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I would love to work remotely, like a really good job here in the 3rd world would be like $13k/year. come on yospos hire me I must be super cheap
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I'm not serious about hiring me though, I'm terrible
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so xcode/objc... p good stuff, lets talk about it my take: the syntax is just great! NSVariables! UIWowzersLooksGood! i need some core data stat
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babies first development ecosystem
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chumpchous posted:do you accept applications from terrible developers willing to relocate Why would you want to hire someone looking to move to the south. Might as well hang up a RACIST poo poo EMPLOYEES WANTED sign
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# ? May 23, 2013 21:10 |
AWWNAW posted:my group desperately needs more developers but we're located in the American south which means we ain't finding poo poo and my boss doesn't want to hire remotely and I can kinda sympathize with him remote still being in the US? I think good communication (agile ) helps that but really it shouldn't be that bad I still kinda want to learn C# but I don't really know if I feel like making Windows Store Apps for Windows 8 Pro or Windows Phone 8 Apps for the Windows Phone 8. ASP.NET MVC gets you into the same exact realm as just doing Rails and at that point it'd probably be more worthwhile learning Play/Scala or something assuming you basically wanna say gently caress anything but the 1-2 good phones right now, how miserable is Android development? basically right now I just want to make apps/anything that's not web apps and obviously iOS is the biggest market, but there's a billion iOS apps
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learn one thing until you actually know it well and aren't sulk
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Nomnom Cookie posted:Why would you want to hire someone looking to move to the south. Might as well hang up a RACIST poo poo EMPLOYEES WANTED sign ummm there are way more black people in the south, it's like being the opposite of a racist in the north it's like "oh we're not racist, we love the 2 black people we allow to live in our gated communities"
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gucci void main posted:remote still being in the US? I think good communication (agile ) helps that but really it shouldn't be that bad android is somewhat sane if you limit yourself to > API level 14, but the docs still aren't as good as apples, and there's still nothing as good as grand central dispatch
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Nomnom Cookie posted:learn one thing until you actually know it well and aren't sulk man self control is at an historic low imo it is so hard for me to focus when you can look up anything, in any language, instantaneously
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you can drink your own pisss
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quote:Now you’re Spanish: in the country of Spain what each man pisses, he's used to brushing his teeth and red gums with, every morning, so the fact that your teeth are so polished just shows you’re the more full of piss. owned Janitor Prime fucked around with this message at 22:41 on May 23, 2013 |
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chumpchous posted:babies first development ecosystem so yeah it's easy to use whats wrong wit that? my other coding experiences consist of writing c with vim and using adobe poo poo for AS(which caused me to look into xcode/objc in the first place). Dabbled with other langs but can't really make anything with em and hoo boy get me outta here. also,
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use intellij to code java and open your eyes to the power of a real ide and the productivity of a real ecosystem
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im the vidya game written in java
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did u know you can do more than just java with eclipse?
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Jerry SanDisky posted:did u know you can do more than just java with eclipse? why would anyone use eclipse for anything else than java "let me install an ide that is bloated to hell because it has a million features for java but use it for a diff language where those features don't work" - no one ever well i guess it can quick fix ur spelling in comments lol
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c# owns especially if you want to make software people will buy and arent some awful ~*social*~ startup
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https://joindiaspora.com/posts/1653418 Just a little programmer humor for you all heh
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heh just as good as engineering humor, if you ask me
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AWWNAW posted:my group desperately needs more developers but we're located in the American south which means we ain't finding poo poo and my boss doesn't want to hire remotely and I can kinda sympathize with him yo i'll move to the south on the following conditions: 1. $1m/yr salary (so i dont have to interact or live near many plebeian southerners) 2. it should be understood that i will not participate in anything with any employees outside of work hours
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chumpchous posted:heh
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AWWNAW posted:my group desperately needs more developers but we're located in the American south which means we ain't finding poo poo and my boss doesn't want to hire remotely and I can kinda sympathize with him is it real south or northern carpet bagger south?
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AWWNAW fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Aug 20, 2013 |
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Yeah, umm, gently caress that poo poo.
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# ? May 24, 2013 03:35 |
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why would you do software in mississippi you know you can send software over the internet you could all go somewhere less poo poo like literally anywhere
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# ? May 24, 2013 03:36 |
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alabama is better than mississippi. the home state of bull connor is better than mississippi. think about that. the only reasonable thing for a mississippian to do is save up to move to anywhere else
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Bloody posted:why would you do software in mississippi same reason you'd live in central america, southeast asia or w/e only you're trading climate/nature for decent hospitals.
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Stringent posted:same reason you'd live in central america, southeast asia or w/e only you're trading climate/nature for decent hospitals. i cant think of a single reason to live in any of those places but im not involved with organized crime so
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Bloody posted:i cant think of a single reason to live in any of those places but im not involved with organized crime so cheap bath salts for your butt
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Nomnom Cookie posted:cheap bath salts for your butt run revolutions on a hobbyist level
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AWWNAW fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Aug 20, 2013 |
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AWWNAW posted:even worse is i let them relocate me from chicago where i worked from home 5 hours a week for 85k poo poo you had the job craigslist scammers advertise. maybe its not a scam???
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double ***featureVectors = new double**[windows]; i wrote this. i did this. why did i do this. what is this poo poo. gently caress.
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AWWNAW posted:Mississippi no thanks
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# ? May 28, 2013 17:32 |
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i'm a bad programmer. this is how i'm making an xml file in pythonPython code:
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lol that makes me mad irl when I look at it.
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dur posted:i'm a bad programmer. this is how i'm making an xml file in python can't you instead cook your poo poo into a hash and call to_xml on it?
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Cocoa Crispies posted:can't you instead cook your poo poo into a hash and call to_xml on it? maybe but i don't know what any of that means
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you have come to the right place pal
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