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Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
The Newlyweird game with Beth, Dana, and Mr. X may be the best game the show ever did. It's got Robin flailing around not matching up with Mr. X, it's got Gary and Vinnie being total retards at judging, and it's got Artie and Dana in a better time. :unsmith:

It also has what I've found to be the hallmark of Stern show games: wildly inconsistent scoring. In a game with 6 questions being asked(before the 25pt bonus) where each right answer is 5 points, somehow both Howard/Beth and Artie/Dana ended up with scores well over the maximum of 30. This happens absolutely everywhere(Black Jeopardy, Scott's Pushup Challenge, Rock n' Roll trivia with Hank vs Gary or Hank vs Mark McGrath) and whoever runs the tallying meter for those games is likely borderline retarded.

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-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Huh, I didn't know http://www.howardstern.com/calendar existed.

Who else is looking forward to Howard bitching about coming in on a Thursday later this week? Looking forward to the Katie Couric and Jim Breuer appearances!

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
Maria Menounous better be bringing her boyfriend.
She's terrible radio, but throw him into the mix and suddenly it's captivating.

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

Manifest posted:

Maria Menounous better be bringing her boyfriend.
She's terrible radio, but throw him into the mix and suddenly it's captivating.

"*Yesss*-ah!" "*Nooo*-ah!"

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Manifest posted:

Maria Menounous better be bringing her boyfriend.
She's terrible radio, but throw him into the mix and suddenly it's captivating.

Her appearance in the tickle chair was much better than it should have been. :allears:

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
I caught up with the shows and man that Oksana interview might be the worst interview ever.

Gary must have known that there was some NDA where she couldn't talk about the Mel Gibson poo poo... the Mel Gibson poo poo being the only thing interesting to talk to Oksana about.

Richard Butt Chug was the best though. Not sure why they didn't stick a funnel in his rear end so the beer wasn't going everywhere.

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

I guess JD inserting a funnel in his rear end would have made it 'more gay' in some way?

MMMmmmMMMmmm it's got a niiice mouthfeeel

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

Yeah, especially how he he lured him in there with the hetero room.

When did Howard make the switch from saying the N word pretty often for shock value to having an issue with it? He's obviously uncomfortable in the Niggerwhat clips for example but he was pretty brazen way back when.

He used to do it just to take the piss out of censorship, he would RAIL on the words he could say, and made himself by pushing that limit. Now, he has no censor or anything to challenge and he has totally matured at this point, but mainly because he can and doesn't need to do stuff like that anymore.

OG KUSH BLUNTS
Jan 4, 2011

AxeManiac posted:

He used to do it just to take the piss out of censorship, he would RAIL on the words he could say, and made himself by pushing that limit. Now, he has no censor or anything to challenge and he has totally matured at this point, but mainly because he can and doesn't need to do stuff like that anymore.

Jon Gulbani and Nick Gerz

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Phil Thecollards

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

I had to say that out loud a few times before I got it.

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski
Niggaless Cage?

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

In case anybody else bothered to DVR Howard on Katie today, just delete it. Not worth the time. Her interview on the radio show was decent though.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
The thread on Dawg's about that Katie appearance is fantastic http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread.php/72027-Katie-C-Dance-PartY!

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Just tweeted for the first time in forever so that Ronnie and Lisa G would make out

Bababooey giving updates on the # approaching 5000 is killing me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d245oz0HOVQ
Jesus, check out Ronnie. Attack, attack!

TASTE THE PAIN!! fucked around with this message at 12:25 on May 29, 2013

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
:staredog:

Lisa G must be getting beyond desperate now. She used to be the anti-team player on the staff and 5 years ago she would have never done that ever. Hats off to both of them for going in on it.

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

I guess I'm liveposting the show today, but I think Maria Menounos might be about to mix a drink in Richard's rear end.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

Crotch Bat posted:

:staredog:

Lisa G must be getting beyond desperate now. She used to be the anti-team player on the staff and 5 years ago she would have never done that ever. Hats off to both of them for going in on it.

I think Ronnie hit the nail on the head yesterday that Lisa G has her book coming out and is desperate to promote it. It will still bomb, however.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

musclecoder posted:

I think Ronnie hit the nail on the head yesterday that Lisa G has her book coming out and is desperate to promote it. It will still bomb, however.

Artie mentioned a favorite quote of his from "Hannah and her Sisters", spoken by Max von Sydow: "Can you imagine the level of a mind that watches wrestling?" (Spoken with so much contempt for its subjects.) That's how I feel about any project Lisa G is involved with; what kind of mind could possibly give a poo poo about her life?

Mochiloc
Dec 30, 2001
Noticed a lot of Howard TV stuff getting pulled off of YouTube the past 2-3 days, guess someone is cracking down again

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

Mochiloc posted:

Noticed a lot of Howard TV stuff getting pulled off of YouTube the past 2-3 days, guess someone is cracking down again

"loving YouTube stealing all my material...hey Robin, did I tell you about the video I watched on YouPorn last night?"

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

musclecoder posted:

I think Ronnie hit the nail on the head yesterday that Lisa G has her book coming out and is desperate to promote it. It will still bomb, however.

Hahaha, someone out there is looking to get a response from her...

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Howard was complaining about writing forewords, but apparently he was more than happy to touch up Lisa's book cover.

Vakal
May 11, 2008
They played a Mike Walker voice clip today and it reminded me that one of the only good changes that actually happened to the show since Artie left was getting rid of that loving stupid game every week.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Does Howard think the Enquirer is legit news? I never understood that game since every time I see The National Enquirer it's always some bullshit like ALIENS KIDNAPPED ELVIS on the cover. I always assumed even the "true" stories from that game weren't actually true which makes the game pointless.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

an adult beverage posted:

Does Howard think the Enquirer is legit news? I never understood that game since every time I see The National Enquirer it's always some bullshit like ALIENS KIDNAPPED ELVIS on the cover. I always assumed even the "true" stories from that game weren't actually true which makes the game pointless.

You're thinking of the Weekly World News. National Enquirer is horrible celebrity-focused news, but nothing explicitly science fictional. (Although I think they have psychics and stupid poo poo of that nature.)

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
These Ronnie Sex Tips are honestly making me want to vomit.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Brocktoon posted:

These Ronnie Sex Tips are honestly making me want to vomit.

RUB YER PEE HOLE ON HER NIPPLE IT DRIVES HER WILD

Geekslinger
Jan 30, 2005

Take a nice drink.

There was a bit of a Howard ETM meltdown this morning. He said he is officially done with him on the show, but I wonder how long that will last. Debbie is probably out though she went on a tirade on both YouTube and Twitter then posted the Stern Batphone number.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

Geekslinger posted:

Take a nice drink.

There was a bit of a Howard ETM meltdown this morning. He said he is officially done with him on the show, but I wonder how long that will last.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzmIed-wFWg

So good. ETM related meltdowns are golden.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






an adult beverage posted:

Does Howard think the Enquirer is legit news? I never understood that game since every time I see The National Enquirer it's always some bullshit like ALIENS KIDNAPPED ELVIS on the cover. I always assumed even the "true" stories from that game weren't actually true which makes the game pointless.

The Enquirer basically broke the whole John Edwards love child story and everyone in the "legitimate" press thought they were bullshitting.

Geekslinger
Jan 30, 2005

GenoCanSing posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzmIed-wFWg

So good. ETM related meltdowns are golden.

On the wrap up someone asked Gary if they were going to followup on not taking his calls anymore and Gary skirted the answer a couple of times.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Geekslinger posted:

On the wrap up someone asked Gary if they were going to followup on not taking his calls anymore and Gary skirted the answer a couple of times.

Aren't they repeating the same old drama? This whole situation seems very familiar.

Edit: They're just repeating all of the classic lines ('zero point zero,' 'ungrateful'). It's not familiar, it's like Cliff Notes for ETM's entire run on the show. If Howard was really going to pull this, he should have done it years ago. This just seems very forced dramatically.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu fucked around with this message at 21:39 on May 30, 2013

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Unlike most folks in here, I was sick of ETM a long time ago.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

ETMs twitter is just a giant wall of angry capital letters. He is losing it. Oh, to be a fly on the wall in that smelly little room of his, with the crunchy bedsheets.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Squashy Nipples posted:

Unlike most folks in here, I was sick of ETM a long time ago.

Yeah, he flamed out when the show lost Artie. Howard is too soft on the Midget, and nobody can really get him to freak out like Artie did. Even today, Howard is still giving Eric too much of a break.

Advice
Feb 17, 2007

Je veux ton amour
Et je veux ton revanche
Je veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends
Yeah, Howard's schtick is basically, "Give ETM air time, let him get out two sentences, then harp for ten minutes on how he never has anything to say and ask Robin why you even take his calls. Then take his call the very next day.".

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Yeah, he flamed out when the show lost Artie.

Bye shithead.


Gets me every time.

Wasco Jr.
Jan 11, 2006

"Cut the kids in half"
Maria Menounos laugh is amazing

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Mochiloc
Dec 30, 2001
If I had no job and nothing else to do, I could sit here and read ETM's twitter all day long

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