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I quite like the Donnie Darko one. The Dark Knight one in no way whatsoever suits that film. The less said about the Aliens one, the better.
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May 24, 2013 20:52
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Noxville posted:The less said about the Aliens one, the better. I actually groaned out loud when I saw that. 'sake.
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May 24, 2013 20:55
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This is a small treasure trove: http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/gallery/2013/may/24/worst-films-at-cannes
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:I like the Mulan one. The Harry Potter one would be better with a different font, I think. I'm not sure why the BTTF one is not oriented as a clock would be. Also it shows 13 o'clock for some reason. It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.
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May 24, 2013 20:56
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 Impossible. He's clearly standing.  I would get very drunk and watch this.
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May 24, 2013 21:03
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I've never seen Mulan, is there actually a scene where someone swordfights with hair? I will watch that.
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penismightier posted:I've never seen Mulan, is there actually a scene where someone swordfights with hair? I will watch that. There is a scene where she takes on a hulking barbarian armed only with a paper fan and wins. But no, that's the scene where she cuts off her hair to pass as a man so she can take he fathers' place in the army.
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May 24, 2013 21:13
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Oh, that sounds stupid.
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May 24, 2013 21:32
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Why are her hands transparent? 
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May 24, 2013 21:43
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Pigbuster posted:Why are her hands transparent? She's a ghost  When is this trendy going to die?!  
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May 24, 2013 22:03
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Desperado Bones posted:When is this trendy going to die?! Choose to ignore it.
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May 24, 2013 22:06
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penismightier posted:I've never seen Mulan, is there actually a scene where someone swordfights with hair? I will watch that. drat you, I can't see it the way you're supposed to anymore.
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I've seen Mulan and I can only see someone in a sword fight with a handful of hair. Two thumbs DOWN.
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DNS posted:This is a small treasure trove: http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/gallery/2013/may/24/worst-films-at-cannes   There are a couple other dog posters, one featuring a giant dog and a tiny lady:
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 A Talking Invisible Dog!?
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Barf Wight posted:
As a werewolf movie fan I want to see this movie but am worried that it might not be about what I want it to be about.
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May 24, 2013 23:20
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...of SCIENCE! posted:There is a scene where she takes on a hulking barbarian armed only with a paper fan and wins. But no, that's the scene where she cuts off her hair to pass as a man so she can take he fathers' place in the army. That's some pretty wonky anatomy.
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May 24, 2013 23:35
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Lance Henriksen deserves better than this, damnit.
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May 24, 2013 23:38
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That Mulan poster seriously offends me because the original poster is gorgeous. It's like Jurassic Park, you just don't try to improve that.
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Suzuki Method posted:That Mulan poster seriously offends me because the original poster is gorgeous. It's like Jurassic Park, you just don't try to improve that. That horse is fuckin' pissed, drat.
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This is the best "Mulan" poster. Such a good counterpoint to the typical Disney posters while still being in the same style. What broke Hermione's neck?
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I should clarify that my last post wasn't intended to be all bad posters. This is the thread for posters of all qualities so I chose a mixed bag. more Maniac posters:   http://i.imgur.com/CFvYhJW.jpg And a poster for an upcoming comedy*: 
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May 25, 2013 00:57
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bowser posted:And a poster for an upcoming comedy*: I wish I could photoshop because I have a great idea for a fan poster for this. It looks exactly like this poster but there's an arrow pointing to the whole thing that says "PIECE OF poo poo".
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May 25, 2013 01:28
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Whoa, a VIRGIN? Ha ha ha ha!
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The trailer is pretty funny but I like stupid movies like that.
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They look like people from the Sims
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*It doesn't look very funny. Ah well, at least its a real photo and not a photoshop composite...I think.
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bowser posted:And a poster for an upcoming comedy*: Yes, because being a virgin is as bad as being a drug dealer. Brilliant!
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May 25, 2013 03:07
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bowser posted:And a poster for an upcoming comedy*:
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Canned Panda posted:Yes, because being a virgin is as bad as being a drug dealer. Brilliant! No see because teenage boys are all supposed to be having sex. But if they're girls that makes them whores. edit: August 9th is the day my father died. It's an omen!
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So, I found this fake criterion. And I don't know what to think exactly.
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Canned Panda posted:Yes, because being a virgin is as bad as being a drug dealer. Brilliant! Hit a bit close to home, bucky? 
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Alouicious posted:Hit a bit close to home, bucky? It does for me! With all the drugs I sell, I'm doing a hell of a lot more for society than posting online about Men's Rights and trying to get the government to find me a girlfriend! I'm quite frankly in shock!
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bat duck posted:So, I found this fake criterion. And I don't know what to think exactly. I know exactly what to think. That is aggressively ugly.
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screaden posted:They look like people from the Sims I expect that's the point.
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The runaway girl looks like she's an actress in her twenties trying to pass as a fourteen year old. C'mon movie, there are runaways older than that, you could at least try to make the character fit the casting a little more.
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Red Bones posted:The runaway girl looks like she's an actress in her twenties trying to pass as a fourteen year old. C'mon movie, there are runaways older than that, you could at least try to make the character fit the casting a little more. Perhaps that's the joke?
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Red Bones posted:The runaway girl looks like she's an actress in her twenties trying to pass as a fourteen year old. C'mon movie, there are runaways older than that, you could at least try to make the character fit the casting a little more.  Just a typical 14 year old.
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bowser posted:And a poster for an upcoming comedy*: Emma Roberts looks like a goddamn cartoon in this. That is some crazy photoshopping going on here.
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