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Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Rodrigo Diaz posted:

Sorry if it felt like I was picking on you, but the popular misconceptions surrounding the Middle Ages have influenced, and in turn been influenced by, Game of Thrones. The fact that it is, to varying degrees, based on the Wars of the Roses makes this even more annoying. So whenever I see someone saying that it is a good facsimile I tend to go all Siege of Manila on them.

I've heard that GoT has a lot in common with the Wars of the Roses. Which side ended up with more dragons, then Lancastrians or the Yorkists?

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Game of Thrones, bah. War in a fantasy setting is most accurately depicted in the works of Terry Pratchett.

And so are Famine, Pestilence and Death.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Koesj posted:

Matterhorn is harrowing. One of the best books I've ever read.

Agree 100%. Also "The Things They Carried"

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Grand Prize Winner posted:

I've heard that GoT has a lot in common with the Wars of the Roses. Which side ended up with more dragons, then Lancastrians or the Yorkists?

The tudors. One of them even married a witch.

sullat fucked around with this message at 06:26 on May 27, 2013

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Best fictional book about War is Blood Meridian.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

sullat posted:

The tudors. One of them even married a witch.

That's a mean thing to call Anne Boleyn.

Alekanderu
Aug 27, 2003

Med plutonium tvingar vi dansken på knä.

Frostwerks posted:

Best fictional book about War is Blood Meridian.

"It makes no difference what men think of war, said the judge. War endures. As well ask men what they think of stone. War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner. That is the way it was and will be. That way and not some other way."

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Alekanderu posted:

"It makes no difference what men think of war, said the judge. War endures. As well ask men what they think of stone. War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner. That is the way it was and will be. That way and not some other way."
There's a movie out there called The Profession of Arms, about the death of Giovanni of the Black Bands. It's not a good movie. It's boring, plotless, and shot in this weirdly flat manner that makes everything look like a high school play, even though the props are, as far as I can tell, well researched and authentic. Also, since I can't recognize faces, it took me half the movie to realize that the women in the film were not all the same woman and that they all had different relationships to what was going on. Meanwhile, my illegal bootleg copy was translated very poorly from the Italian.

This is a war movie literally without blood in it. The main character is a man who's most famous to history for grabbing a candelabrum while they were chopping his leg off to give them more light, and screaming at them that they were doing it wrong, and we show this scene with no blood.

I don't know. It's bad from deliberate choice, not out of incompetence. At every turn, they do something different from what I would have done.

But there are scenes that stay with me. I will never forget Giovanni laid out in state in the Vatican, alone in vast rooms, with a metallic voice echoing above him, telling out his titles as he lies dead in his armor. I think about this scene every now and then and I am saddened. As the scene is framed he is small, small.

Also, I'm pretty sure the director, when he's showing the damage that the new artillery (stand in for nuclear weapons, I think) can do to armor, makes at least one reference to The Terminator.

I'm going to go ahead and say that you guys should see this, but I don't know why.

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 10:25 on May 27, 2013

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
I actually do want to see it now. It's a well crafted read the whole way through but honestly it was really the small stuff that stuck with me in BM. Also, the combat actually seems really, really realistic. Not your typical western. I still want an HBO series.

Found the first part and presumably the rest on youtube: http://youtu.be/OZM4HDRK55s

Frostwerks fucked around with this message at 16:01 on May 27, 2013

Pyle
Feb 18, 2007

Tenno Heika Banzai

HEGEL SMOKE A J posted:

There's a movie out there called The Profession of Arms, about the death of Giovanni of the Black Bands. It's not a good movie.

I came to post this same exact movie in this thread. In my opinion Profession of Arms is an excellent movie. Good acting and slow scenes. Awesome action when they get there. There is something great about a movie that tells its story slowly and does not resort to fast cut scenes and explosive action. It is a slow, European art movie and good on its own.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
I pretty much only lurk this thread and I had to crosspost a link to it in CineD for a series I'm doing about great movies on Youtube. Profession of Arms is a great movie.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
The filming is what bugged me, I think. And not the lack of "explosive action," the lack of any action at all.

On the other hand, like I said, any European art movie that quotes The Terminator is a movie you should see at least once.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
It does come off like an unusually artful TV movie, luckily it's unusual enough that it warrants attention. It reminds me of Peter Watkins' brilliant Edvard Munch or the equally great Barry Lyndon, though that raises expectations a great deal it's well worth your time. Thanks for directing my attention to this bad boy, this is an awesome thread.

Lester B. Pearson
Jul 4, 2007

Free Marc Emery
and all other
political prisoners!

Oxford Comma posted:



The boy-king rules because his father, Tywin, is the most feared man in the Kingdom. No knights want to raise a hand to the king because they fear what his father would do.

Tywin is Joffrey's grandfather, not his father.

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

Rodrigo Diaz posted:

Sorry if it felt like I was picking on you, but the popular misconceptions surrounding the Middle Ages have influenced, and in turn been influenced by, Game of Thrones. The fact that it is, to varying degrees, based on the Wars of the Roses makes this even more annoying. So whenever I see someone saying that it is a good facsimile I tend to go all Siege of Manila on them.

This discussion is probably better suited to whatever thread about GoT, but then again you might just get drawn into a quagmire with a bunch of fans getting defensive. One possible excuse I can think of for the weaknesses you identified in GoT's depiction of feudal society is that the setting was conquered by a foreign dynasty about 200 years ago, who forcefully turned a fractured continent into a single despotic monarchy before settling into a long decline. The Targaryans may have broken up many of the systems under which society in Westeros had been organized, and tried to replace them with an absolutist "do as we say or face the dragons." With the organized church, we it, and the church is only now (as of the most recent book) reestablishing its former influence.

After they lost the dragons they hung on through inertia and conventional military power, but that eroded as well by the time of the books. It's possible that they had simply left no one else strong enough to fill the gap, leaving a broken society where might made right and no one group was strong enough to truly rule. Joffrey's absolutist behavior may just kingship in the Targaryan style, for example.

Obviously this is an apology for the setting under it's own logic, and doesn't absolve it for the sin of misrepresenting feudal society to the wider audience. Pop culture is probably a source of frustration for a medievalist!

Alekanderu
Aug 27, 2003

Med plutonium tvingar vi dansken på knä.

EvanSchenck posted:

Obviously this is an apology for the setting under it's own logic, and doesn't absolve it for the sin of misrepresenting feudal society to the wider audience. Pop culture is probably a source of frustration for a medievalist!

I'm assuming this is tongue in cheek, but it's a fantasy book. It has no obligations whatsoever to represent feudal society accurately.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Let's break out of GRRMchat for a while. Who built and maintained the roads in medieval Europe? I get the impression that the old Roman paving was frequently torn up for building materials, but what about the roadbeds themselves. Who kept the navigable? At what point after the fall of Rome did people start maintaining and building them again, and how was that organized?

edit: wrong thread, my bad.

Grand Prize Winner fucked around with this message at 00:41 on May 29, 2013

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Let's break out of GRRMchat for a while. Who built and maintained the roads in medieval Europe? I get the impression that the old Roman paving was frequently torn up for building materials, but what about the roadbeds themselves. Who kept the navigable? At what point after the fall of Rome did people start maintaining and building them again, and how was that organized?
The feudal lord, right? Weren't roads part of his or her "deal"?

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

It does come off like an unusually artful TV movie, luckily it's unusual enough that it warrants attention. It reminds me of Peter Watkins' brilliant Edvard Munch or the equally great Barry Lyndon, though that raises expectations a great deal it's well worth your time. Thanks for directing my attention to this bad boy, this is an awesome thread.
If you like that, you should really, really see The Duelists. Ridley Scott's first movie, and the screenplay's based on a short story by Joseph Conrad. Except for the 70s facial hair, it's period too. Also a good option in the "Napoleon's-soldiers-go-completely-insane" genre, Passion in the Desert.

Rodrigo Diaz
Apr 16, 2007

Knights who are at the wars eat their bread in sorrow;
their ease is weariness and sweat;
they have one good day after many bad

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Let's break out of GRRMchat for a while. Who built and maintained the roads in medieval Europe? I get the impression that the old Roman paving was frequently torn up for building materials, but what about the roadbeds themselves. Who kept the navigable? At what point after the fall of Rome did people start maintaining and building them again, and how was that organized?

Perhaps you want to ask this thread.

meatbag
Apr 2, 2007
Clapping Larry

Lester B. Pearson posted:

Tywin is Joffrey's grandfather, not his father.

His only one, to boot :v:

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

HEGEL SMOKE A J posted:

If you like that, you should really, really see The Duelists. Ridley Scott's first movie, and the screenplay's based on a short story by Joseph Conrad. Except for the 70s facial hair, it's period too. Also a good option in the "Napoleon's-soldiers-go-completely-insane" genre, Passion in the Desert.

Course I've seen The Duelists and I agree it's essential. However, I've never seen Passion in the Desert (but I have seen Abel Gance's silent classic Napoleon).

e: The Duellists

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD fucked around with this message at 23:59 on May 28, 2013

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
I enjoy The Duelists myself also.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
If we're talking fiction books, The 13th Valley by John M. Del Vecchio is a pretty solid read. There's plenty of combat scenes, but it's really great at showing the day to day life of the American infantryman in Vietnam.

The Merry Marauder
Apr 4, 2009

"But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."

VikingSkull posted:

If we're talking fiction books, The 13th Valley by John M. Del Vecchio is a pretty solid read. There's plenty of combat scenes, but it's really great at showing the day to day life of the American infantryman in Vietnam.

Yeah, I'm sure I'm not the first person to make this comparison, but Matterhorn reminded me of the 13th Valley.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

The Merry Marauder posted:

Yeah, I'm sure I'm not the first person to make this comparison, but Matterhorn reminded me of the 13th Valley.

I had actually never heard of Matterhorn until I just read the thread, plan on picking it up this weekend. However, if it's like the 13th Valley, I'm not sure I want to read it. :stare:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Is there any go to book or series of books covering the entirety of the Napoleonic Wars?

The Merry Marauder
Apr 4, 2009

"But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."

VikingSkull posted:

I had actually never heard of Matterhorn until I just read the thread, plan on picking it up this weekend. However, if it's like the 13th Valley, I'm not sure I want to read it. :stare:

It ain't uplifting, but gently caress it, man, doan' mean nuthin'.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Is there any go to book or series of books covering the Napoleonic Wars?

Historical fiction? A bunch. A huge number if you enjoy sea stories.

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Can someone tell me about Grenadier regiments? I've not seen them shown in any popular media so I'm having a hard time working out what they did exactly. Am I to understand they had no guns, but threw grenades into enemy troops in Napoleonic battles? Or had they already switched to being a normal regiment by this time?

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Bitter Mushroom posted:

Can someone tell me about Grenadier regiments? I've not seen them shown in any popular media so I'm having a hard time working out what they did exactly. Am I to understand they had no guns, but threw grenades into enemy troops in Napoleonic battles? Or had they already switched to being a normal regiment by this time?
19th century grenadiers didn't actually use grenades, they were the designated shock troops. Soldiers in grenadier companies were selected for size and experience and used when getting in on top of the enemy and beating him to death with a musket butt was the preferred offensive tactic.

Rent-A-Cop fucked around with this message at 02:36 on May 29, 2013

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Rent-A-Cop posted:

19th century grenadiers didn't actually use grenades, they were the designated shock troops. Soldiers in grenadier companies were selected for size and experience and used when getting in on top of the enemy and beating him to death with a musket butt was the preferred offensive tactic.
The grenades thing is 17th century (and earlier!), most valuable during sieges.

And you don't just throw them, you can also fire them out of grenade launchers:



http://therifleshoppe.com/catalog_pages/hand_mortar/hand_mortar_(819).htm

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Is there any go to book or series of books covering the entirety of the Napoleonic Wars?

The Patrick O'Brian novels start in, I think, 1803 and go until the end. Of course, the Napoleonic Wars is sort of what's going on in the background, but still, it's a good series.

Shade2142
Oct 10, 2012

Rollin'
I recommend this if you like alternate history fiction, by harry turtledove. http://www.amazon.com/The-Iron-Heart-Harry-Turtledove/dp/B007MXWE2K

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Rent-A-Cop posted:

19th century grenadiers didn't actually use grenades, they were the designated shock troops. Soldiers in grenadier companies were selected for size and experience and used when getting in on top of the enemy and beating him to death with a musket butt was the preferred offensive tactic.

Napoleonic Grenadiers were also usually held in reserve during the battles and sent in at critical moments. They were more Shock Elite troops in this era that demolitions specialists of the past.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

sullat posted:

The Patrick O'Brian novels start in, I think, 1803 and go until the end. Of course, the Napoleonic Wars is sort of what's going on in the background, but still, it's a good series.

What the, no I mean actual nonfiction history.

Bacarruda
Mar 30, 2011

Mutiny!?! More like "reinterpreted orders"

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

What the, no I mean actual nonfiction history.

Osprey Publishing had a four book series on the Napoleonic Wars. They're short books and not particularly in depth, but they're a good place to get you footing before reading something more weighty.

http://www.ospreypublishing.com/store/The-Napoleonic-Wars-(4)_9781841764313

THE LUMMOX
Nov 29, 2004
I'd like to make a strong warning about buying Osprey milhist books on Kindle.

I can't speak to the quality of the print material but the way they format maps (chopping up a large map into 6 or so pages without any concern for if the cut lines run right through a valuable piece of information like an X or a squad) makes them unreadable on Kindle. I basically have to screenshot each page and photoshop it into a coherent map to actually make sense of it. There is a little "thumbnail" on each page that shows the entire map but it's zoomed out so far and is so low res that it's basically useless.



Like what the poo poo am I supposed to do with this "page"? It's just super lazy and not acceptable for a digital product that costs :10bux:

They didn't respond to my polite and constructive email about this matter either :argh:

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Osprey, A decent light source of mil hist stuff but a lot of us will agree they do need to try harder sometimes.

They have a pretty good drat artists with an eye for detail though. Look at all them ~uniforms~ and ~weapons~.

Bacarruda
Mar 30, 2011

Mutiny!?! More like "reinterpreted orders"

SeanBeansShako posted:

Osprey, A decent light source of mil hist stuff but a lot of us will agree they do need to try harder sometimes.

They have a pretty good drat artists with an eye for detail though. Look at all them ~uniforms~ and ~weapons~.

Oh, for sure. I wouldn't use them for anything beyond a "hey that looks interesting, I'd like to learn more about that" *goes and buys a proper, in-depth history book*

And yes, they do have pretty pictures.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
I'm always more interested in the tables of organization and equipment. I don't care too much for the uniforms.

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HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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I really enjoyed the one on the Reiselaeufer. And the one on the earliest history of handguns. But I don't read books with pictures in them on Kindle either.

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