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Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Mans posted:

That picture has six thousand replies now. Someone said that the confederate waver might just like country music while the rainblow waving flag waver might be a member of an anti U.S. code pink (what the hell is this) organization.

This is, by far, not the dumbest post in that picture by the way.

I could probably drink myself into a coma trying to find the dumbest reply to that Takei post. That one just stood out to me as dumb when I clicked on it (it was the highest-rated at the time).

Not long after I screencapped that post, someone else replied saying "Anyone notice most of the people calling to oppress free speech are from California? Just sayin' :tinfoil:"

Jerry Manderbilt has a new favorite as of 06:43 on Jun 2, 2013

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Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe
I was left completely speechless by this exchange I just witnessed. She's not joking at all. She doesn't talk about much of anything, on Facebook or in real life, without bringing praising Jesus/casting out demons into it.


Apparently Lucifer was the most pimped-out angel ever.

I thought that was it, but she's added even more Bible verses and another post about owls since I took this second screenshot. I'm really, really surprised she didn't comment on the other person's marriage equality profile picture. But that might just be because she doesn't yet know what the red equal sign thing stands for.





I think this second one is making GBS threads on Baptists for totally being freemasons or something?

I have no problem with religion and am a theist myself (albeit a waaaaay different kind), but this woman is straight-up loving crazy. I don't know how you can get to adulthood and still believe that there are witches who literally turn into owls because of EVIL. (What do they even do in owl form? Sit on branches and look cool? Eat shrews?)

Also, I'm kind of curious how the gently caress she would know exactly what the "mark of the beast" looks like, but I refuse to ask.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo


Not removing names because gently caress that. Worse yet the OP is working towards becoming a police officer.

I gotta say though, I reported that last comment and literally within seconds Facebook let me know that they had removed it and messaged him saying that it was inappropriate. Good job Facebook!

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

Mans posted:

That picture has six thousand replies now. Someone said that the confederate waver might just like country music while the rainblow waving flag waver might be a member of an anti U.S. code pink (what the hell is this) organization.

If you're asking about the use of the word "pink", that comes from the slang "pinko" which basically means "socialist." Pink is a lighter shade than red, and socialism is a lighter version of communism.

Yeah Bro
Feb 4, 2012

Segmentation Fault posted:

If you're asking about the use of the word "pink", that comes from the slang "pinko" which basically means "socialist." Pink is a lighter shade than red, and socialism is a lighter version of communism.

Code Pink is an NGO with a predominantly anti-war focus. They were in the news lately because a member of theirs heckled Obama during a speech about Guantanamo Bay. Given that they are an anti-war organization, it's pretty obvious why a racist POS would call them an anti-American hate group.

Evelyn Nesbit
Jul 8, 2012

Telemaze posted:



I think this second one is making GBS threads on Baptists for totally being freemasons or something?


I assume that's actually referring to the Bohemian Club, which is kind of similar to freemasonry, but actually a totally different thing. I read a really interesting article by a journalist who infiltrated Bohemian Grove (which is a three-week retreat they have annually), but I don't think that it's the same one she's linked to, considering that his main conclusion was "these guys are kind of dorks".

Themata
Dec 10, 2011

If you want a pizza this pie
You can crust that
I won't cheese on you
Dance on the groove flour
And I'll give you a disco-unt

Law posted:



Not removing names because gently caress that. Worse yet the OP is working towards becoming a police officer.

I gotta say though, I reported that last comment and literally within seconds Facebook let me know that they had removed it and messaged him saying that it was inappropriate. Good job Facebook!

This and your crosspost in the Feminism thread led me to the link to Facebook's new policy and oh man, the comments are just swarms and swarms of MRAs (a lot of comments by the same people over and over) and :pedophiles: but there's no way I'm reading all of it or pasting the entire thing with how many there are (you can see it here).

But this fellow right here caught my attention almost immediately.


This fedora wearing hipster's Facebook reveals an all too unsurprising MRA den


e: Another with a shittily drawn self portrait? This one has been at it since the beginning.

:stare:

Themata has a new favorite as of 09:33 on Jun 2, 2013

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Telemaze posted:

I have no problem with religion and am a theist myself (albeit a waaaaay different kind), but this woman is straight-up loving crazy. I don't know how you can get to adulthood and still believe that there are witches who literally turn into owls because of EVIL. (What do they even do in owl form? Sit on branches and look cool? Eat shrews?)

Maybe she just got way too much into Twin Peaks.
"The owls are not what they seem."

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Telemaze posted:

Apparently Lucifer was the most pimped-out angel ever.

I had way too much fun making this, and I apologize.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Themata posted:

This and your crosspost in the Feminism thread led me to the link to Facebook's new policy and oh man, the comments are just swarms and swarms of MRAs (a lot of comments by the same people over and over) and :pedophiles: but there's no way I'm reading all of it or pasting the entire thing with how many there are (you can see it here).

I didn't even have to go to this guy's profile. This is all just in the latest 50 comments.







:fuckoff:

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

kirbysuperstar posted:

I didn't even have to go to this guy's profile. This is all just in the latest 50 comments.


Given all the misspellings and typos, I like to imagine him just mashing words out in a huge impotent ragefest.

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.

kirbysuperstar posted:

I didn't even have to go to this guy's profile. This is all just in the latest 50 comments.

Idiots on Facebook: THIS IS HATE SPEACH

Why the hell post all those consecutive short answers? Drowning out everything else?

Strange Charm
Apr 6, 2008

I tried reporting one of his comment for hate speech and it worked. I think the anti-bigotry activism is paying off, so kudos to all the pages and groups who have been pushing for Facebook to improve its policies.

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

socilest butthomo posted:

I tried reporting one of his comment for hate speech and it worked. I think the anti-bigotry activism is paying off, so kudos to all the pages and groups who have been pushing for Facebook to improve its policies.

Are you sure you didn't put him on ignore? I don't think you can see someone's posts after reporting them.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Evelyn Nesbit posted:

I assume that's actually referring to the Bohemian Club, which is kind of similar to freemasonry, but actually a totally different thing. I read a really interesting article by a journalist who infiltrated Bohemian Grove (which is a three-week retreat they have annually), but I don't think that it's the same one she's linked to, considering that his main conclusion was "these guys are kind of dorks".

That may be Jon Ronson. His book Them goes on about loads of conspiracy theorists and how they often come back to the Jews, except for David Icke, who Ronson is convinced believes that the Royal Family actually are twelve-foot reptilian aliens.


Telemaze posted:

I was left completely speechless by this exchange I just witnessed. She's not joking at all. She doesn't talk about much of anything, on Facebook or in real life, without bringing praising Jesus/casting out demons into it.


Apparently Lucifer was the most pimped-out angel ever.

I thought that was it, but she's added even more Bible verses and another post about owls since I took this second screenshot. I'm really, really surprised she didn't comment on the other person's marriage equality profile picture. But that might just be because she doesn't yet know what the red equal sign thing stands for.





I think this second one is making GBS threads on Baptists for totally being freemasons or something?

I have no problem with religion and am a theist myself (albeit a waaaaay different kind), but this woman is straight-up loving crazy. I don't know how you can get to adulthood and still believe that there are witches who literally turn into owls because of EVIL. (What do they even do in owl form? Sit on branches and look cool? Eat shrews?)

Also, I'm kind of curious how the gently caress she would know exactly what the "mark of the beast" looks like, but I refuse to ask.

The Pope: invites demonic forces.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

TinTower posted:

The Pope: invites demonic forces.


For what it's worth, a lot of those people actually believe that the catholic church is a tool of the devil or what have you.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

FrozenVent posted:

For what it's worth, a lot of those people actually believe that the catholic church is a tool of the devil or what have you.

They'll probably also say that Muslims worship a moon god.



(I just really wanted an excuse to post this)

Strange Charm
Apr 6, 2008

Mans posted:

Are you sure you didn't put him on ignore? I don't think you can see someone's posts after reporting them.
No, I went through the whole process of reporting it and then got a notification that it had been removed.

bpower
Feb 19, 2011
Tread desperately needs a fire fighting palate cleanser. Just sayin'!!

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.


Titanic Guy continues his adventures....

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

OldMemes posted:



Titanic Guy continues his adventures....

I want to mentally replace this with "Making everyone watch a BRONY documentary in the staff room :)"

But I can't, he's just so awesome I can't think of it like that.

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:

OldMemes posted:



Titanic Guy continues his adventures....

C'mon man, no one wants to watch a documentary, just put on "Titanic" or "A Night to Remember"

Goosed it.
Nov 3, 2011

OldMemes posted:



Titanic Guy continues his adventures....

I met the Canadian version of Titanic Guy. I told him that I'd never seen the movie and he looked like I'd told him the saddest story of all time.

I don't have him on Facebook though.

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.


She must spend her weekends at Barnes and Noble, moving the Harry Potter books to the Nonfiction section.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

What does she have against peace signs?

Royal W
Jun 20, 2008

hyperhazard posted:

What does she have against peace signs?

I've heard people say that the "bird foot in a circle" peace sign is actually a broken, upside-down cross. Double blasphemy whammy! :tinfoil:

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
I wanna take one of these "Everything is a satanic symbol!" people with me to a black metal concert. This is a band I saw last year, Behemoth:



EDIT: Just to kill it before it comes up, bottom dude isn't a skin head, he's a chemo patient.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Background: In the first game of the Eastern Conference Finals last night, a Pittsburg player made a big hit on a Boston Bruins player, and got a big penalty because of it.


If you look at his Twitter, it's full of backpedaling and apologizing after the fact, but then he goes back around to being proud of it because now he's "internet famous," or something. :rolleyes:

I guess he also got booted from his lovely local band:
http://www.torontosun.com/2013/06/02/angry-tweet-about-bombing-after-cooke-hit-causes-band-to-fire-singer

hate pants
Jul 17, 2012

FUCK PANTS 4 LYFE
Here's a weird gun argument from December of last year. I know it's really long, but stick with it, it's worth it. Particularly, look at the insanity of brown and grey:





Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

I wanna take one of these "Everything is a satanic symbol!" people with me to a black metal concert. This is a band I saw last year, Behemoth:

Just get them a copy of their next album.

It's "The Satanist".

Condoleezza Nice!
Jan 4, 2010

Lite som Robin Hood
fast inte

hate pants posted:

Here's a weird gun argument from December of last year. I know it's really long, but stick with it, it's worth it. Particularly, look at the insanity of brown and grey:







Imagine every single inmate as Tom Hanks in Cast Away. :qq: WILSON! :qq:

Treguna Mekoides
Jun 17, 2008

A witch is always a lady except when circumstances dictate otherwise.

hate pants posted:

Here's a weird gun argument from December of last year. I know it's really long, but stick with it, it's worth it. Particularly, look at the insanity of brown and grey:
:words:

I love it when people reveal themselves to be huge, self-important dicks that don't actually know the issue. :allears: Especially when they backpedal so fiercely because they know they've been figured out to be condescending only because they think you're female.

I thought I was an idiot through most of college because my "smart" friends and classmates often condescended horribly to me, regardless of my work or thoughts. Weirdly, the only woman I ever met with that kind of bombastic, bullshit conservative (for some reason it's either libertarians/conservatives or atheist socialists that still manage to be socially conservative and privileged who behave this way) elocution was also a huge Rand fan. Make of that what you will, I guess.

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer

DrBouvenstein posted:

Background: In the first game of the Eastern Conference Finals last night, a Pittsburg player made a big hit on a Boston Bruins player, and got a big penalty because of it.


If you look at his Twitter, it's full of backpedaling and apologizing after the fact, but then he goes back around to being proud of it because now he's "internet famous," or something. :rolleyes:

I guess he also got booted from his lovely local band:
http://www.torontosun.com/2013/06/02/angry-tweet-about-bombing-after-cooke-hit-causes-band-to-fire-singer

The band statements are hilarious, they were a, from what I read, a lovely no name band trying to capitalize on one dudes idiocy. They canceled all their upcoming shows, they can't have that many fans that cared.

Backup Snacks
Jan 27, 2006

WHO THE FUCK TOLD ME NOT TO SPOKE?
Reading an article about Roy Hibbert saying "no homo" and his half rear end apology, decide to read the comments to subject myself to what was sure to be full of idiotic things. Stumbled upon this guy. It's a weird crop job but the comment, profile picture, and job entry make it that much better (worse?)

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Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Telemaze posted:

I was left completely speechless by this exchange I just witnessed. She's not joking at all. She doesn't talk about much of anything, on Facebook or in real life, without bringing praising Jesus/casting out demons into it.


Apparently Lucifer was the most pimped-out angel ever.

I thought that was it, but she's added even more Bible verses and another post about owls since I took this second screenshot. I'm really, really surprised she didn't comment on the other person's marriage equality profile picture. But that might just be because she doesn't yet know what the red equal sign thing stands for.





I think this second one is making GBS threads on Baptists for totally being freemasons or something?

I have no problem with religion and am a theist myself (albeit a waaaaay different kind), but this woman is straight-up loving crazy. I don't know how you can get to adulthood and still believe that there are witches who literally turn into owls because of EVIL. (What do they even do in owl form? Sit on branches and look cool? Eat shrews?)

Also, I'm kind of curious how the gently caress she would know exactly what the "mark of the beast" looks like, but I refuse to ask.

If she thinks that peace signs (of all things) are demonic, what's her opinion on those cool Chinese guardian lion/foo dog statues?

Kaiju Cage Match has a new favorite as of 21:44 on Jun 2, 2013

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.
Yup, getting really worried about him.
To be fair, almost all of the comments were calling him out on it. His defense? Free speech! :reddit:

Trash Boat
Dec 28, 2012

VROOM VROOM

So in light of Facebook's recent decision to more strongly moderate posts depicting domestic violence, one of the resident MRA's on my feed decided to share this rambling, barely coherent video about how it's all just feminist mind-control, as well as explaining the subtle intricacies of lovely image macros.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54jlFRzsTcs

And on a lighter note...

bpower posted:

Tread desperately needs a fire fighting palate cleanser. Just sayin'!!

Can do. Have some more Firefighter Guy.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Trash Boat posted:

Can do. Have some more Firefighter Guy.



Goddamn I wish I had a goal in life that made me half as enthusiastic :unsmith:

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013
I wish I was friends with that dude, he seems so god drat positive. :)

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I bet Titanic guy and firefighter dude would be the best friends.

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