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Dave Syndrome posted:It seems to have been around since the seventies: I thought bagel was a derogatory term for Jewish people. Something tells me that's more likely to come out of a little chav's mouth than a reference to a showtune.
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Strangely enough Jar-Jar Binks would looks exactly the same. 
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Roger Tangerines posted:Well, if I remember my physics, water is incompressible. So if he opens his mouth too wide and coughs a big bubble of air into that water, the increased pressure in there will cause his head to implode. You don't remember your physics. Air is almost infinitely compressible.
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Oh yeah, whoops. Plus, the glass is technically a liquid rather than a solid so there's probably some give there as well.
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You keep digging yourself deeper physics holes
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Roger Tangerines posted:Oh yeah, whoops. Plus, the glass is technically a liquid rather than a solid so there's probably some give there as well. That's a bullshit fact and you should unlearn it! Glass is an amorphous solid it just doesn't have a repeating crystalline structure like table salt. It'll never deform at room temperature and does not give way to shear stress! It's a solid!
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Hate say it but I'm pretty sure he's clowning everyone with both comments. Stop gettin' mad about physics.
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BAKA FLOCKA FLAME posted:Fish poop all the time. This is the grossest poo poo ever I have some bad news if you've ever swam in the ocean.
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Mulefisk posted:I have some bad news if you've ever swam in the ocean. Fish gently caress in it.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Fish gently caress in it.  Whales gently caress in it, with wingmen.
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Zemyla posted:Not just fish. Those are some seriously  whales.
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Zemyla posted:Not just fish. Hahaha the fact that dude whales call up their whale buddies to act as a bed when they want to gently caress is the best thing nature has ever done.
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This reminds me... yes, that's exactly what it looks like, here's a better view: 
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mobby_6kl posted:This reminds me... Adds a whole new meaning to "blowhole".
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Tardcore posted:Hahaha the fact that dude whales call up their whale buddies to act as a bed when they want to gently caress is the best thing nature has ever done. Dolphins do the same thing. And the story goes that having a third person to act as an assistant is a big help for humans doing it in zero-G: astronauts who've had sex in space are said to be in the Three Dolphin Club. (This "club" may or may not actually exist. I think it's pretty likely there's been sex in space at some point, but no one has ever publicly admitted it.)
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There's also the 2suit.
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They already make sex harnesses that would be easy to hook together. This is that NASA pen all over again.
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ToyotaThong posted:Adds a whole new meaning to "blowhole". The illustration is from a book about gay sex in nature to boot, which has got to be one of Ricky Gervais' favorites: http://youtu.be/A8k5d1jVuQ0
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Dr_Amazing posted:They already make sex harnesses that would be easy to hook together. This is that NASA pen all over again. This is an urban legend the space pen was developed privately and sold to NASA at a loss. Edit: have a link http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp Ill post a funny pic when I'm not on my phone. TheHistoryChannel has a new favorite as of 02:52 on May 20, 2013 |
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I thought long and hard about whether or not to say that because I was pretty sure someone would call me on it. Then I decided that comparing space pens to loving equipment was funny enough to be worth it.
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boo_radley posted:what the hell, nextflix? 
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Zereth posted:It's got "the" in the description! Four times! What are you complaining about? Midnight Meat Train
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Leper Residue posted:Midnight Meat Train The funny thing about that movie is that it is based on a short story of the same name by Clive Barker and he got it put into the contract for the movie rights that they had to keep the name.
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Zemyla posted:Not just fish. The Beast with Three Backs?
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Zemyla posted:Not just fish. I've heard of humpback whales but this is ridiculous.
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Zemyla posted:Not just fish. I find it kind of cute that the top and middle whales, with their crossed flippers, looking like they're holding hands. 
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Are there more of these comics: Because I've seen it dozens of times and it still cracks me up.
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Aggro posted:Are there more of these comics: That's one by Wideshanks. He also did this one:  And here's another: 
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Aggro posted:Are there more of these comics: 
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Is this supposed to be Chevy Chase? Every time I see it I just think he looks like Chevy.
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Can your brain process any reason behind that conclusion
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Spectral Werewolf posted:Is this supposed to be Chevy Chase? Every time I see it I just think he looks like Chevy. You're not alone.
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They need a similar outfit for deadpool. Motherfucking pouches everywhere.
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Brother Jonathan posted:That's one by Wideshanks. He also did this one: Actually, the only reason bees loose their abdomens when they sting humans is because our skin is too thick. When stinging other insects they survive. 
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Mulefisk posted:Actually, the only reason bees loose their abdomens when they sting humans is because our skin is too thick. When stinging other insects they survive. I love that, it's like a completely over the top payback from humans. "Mildly inconvenience me with a sting, eh? I'll have you rip your own guts out. "
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