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Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
The Mist had to be formed from all the scrub clans that were rejected from the other congealing clan alliances after Madara and the 1st founded Konoha. Hell, Orochimaru's invented village of science experiments and slaves was more of a threat than them.

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Kild
Apr 24, 2010

It could be that Madara created the village of Mist after leaving Konoha.

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

Exercu posted:

Yeah, thinking about it...

A: kills off half of their graduating students pre-Zabuza.
B: Hunts down and kills bloodline users
C: Throws their bijuu at the one village whose upper echelons count the two best (presumably) sealing experts in the world.

How the gently caress do they function?

To be fair, Obito was probably deliberately screwing them over. Mei seems to have done a pretty good job of reversing the terrible policies.

Cytokinesis
Aug 18, 2008

He sees the power of a god behind it. A power that has bested him!
S-rankers can make up a lot of a difference numbers wise. Mist having a disproportionate number of high ranking Shinobi due to its grueling methods, such as the Seven Swordsmen, could explain why it became a strong power.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Exercu posted:

Yeah, thinking about it...

A: kills off half of their graduating students pre-Zabuza.
B: Hunts down and kills bloodline users
C: Throws their bijuu at the one village whose upper echelons count the two best (presumably) sealing experts in the world.

How the gently caress do they function?

Poorly. There has to be a scrub village to make KONOHA WILL OF FIRE look better.

Wittgen
Oct 13, 2012

We have decided to decline your offer of a butt kicking.
I'm pretty sure the answer is that "Guess I've got brain problems!" is far from an Uchiha-exlusive issue.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Cytokinesis posted:

S-rankers can make up a lot of a difference numbers wise. Mist having a disproportionate number of high ranking Shinobi due to its grueling methods, such as the Seven Swordsmen, could explain why it became a strong power.

Yea, just look at what Zabuza was capable of, while being a completely normal dude (everybody is god-like now, but stil), and his sword didn't even have a special ability beyond repairing itself by feeding on the iron in people's blood.

shaggy--
Nov 9, 2000
Hillary Clinton loves a winner!

Wittgen posted:

I'm pretty sure the answer is that "Guess I've got brain problems!" is far from an Uchiha-exlusive issue.

It would make sense that if one bloodline limit is caused by the Strange Brain that others might also alter the user's physical makeup with possible side effects of being dumb as a brick.

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

shaggy-- posted:

It would make sense that if one bloodline limit is caused by the Strange Brain that others might also alter the user's physical makeup with possible side effects of being dumb as a brick.

Obito and Yagura were killing off the people with bloodline limits, though. Mei is, as far as we know, a competent leader.

Triple Elation
Feb 24, 2012

1 + 2 + 4 + 8 + ... = -1
I'll just quote something from another forum.

Something from another forum posted:

While a lot has been said about the Uchiha clan genetic disorder, it seems that people have overlooked the Uzumaki clan genetic disorder. It is a form of obsessive-compulsive fixation that causes one to perform certain actions and say certain phrases more and more frequently, until they cannot say anything else. Predisposition has been found for the phrases:

- "Dattebayo"
- "Hokage"
- "I will definitely"
- "protect"
- "comrades"

Uzumaki suffering from a severe case also begin to fixate on certain jutsu, developing variations on them while neglecting all other aspects of their training. Particularly famous and tragic is the case of the relatively unknown Uzumaki Arashi, failed candidate for 4th Hokage, whose repository of jutsu at the height of his career consisted of nothing but versions of Kawarimi no Jutsu (including, but not limited to: Normal Kawarimi; Twin Kawarimi; Giant Kawarimi; Giant Kawarimi barrage; Ultra giant Kawarimi; Spiral absorption Kawarimi; and Fuuton RasenKawarimi, later enhanced to a thrown version).

Caeruleas
Mar 5, 2007
This too shall pass

Triple Elation posted:

I'll just quote something from another forum.
The fate the ninja world would have been very different had Naruto learned Kage Kawarimi instead of Kage Bunshin.

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

Silver2195 posted:

To be fair, Obito was probably deliberately screwing them over. Mei seems to have done a pretty good job of reversing the terrible policies.
The whole "two men enter, one man leaves" graduation exam, at least, was going on long before Obito went crazy (since Zabuza seemed to be roughly Kakashi's age). I think the bloodline purges might have started under Yagura's predecessor, too?

Cytokinesis posted:

S-rankers can make up a lot of a difference numbers wise. Mist having a disproportionate number of high ranking Shinobi due to its grueling methods, such as the Seven Swordsmen, could explain why it became a strong power.
Honestly, I think it's at least in part because they're basically in the perfect position to gently caress with any trade going on in the area, and as a nation of water specialists on a cluster of islands are extremely difficult to invade.

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012
The translation of Mario in American Shonen Jump comes with an interesting interview with Kishimoto. He basically admits it's kind of crap.

U.T. Raptor posted:

The whole "two men enter, one man leaves" graduation exam, at least, was going on long before Obito went crazy (since Zabuza seemed to be roughly Kakashi's age).

Root had the same exam, so the Leaf arguably isn't that much smarter than the Mist.

Danzou
Oct 24, 2010

by angerbot

Triple Elation posted:

I'll just quote something from another forum.
Umm, obviously Arashi could summon frogs.

MegaCharger
Jul 12, 2006
Animate

Silver2195 posted:

The translation of Mario in American Shonen Jump comes with an interesting interview with Kishimoto. He basically admits it's kind of crap.


Root had the same exam, so the Leaf arguably isn't that much smarter than the Mist.

Root is the blackops shadow army, they are few in number and not the standard exam that most of the Leaf ninjas took. I mean god drat there were some incompetent noobsauces in the ninja academy when they became genins. Compared to them at the time, Zabuza was god at the same age.

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.

MegaCharger posted:

Root is the blackops shadow army, they are few in number and not the standard exam that most of the Leaf ninjas took. I mean god drat there were some incompetent noobsauces in the ninja academy when they became genins. Compared to them at the time, Zabuza was god at the same age.

First off, I would assume that the Mist had a higher standard for academy graduates than the current Konoha . The current Leaf is actually fairly relaxed in its Ninja Academy protocols for the most part. Sasuke (and I assume the other people in his age range) didn't even join the Academy until he was 7, at that age Itachi had graduated and Kakashi was a chuunin.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
Konoha's system isn't really all that different from Mist's. Mist uses training as its meatgrinder, only sending out their best into the world of ninjas. Konoha uses the world of ninjas itself as its meatgrinder, sending out pretty much every candidate with only their woefully inadequate ninja elementary school education. It is the same result either way- their lovely young ninjas are killed, while their young ninjas with innate skill or high potential thrive. Konoha's method does have a few obvious advantages, but let's not forget that Konoha is still a society which uses child soldiers as a matter of course.

tsob
Sep 26, 2006

Chalalala~
Weren't they just using child soldiers for dumbass poo poo like rescuing kittens from trees and what not by the time the manga rolls around to present day? They only ended up doing stuff like fighting Zabuza because clients lied about the job and said it was something much simpler. Even then, they always had a teacher around like Kakashi to help protect them.

Still, even without that they would end up in the genin exam which takes a certain amount of skill and experience to pass I guess, and if you only gave your trainees softballs they'd fail it miserably most likely.

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




It depends on circumstances, but in wartime Konoha has absolutely no issue with using child soldiers. See Kakashi, Itachi, and Obito for examples. They like to give a more gradual learning curve, but it isn't really considered a necessity.

Terper
Jun 26, 2012


Yes, which is why we saw Konohamaru and friends out there on the battlefield fighting Zetsus and poo poo.

Kild
Apr 24, 2010

Terper posted:

Yes, which is why we saw Konohamaru and friends out there on the battlefield fighting Zetsus and poo poo.

Well they are Chuunin and pretty powerful for the average ninja.

tsob
Sep 26, 2006

Chalalala~

Terper posted:

Yes, which is why we saw Konohamaru and friends out there on the battlefield fighting Zetsus and poo poo.

They were? Honestly, I don't recall seeing them at all. I suppose I could see it being justified in a "if we don't win there's no world to enjoy (kinda) so even the kids want to fight" way, but yea, I see your point. Realistically I don't suppose Kishimoto has ever thought about that aspect of things, and just wants to show kids doing important stuff so that his audience can share in the fantasy easier outside the manga, but it does create an oddly hosed up society.

Terper
Jun 26, 2012


I was being sarcastic. :ssh: Konoha doesn't use children in war, not anymore.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Terper posted:

I was being sarcastic. :ssh: Konoha doesn't use children in war, not anymore.

Konohamaru did end up fighting a Pain body though.

Beautiful Ninja
Mar 26, 2009

Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.

Dexo posted:

Konohamaru did end up fighting a Pain body though.

But that wasn't a "Your mission is to go fight Pain 8 year old ninja kid" it was "Well poo poo Pain just nuked our village, he's coming right for us."

Aeon
Apr 30, 2009

Chapter is out.

I will be so happy when this Obito-Kakashi stuff is finally over. Search your feelings you know it to be true!!!

Naruto is less suprised than I thought he'd be about his dead father just showing up out of the blue. And hurray for making Ino of all people do something useful during the battle of the gods!

Kild
Apr 24, 2010

Why is the 10 tails a Venusaur?

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~
How did Naruto know the Fourth was already on his way? :psyduck:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Maybe Naruto sensed the Nine Tails Yin chakara?

dipple
Oct 22, 2008

SpazmasterX posted:

How did Naruto know the Fourth was already on his way? :psyduck:

His Kyuubi/Sage mode gives him super sensor abilities so he's probably known about the 4 kage the entire time.

I Love Annie May
Oct 10, 2012
If I were in Obito's place, I'd feel really lovely and pathetic seeing that Kakashi sticks to my ninja code better than me. Reading Kakashi's lecture I think he's a better Obito than the man himself.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

dipple posted:

His Kyuubi/Sage mode gives him super sensor abilities so he's probably known about the 4 kage the entire time.

That seems like the sort of thing you would react too at some point. Just saying.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
That last page. Oh hell yeah!

First Priest
Feb 12, 2010
Mangastream translation is out

Right on time dad!

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.
Shikamaru is strategizing for the entire ninja alliance, and Ino mentally conects to the entire alliance, both taking on the mantle of their fathers. A nice character moment here for these guys. You can really see that Kishimoto likes Team Asuma a lot. Which is fine, cause they are awesome.

aiHD
May 29, 2007

A brand new, snake-filled day.
I'm expecting Orochimaru to upstage everyone's Friendship Rock Barriers with his Rashomon jutsu any second now.

Kild
Apr 24, 2010

SpazmasterX posted:

That seems like the sort of thing you would react too at some point. Just saying.

Page 17 he notices him.

Dark_Tzitzimine
Oct 9, 2012

by R. Guyovich
HOLY poo poo!

That ending, finally is time for the massive rear end kicking to start :dance:

You know, I'm really curious to see Minato's reaction to the fact that Obito was behind the nine-tails attack

Dark_Tzitzimine fucked around with this message at 17:37 on May 15, 2013

Orientek
Nov 26, 2003
Durianmunchinks

I Love Annie May posted:

If I were in Obito's place, I'd feel really lovely and pathetic seeing that Kakashi sticks to my ninja code better than me. Reading Kakashi's lecture I think he's a better Obito than the man himself.

Well, he is the "copy ninja" afterall.

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Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

SpazmasterX posted:

That seems like the sort of thing you would react too at some point. Just saying.

The author didn't show you that for dramatic effect. This is called writing.

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