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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

onoflalks posted:

Balotelli is contractually forbidden from going go-karting, so he took his car down to a go-kart track and convinced the owner to let him have a go



I guess the camo Bentley was too much. That rules though.

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Intelligibility
Apr 8, 2011

Get shovel!

Müller is the best, love that guy. :allears:

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

Thirteenth Step posted:

Has anyone tried https://www.myplayertwin.com?

Anyone up for trying it and seeing how accurate it is?

I'm not sure that this is anything to brag about, but if/when Pirlo goes bald, he'll look a bit like me.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Gigi Galli posted:

I guess the camo Bentley was too much. That rules though.

Speaking of Bentleys, have you guys seen Mirallas' new ride?



His teammates call him Goldfinger now.

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHeSSb8akHk

:scotland:

Purno
Aug 6, 2008

Here are some montages I recorded a few years ago in the run up to the first final back at the new Wembley when the game was still on the BBC (where it should be :colbert:), well worth a watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBesdDqbLzA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_1xLDsoczo

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
I hope nobody falls into the manhole thats missing a cover lol

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

vaginal culture posted:

I hope nobody falls into the manhole thats missing a cover lol

Hahah Jesus that's an ugly trophy

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

vaginal culture posted:

I hope nobody falls into the manhole thats missing a cover lol

I was thinking Babylonian Shield but close enough.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
This deserves to be reposted every now and then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIGJwz8OFPI

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010



Good thing Arsenal have all those goals and assists otherwise they'd have a hard time winning trophies

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Can someone put the entire Wigan first team under this with TOTAL - £11m TROPHIES - 1? thanks.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

Frankston posted:

Good thing Arsenal have all those goals and assists otherwise they'd have a hard time winning trophies

They just need to figure out how to spread them out and not thump teams but win all the close ones.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

the sex ghost posted:

Can someone put the entire Wigan first team under this with TOTAL - £11m TROPHIES - 1? thanks.

That would be grand

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

vaginal culture posted:

I hope nobody falls into the manhole thats missing a cover lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvMPXwqTMto

Look at how wrong you can be

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Those Arsenal portraits are hilarious

sircozzie
Jul 8, 2011

Release the Meerkat

Vegetable posted:

Those Arsenal portraits are hilarious

Poor Giroud looks like he's seen a ghost

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747


:effort:

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
Just noticed Tevez's popped collar. Makes him look like a loving cyborg or something.

Edit: Also Dzeko's is all hosed up, good job Man City photo team.. way to drop the loving ball (like your team :lol:)

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

tbp posted:

This deserves to be reposted every now and then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIGJwz8OFPI

Yes, yes!!!!

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012


This is what defeat looks like.
Porto scored a goal on minute 90+1, probably taking away the championship from Benfica.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

KoldPT posted:



This is what defeat looks like.
Porto scored a goal on minute 90+1, probably taking away the championship from Benfica.

I was working on the basis that he was devastated at the prospect of watching Stoke vs Tottenham, but that makes nearly as much sense.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

KoldPT posted:



This is what defeat looks like.
Porto scored a goal on minute 90+1, probably taking away the championship from Benfica.

Brutal...

The Fuck Juicer
Oct 16, 2012

KoldPT posted:



This is what defeat looks like.
Porto scored a goal on minute 90+1, probably taking away the championship from Benfica.

for Fifa players it was none other than Kelvin, the 5-star skill Brazilian, that scored

a top top lad
Feb 28, 2003

Triffic really. Proper player.
Benfica can still win the league if they win and Porto draw next weekend, but what a gut punch.

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story
Also, both Porto and Benfica went the whole season unbeaten going into this game, with the winner probably winning the title.

Stotty
Apr 5, 2004
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctWS52IA_JY

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


Ravel posted:

Also, both Porto and Benfica went the whole season unbeaten going into this game, with the winner probably winning the title.

Sounds like an exiting, competitive league.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.


tevez cost 45 million

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

pointsofdata posted:

Sounds like an exiting, competitive league.

It's two leagues in one, you get to watch "will Benfica not drop the title this year?" and the hilarious scramble for 3rd-6th place between everyone else.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=325082797621086 - President Pinto da Costa, the most successful president in Yurop, shown celebrating. I can't wait until we rename the stadium after him.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL















ephex fucked around with this message at 15:11 on May 12, 2013

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

haha, isn't Ribery a muslim?

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Eau de MacGowan posted:

haha, isn't Ribery a muslim?

wow I didn't know this

he even adopted the name Bilal Yusuf Mohammed

(thanks wikipedia)

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Eau de MacGowan posted:

haha, isn't Ribery a muslim?

What's the prophets stance on Bierduschen ?

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
What's the prophet's stance on sleeping with underage prostitutes

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Eau de MacGowan posted:

haha, isn't Ribery a muslim?

It's ok, it didn't enter the mouth.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Paperhouse posted:

What's the prophet's stance on sleeping with underage prostitutes

It's ok, it didn't enter the mouth.

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Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Kurtofan posted:

It's ok, it didn't enter the mouth.

His penis (into the underage prostitute) or the beer?

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