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Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Joe Don Baker posted:

I should have clarified. My receiver was XM and Sirius ready, but I had to buy the Sirius brain to get Sirius service (this was before the merger). You might have to get an XM brain if your car doesn't have one. I really don't know how factory sets work.

It is already an XM radio...and when you look at the radios at BB, they say "SXM." Honestly it is a little confusing.

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Wasco Jr.
Jan 11, 2006

"Cut the kids in half"
My hands down favorite porn star appearance, Artie goofing on Crystal Clear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wmh5M808hA

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Kelly posted:

It is already an XM radio...and when you look at the radios at BB, they say "SXM." Honestly it is a little confusing.

I think this is what you're going to need http://www.bestbuy.com/site/SiriusXM+-+Connect+Satellite+Radio+Vehicle+Tuner/4910475.p?id=1218577512632&skuId=4910475

Like you said, you should just stop by Best Buy and ask the car audio people. The whole thing is really freakin confusing.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

haljordan posted:

Is EMERGENCY NOW still together?

They renamed themselves to Scott's Son's Band.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Millstone posted:

They renamed themselves to Scott's Son's Band.

Well clearly the best path to success involves associating yourself with Scott the Engineer in any way. That guy's track record as a winner is unparalleled!

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh7Ia-iklbw

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp

:stare: Young Scott looks so much like Benjy it's uncanny.

Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


Holy Calamity! posted:

:stare: Young Scott looks so much like Benjy it's uncanny.
Holy poo poo, you're not kidding.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Howard playing clips of The Amazing Randi today made me all :3:

Of course Sal is too stupid to know otherwise but I'm happy to see Howard acknowledging the truth behind all psychics being full of poo poo and that the enterprising ones like Sylvia Browne are shitheel scam artists of the highest degree that deserve to be exposed, mocked, and quarantined from decent society.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

ETM was great today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc23VLCjhRc

What a little creep. He was messaging and harassing some bunny ranch whore so much over twitter she blocked him. He kept telling her he wanted "a naturally big breasted woman" i.e. her to measure his penis. He explicitly stated that he wasn't going to pay, and expected her to gently caress him afterwards.

Oh Eric. :allears:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Yeah that chick really looks like she wants to be there. I love how they try to make it seem like working at the Bunny Ranch is some sort of glamorous profession when really you're just loving weirdos for money.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
I'd never seen the video to this but it makes you wonder when Howard's fear of germs kicked in because in this you see him reach into the Stanley Cup, swipe some pudding out under some toilet paper and actually eat the pudding. You probably couldn't get the guy to touch the drat Cup now much less do anything like what is in the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIoCaumzBT0

Pilot Jim
Aug 23, 2007
How perfect was it that the sound was so hosed up for ZZ Top after Scott spent all of that energy congratulating himself on coming in on his day off to set it up "perfectly"?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Pilot Jim posted:

How perfect was it that the sound was so hosed up for ZZ Top after Scott spent all of that energy congratulating himself on coming in on his day off to set it up "perfectly"?

C'mon, Scott. You should know better than that by now. Didn't he also get dumped on when Lady Gaga was in studio? Something about how Howard commented on how good the songs she performed sounded and wanted to credit Scott, but it turns out Scott really didn't do anything.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Fun reminder: Ralph is now in his 50s and does nothing with his life but decorate his apartment with cutouts of Ironman and action figures.

Ralph really is the most pathetic cast member when you boil it all down.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Crotch Bat posted:

Fun reminder: Ralph is now in his 50s and does nothing with his life but decorate his apartment with cutouts of Ironman and action figures.

Ralph really is the most pathetic cast member when you boil it all down.

I dunno, he seems to have very low job pressure in his life and he regularly spends extended periods of time playing Kato to people like Sam Simon and John Stamos. :shrug:

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Ralph started as a fan who just called into the show, right?

Today on the air Howard said that Ralph might be his best friend.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Sand Monster posted:

Ralph started as a fan who just called into the show, right?

Today on the air Howard said that Ralph might be his best friend.

This is sad on so many levels.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Ralph banged the hot star trek chick too.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Zoe Saldana?!

Wasco Jr.
Jan 11, 2006

"Cut the kids in half"
Is Howard Ralph's only source of income or does he have a rich family?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Wasco Jr. posted:

Is Howard Ralph's only source of income or does he have a rich family?

Ralph's family is not rich; his mom kicked out his dad at a young age because the guy was apparently terrible.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Ralph is the most successful mooch in all of show business.

Snark
Sep 19, 2003

no dice
I get the feeling the entertainment industry is full of Ralphs. Whether all of them also routinely break washing machines and copiously vomit several pounds of partially-digested peanuts on thousand dollar bedsheets is an open question.

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

Wasco Jr. posted:

Is Howard Ralph's only source of income or does he have a rich family?

He also mooches off of Sam Simon.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Anyone know if they ever played the full version of "Son of a Latvian" over the years? Hilarious song parody about Fred that I've only heard a piece of from this old song parody contest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBnyshXXfb0&t=3m0s

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

prefect posted:

I dunno, he seems to have very low job pressure in his life and he regularly spends extended periods of time playing Kato to people like Sam Simon and John Stamos. :shrug:

You would really want to be defined in your 50 years of living as being nothing more than a mooch who got lucky meeting Howard Stern? He has no ambition, he's done absolutely nothing of note with his life and only gets by via the kindness of others who pity him.

His life seems really awesome when you're a freshman in college, I guess.

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax
Yeah, but we don't really know anything about Ralph's personal life. For all we know, he could be in a happy, long term relationship with some guy right now.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Didn't Ralph have a threesome with Sandra Bernhart and her girlfriend?

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

The one who was the first Dax on DS9.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Bonzo posted:

Didn't Ralph have a threesome with Sandra Bernhart and her girlfriend?

Yeah, he was the bottom.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Crotch Bat posted:

You would really want to be defined in your 50 years of living as being nothing more than a mooch who got lucky meeting Howard Stern? He has no ambition, he's done absolutely nothing of note with his life and only gets by via the kindness of others who pity him.

His life seems really awesome when you're a freshman in college, I guess.

I've also done absolutely nothing of note with my life, and it's been a long time since I was a freshman. It also seems like it would be pretty nice to have other people being kind to you. :shrug:

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

prefect posted:

I've also done absolutely nothing of note with my life, and it's been a long time since I was a freshman. It also seems like it would be pretty nice to have other people being kind to you. :shrug:

Yes, but what if you had to rely on that kindness to make a living?

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
I would enjoy Howard Stern and Sam Simon giving me a bunch of freebies too, but I would still want to earn my way in life rather than just being a huge unabashed mooch.

AxeManiac posted:

Yeah, he was the bottom.


Irish Joe posted:

Yeah, but we don't really know anything about Ralph's personal life. For all we know, he could be in a happy, long term relationship with some guy right now.

I'll never not enjoy this.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

an adult beverage posted:

I'll never not enjoy this.

I am unironically happy that we can make jokes like this; I wouldn't try it anywhere else in the forums. :D

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.
Someone come up with Artie impersonating the "lives of rich people" guy for this: http://gossipextra.com/2013/05/14/howard-stern-moving-palm-beach-real-estate-2580/

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






musclecoder posted:

Someone come up with Artie impersonating the "lives of rich people" guy for this: http://gossipextra.com/2013/05/14/howard-stern-moving-palm-beach-real-estate-2580/

quote:

While Stern told brokers he didn’t want to buy in Palm Beach when he and wife Beth Ostrosky started looking for South Florida real estate in March, sources tell me the hairy celebrity had a change of heart.

quote:

Stern, who’s also a judge on NBC’s America’s Got Talent, signed off on the contract to buy after former model Ostrosky came to Palm Beach solo and under the radar to look at several mansions.

drat. Dude's dropping $50 million on a house in a place he didn't want to live.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

musclecoder posted:

Someone come up with Artie impersonating the "lives of rich people" guy for this: http://gossipextra.com/2013/05/14/howard-stern-moving-palm-beach-real-estate-2580/

"Howard Stern reluctantly settles for a fifty million dollar graaaannd, 12 bathroom palace in Palm Beach while show staffer Steve Brandano sells a kidney on the black market in order to attend a Black Keys concert."

Sand Monster fucked around with this message at 16:37 on May 15, 2013

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

Sand Monster posted:

"Howard Stern reluctantly settles for a fifty million dollar, 12 bathroom palace in Palm Beach while show staffer Steve Brandano sells a kidney on the black market in order to attend a Black Keys concert."

FIFTY MILLION DOLLAR GRAAAAAAAAAAND!

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Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Brocktoon posted:

FIFTY MILLION DOLLAR GRAAAAAAAAAAND!

"Hearing" that said in Artie's voice in my head, has made me laugh more than the show has in months.

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