terrible programmers: my god, it's full of chars

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prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

i did find a post on these here forums including code that would have allowed me to map a drive without shelling out, but i found it a bit disturbing

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2262300&pagenumber=13&perpage=40#post324849558

# ? May 14, 2013 17:51

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# ? May 11, 2024 14:56

CamH: Apr 11, 2008

prefect posted:

if you don't have anything that makes you feel happy/accomplished, you can pass the time before death with video games and recreational chemicals

i like weed

# ? May 14, 2013 18:22

FamDav: Mar 29, 2008

i ski in winter
and go to concerts a lot
you broken people

# ? May 14, 2013 19:35

Nomnom Cookie: Aug 30, 2009

i post on yospos and pray for death (yours)

# ? May 14, 2013 19:37

Hellsworn Barn: Apr 11, 2008; hi

OBAMA BIN LinkedIn posted:

when a trivial error can kill your program then you should drat well have to make sure that is what you intended

checked exceptions don't solve this problem they make it worse.

# ? May 15, 2013 00:36

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

what is a checked exception and why do you idiots care

# ? May 15, 2013 01:11

Hellsworn Barn: Apr 11, 2008; hi

Checked exceptions, won't compile without the throws clause:

code:

public void SomeMethod() throws SomeException
{
	SomeMethodThatThrowsAnException();
}

Unchecked exceptions, compiles just fine:

code:

public void SomeMethod()
{
	SomeMethodThatThrowsAnException();
}

What you ultimately end up with if you have checked exceptions:

code:

public void SomeMethod() throws SomeException, SomeOtherException, ListEveryExceptionThatCouldPossiblyBeThrownByCalledMethod
{
	SomeMethodThatThrowsAnException();
}

# ? May 15, 2013 01:44

JewKiller 3000: Nov 28, 2006; by Lowtax

Hellsworn Barn posted:

What you ultimately end up with if you have checked exceptions:
code:
public void SomeMethod() throws SuperclassOfEveryExceptionInTheLanguage
{
	SomeMethodThatThrowsAnException();
}

ftfy

# ? May 15, 2013 02:11

Socracheese: Oct 20, 2008

code is computer talk

# ? May 15, 2013 04:18

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

code is words that computers can read

# ? May 15, 2013 04:19

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

I'm sitting at work getting excited about the prospect of coding when I get home from work

kill me

# ? May 15, 2013 04:52

uG: Apr 23, 2003; by Ralp

Bloody posted:

code is words that computers can read

no code is words a compiler can read no wonder ur in this thread

# ? May 15, 2013 05:48

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

uG posted:

no code is words a compiler can read no wonder ur in this thread

this thread is my home

did i mention i write java and c

i belong here

# ? May 15, 2013 05:53

Hellsworn Barn: Apr 11, 2008; hi

JewKiller 3000 posted:

ftfy

or even better

code:

public void SomeMethod()
{
	try {
		EveryMethodYourProgramCallsThatThrowsACheckedException();
	} catch (Exception e) {
		throw new RuntimeException(e);
	}
}

# ? May 15, 2013 06:49

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

please don't post my closed-source software code

# ? May 15, 2013 06:57

computer toucher: Jan 8, 2012

Seems like I made the right choice when I chose a career path that involves no programming at all.

# ? May 15, 2013 20:11

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Hellsworn Barn posted:

or even better

code:

public void SomeMethod()
{
	try {
		EveryMethodYourProgramCallsThatThrowsACheckedException();
	} catch (Exception e) {
		throw new RuntimeException(e);
	}
}

well yes if you're a terrible developer that happens, sure. but if you cant properly deal w/ checked exceptions ur a huge idiot.

# ? May 15, 2013 20:18

Mr SuperAwesome: Apr 6, 2011; im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news

Hellsworn Barn posted:

or even better

code:

public void SomeMethod()
{
	try {
		EveryMethodYourProgramCallsThatThrowsACheckedException();
	} catch (Exception e) {
		throw new RuntimeException(e);
	}
}

your braces are hosed yo

# ? May 16, 2013 01:30

Doc Block: Apr 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

That is the One True Brace Style. Functions & methods get the opening brace on a separate line. if/else, for loops, etc., get the opening brace on the same line. The closing brace always goes on a separate line.

# ? May 16, 2013 02:01

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

yes the one truly bad brace style

# ? May 16, 2013 02:02

Symbolic Butt: Mar 22, 2009; (_!_); Buglord

reading this thread because I'm way behind the other one

hello there present yospos I'm going back to the past now

# ? May 16, 2013 02:17

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Symbolic Butt posted:

reading this thread because I'm way behind the other one

hello there present yospos I'm going back to the past now

WARN THEM

TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENS, drat YOU

# ? May 16, 2013 02:20

Doc Block: Apr 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Shaggar posted:

yes the one truly bad brace style

And what, pray tell, is the Shaggar-approved brace style?

# ? May 16, 2013 02:48

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

code:

{  * } { *  } 


     
 
    {()}

# ? May 16, 2013 03:07

CamH: Apr 11, 2008

yo opening braces always go on the line w/ other poo poo

closing braces get they own line

# ? May 16, 2013 03:10

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

braces? more like gay-ces

# ? May 16, 2013 03:15

Doc Block: Apr 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

lol you would know

# ? May 16, 2013 03:20

Nomnom Cookie: Aug 30, 2009

Doc Block posted:

And what, pray tell, is the Shaggar-approved brace style?

my shaggier.xls has allman on it. if thats the one where opening braces always go on the same line then hes right

# ? May 16, 2013 03:27

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

why do we have 3 programming threads now can't we keep this all in one place. I don't want to read 3 whole threads.

# ? May 16, 2013 04:01

Doc Block: Apr 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Nomnom Cookie posted:

my shaggier.xls has allman on it. if thats the one where opening braces always go on the same line then hes right

allman style is this dumbass poo poo

code:

if (yourmom == laffo)
{
    gb2gbs();
}
else
{
    yospos_bitch();
}

real men use the K&R One True Brace Style

code:

int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
    if(yourmom == laffo) {
        gb2gbs();
    } else {
        yospos_bitch();
    }

    return 0;
}

# ? May 16, 2013 04:04

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

what if you had a language that didn't need braces as delimiters so you got readability and standardization for free without having to argue about curly brace style. That would be neat.
Also K&R is better than allman, why do you need 3 lines to have the word "else". Please sandwich your elses.

# ? May 16, 2013 04:13

Plastic Snake: Mar 2, 2005; For Halloween or scaring people.

allman style is for c#

# ? May 16, 2013 04:18

double sulk: Jul 2, 2010

code:

- (void)function withArgument:argument
{
	if (expr) {
		result;
	}
}

# ? May 16, 2013 04:24

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

Ronald Raiden posted:

what if you had a language that didn't need braces as delimiters so you got readability and standardization for free without having to argue about curly brace style. That would be neat.
Also K&R is better than allman, why do you need 3 lines to have the word "else". Please sandwich your elses.

how wide are your tabs
do you prefer spaces or true tabs

# ? May 16, 2013 04:45

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

Bloody posted:

how wide are your tabs
do you prefer spaces or true tabs

Good point, we can never win. Also 4, spaces. At least it's more readable than braves, in any case.

# ? May 16, 2013 04:49

MononcQc: May 29, 2007

Ronald Raiden posted:

why do we have 3 programming threads now can't we keep this all in one place. I don't want to read 3 whole threads.

I guess we can do this the day there just one phone thread.

# ? May 16, 2013 04:50

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

MononcQc posted:

I guess we can do this the day there just one phone thread.

Well having multiple phone threads is fine because I don't care about phones so I just don't read any of them

# ? May 16, 2013 04:53

Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

Plastic Snake posted:

allman style is for c#

last summer I worked at a C# shop which swears by K&R style. but nobody could figure out how to stop ReSharper autocorrecting to Allman style. So every time I checked in code I had to K&R-ize it first

# ? May 16, 2013 05:10

Tiny Bug Child: Sep 11, 2004; Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror

Ronald Raiden posted:

what if you had a language that didn't need braces as delimiters so you got readability and standardization for free without having to argue about curly brace style. That would be neat.

you'd have a completely poo poo language is what you'd have

# ? May 16, 2013 06:58

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# ? May 11, 2024 14:56

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

pretty sure basic doesn't need braces OR indents

# ? May 16, 2013 07:04

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