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There's a cartoon for Jacob Two-Two where Bret "The Hitman" Hart voices the Hooded Fang. His voice doesn't work at all for it but it's still pretty cool he did it.
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Paper Jam Dipper posted:There's a cartoon for Jacob Two-Two where Bret "The Hitman" Hart voices the Hooded Fang. His voice doesn't work at all for it but it's still pretty cool he did it. Also he looked like this:  I seem to remember the cartoon being pretty decent.
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For "Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia" you can have either this: or this!   EDIT: Google Translate says that Turkish one is just "Bring the Head." 
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Jun 2, 2013 22:18
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I actually forgot I saw Bring me the Head, it's so repulsive. Awesome movie.
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Jun 2, 2013 22:30
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Bring Me the Tiny Head and Gigantic Locket of Alfredo Garcia
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turtlecrunch posted:...Next to it is the obligatory Mondo version, also starring one of the Children of the Corn. Why the heck is that Graboid emblazoned with a freaking heartagram? (just above the little girls head)  What is going on here? I'm so confused.
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Jun 3, 2013 00:57
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ShufflerZero posted:Why the heck is that Graboid emblazoned with a freaking heartagram? (just above the little girls head) You're seeing things. There's some vaguely triangular cross hatching, but nothing that resembles a heartagram in any real way.
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Jun 3, 2013 01:40
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Fourteen: Let's play "Pitch the Die Hard rip-off"! I'll start: It's like Die Hard, but with... a Plane  a Battleship  a Hockey Stadium  a Prison  a Shopping Mall  a Department Store and crossed eyes  Hoover Dam  Beverly Hills  a High School  an Oil Rig  a Museum  a Ski Resort  a Water Plant  (a Ferry pretending to be) a Cruise Ship  Outer Space  a Beauty Pagent  Boobs  a G-String (it says so right on the box) 
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Jun 3, 2013 05:34
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Putting "the female version of Die Hard" on the cover of "Hard to Die" seems...redundant, or something.
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I thought that the most hilarious one would be the one that stars Corey Haim and Alan Thicke. then I scrolled down and saw that one of them had Andrew Dice Clay. Seriously, whose loving idea was that?
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CPL593H posted:I thought that the most hilarious one would be the one that stars Corey Haim and Alan Thicke. then I scrolled down and saw that one of them had Andrew Dice Clay. Did someone mention Alan Thicke, Pride of Canada? 
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Jun 3, 2013 06:10
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Hey FYI guys, Dangerous Game is Die Hard set within a department store.
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Jun 3, 2013 06:23
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Kramjacks posted:Hey FYI guys, Dangerous Game is Die Hard set within a department store. Where do they keep all those christmas decorations for the rest of the year anyway?
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Jun 3, 2013 06:42
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You left the one on a train with Segal.
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I was honestly disappointed when "on a plane" wasn't just Die Hard 2, although I guess that's more like "with a plane".
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Jun 3, 2013 08:01
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Lethal Tender is the most wonderful title for a film I have ever seen.
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Paper Jam Dipper posted:Did someone mention Alan Thicke, Pride of Canada? Alan Thicke has been overshadowed by the presence of David Faustino.
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Browsing a poster database brought me this movie, which by all accounts sounds terrible. I like the posters, though.  
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ShufflerZero posted:
That movie shouldn't be ripping off Die Hard, it should star legendary Welsh porn star Dai Hard.
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Jun 3, 2013 19:08
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 This is the Hard To Die cover I had. This is really Sorority House Massacre 3, they took the script for part 2 and just changed the location. It's almost the same movie word for word, even has the same cast. Only the last 10 minutes are different. Also here's a yawn worthy poster. 
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Crowetron posted:Lethal Tender is the most wonderful title for a film I have ever seen. Was going to post this. The play on words, the contrast between something being lethal but also tender, and the images of people being killed with paper money or coins. Magnificent.
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You forgot Die Hard on a mountain: http://robertreviewsstuff.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/cliffhanger-1.gif
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Slasherfan posted:This is really Sorority House Massacre 3, they took the script for part 2 and just changed the location. It's almost the same movie word for word, even has the same cast. Only the last 10 minutes are different. You mean just like the other Die Hards? It fits in nicely. I'd say that makes it canon. :P
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Paper Jam Dipper posted:Did someone mention Alan Thicke, Pride of Canada? That sure is a selective X-Ray machine!   I want to see this movie!  In spite of getting equal billing on the posters, Yaphet didn't get his picture on them.
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Barometer posted:
How have I not heard of this movie? I seriously had no idea until now the Bobby Womack song was a film theme.
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Jun 3, 2013 22:23
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Criminal Minded posted:How have I not heard of this movie? If you've seen Jackie Brown, you kinda have... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0MsKEd6fkk
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Jun 3, 2013 22:25
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Across 110th Street is sick as hell. Both it and Gordon's War are awesome movies.
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Barometer posted:
Directed by Ossie Davis? That Ossie Davis?
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Criminal Minded posted:How have I not heard of this movie? I seriously had no idea until now the Bobby Womack song was a film theme. It's a really cool movie. Nasty and grimy with some killer location shooting of 70s Harlem. Here's the opening, which features a funkier version of the title song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPPfyWXVGtQ Also, I loving love the poster for it.
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Jedit posted:Directed by Ossie Davis? That Ossie Davis? The Internet Movie Database says yes it is!
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Gordon's War is fun, Across 110th Street is a masterpiece.
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penismightier posted:Gordon's War is fun, Across 110th Street is a masterpiece. I haven't seen either of them, but from watching the opening to each on youtube I think I'd agree. Also, I forgot one I meant to post;  All I remember about this movie was him running back and forth across town and a woman saying the titular line, "You got a sweet, sweet back"
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Barometer posted:I haven't seen either of them, but from watching the opening to each on youtube I think I'd agree. 
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John Cusack is nothing if not a fake Nic Cage.
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Barometer posted:Also, I forgot one I meant to post; That movie is nigh on unwatchable, but this is quite good: 
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Barometer posted:I haven't seen either of them, but from watching the opening to each on youtube I think I'd agree. http://youtu.be/96WE2Nj-k-U This the opening you were talking about for Across 110th?
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:John Cusack is nothing if not a fake Nic Cage. I always thought of him as more of a fake Kevin Spacey.
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TheJoker138 posted:I always thought of him as more of a fake Kevin Spacey. He's more what we expected Matthew Broderick to end up being.
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This is the best movie still I have ever seen in my life.
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