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Jeek
Feb 15, 2012
I am reading a short story collection by F. Scott Fitzgerald and one of the characters in a story was sucking a lemon. Googling only reveals the idiom "go suck a lemon" - is that a fashionable thing to do in United States back in the 1920s?

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isasphere
Mar 7, 2013

Base Emitter posted:


eta: any suggestions on learning to type posts faster?

Learn how to type in a type writer. You have to type harder in one of those, so when you switch back to the computer keyboard, you'll find that you need to spend less effort for each key and can type faster.

Other than that, practice.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Is there a way to turn off sounds in Gmail's version of Google Hangouts? I just switched over and can't for the life of me figure out how to do it.

Moscow Mule
Dec 21, 2004

Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham.
A related typing question- if I want an accurate measurement of my typing speed & accuracy(for a job application/resume) where do I go? I assume most people don't use to https://www.heyyoutakethisfreetypingtest.com or Mario Teaches Typing.

tarepanda
Mar 26, 2011

Living the Dream

Moscow Mule posted:

A related typing question- if I want an accurate measurement of my typing speed & accuracy(for a job application/resume) where do I go? I assume most people don't use to https://www.heyyoutakethisfreetypingtest.com or Mario Teaches Typing.

typera.tk is what I used to use to compete with friends.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

feedmyleg posted:

Is there a way to turn off sounds in Gmail's version of Google Hangouts? I just switched over and can't for the life of me figure out how to do it.

In one of the Android threads it was determined that in the Chrome version, you can't, so probably not in Gmail, either.

On the topic of recent G+ additions, is there something one needs to do to get the auto-awesome things in an album, or are none of my albums awesome enough for Google?

Gimpalimpa
Jun 27, 2004
Title text?
There's a comic out there where one guy is in an interview. This guy spouts off like 50 different buzz words like, "team cohesiveness efficient six sigma integration synergy" There's like a word count of "buzzwords said" vs "actual things said" and the end result is that...he's fired. What is this comic please?

My workplace is full of people who talk about team building, integration, subject matter experts, project managers, and stakeholder buy-ins and every time they say that I imaging a giant cock in their mouths.

PlatinumJukebox
Nov 14, 2011

Uh oh, I think someone just told Hunter what game he's in.
So apparently there are like a bajillion different forms of Romanian. If I just learn city Romanian, would folk out in the countryside still understand me?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Moscow Mule posted:

A related typing question- if I want an accurate measurement of my typing speed & accuracy(for a job application/resume) where do I go? I assume most people don't use to https://www.heyyoutakethisfreetypingtest.com or Mario Teaches Typing.

One place I applied specifically asked that we use http://www.typingtest.com/ but they're all pretty much the same, it's not going to matter. Your typing speed will be different based on what you're typing and when you're typing it anyway, so a rough estimate is all you ever get.

Pyromancer
Apr 29, 2011

This man must look upon the fire, smell of it, warm his hands by it, stare into its heart

PlatinumJukebox posted:

So apparently there are like a bajillion different forms of Romanian. If I just learn city Romanian, would folk out in the countryside still understand me?

They will understand you, but maybe you won't understand them. It's not too different overall, Moldova and Maramuresh(northern part of Romania next to Ukraine/Hungary) probably have most difference from standard Romanian(that is used in pretty much entire south of Romania).

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

Moscow Mule posted:

A related typing question- if I want an accurate measurement of my typing speed & accuracy(for a job application/resume) where do I go? I assume most people don't use to https://www.heyyoutakethisfreetypingtest.com or Mario Teaches Typing.
Some staffing agencies and typing schools will give you a "typing certificate" for how fast you type, but I don't think many places actually care about that. What was said above re: a rough estimate being as good as you'll get is probably true; if a place you're applying to really wants an accurate read on your typing speed, they will have someone administer a test to you.

In my experience, as long as you can hit about 60 words per minute, you're going to be qualified for most jobs that have typing speed requirements.

Organic Robot
Dec 26, 2007

Fig 1.
"Blueboy sees a moth."
What do you call the knobs on mixers that have that incredibly smooth and precise feel to them? Is there a specific term?

Base Emitter
Apr 1, 2012

?

Organic Robot posted:

What do you call the knobs on mixers that have that incredibly smooth and precise feel to them? Is there a specific term?

I'm not sure it really refers to feel or quality but they're called faders sometimes.

Edit: actually, if you're talking rotary pots there isn't really a spacific name, but there are a lot of types of pots based on different materials.

Base Emitter fucked around with this message at 20:02 on May 21, 2013

PlatinumJukebox
Nov 14, 2011

Uh oh, I think someone just told Hunter what game he's in.
Could someone name a film where one person meets different people and discovers their life stories by talking to them? Maybe as a series of vignettes. Doesn't matter what film.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


^-- Coffee and Cigarettes with Jim Jarmusch sounds like it's right up your alley.

So dogs are racist. That's like, a known thing. But are dogs in Africa racist too? How much is conditioning from racist white owners and how much is it in the dog's breeding?

baquerd
Jul 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Organic Robot posted:

What do you call the knobs on mixers that have that incredibly smooth and precise feel to them? Is there a specific term?

They're most likely potentiometers.

jackpot
Aug 31, 2004

First cousin to the Black Rabbit himself. Such was Woundwort's monument...and perhaps it would not have displeased him.<
I have to design an envelope that's addressed to Bilbo Baggins. How should it read? I was thinking:

Bilbo Baggins
Bag End, on Bagshot Row
in Hobbiton, which is in the Shire

Ron Don Volante
Dec 29, 2012

I have a lot of Amazon gift credit and am trying to turn it into real money. I can't transfer it because it's not attached to a physical card or a code, and Amazon won't allow you to buy more gift cards with your credit balance. Any ideas of something I could buy that would be easily resellable for close to its price? I was thinking some form of consumer electronics, like maybe brand-new Chromebooks or something.

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now

jackpot posted:

I have to design an envelope that's addressed to Bilbo Baggins. How should it read? I was thinking:

Bilbo Baggins
Bag End, on Bagshot Row
in Hobbiton, which is in the Shire

Where's it coming from? Like I doubt some hobbit in Michel Delving would tack on "the shire" at the end because what other Hobbiton would the shire post deliver to?

E: maybe

Bilbo baggins of bag end
Bagshot row, Hobbiton?

Or Hobbiton on the third line?

Rat Patrol fucked around with this message at 21:01 on May 21, 2013

Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.

Ron Don Volante posted:

I have a lot of Amazon gift credit and am trying to turn it into real money. I can't transfer it because it's not attached to a physical card or a code, and Amazon won't allow you to buy more gift cards with your credit balance. Any ideas of something I could buy that would be easily resellable for close to its price? I was thinking some form of consumer electronics, like maybe brand-new Chromebooks or something.

Do you know anyone that is about to buy something big or at least of that amount? You could have them give you cash and then buy the item for them. Amazon will let you mark something as a gift and send it to someone else so no need to do double shipping or anything.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Ron Don Volante posted:

I have a lot of Amazon gift credit and am trying to turn it into real money. I can't transfer it because it's not attached to a physical card or a code, and Amazon won't allow you to buy more gift cards with your credit balance. Any ideas of something I could buy that would be easily resellable for close to its price? I was thinking some form of consumer electronics, like maybe brand-new Chromebooks or something.

Xbox Live Gold subscription codes, Xbox/Sony/Nintendo game console points/money cards.

Sieg
Sep 28, 2009

Must kill all humans
You could always do a thread in SA Mart. Offer a 3-5% discount or something.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
iTunes cards are pretty widely used too.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

Ron Don Volante posted:

I have a lot of Amazon gift credit and am trying to turn it into real money. I can't transfer it because it's not attached to a physical card or a code, and Amazon won't allow you to buy more gift cards with your credit balance. Any ideas of something I could buy that would be easily resellable for close to its price? I was thinking some form of consumer electronics, like maybe brand-new Chromebooks or something.
How much is a lot? If you have storage you could spend as much as you can buying things in bulk like toilet paper or toothpaste, which will save you money down the line.

How about alcohol? I don't know exactly how the law works about selling expensive bottles of whisky or whatever, but you could spend plenty of money without buying anything too bulky. Even with sealed electronics then people might be wary of buying them from some guy for close to the value you can buy them on the internet, but rare or expensive alcohol doesn't have that same stigma.

Sieg posted:

You could always do a thread in SA Mart. Offer a 3-5% discount or something.
When I read this I thought that you hadn't read the part about credit being non-transferable. But I think you mean start a thread saying "Tell me stuff you want on Amazon, I'll buy it and sell it to you at a small discount". Which is probably the best idea (as long as he gets the money upfront first). Involves shipping a few things, but that's no more hassle than any of these other ideas and the buyers are already set up, don't have to go out trying to find anyone to buy a top of the range mac or something.

Hoops fucked around with this message at 22:12 on May 21, 2013

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

Hoops posted:

How about alcohol? I don't know exactly how the law works about selling expensive bottles of whisky or whatever, but you could spend plenty of money without buying anything too bulky. Even with sealed electronics then people might be wary of buying them from some guy for close to the value you can buy them on the internet, but rare or expensive alcohol doesn't have that same stigma.

There are laws that vary state-by-state regarding the sale of alcohol (and eBay, Craigslist, etc. generally don't permit the use of their services for that purpose). Whether you'd get caught, or whether they'd bother enforcing it, is a different question, but I'm not sure it's the best option.

Also, Amazon only permits the sale of wine through pre-approved sellers, which reduces the kinds of alcohol you could resell.

Sir John Falstaff fucked around with this message at 22:23 on May 21, 2013

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Sieg posted:

You could always do a thread in SA Mart. Offer a 3-5% discount or something.

Do this, I've seen something like this a few times in SA-Mart already. Just screencap your credit balance.

SnoochtotheNooch
Sep 22, 2012

This is what you get. For falling in Love
I'm trying to learn how to properly post an image without getting probated and so have been hesitant to actually submit anything. After reading the BBcodes page I already know some html and it looks about the same just using tags [--a--]xx[--/a--]. When I inserted the page I was trying to link it came up blank. In this case it was img, /img. My question is what should it look like when done properly and is linking something from my hard drive acceptable/possible, or do I need to use a site like imgur but not necessarily imgur?

tarepanda
Mar 26, 2011

Living the Dream

Splooge_Lord posted:

I'm trying to learn how to properly post an image without getting probated and so have been hesitant to actually submit anything. After reading the BBcodes page I already know some html and it looks about the same just using tags [--a--]xx[--/a--]. When I inserted the page I was trying to link it came up blank. In this case it was img, /img. My question is what should it look like when done properly and is linking something from my hard drive acceptable/possible, or do I need to use a site like imgur but not necessarily imgur?

You cannot link something on your hard drive -- we don't (and shouldn't) have access to that.

Upload your image to imgur and use the bbcode copy/paste they give you.

SnoochtotheNooch
Sep 22, 2012

This is what you get. For falling in Love

tarepanda posted:

You cannot link something on your hard drive -- we don't (and shouldn't) have access to that.

Upload your image to imgur and use the bbcode copy/paste they give you.

Ok, I thought that may have been what I was loving up. For some reason I thought SA looked down on imgur or requested users not to post using their poo poo.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Splooge_Lord posted:

I'm trying to learn how to properly post an image without getting probated and so have been hesitant to actually submit anything. After reading the BBcodes page I already know some html and it looks about the same just using tags [--a--]xx[--/a--]. When I inserted the page I was trying to link it came up blank. In this case it was img, /img. My question is what should it look like when done properly and is linking something from my hard drive acceptable/possible, or do I need to use a site like imgur but not necessarily imgur?

It should look like this:
code:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/gS5tF.jpg[/img]
Or for a thumbnail, like this:
code:
[timg]http://i.imgur.com/gS5tF.jpg[/timg]
Make sure your image is within the rules. (Not too large, not a giant file size, not NWS, etc.)

If you have premium I think you can attach an image directly to a post from your PC without uploading or tags, but I don't have premium so I don't know how that works.

Splooge_Lord posted:

Ok, I thought that may have been what I was loving up. For some reason I thought SA looked down on imgur or requested users not to post using their poo poo.
Imgur is fine, don't use Imageshack because of some nerd drama and don't use Photobucket or any other service that cuts you off after a certain bandwidth limit because SA will hit that limit in about 5 minutes.

Rent-A-Cop fucked around with this message at 01:36 on May 22, 2013

EssEssEssErr
Jul 14, 2007

W: "What're you rebelling against, Johnny?"
M: "What've you got?"
Question:

Trying to locate some video of a porn called Cinnamon Buns, I think. All I know is it takes place in a bakery. For some reason I imagine this request fits in this thread more than the id a movie for me one.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
Ever since I installed Adblock Plus, I can't open any junk mail in my hotmail/outlook account, or any mail saved in drafts. I've since allowed ads on the page, and I still can't get any junk or drafts to open on my home computer. Work computer, no issue. What gives?

edit: I've restarted Chrome several times, have logged off and on to Hotmail, and now none of my Inbox emails open period.

pupdive
Jun 13, 2012

Splooge_Lord posted:

I'm trying to learn how to properly post an image without getting probated and so have been hesitant to actually submit anything. After reading the BBcodes page I already know some html and it looks about the same just using tags [--a--]xx[--/a--]. When I inserted the page I was trying to link it came up blank. In this case it was img, /img. My question is what should it look like when done properly and is linking something from my hard drive acceptable/possible, or do I need to use a site like imgur but not necessarily imgur?

You have to make sure you are not image leeching as well. That's the usual probatable offense about images.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Rent-A-Cop posted:

It should look like this:
code:
[timg]http://i.imgur.com/gS5tF.jpg[/timg]
Or for a thumbnail, like this:
code:
[timg]http://i.imgur.com/gS5tF.jpg[/timg]
Make sure your image is within the rules. (Not too large, not a giant file size, not NWS, etc.)

Additionally you can add an 'l' to the end of your imgur filename and it will automatically make it "large" which doesn't break tables here.

For example, here's a pic of a tail gun on a B-17 I took today. Phone pics are default huge now and default table breakers so I'm [timg]'ing it.



And here it is with an 'l' appended to the filename (regular [img] bbcode):



Also 'm' works:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


jackpot posted:

I have to design an envelope that's addressed to Bilbo Baggins. How should it read? I was thinking:

Bilbo Baggins
Bag End, on Bagshot Row
in Hobbiton, which is in the Shire

What's it for? If it's to entertain children you should probably format it like addresses normally are wherever you live, because that will make it look more "realistic".


Rent-A-Cop posted:

If you have premium I think you can attach an image directly to a post from your PC without uploading or tags, but I don't have premium so I don't know how that works.

Poorly. It's limited to one image which is appended to your post a short time after it's posted (so it often looks like it didn't work at all) and you can't position it anywhere except the end. Imgur, xomf or Minus is really the way to go.

Also, I guess you mean "without uploading to a third-party site" but you're still uploading it if you attach it to a post, you're just uploading it to Something Awful instead of some other site.

Grundulum
Feb 28, 2006
How can I change my hours of peak productivity? Right now I feel like I'm most focused between noon and 9pm, which would be great except that I typically spend 4 or more of those hours doing things that can only be done then but aren't work-related (picking up kids, second job, etc.). It would be super if I could change my peak hours to 9-6, or if I could figure out a way to get into that mindset whenever I want.

ChubbyEmoBabe
Sep 6, 2003

-=|NMN|=-

Grundulum posted:

How can I change my hours of peak productivity? Right now I feel like I'm most focused between noon and 9pm, which would be great except that I typically spend 4 or more of those hours doing things that can only be done then but aren't work-related (picking up kids, second job, etc.). It would be super if I could change my peak hours to 9-6, or if I could figure out a way to get into that mindset whenever I want.

Wake up earlier and do something productive.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Grundulum posted:

How can I change my hours of peak productivity? Right now I feel like I'm most focused between noon and 9pm, which would be great except that I typically spend 4 or more of those hours doing things that can only be done then but aren't work-related (picking up kids, second job, etc.). It would be super if I could change my peak hours to 9-6, or if I could figure out a way to get into that mindset whenever I want.
Have you tried just shifting your sleep schedule so that you wake up a few hours earlier? I'm pretty much the opposite of you in that I'm generally at my best earlier in the day so that's my excuse for getting out of bed at noon.

Grundulum
Feb 28, 2006
Thanks for the quick responses. I figured it might come to sleep, in which case the answer would seem to be "get more" rather than changing the schedule of what I do get. I'm already awake for several hours before I'm fully in gear, so getting up earlier isn't really an option. Guess I'll start cutting out the nighttime attempts at productivity (and associated caffeine intake) in favor of going to bed earlier!

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Ron Don Volante
Dec 29, 2012

Sieg posted:

You could always do a thread in SA Mart. Offer a 3-5% discount or something.

That's a good idea, thanks. I'm selling back textbooks to Amazon, so I should end up with several hundred dollars of credit. I almost wonder if I could offer the same deal on Craigslist to the general public with no discount, just access to Amazon prime.

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