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dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

Slim Killington posted:

I posted this in my tattooing A/T forever ago, but it's not always our fault. I had a client come in and ask for a name, and I ran him through my usual procedure: make him write the name on paper, make him verify, make a stencil, show him the stencil, make him verify that, transfer the stencil to skin, make him give final okay before starting. I gave him quite literally 6 chances to not gently caress it up, and at the very goddamn end when he looked at the final result he says, "the gently caress man it not spelled like that!"

Some people also argue over the spelling and are adamant, or literally say, "I don't care I want it just like this." Welp, your money, your body.

That's the very thing that was implied here. A name is one thing, people spell names a variety of different ways, but if you know a word is spelled incorrectly in a phrase, or it's grammatically incorrect and you still go "welp, your money, your body" and get to it, in that case it is you who is loving up. That's still gonna be in your portfolio, they are gonna show that piece all round town and everyone will know to avoid you for so clearly selling out rather than respecting what you're doing.

Enough talking though, have another funny picture.



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Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR
Eh, forget it.

Slim Killington has a new favorite as of 15:37 on May 12, 2013

Inpossible
Oct 9, 2012

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

...do you think I asked for a twelve-inch pianist?

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

That's Racist!

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL



The first instance of an acceptable duckface.

trunkwontopen
Apr 7, 2007
I am a CARTOON BEAR!

Subway better look out.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.






Palpek has a new favorite as of 14:31 on May 13, 2013

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Looks like there's one male duck there, and he is loving tired.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

I like how they form like perfect half circles around people and cars. :3:

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME
Oct 9, 2012

by Pipski
A gratuitous amount of ducks in action:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE2OjvyJmjE

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

trunkwontopen posted:

Subway better look out.

God help them if they all want Sun Chips.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

trunkwontopen posted:

Subway better look out.

They all want Sun Chips!

Edit:^You beat me! :argh:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Looks like there's one male duck there, and he is loving tired.

that or tired loving :downsrim:

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Choco1980 posted:

that or tired loving :downsrim:

Not unlikely. Ducks are in fact known to be the rapiest of all animals.

Gourd of Taste
Sep 11, 2006

by Ralp
oh my god at this point I'm googling 'words for multipathed' so I can accurately describe how a duck's vagina is designed to avoid impregnation by inadequate duck rapists

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Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



Gourd of Taste posted:

oh my god at this point I'm googling 'words for multipathed' so I can accurately describe how a duck's vagina is designed to avoid impregnation by inadequate duck rapists

I believe the word you're looking for is "labyrinthine".

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

RentCavalier
Jul 10, 2008

by T. Finninho

Looks like Kansas alright.

Skilgannon
Feb 25, 2005
I'll :nws: this as some of you will complain about anything

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/0S8wDXA.jpg

It is a real comic. Somehow I don't see it being optioned by a major studio.

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



focus this time so i don't have to keep telling you idiots what happened
Lipstick Apathy

Skilgannon posted:

I'll :nws: this as some of you will complain about anything

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/0S8wDXA.jpg

It is a real comic. Somehow I don't see it being optioned by a major studio.

Science hasn't gone too far enough!

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

uwaeve posted:

Science hasn't gone too far enough!



Woah, is this real or fake?

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Big Grunty Secret posted:

Woah, is this real or fake?
95% of people get it wrong.

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

Skilgannon posted:

I'll :nws: this as some of you will complain about anything

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/0S8wDXA.jpg

It is a real comic. Somehow I don't see it being optioned by a major studio.

I would watch the everliving poo poo out of the live action version of this.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Big Grunty Secret posted:

Woah, is this real or fake?

Seriously, dude? Of course it's real. Jesus.

Nucular Carmul
Jan 26, 2005

Melongenidae incantatrix

Gourd of Taste posted:

oh my god at this point I'm googling 'words for multipathed' so I can accurately describe how a duck's vagina is designed to avoid impregnation by inadequate duck rapists

We've been over this in the football forum, actually. It was a dark time, and part of the reason off topic discussion is severely curtailed in game day threads now!

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


This one, above all the others, is china.jpg

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Ariong posted:

Seriously, dude? Of course it's real. Jesus.

There's no way a seagull could get that swole.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Pope Mobile posted:

There's no way a seagull could get that swole.
Their diet is all protein except all those assholes feeding them chips.

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


Gif thread.

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

Too many ducks on the dancefloor.

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

There wasn't a conversation about seagulls eating chips in the gif thread...

bawk
Mar 31, 2013


Phew, thanks Ariong, that was almost pandemonium.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

t_violet posted:

There wasn't a conversation about seagulls eating chips in the gif thread...

Don't you think there should be?



That bird on the bottom right knows what's up.

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

Caufman posted:

Don't you think there should be?



That bird on the bottom right knows what's up.

Evidently seagulls are total assholes and prefer ice cream over chips:













dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy
Seagulls are essentially smaller, more mobile geese. :eng101:

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Tactical geese, you say?

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grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.
As someone who has lived 20+ years in Florida, I will confirm that seagulls are goddamn thieving little shits. It's hilarious to watch idiotic tourists get mobbed by them though.

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