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Effingham
Aug 1, 2006

The bells of the Gion Temple echo the impermanence of all things...

grumplestiltzkin posted:

As someone who has lived 20+ years in Florida, I will confirm that seagulls are goddamn thieving little shits. It's hilarious to watch idiotic tourists get mobbed by them though.

The representation of them in "Finding Nemo" ("mine! mine! mine!") was spot on.

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012







the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
That's a pretty good likeness of Courteney Cox.

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

Oh, it's true. You are Brock Landers!
Salad Prong

Gabriel Pope posted:

That's a pretty good likeness of Courteney Cox.

That is a great pre-nose job Jennifer Anniston

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Better than professional police artists.




Bill Cosby, Tom Cruise, Ronald Reagan and Michael Jordan. Oh and they were using pictures as references when they drew these.

Coyote Smith
Mar 26, 2010

Hasters posted:

Better than professional police artists.




Bill Cosby, Tom Cruise, Ronald Reagan and Michael Jordan. Oh and they were using pictures as references when they drew these.

You realize that sketch artists in this field don't go for 100% accuracy but tend to highlight important features that make it possible for viewers to make a connection with their memory and realize that, "Hey, the man I saw at 7-eleven last night had eyes just like him, maybe I should call and let them know."

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

And those images were generated using the Identi-Kit ® compositing software, not hand drawn. It's more a 'this software sucks' demonstration than anything else.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Bill Cosby there looks pretty threatening. The other three, not so much.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Vagabundo posted:

Bill Cosby there looks pretty threatening. The other three, not so much.

Probably because he's stolen Samuel L Jackson's hat.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Coyote Smith posted:

You realize that sketch artists in this field don't go for 100% accuracy but tend to highlight important features that make it possible for viewers to make a connection with their memory and realize that, "Hey, the man I saw at 7-eleven last night had eyes just like him, maybe I should call and let them know."

They prob should have just sketched Cosbys sweater then.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Vagabundo posted:

Bill Cosby there looks pretty threatening. The other three, not so much.

Hmmm I wonder why you think that....

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Because he's wearing a beret.

OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 9, 2002

FishBulb posted:

Hmmm I wonder why you think that....

Michael Jordan is also black fyi

yook
Mar 11, 2001

YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU
Cosby sketch makes me think he would wreck your poo poo in football, probably because they actually drew him as Ray Lewis.

CherryCat
Feb 21, 2011

That's a strawberry.

College Slice

Why no Ross?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

CherryCat posted:

Why no Ross?

Ross drew them.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Hasters posted:

Better than professional police artists.




Bill Cosby, Tom Cruise, Ronald Reagan and Michael Jordan. Oh and they were using pictures as references when they drew these.

No way...it's Kimbo Slice, Mike from American Pickers, Sean Penn (or a young George C. Scott), and George Foreman

BOOTY-ADE has a new favorite as of 00:44 on May 16, 2013

V for Vegas
Sep 1, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Ozz81 posted:

No way...it's Kimbo Slice, Mike from American Pickers, Sean Penn, and George Foreman

No. 3 is James McAvoy

Ozymandias
Mar 15, 2003

V for Vegas posted:

No. 3 is James McAvoy

Without a doubt.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."


Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

The MSJ posted:



Yes, that is Paul Giamatti.

Dopey Russian gangster might work pretty well for the Rhino.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Effingham posted:

The representation of them in "Finding Nemo" ("mine! mine! mine!") was spot on.

I saw a grumpy pelican nearly drown a seagull while fighting over fish heads. The seagull grabbed the head first but the pelican grabbed the head of the seagull holding the head then proceeding to dunk it over and over.

A seagull snagged a small fish I caught once and flew off but got to the end of the amount of line out and did a freakish dive straight down and broke its neck on the cliff I was fishing on.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

V for Vegas posted:

No. 3 is James McAvoy

There is no way that isn't David Cameron! :psyduck:

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph

Crasscrab posted:

Ben Franklin was right. We should have gone with the turkey.

The Turkey vulture would be better, it is basically my spirit animal.



MeLKoR posted:

There is no way that isn't David Cameron! :psyduck:

It's def Dakota Fanning. Huh. Whaaaaat? Man.


LingcodKilla posted:

I saw a grumpy pelican nearly drown a seagull while fighting over fish heads. The seagull grabbed the head first but the pelican grabbed the head of the seagull holding the head then proceeding to dunk it over and over.

A seagull snagged a small fish I caught once and flew off but got to the end of the amount of line out and did a freakish dive straight down and broke its neck on the cliff I was fishing on.

I would buy your life a really strong drink at a bar and hope it lowered it's inhibitions for a while.

stavros880
May 2, 2005
I like monkeys

V for Vegas posted:

No. 3 is James McAvoy

It's clearly Napoleon Solo.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

They managed to perfectly capture Matthew Perry's rectangular head. Amazing.

Heres Hank
Oct 20, 2008

BerkerkLurk
Jul 22, 2001

I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up
Could I BE any more dissapoint?

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.

xxEightxx posted:

I don't think this glorious animal could have proven itself more worthy of being our national bird.

You missed the best bit from the story,

"Fox News posted:

At least 19 bald eagles died Friday after gorging themselves on a truck full of fish waste outside a processing plant.

Fifty or more eagles swarmed into the truck, whose retractable fabric cover was open, after the truck was moved outside the plant, said Brandon Saito, a biologist with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service who coordinated the recovery operation.

The birds became too soiled to fly or clean themselves, and with temperatures in the mid-teens, began to succumb to the cold. Some birds became so weak they sank into the fish slime and were crushed.
:911:

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

BerkerkLurk posted:

Could I BE any more dissapoint?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

OK Some Butt Stuff posted:

Michael Jordan is also black fyi

Clearly he was being ageist, not racist.

cofaigh
Dec 30, 2006
Ha ha... dangly parts

V for Vegas posted:

No. 3 is James McAvoy

And number 2 could be a young Al Pacino.

The Red Queen
Jan 20, 2007

You tricked me!

You said dis place was fun, but it ain't!

cofaigh posted:

And number 2 could be a young Al Pacino.

I don't see the resemblance at all:

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Bart Fargo
Mar 24, 2005

Il Raggio Infernale

The Red Queen posted:

I don't see the resemblance at all:



Does the woman behind him have her shorts on backwards?

Kruller
Feb 20, 2004

It's time to restore dignity to the Farnsworth name!

Bart Fargo posted:

Does the woman behind him have her shorts on backwards?

The fictional character portrayed has an energy drink called Booty Sweat. She is likely advertising for said drink.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Sea pigs do that too!
Win-win:haw:


Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Kruller posted:

The fictional character portrayed has an energy drink called Booty Sweat. She is likely advertising for said drink.

Booty Sweat is for scrubs. I'm a Saint's Flow man myself.

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Mescal
Jul 23, 2005


For anyone else who wants to hear this awesome song again but is having trouble with google, this song is called Prisencolinensinainciusol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcUi6UEQh00

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