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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Because everyone should see this match at least once:

Samoa Joe vs. Necro Butcher

IWA Mid-South, June 2005

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apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Percy Watson really really doesn't like tap water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_QDcLeyuYM

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

EugeneJ posted:

Because everyone should see this match at least once:

Samoa Joe vs. Necro Butcher

IWA Mid-South, June 2005

How does one get powerslammed on their head?

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

God Of Paradise posted:

How does one get powerslammed on their head?

He found a way!

Honestly, a better question would be how does one get up after being powerslammed on their head?

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
You know, that is how the Eskimos settle their problems? They have a fight ritual like that dumb Necro Butcher spot. Two men sit down cross from each other, and take turns ridge-handing the other guy's temple until only one person is conscious or living.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Can he overcome the odds?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN3MopWUFxU

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
The Gracies break down a recent UFC fight using CM Punk as a human dummy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuitLUK_kQ4

Decent use of his time off

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
A well earned vacation, he's looking much more rested than he did before he left. As much as I wanna see him back sooner than later, I want him to be completely ready to go without any serious nagging problems.

Durk Hendrunkqs
Dec 12, 2006

It's useless.

EugeneJ posted:

Because everyone should see this match at least once:

Samoa Joe vs. Necro Butcher

IWA Mid-South, June 2005

Crazy part is he had a match in CZW that was also violent and crazy just hours after this one. It was a IWA/CZW double header at the arena.

Fazana
Mar 5, 2011

Dancing Elephant
Instructor
JBL & Cole 26, there's extra after the credits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-C_uhwj9ms

I miss Saturday Morning Slam >.<

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxYmfMpkuu0

A cool little historical curiousity. Jon Moxley (Dean Ambrose) as a local jobber.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


VogeGandire posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxYmfMpkuu0

A cool little historical curiousity. Jon Moxley (Dean Ambrose) as a local jobber.

That's just depressing, at least Daniel Bryan jobbed to Cena on Velocity.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXShQU0DrGI
Bruno honored with Bruno Day

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

Every single day should be Bruno Day.

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIZzRQTZy8s

Payback's a bi- STONE COLD! STONE COLD! BAH GOD KING ITS STONE COLD!

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Wish I could see what people saw in Randy Orton. Dude's a great wrestler but the man has less personality than most of the midcarders.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!

Gonzo McFee posted:

Wish I could see what people saw in Randy Orton. Dude's a great wrestler but the man has less personality than most of the midcarders.

They always wanted to push him, but knew he had little personality, so they never tried to give him much more gimmick other than "sociopathic badass", which he's decent at, but it turns out that's an awesome gimmick to have in wrestling, and a breath of fresh air in a promotion full of goofy, doomed to fail, badly executed gimmicks.

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax
Randy Orton is the Call of Duty of wrestling.

Durk Hendrunkqs
Dec 12, 2006

It's useless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZt2yD7i5Fk

Doc Hendrix losing his poo poo.

Chemi
Jan 1, 2004

foppish

Gonzo McFee posted:

Wish I could see what people saw in Randy Orton. Dude's a great wrestler but the man has less personality than most of the midcarders.
He was still a boss in Evolution.

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!

:laffo: this is the greatest thing Michael Hayes has done.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



I didn't know Doc Hendrix was Delirious.

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo
So, I was reading over a list of top 50 Art of Wrestling episodes, decided to follow a link, and stumbled on this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArtNKKxVr5I

gently caress Mil Mascaras, I wanna see Terry Funk v. Power Uti now.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

That AoW episode is my favourite of all time.

"DON'T YOU DISRESPECT THE GREAT POWER UTI!"

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

VogeGandire posted:

That AoW episode is my favourite of all time.

"DON'T YOU DISRESPECT THE GREAT POWER UTI!"

Well have some of the press conference, then!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BwtA5vxTeE

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I0b3rpYAXA

Since someone in the MOTY thread mentioned it, Sheamus vs Stu Sanders (Wade Barrett) with Drew Galloway (Drew McIntyre) on commentary.

Drew is loving amazing on commentary too. His work on the indies reminds me so much of Jericho.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

VogeGandire posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I0b3rpYAXA

Since someone in the MOTY thread mentioned it, Sheamus vs Stu Sanders (Wade Barrett) with Drew Galloway (Drew McIntyre) on commentary.

Drew is loving amazing on commentary too. His work on the indies reminds me so much of Jericho.

You're so right.

:mad: Kick him in the nuts!

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Writer Cath posted:

:mad: Kick him in the nuts!

Like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_lvNzP6Xwg

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Bray Wyatt theme/Seven Nation Army mashup

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
New JBL & Cole Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBLq5PuiXGk
Hey its Shane Helms

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Man, Cesaro is even Jobbing to the Divas.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Gentlemen's Club Episode 14

Featuring another instance of "Why hasn't Quackenbush strangled Chuck Taylor for this?"

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Love his videos, but you'd think a true Kentucky Gentleman would know that bourbon isn't clear.:colbert:

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
So, rather bizarrely, this happened at my local indie last night. Followed by Nigel McGuinness doing a stand up in which he basically took the piss out of his Hep C and called a "nameless" crown-wearing WWE star a paedophile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nMD8w-6C5M

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax

PCW beating TNA to the strategy of "Give old men title reigns," it seems.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Matt Hardy has a message for bullies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqZOH4Z8ta0

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
I got to hand it to him. He must of got back from his vacation at Hidden Valley creatively refreshed. Because that was the best fat loving Fatt Hardy promo I've ever seen.

Think of how many deep fried snickers he can buy with those $100's.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

The average RoH crowd hates Matt.

Therefore I love him now.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Hardy For The Gold

the piano version of "Live for the Moment" was a nice touch

oatgan fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Jun 1, 2013

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Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005


This is magical.

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