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Which is even funnier if you understand the difference between champagne and hard cider production (they're produced in a very similar way and often use the same yeast).
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# ? May 18, 2013 14:25 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 02:40 |
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Saw this recently. Ha ha ha, but no, seriously, we respect Sarah for her brains. The "rack" it refers to is the rack of Congressmen she endorsed who then got elected. Like a rack of deer mounted on the wall. See, that's the big pun they felt was strong enough to put on the cover with no explanation.
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# ? May 19, 2013 14:26 |
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Can't wait for the issue on her rack attack on Iraq.
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# ? May 19, 2013 16:22 |
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Typical Pubbie posted:The best part is that the Marine didn't violate the dress code. Just because you wear a dress uniform doesn't mean every day items like umbrellas suddenly become radioactive. A Marine can hold an umbrella for some one else. It's only a violation if he holds it for himself. I'm having a fun time picturing a platoon full of marines, all holding umbrellas for the marine standing next to them. I feel bad for the two who get left out.
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# ? May 19, 2013 18:16 |
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I stole this from the GOP thread but I think it can go here. I've never heard of this guy but I bet I'm about to (when he's arrested and jailed).quote:Radio host Pete Santilli made shocking remarks about former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, claiming she should be "shot" for being "involved in the killings of American troops." Yeah. Um.
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# ? May 19, 2013 20:10 |
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Pretty sure he's gonna go to court for that. White supremacist shithead and 4chan target of trolling Hal Turner said something along the same lines about three federal judges a few years ago and only recently got out of jail.
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# ? May 19, 2013 20:40 |
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limeincoke posted:I'm having a fun time picturing a platoon full of marines, all holding umbrellas for the marine standing next to them. I feel bad for the two who get left out. It loops around in a big circle.
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# ? May 19, 2013 20:44 |
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I was going to ask about what happened with LF is applicable to this, but then went for a run instead. Something tells me this loving clown is going to pull the "It's entertainment!" and get the ACLU to defend him a la Rush Limbaugh.
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# ? May 19, 2013 20:48 |
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limeincoke posted:I'm having a fun time picturing a platoon full of marines, all holding umbrellas for the marine standing next to them. I feel bad for the two who get left out. Other than the firing squad, are there any circular formations in the military? It sorta seems they're angling towards Obama broke the military regulations. I would have expected more of an emphasis on him being a tyrant.
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# ? May 19, 2013 21:01 |
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Rockopolis posted:Other than the firing squad, are there any circular formations in the military? Nah, they are looking for rule breaking so they have a reason to start up impeachment hearings. If Clinton not being upfront about a blowjob is reason enough, tricking one of our fine military service members into breaking a rule should be enough too.
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# ? May 19, 2013 21:05 |
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That unamerican bastard didn't wait until the seat belt lights were turned off on Air Force One to get up. IMPEACH!
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# ? May 19, 2013 21:10 |
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XyloJW posted:Saw this recently. I can only call it cowardice that they didn't run a painting of Ted Cruz and Louie Gohmert's twin heads popping out of the top of her blouse.
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# ? May 19, 2013 22:10 |
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SedanChair posted:I can only call it cowardice that they didn't run a painting of Ted Cruz and Louie Gohmert's twin heads popping out of the top of her blouse. Then they'd have to change the headline to What A Pair Of Boobs.
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# ? May 19, 2013 22:57 |
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Beowulfs_Ghost posted:Nah, they are looking for rule breaking so they have a reason to start up impeachment hearings. If Clinton not being upfront about a blowjob is reason enough, tricking one of our fine military service members into breaking a rule should be enough too. One wonders what the odds of this really critically backfiring on them; Obama deploys drones domestically, rolls a blunt with the Constitution, declares martial law, marches troops into the Senate chambers, and nobody believes that it's happening, they just assume it's just another 'scandal'.
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# ? May 19, 2013 23:01 |
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SedanChair posted:I can only call it cowardice that they didn't run a painting of Ted Cruz and Louie Gohmert's twin heads popping out of the top of her blouse. Paging Dan Lacey, Dan Lacey please report to the dittoheads thread.
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# ? May 19, 2013 23:27 |
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BiggerBoat posted:I stole this from the GOP thread but I think it can go here. I've never heard of this guy but I bet I'm about to (when he's arrested and jailed). This is known in Conservative circles as "Wangoing ze Tango."
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# ? May 20, 2013 00:27 |
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Leofish posted:This is known in Conservative circles as "Wangoing ze Tango." Hmm, no, I'm pretty sure Wangoing ze Tango means "to poo poo one's pants for two weeks to escape the draft."
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# ? May 20, 2013 11:10 |
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Rockopolis posted:One wonders what the odds of this really critically backfiring on them; Obama deploys drones domestically, rolls a blunt with the Constitution, declares martial law, marches troops into the Senate chambers, and nobody believes that it's happening, they just assume it's just another 'scandal'. Oh poo poo. Maybe that's the plan all along.
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# ? May 20, 2013 22:45 |
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Caller in to Rush today says that he is dismayed that he can't get full healthcare coverage because of Obamacare. Why not? Because companies won't schedule him for full time because Obamacare is making companies retreat to the cheapest plans possible for their employees. Somehow this is a failure of Government instead of the companies that are supposed to be providing their employees with healthcare, our lovely capitalist healthcare system in general, and the continuing effects of our "new normal" recession.
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# ? May 21, 2013 18:49 |
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kik2dagroin posted:Somehow this is a failure of Government instead of the companies that are supposed to be providing their employees with healthcare, our lovely capitalist healthcare system in general, and the continuing effects of our "new normal" recession. It actually is a failure that the bill does create perverse incentives to play scheduling games and people pointed it out back when the bill was being discussed. When the government creates incentives to do a thing it's a little hard to get mad at employers for taking advantage of that. Yes, employers are being assholes but that's no surprise in loving America, if your bill relies on employers being altruistic then it is pretty much just a bad bill.
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# ? May 21, 2013 19:03 |
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Paul MaudDib posted:When the government creates incentives to do a thing it's a little hard to get mad at employers for taking advantage of that. No, it really isn't. I'm not much of an Obamacare fan, but it seems like they anticipated that businesses would take the lazy way out and just, you know, provide their employees with healthcare rather than jump through hoops playing scheduling games just to save a little money. Turns out a lot of American business owners are petty, tight-fisted shitheads.
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# ? May 21, 2013 19:09 |
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Comments from the Breitbart story that Barber links include "good loving riddance" and "nothing of value was lost." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prf6iiUHw18 Also, "I've gone on record before, and I'll say it again: I think Romans 1:27 is one of the reasons that we'll never find a complete cure for AIDS; and if we do there will be another disease pop up like this bacterial meningitis because the Bible says this, Romans 1:27 says 'men committed shameful acts with other men, sexual acts, and received in themselves the due penalty for the error.' God says there is a penalty in your own body when you do this kind of sexual acts - the Bible calls them shameful sexual acts - and so we as Christians have to have that same position, regardless of what the culture says." - "historian" David Barton staticman fucked around with this message at 19:31 on May 21, 2013 |
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staticman posted:
Isn't this him politicizing it first?
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# ? May 21, 2013 19:27 |
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Flaggy posted:Isn't this him politicizing it first? No, see, when a gay man does anything, including die, it's political. If it wasn't political we'd be good and stay in the closet and not bother anyone.
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# ? May 21, 2013 19:28 |
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mr. mephistopheles posted:Turns out a lot of American business owners are petty, tight-fisted shitheads. Yeah, who knew?
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# ? May 21, 2013 19:35 |
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Paul MaudDib posted:It actually is a failure that the bill does create perverse incentives to play scheduling games and people pointed it out back when the bill was being discussed. When the government creates incentives to do a thing it's a little hard to get mad at employers for taking advantage of that. Yes, employers are being assholes but that's no surprise in loving America, if your bill relies on employers being altruistic then it is pretty much just a bad bill. This wouldn't have been a problem if single payer was left in, right? The caller was bitching about a problem his party created.
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# ? May 21, 2013 19:35 |
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Flaggy posted:Isn't this him politicizing it first? Standard republican procedure: 1. Do bad thing 2. Deny doing bad thing 3. Accuse opponent of doing bad thing, bonus points if you are currently engaged in bad thing while accusing opponent of doing bad thing 4. poo poo on poors and minorities a bit more 5. Get re-elected by landslide by people you poo poo on and lied to blatantly.
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# ? May 21, 2013 20:31 |
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Aeka 2.0 posted:This wouldn't have been a problem if single payer was left in, right? The caller was bitching about a problem his party created. The caller was constantly referencing his one month old kid and how he had to work 2 part-time jobs in order to work full time, but he got none of the benefits of full-time employment. Never does it enter into his mind one nanosecond that just maybe our healthcare system is fundamentally broken and that his employers are shafting him because there are dozens of other workers that can replace him because our economy is still in the shitter, and I would also assume for ultimate he lives in a Right-to-Work State. It's all just "THANKS OBAMA ". But then again we're talking about a Rush Limbaugh caller so I digress.
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# ? May 21, 2013 20:55 |
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I actually had a guy I know use the exact same argument on me. He claimed that "B.O" (dude literally took the time to explain that was funny because it could also mean body odor) had directly deprived him of healthcare and money because his job at loving Outback was going to cut him below full time or whatever. I pointed out that was Outback shafting him, not the government, and he didn't know how to respond. Fifteen minutes later he started agreeing we need a single payer system.
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# ? May 21, 2013 21:10 |
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For some reason I thought the original bill had single payer. Now i'm more depressed.
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# ? May 21, 2013 21:25 |
Aeka 2.0 posted:For some reason I thought the original bill had single payer. Now i'm more depressed. You're thinking of the public option.
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# ? May 21, 2013 21:27 |
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Pretty sure right wing media outlets could scream that it included literal panels of doctors deciding who would live and die and people would believe them...what's that? Oh, I see. Oh...oh.
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# ? May 21, 2013 21:31 |
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Aeka 2.0 posted:For some reason I thought the original bill had single payer. Now i'm more depressed.
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# ? May 21, 2013 22:16 |
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I heard that caller too. Perhaps he's unaware that he can buy health insurance on the exchanges at subsidized rates? Does he imagine that w/o Obamacare companies would be falling over each other to offer him full-time positions with benefits?
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# ? May 21, 2013 22:26 |
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Can you buy insurance on the exchange at subsidized rates if you are employed and your employer offers a plan? My company offers a plan but the deductions are horrible and the cost is prohibitive. I thought if your employer offered... anything... you were stuck with it, and not eligible for any subsidy (I make less than 4X poverty level for a single guy so the subsidy would be very welcome.) I'm still hosed, aren't I? Just not as hosed as everybody else.
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# ? May 21, 2013 22:31 |
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But... but it's a political murder!
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# ? May 21, 2013 23:39 |
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For lack of a better place to ask - have Inhofe or any other prominent right wing types said anything about federal aid to Oklahoma? Are they even going to try and reconcile accepting that aid with voting down aid for Sandy victims?
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# ? May 22, 2013 01:25 |
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Spiritus Nox posted:For lack of a better place to ask - have Inhofe or any other prominent right wing types said anything about federal aid to Oklahoma? Are they even going to try and reconcile accepting that aid with voting down aid for Sandy victims? This should come as no surprise. quote:Oklah. GOP Senator takes own constituents hostage, demands budget cuts or no tornado aid
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# ? May 22, 2013 01:29 |
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Goddamn. Give him points for ideological consistency, I guess, but how do people keep voting for such vile fuckwits?
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# ? May 22, 2013 01:35 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 02:40 |
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He must be really loving confident of his hold on power. Find it hard to believe he won't be thrown out on his rear end for that.
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