
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May 10, 2013 16:56
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I don't even know where to start with this one.
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May 10, 2013 17:32
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JayhawkCSC posted:I don't even know where to start with this one. Wow, the US has some lovely DUI statistics, in the UK it's about 500 for a population about 1/5 the size, that's like 5 times more per capita in the US.
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May 10, 2013 17:46
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Kimmalah posted:This just gets better when combined with the disapproving expression of the man in your avatar. Bertrand Russell would certainly not approve of squirting random household chemicals up your behind.
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May 10, 2013 17:56
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Fatkraken posted:Wow, the US has some lovely DUI statistics, in the UK it's about 500 for a population about 1/5 the size, that's like 5 times more per capita in the US. Our cars and our people are bigger. Of course more get run over.
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May 10, 2013 17:59
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:Our cars and our people are bigger. Of course more get run over. I'm pretty sure we just have more drivers in general. There's a lot less public and active transit in the US
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May 10, 2013 18:58
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Help, I can't tell if I'm trolling or being trolled.
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May 10, 2013 19:37
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I honestly didn't know what to say any longer to this woman. I know it seems like I am giving up in the end because I did, but only to protect my sanity. How do you talk to someone who doesn't realize how nice and convenient they have it? They do have black friends though, so I guess I was wrong about everything. I looked at her wall, it isn't private, and there are a LOT of links from cns about Benghazi and how stupid democrats are so I'm not sure it was worth it even to start this poo poo.    
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May 10, 2013 20:50
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I have a lot of relatives who post similar stuff, I usually just smirk to myself and take some joy in the fact that they feel every day like their values are dying a slow death in society. But seriously, the world is full of people like that and you'll never convince them all that they're wrong. Don't waste your time.
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May 10, 2013 21:02
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Don't bother. It's boilerplate dogwhistle homophobia- kind of like how we know that when someone says "urban welfare thug" they mean "friend of the family".
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May 10, 2013 21:52
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SheepNameKiller posted:I have a lot of relatives who post similar stuff, I usually just smirk to myself and take some joy in the fact that they feel every day like their values are dying a slow death in society. Their values are dying a slow death because more and more people are realizing every day that you don't need to be a lovely person because a book said so.
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May 11, 2013 00:41
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Childers B. Lace posted:I honestly didn't know what to say any longer to this woman. I know it seems like I am giving up in the end because I did, but only to protect my sanity. How do you talk to someone who doesn't realize how nice and convenient they have it? They do have black friends though, so I guess I was wrong about everything. I looked at her wall, it isn't private, and there are a LOT of links from cns about Benghazi and how stupid democrats are so I'm not sure it was worth it even to start this poo poo. Consider pointing out that Tim Tebow is primarily ridiculed as a lousy football player first, and an attention-seeking evagelist a very distant second.
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May 11, 2013 01:50
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JayhawkCSC posted:I don't even know where to start with this one. Post a picture of a pistol, put "35,000 deaths caused by these"(may as well count suicides since it doesn't appear to be counting just murders) and say "I agree, next time you need to go to the hospital, just shoot yourself instead"
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May 11, 2013 01:51
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:Consider pointing out that Tim Tebow is primarily ridiculed as a lousy football player first, and an attention-seeking evagelist a very distant second. Yeah, but I'm pretty sure most Tebow-ists just assume people mocking him as a lovely football player are doing it as a front for mocking his religion. Because everything comes back to oppressing Christianity.
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May 11, 2013 03:57
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SpazmasterX posted:Their values are dying a slow death because more and more people are realizing every day that you don't need to be a lovely person because a book said so. Thanks for letting us know
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May 11, 2013 04:24
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Y Kant Ozma Post posted:Thanks for letting us know You're welcome.
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May 11, 2013 04:30
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JayhawkCSC posted:I don't even know where to start with this one. This might help. That image is only counting rifle deaths. The number of total firearm homicides in 2011 was 8,583. That doesn't include accidents or suicides. http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2011/crime-in-the-u.s.-2011/tables/expanded-homicide-data-table-8
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May 11, 2013 04:46
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It's come upin the political forwards thread. That 195k number is from 2004 and eating medical malpractice deaths is pretty subjective apparently.
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May 11, 2013 05:22
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This is marvelous  
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May 11, 2013 05:44
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Mans posted:This is marvelous It truly is, holy poo poo.
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May 11, 2013 05:57
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Daisy Chain Saw posted:holy poo poo. This can't be said enough. Also this is another example of people on facebook who don't know the difference between public and private life. Whether or not that's coke, you don't mention the coke you're doing except with people you're with, end of story.
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May 11, 2013 06:19
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Someone never went to a certain part of Something Awful
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May 11, 2013 06:33
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Mans posted:This is marvelous This is bizarre. I knew kids that acted like this in high school, only there wasn't a Facebook then, where all of their bullshit could be archived for life. I almost feel bad for the kid, but...
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May 11, 2013 06:54
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My favorite part is thanks to timestamps you can see like five minutes pass between "Oh no I meant that spicy message about blowjobs for a chat!!!" and "I sure hope no one saw this." It's just an extra layer of sad on this wedding cake of failure.
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May 11, 2013 07:25
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Tatum Girlparts posted:My favorite part is thanks to timestamps you can see like five minutes pass between "Oh no I meant that spicy message about blowjobs for a chat!!!" and "I sure hope no one saw this." I saw that, and initially thought that was his "subtle" way of indicating "HEY GUYS LOOK HOW MUCH I'M GETTING LAID THE LADIES JUST CAN'T KEEP THEMSELVES OFF MY JUNK". Then I saw the picture of his cocaine. I really need to stop assuming that people are brighter than they actually are.
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May 11, 2013 08:24
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 Context: Black is a member of the Green Party who stood as a candidate in the last election. He claims to be a socialist and usually attacks the current British Government for attacking the poor, so attacking Sunderland for being full of "diseased tramps" is a little bizzare. I get the whole football banter thing and I think Pink is being a little too moralistic but still it's a little weird. Maybe I just don't get football 
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May 11, 2013 14:35
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Prurient Squid posted:
So his defence is basically "It was just a joke! Like on Top Gear..."?
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May 11, 2013 15:33
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SatansOnion posted:I saw that, and initially thought that was his "subtle" way of indicating "HEY GUYS LOOK HOW MUCH I'M GETTING LAID THE LADIES JUST CAN'T KEEP THEMSELVES OFF MY JUNK". Then I saw the picture of his cocaine. I don't know, just from that collection it seems like a joke. Like, he JUST KEEPS ACCIDENTALLY putting "haha yeah we sure hosed" as his status and then instead of deleting it just comments "oops didn't mean to do that, I was talking to a girl, who I hosed". I dunno. I feel like it has to just be a guy trying to be funny. I mean, look at the first one on the top, the one about the blowjobs. Who would reply three times like that in earnest? And say "embarassing hope no one sees this" without a trace of irony? That wouldn't happen, right? Right?
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May 11, 2013 18:32
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It must be nice to dream. Is it nice to dream? I bet it is.
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May 11, 2013 18:47
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Mans posted:This is marvelous Normally I can't stand when people treat others that way, but in this case I can really understand the hate.
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May 11, 2013 18:54
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Thnks 4 the bj last nite, Shakira Edit: oh poo poo, didn't mean to hit the reply button. Hope no one sees this.
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:I don't know, just from that collection it seems like a joke. Like, he JUST KEEPS ACCIDENTALLY putting "haha yeah we sure hosed" as his status and then instead of deleting it just comments "oops didn't mean to do that, I was talking to a girl, who I hosed". I dunno. I feel like it has to just be a guy trying to be funny. Never underestimate the stupidity of 14 year olds. On an unrelated note, looks like things have been going well for Firefighter Guy over the last week: 
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:I don't know, just from that collection it seems like a joke. Like, he JUST KEEPS ACCIDENTALLY putting "haha yeah we sure hosed" as his status and then instead of deleting it just comments "oops didn't mean to do that, I was talking to a girl, who I hosed". I dunno. I feel like it has to just be a guy trying to be funny. It's basically the modern version of this: 
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:
Well, hey, he did invite us to throw bricks at his face. Be a shame to let that go to waste.
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May 11, 2013 23:58
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Does Tumblr count for this thread? I saved this as missingthepoint.png.
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May 12, 2013 00:10
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:Does Tumblr count for this thread? I saved this as missingthepoint.png. I understand that the Bioshock games are good and that I should probably play them at some point, but I think the internet at large would have been much better off if they didn't exist. The amount of people that missed the point of the first one especially is just staggering. Like... again, I haven't played the game, but isn't the guy they're always quoting and praising a bad guy, whose entire scheme went to pretty unarguable amounts of poo poo? And these guys think this guy had good ideas.
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Yes, he's the bad guy who's city-state went to poo poo because of his insane philosophy and eventually became nothing but a half flooded asylum of junkies with magic powers and robots with drill arms. So, you know, the moral compass.
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Cleretic posted:I understand that the Bioshock games are good and that I should probably play them at some point, but I think the internet at large would have been much better off if they didn't exist. The amount of people that missed the point of the first one especially is just staggering. Like... again, I haven't played the game, but isn't the guy they're always quoting and praising a bad guy, whose entire scheme went to pretty unarguable amounts of poo poo? And these guys think this guy had good ideas. Yeah, I figure I don't need to spoil the basic plot of Bioshock in 2013, so this is the guy whose city based on that principle basically turned into a drug fueled underwater Ultra-Somalia.
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