KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Billy Zane posted:

Bad dog! Bad dog! You go outside! Outside!! What do you want from me? Tell me! Money, you want money? I'll give you money, how much?!

What, do you think I care about the money? Is that what you think? You want me to show you what I care about money? Here look, here look at this, here's a dollar, here, look, there. :homebrew:

That's how much I care about money. :colbert:

# ? May 17, 2013 19:21

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# ? May 23, 2024 17:47

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Sash! posted:

Ahhh. I don't think I'll ever be able to forget TMMadman--ahhh. And most of all, I will never, forget that one night. Working late on the catalog. Juuust the two of us. And we surrendered to temptation. And it was pretty good.

Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of them.
:smug:

# ? May 17, 2013 19:58

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of them.

Not only that, I broke his thumbs! :ocelot:

# ? May 17, 2013 20:32

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

potee posted:

Not only that, I broke his thumbs!

Good for you, Jack! :ocelot:

# ? May 17, 2013 20:50

Billy Zane: Jun 24, 2003; Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of them.

Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions, and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.

Nah, I'm not ready for it. :effort:

# ? May 17, 2013 20:52

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

# ? May 17, 2013 21:03

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

potee posted:

Metalli-something

# ? May 17, 2013 22:12

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Metalli-something

Ca.

# ? May 17, 2013 22:15

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Coffee And Pie posted:

Ca.

Huh?

# ? May 17, 2013 22:16

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Puddy and Mr. Peterman are both golfing right up the road from me right now in the BMW Charity Pro-Am :smugdog:

# ? May 17, 2013 22:35

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

Ehud posted:

Puddy and Mr. Peterman are both golfing right up the road from me right now in the BMW Charity Pro-Am

So Peterman got those clubs fixed? Good for him.

# ? May 17, 2013 22:43

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Stare-Out posted:

So Peterman got those clubs fixed? Good for him.

Elaine...I never knew Kennedy had such a temper :stare:

# ? May 17, 2013 22:44

Billy Zane: Jun 24, 2003; Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

Ehud posted:

Puddy and Mr. Peterman are both golfing right up the road from me right now in the BMW Charity Pro-Am

High five!

# ? May 17, 2013 22:46

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Is Puddy going to win?

*points to the back of his jacket*

All signs point to 'Yes'!

# ? May 17, 2013 23:10

Kevyn: Mar 5, 2003; I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

TMMadman posted:

Is Puddy going to win?

*points to the back of his jacket*

All signs point to 'Yes'!

Gotta support the team.

# ? May 18, 2013 00:57

strap on revenge: Apr 8, 2011; that's my thing that i say

Feels like an Arby's night

# ? May 18, 2013 01:38

Macaluso: Sep 23, 2005; I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

TMMadman posted:

Is Puddy going to win?

*points to the back of his jacket*

All signs point to 'Yes'!

# ? May 18, 2013 01:44

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

DEVILSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

# ? May 18, 2013 02:12

strap on revenge: Apr 8, 2011; that's my thing that i say

Macaluso posted:

God, the bloopers from this show are actually just as good as the show itself. I wish we had 65 hours of bloopers

# ? May 18, 2013 02:22

Iowa Snow King: Jan 5, 2008

"You must have a good story, otherwise, it's just masturbation".

# ? May 18, 2013 03:52

ultramiraculous: Nov 12, 2003; "No..."; Grimey Drawer

Believe it or not, I'm not home...!

# ? May 18, 2013 03:54

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

ultramiraculous posted:

Believe it or not, I'm not home...!

I also felt like the word beep should be replaced with the word tone. Although strangely trying to sing it with the word tone in there just doesn't sound right.

Where could I be?

# ? May 18, 2013 04:36

WarEternal: Dec 26, 2010; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

It probably doesn't sound right because "beep" fits in with the original song and "tone" doesn't.

# ? May 18, 2013 04:42

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

TMMadman posted:

I also felt like the word beep should be replaced with the word tone.

Whoa, whoa, back it up, back it up. Beep! Beep! Beep!

# ? May 18, 2013 04:42

Coheed and Camembert: Feb 11, 2012

...Beep beep beep? :confused:

# ? May 18, 2013 04:47

ultramiraculous: Nov 12, 2003; "No..."; Grimey Drawer

Riosan posted:

...Beep beep beep?

For each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be....

# ? May 18, 2013 06:01

Kevyn: Mar 5, 2003; I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Get well, get well soon, we wish you to get well!

# ? May 18, 2013 07:49

CaptainHollywood: Feb 29, 2008; I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

Kevyn posted:

Get well, get well soon, we wish you to get well!

Every time my friends get sick- I sing this.

# ? May 18, 2013 13:36

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

What a stirring little anthem of wellness.

# ? May 19, 2013 01:32

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

Iowa Snow King posted:

"You must have a good story, otherwise, it's just masturbation".

John F. Kennedy junior.

# ? May 19, 2013 01:33

WarEternal: Dec 26, 2010; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

CaptainHollywood posted:

Every time my friends get sick- I sing this.

Hahahaha, I do that too.

Did you hear about Fulton? I went by the hospital to see him a few days ago, I think he'd really like you to come visit. He said he could use a good laugh.

# ? May 19, 2013 01:49

Macaluso: Sep 23, 2005; I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

MINT WIZARD posted:

John F. Kennedy junior.

JOON YAH

TMMadman posted:

I also felt like the word beep should be replaced with the word tone. Although strangely trying to sing it with the word tone in there just doesn't sound right.

Where could I be?

It's because the rhymes are home and phone and beep and be. Tone being in place of beep wouldn't have made it sound right.

# ? May 19, 2013 01:54

Mouse Cadet: Mar 19, 2009; All aboard the McEltrain
Next Stop: Atlanta

WarEternal posted:

Hahahaha, I do that too.

Did you hear about Fulton? I went by the hospital to see him a few days ago, I think he'd really like you to come visit. He said he could use a good laugh.

I've never really understood that subplot. Fulton dies after laughing too hard at Jerry's jokes?

# ? May 19, 2013 01:57

spanky the dolphin: Sep 3, 2006

Checkmate posted:

-I didn't know you enjoyed chess, your majesty.

-Why wouldn't I?

-Because the king is always in jeopardy.

-Yes, but it's only a game.

-Yes, of course. Only a game...

# ? May 19, 2013 03:02

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Well, it's just a game. Remember that, kids.

# ? May 19, 2013 16:22

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!