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Indolent Bastard posted:Howard 100 News-flash.
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I found a spectacular new YouTube channel, by the way. TONS of KC, Artie, Billy West, Beetlejuice, etc.
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May 16, 2013 18:47
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Geekslinger posted:
He is like a Glass Joe for trolling. You don't even have to try, he just goes nuts.
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May 16, 2013 22:20
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 Well, that is gonna be a fun button to push.
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May 16, 2013 22:32
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How can he use the analog sticks with those tiny lobster hands?
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May 16, 2013 22:53
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Eric the Vita
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May 16, 2013 23:45
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New name Eric the Gamer?
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May 16, 2013 23:58
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Isn't Eric in San Fran? Maybe he can get on Giantbomb and do a quick look of a Vita game. It'll weigh in at a measly 3 hours as he takes half an hour just to navigate the menu.
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May 17, 2013 02:15
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Eric's hands seriously creep me out, they look like something out of horror film
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May 17, 2013 02:20
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Wasco Jr. posted:Eric's hands seriously creep me out, they look like something out of horror film
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May 17, 2013 03:33
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Shes Not Impressed posted:Isn't Eric in San Fran? Maybe he can get on Giantbomb and do a quick look of a Vita game. I thought he lived in Sacramento and it took 5x the amount of money to move his squid body there via a convertible.
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May 17, 2013 03:33
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:I thought he lived in Sacramento and it took 5x the amount of money to move his squid body there via a convertible. You're right. Forgot about the Sacramento Monarchs game and the birth of Zero Point Zero
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May 17, 2013 03:39
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Wasco Jr. posted:Eric's hands seriously creep me out, they look like something out of horror film When I went to an AGT taping in San Francisco it didn't occur to me that my friend (who doesn't listen) wouldn't find it deplorable that I was poo poo talking Eric the Midget who sat three rows behind us, and later in the same row. I still feel justified.
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May 17, 2013 04:32
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-Atom- posted:When I went to an AGT taping in San Francisco it didn't occur to me that my friend (who doesn't listen) wouldn't find it deplorable that I was poo poo talking Eric the Midget who sat three rows behind us, and later in the same row. Eric is so great because he is a terrible person; and he's not a terrible person because of his afflictions. He has his afflictions because God knew he'd be a terrible person, and punished him from birth. I don't want to see the amount of selfish he contains inside of a person with an actual physically capable body. I hope he lives for 200 depressing years, and posts angry messages in mega-caps on ultra-twitter.
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May 17, 2013 07:35
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The Human Crouton posted:Eric is so great because he is a terrible person; and he's not a terrible person because of his afflictions. He has his afflictions because God knew he'd be a terrible person, and punished him from birth. I don't want to see the amount of selfish he contains inside of a person with an actual physically capable body. He's not a terrible person, he's just been acting all these years!  How did he think anyone would buy that? Oh yeah, a 90 IQ. Thats the same IQ telling him Diana Degarmo wants to be his date to a wedding and hookers are in love with him. Imagine what Eric's parents went through. If they were ever in studio with Dr. Keith it would be the best radio ever.
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May 17, 2013 14:51
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GenoCanSing posted:If they were ever in studio with Dr. Keith it would be the best radio ever. I would sacrifice a pinky finger to make that happen. :vortex:
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May 17, 2013 15:48
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I think they should give Eric a show on Howard 101 where he can read tweets and respond to them live. Because for how great his responses are, imagine hearing them in slow, broken sentences.
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May 17, 2013 16:02
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:I thought he lived in Sacramento and it took 5x the amount of money to move his squid body there via a convertible. I remember the epic struggle that took place trying to get him on a plane with his oxygen tank. Every time I fly, I see at least 2 or 3 people with one so I don't know why he was making it out to be Mission: Impossible or something.
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May 17, 2013 16:43
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GenoCanSing posted:He's not a terrible person, he's just been acting all these years! I think psychoanalyzing the Midget would be the best radio ever, simply to see how bitter he is about his condition and how delusional he really is. Plus, remember way back when Eric was new to the show and he mentioned that his parents spoke to him about 'the lake house?' I wonder if that was the way they kept him under control: lock him away where nobody would know about him. I have to imagine this behavior is not new, and that he has done a lot of this creeper stuff. haljordan posted:I remember the epic struggle that took place trying to get him on a plane with his oxygen tank. Every time I fly, I see at least 2 or 3 people with one so I don't know why he was making it out to be Mission: Impossible or something. He's lazy and looking for an in for a cash handout.
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May 17, 2013 18:16
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:remember way back when Eric was new to the show and he mentioned that his parents spoke to him about 'the lake house?' I wonder if that was the way they kept him under control: lock him away where nobody would know about him. I have to imagine this behavior is not new, and that he has done a lot of this creeper stuff. The best quote about that is when Eric was hesitant to do or talk about something, and his explanation was "My dad says I'm starting to become an embarrassment to the family." Artie immediately blurted out "STARTING!?!" Giving Eric the amount of fame and attention he's been given, along with things like Kendra, the acting gigs, the bunny ranch, but only in small doses, and then observing his reaction is one of the grandest social experiments I have ever seen. I can just see scientists looking through glass commenting on "How the midget responds to this stimuli" and pushing a button connected to a tube out of which comes either a hooker, some money, a slap in the face, a video of women laughing at him, or a drunk caller from Jersey telling him to take his PJ pants and hang himself. GenoCanSing fucked around with this message at 19:10 on May 17, 2013 |
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May 17, 2013 19:06
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As far as I'm concerned Eric's entire existence was a set-up to when he called in on March 11th to tell everyone it's his birthday to which Artie responded: "Do your parents refer to this day as 3-11?"
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May 17, 2013 19:12
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My favorite Artie/Eric moment was back during the whole "get him to fly with balloons" saga and when they were trying to come up with alternate suggestions, Artie said: "Eric, can we mail you somewhere."  I almost drove my car off the road I was laughing so hard.
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May 17, 2013 19:33
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I stopped listening to the show 2 or 3 years ago, and I keep thinking I'll resubscribe because I miss it so much. Then I read things like how he's being cyber bullied and all the AGT stuff and his bullshit schedule and, as much as I know you kids can get a little overly dramatic about stuff when it comes to Stern, I know I can never go back, and that makes me sad. I really wish he'd retired when his last contract was up. I used to be one of the major Positivity Patrol guys in the Stern thread, so it's a weird transition for me to be all "well, that's that, I guess...".
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May 17, 2013 19:40
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DangerDummy! posted:I stopped listening to the show 2 or 3 years ago, and I keep thinking I'll resubscribe because I miss it so much. Then I read things like how he's being cyber bullied and all the AGT stuff and his bullshit schedule and, as much as I know you kids can get a little overly dramatic about stuff when it comes to Stern, I know I can never go back, and that makes me sad. I really wish he'd retired when his last contract was up.
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May 17, 2013 21:46
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Man, I really wish Satellite Radio had ratings. Nothing lights a fire under Howard's rear end like ratings. If he could see the (what I assumme) to be massive numbers of people not tuning in to the show anymore, he might start giving a gently caress again.
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May 17, 2013 21:52
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Stern's still the only thing besides This American Life that consistently holds my attention. I wasn't able to stick with The Artie Show, it feels too disingenuous. This week was great: Jimmy Kimmel, JJ Abrams, Rod Steward, Roger Daltrey, ZZ Top, Rob Corddry, a few good ETM calls, Sal's fixation on the Long Island Psychic and the crew pouring a beer down Richard's rear end in the studio. Sure it's not what it used to be but it's still entertaining for the most part. I love whenever Howard goes to ETM with a guest, Eric literally asked Rob Corddry "How's it going?". e: I always remember something I enjoyed right after I hit 'submit'.. rawdog pozfail fucked around with this message at 22:15 on May 17, 2013 |
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May 17, 2013 22:12
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GenoCanSing posted:
The art of trolling Eric isn't to push logical buttons, it's to find something completely new and way out of left field that he'll flip out over. Insist that one of his ears is fake. Tell him you loved him in the Garfield movie. Reveal to the world that Eric the Midget is the stage name of an able-bodied lesbian welder from Glendale. Some of the poo poo he's flipped out over makes no sense, yet he CONSTANTLY FEELS THE NEED TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT, DUMB gently caress.
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May 17, 2013 22:18
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Sleepstupid posted:My favorite Artie/Eric moment was back during the whole "get him to fly with balloons" saga and when they were trying to come up with alternate suggestions, Artie said: "Eric, can we mail you somewhere." The Artie/Eric bit which is mah faaaavvvooorrriiitteee is when Eric was talking about American Idol and he referred to it as 'Idol', and Artie with incredible vitriol in his voice said "What, are you too busy to say 'American' you human being"
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May 17, 2013 22:23
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an adult beverage posted:Man, I really wish Satellite Radio had ratings. I'm sure that they get some numbers from on demand. Don't know if he'd count those as real or not though.
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May 17, 2013 22:42
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Haha, Stern's daughter is loving useless, I would have never have went looking for this poo poo if he didn't cry about being cyber bullied http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/emilystern2 If that was ANY other celebrities child stern would be goofing on this tripe so hard.
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May 17, 2013 22:42
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Wasco Jr. posted:Haha, Stern's daughter is loving useless, I would have never have went looking for this poo poo if he didn't cry about being cyber bullied She just bought a CD of sounds to listen to in order to help you sleep, and sang the same song over each of them. I wish she would have done one with whale noises in the background.
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May 17, 2013 22:45
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This is one of my favorite clips where he rips apart Paris Hilton and the whole club poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVujSjECPrc Bottle service
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May 17, 2013 22:48
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Wasco Jr. posted:Haha, Stern's daughter is loving useless, I would have never have went looking for this poo poo if he didn't cry about being cyber bullied This is spectacular, oh my goodness.
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May 17, 2013 22:56
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And yet, the Amazon page for her MP3s has NO reviews and NO horrifically insulting tags. Come on, you guys are slacking.
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May 17, 2013 23:01
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It must be driving Howard so crazy, he constantly criticizes anyone who decides to travel or do anything in their twenty's except focus on their career to make as much money as they possibly can. Remember Howard goofing on that guy who was taking a year off to travel the world on his bike? Wanting to travel the world is stupid and a waste of time but this is not http://imgur.com/JrP6sxc
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May 17, 2013 23:18
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Wasco Jr. posted:It must be driving Howard so crazy, he constantly criticizes anyone who decides to travel or do anything in their twenty's except focus on their career to make as much money as they possibly can. Remember Howard goofing on that guy who was taking a year off to travel the world on his bike? Wanting to travel the world is stupid and a waste of time but this is not I like to think she's doing it to drive her father nuts. Good for her. 
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May 17, 2013 23:20
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Wasco Jr. posted:Haha, Stern's daughter is loving useless, I would have never have went looking for this poo poo if he didn't cry about being cyber bullied As someone who holds an actual degree in music, wa-wa-we-wa this is soooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaad. She isn't even in tune. There is no song structure. OH! I know what this reminds me of! https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Marissa_Marchant If you weren't around for when that his SA and Lowtax had a sticky thread about it, you missed out. Edit: OH MY GOD, click on Love Song to Detmer. Like four seconds in it sounds like Richard Christy getting waxed. GenoCanSing fucked around with this message at 23:29 on May 17, 2013 |
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May 17, 2013 23:24
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Wasco Jr. posted:Haha, Stern's daughter is loving useless, I would have never have went looking for this poo poo if he didn't cry about being cyber bullied Look at the credits: Vocal Recording by Scott Salem; edit: And as if on queue, my parrot just said "Baba Booey Fa-fa Fohi" Jose Oquendo fucked around with this message at 00:16 on May 18, 2013 |
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May 18, 2013 00:13
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Joe Don Baker posted:Look at the credits: The plot thickens. And man she looks like a young howard stern.
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Joe Don Baker posted:Look at the credits: Okay, now it's sad and shameful. And funny. 
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