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coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

also smh this python ruby poo poo. Crazy. What kind of mad mind created this.

# ? May 21, 2013 06:11

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 11:40

double sulk: Jul 2, 2010

Ronald Raiden posted:

also smh this python ruby poo poo. Crazy. What kind of mad mind created this.

# ? May 21, 2013 06:14

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

well matz is cool, I'm talking about the crazy stuff tef has been posting, like the fizzbuzz that is a single file that works as both ruby and python. And that crazy quine. It's awesome, but its crazy.

# ? May 21, 2013 06:36

double sulk: Jul 2, 2010

Ronald Raiden posted:

well matz is cool, I'm talking about the crazy stuff tef has been posting, like the fizzbuzz that is a single file that works as both ruby and python. And that crazy quine. It's awesome, but its crazy.

oh well that's autistic people

# ? May 21, 2013 06:38

Catalyst-proof: May 11, 2011; better waste some time with you

Ronald Raiden posted:

well matz is cool, I'm talking about the crazy stuff tef has been posting, like the fizzbuzz that is a single file that works as both ruby and python. And that crazy quine. It's awesome, but its crazy.

if you're not interested in these sorts of thigns maybe programming isn't for you?????

it's kind of like wanting to be a writer and saying

well twilight is cool, i'mt alking about the crazy stuff james joyce wrote, like that stream of consciousness that works as both 37 page sentence and a chapter

# ? May 21, 2013 10:11

Stringent: Dec 22, 2004; image text goes here

horse mans posted:

if you're not interested in these sorts of thigns maybe programming isn't for you?????

it's kind of like wanting to be a writer and saying

well twilight is cool, i'mt alking about the crazy stuff james joyce wrote, like that stream of consciousness that works as both 37 page sentence and a chapter

I wanna get paid like jk rowling

# ? May 21, 2013 11:02

Opinion Haver: Apr 9, 2007

code:

$ cat test.php
<?php
echo json_encode(array('1' => 1) ), "\n"; 
echo json_encode(array('0' => 1));
?>
$ php test.php
{"1":1}

[1]

oh php

# ? May 21, 2013 11:51

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

MononcQc posted:

Decided to stop hijacking this thread for Erlang-specific talk. poo poo can now be directed to http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3550255 although I'll still be yapping about it here if asked to

why would you do that?

now i have to subscribe to another thread in order to get my learn on :argh:

# ? May 21, 2013 14:08

MononcQc: May 29, 2007

Well we can all let the other thread die like the one before did and I'll still be around here :shobon:

# ? May 21, 2013 14:22

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

just open a new thread when the old one dies

# ? May 21, 2013 14:34

Posting Principle: Dec 10, 2011; by Ralp

tef posted:

just open a new thread when the old one dies

making reliable distributed posts

# ? May 21, 2013 15:33

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Jerry SanDisky posted:

making reliable distributed posts

imagine a beowulf clusterfuck of these

# ? May 21, 2013 15:34

MononcQc: May 29, 2007

I'm just gonna start 32,000 concurrent threads

# ? May 21, 2013 15:42

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

Otto Skorzeny posted:

we were cleaning out the engineering library 2day

when i was in college, my SPARC assembly textbook had an addendum on PDP-11 asm

i think it was just trying to show us youngsters how good we had it with risc, but it had the opposite effect. pdp-11 asm is loving radical and like not bad to read/write

it has so many address modes and convenience features that good pdp-11 asm looks a lot like C

# ? May 21, 2013 16:35

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

horse mans posted:

if you're not interested in these sorts of thigns maybe programming isn't for you?????

it's kind of like wanting to be a writer and saying

well twilight is cool, i'mt alking about the crazy stuff james joyce wrote, like that stream of consciousness that works as both 37 page sentence and a chapter

I didn't say it wasn't interesting, its awesome. When I said crazy I meant whoa that's nuts I can't believe someone thought of that, or that it worked, not whoa why would anyone do that.

# ? May 21, 2013 16:36

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

ur just a dumb horse anyway

# ? May 21, 2013 16:36

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

ugh no he just drew it with haskell or w/e

# ? May 21, 2013 17:42

Nomnom Cookie: Aug 30, 2009

MononcQc posted:

I'm just gonna start 32,000 concurrent threads

i was gonna make an erlang joke and then i saw ur av and i was like oh

:thejoke:

# ? May 21, 2013 18:17

Max Facetime: Apr 18, 2009

tef posted:

also nice http://terralang.org

I like that they're trying to appeal to a broad international audience by choosing backtick as an operator, but

code:

function addtwo(a,b)
    return `a + b
end

that looks half-assed. if you're gonna do something, do it properly:

code:

function addtwo(a,b)
    return � + b
end

# ? May 21, 2013 18:17

Plastic Snake: Mar 2, 2005; For Halloween or scaring people.

terrablelang dot org

# ? May 21, 2013 20:37

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

https://code.google.com/p/go/source...f8854b7e350eaeb

# ? May 23, 2013 01:16

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

Plastic Snake posted:

terrablelang dot org

should forward randomly to a plang's site

# ? May 23, 2013 05:15

The Leck: Feb 27, 2001

I've been using some perl at work and to make a rudimentary irc bot and it's pretty fun, and I have the camel book on order. welp, see ya.

# ? May 24, 2013 12:09

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

The Leck posted:

I've been using some perl at work and to make a rudimentary irc bot and it's pretty fun, and I have the camel book on order. welp, see ya.

also get "perl best practices" -- it will teach you things and make you a better programmer, too

# ? May 24, 2013 12:11

The Leck: Feb 27, 2001

prefect posted:

also get "perl best practices" -- it will teach you things and make you a better programmer, too

I've heard good things about modern perl and higher order perl too, but this seemed like the right starting point.

# ? May 24, 2013 12:20

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

The Leck posted:

I've heard good things about modern perl and higher order perl too, but this seemed like the right starting point.

higher order perl is awesome but not for beginners, unless you have previous experience with functional programming (i still don't understand it very well :smith:

)

# ? May 24, 2013 12:44

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

modern perl, impatient perl is good if you know a code already, and depending on your skill/comprehension level you may want to take a quick pass through beautiful code, beautiful data and clean code. they are not perl books at all but 90% of the lessons and guidelines apply just fine, and will help you a lot (make tiny subs, smart var names, etc etc).

higher order is great once you get your head in the game, read that and you're like oh god drat that's slick every 10 mins

# ? May 24, 2013 15:03

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

i read a lot of higher order perl and most of what i write is the same 2 loops sucking things up into a data structure then doing something with the data

# ? May 24, 2013 19:17

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

JawnV6 posted:

i read a lot of higher order perl and most of what i write is the same 2 loops sucking things up into a data structure then doing something with the data

hashes of hashes of hashes all the way down

(okay, an occasional array in there)

# ? May 24, 2013 19:51

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

waiting for the hipsters to start programming in x86 asm

i mean hey it has absolutely gently caress-all type safety so they should take to it like stink on poo poo

# ? May 24, 2013 22:40

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

Mr Dog posted:

waiting for the hipsters to start programming in x86 asm

i mean hey it has absolutely gently caress-all type safety so they should take to it like stink on poo poo

it's faster than C (tm)

# ? May 24, 2013 22:55

Police Academy III: Nov 4, 2011

Mr Dog posted:

waiting for the hipsters to start programming in x86 asm

i mean hey it has absolutely gently caress-all type safety so they should take to it like stink on poo poo

CISC architectures are for corporate java-drones, it takes a true ruby hackeur to appreciate the sublime beauty of RISC

# ? May 24, 2013 23:25

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

Assemblr v0.1 (Beta!) web framework

artisanal hand-crafted calling conventions for whatever garbage flavour-of-the-month JSON-over-REST poo poo your startup is serving this month

dude check out this sick xmm loop unroll on my asynchronous event driven mongodb call :smug:

tbh though that's actually a thing except they do high frequency trading and not social feed bullshit

# ? May 24, 2013 23:34

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

these people deserve death because they're directly contributing to the iron-heeled boot of capitalist oppression and they are smart enough to know better

# ? May 24, 2013 23:35

Malcolm XML: Aug 8, 2009; I always knew it would end like ｔｈｉｓ．

Mr Dog posted:

Assemblr v0.1 (Beta!) web framework

artisanal hand-crafted calling conventions for whatever garbage flavour-of-the-month JSON-over-REST poo poo your startup is serving this month

dude check out this sick xmm loop unroll on my asynchronous event driven mongodb call

tbh though that's actually a thing except they do high frequency trading and not social feed bullshit

pfft true high frequency traders are doing it in hardware. black-scholes-Verilog~~~~

# ? May 25, 2013 00:51

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

Mr Dog posted:

waiting for the hipsters to start programming in x86 asm

i mean hey it has absolutely gently caress-all type safety so they should take to it like stink on poo poo

dawww

# ? May 25, 2013 02:16

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

Mr Dog posted:

these people deserve death because they're directly contributing to the iron-heeled boot of capitalist oppression and they are smart enough to know better

lol

# ? May 25, 2013 02:16

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

Mr Dog posted:

waiting for the hipsters to start programming in x86 asm

i mean hey it has absolutely gently caress-all type safety so they should take to it like stink on poo poo

this already happened in the 90s

# ? May 25, 2013 02:27

PENETRATION TESTS: Dec 26, 2011; built upon dope and vice

so did the war in iraq.. makes u think

# ? May 25, 2013 02:40

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 11:40

Slurps Mad Rips: Jan 25, 2009; Bwaltow!

Mr Dog posted:

Assemblr v0.1 (Beta!) web framework

artisanal hand-crafted calling conventions for whatever garbage flavour-of-the-month JSON-over-REST poo poo your startup is serving this month

dont joke about this plz, i dont want to see another one of these in the wild.

http://pastebin.com/m77977315

# ? May 25, 2013 04:08

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