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iqarus
Mar 31, 2008
im sure you could fool some people by putting duc stickers on one of these



megelli 250r

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

iqarus posted:

im sure you could fool some people by putting duc stickers on one of these



megelli 250r

Go the whole hog and put Harris or Spondon stickers on it, that was the first thing I thought when I saw the trellis swingarm.

Here4DaGangBang
Dec 3, 2004

I beat my dick like it owes me money!

Shouting Melon owns a VTR250.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?

iqarus posted:

im sure you could fool some people by putting duc stickers on one of these



megelli 250r

In my experience you could fool most people by leaving all of the manufacturer stickers on any bike and just telling people "Yeah, it's Ducati"

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

nsaP posted:

In my experience you could fool most people by leaving all of the manufacturer stickers on any bike and just telling people "Yeah, it's Ducati"

This is true. I've had people ask if my bike is a Honda, despite the giant YAMAHA sticker on the windscreen.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
Pretty much. Half the people where I work think my 675 is a Ducati because it's red and doesn't have a Japanese name.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Here4DaGangBang posted:

Shouting Melon owns a VTR250.

Shows what I know!

AncientTV
Jun 1, 2006

for sale custom bike over a billion invested

College Slice
Someone asked if my all-black SV650 was an Iron 883.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
I refuse to believe that is real.

KodiakRS
Jul 11, 2012

:stonk:

BlackMK4 posted:

Pretty much. Half the people where I work think my 675 is a Ducati because it's red and doesn't have a Japanese name.

I owned a red Ducati and there were a number of times people implied it was Japanese. Apparently there are two companies that manufacture motorcycles: Harley Davidson and Japan.

Guinness
Sep 15, 2004



:patriot:

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
NVR4GT

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

KodiakRS posted:

I owned a red Ducati and there were a number of times people implied it was Japanese. Apparently there are two companies that manufacture motorcycles: Harley Davidson and Japan.

"Never trust a bike whose name ends in a vowel" - someone whose Triumph's pistons tried to make an escape through his crankcase.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

goddamnedtwisto posted:

"Never trust a bike whose name ends in a vowel" - someone whose Triumph's pistons tried to make an escape through his crankcase.

Husaberg for life

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


goddamnedtwisto posted:

"Never trust a bike whose name ends in a vowel" - someone whose Triumph's pistons tried to make an escape through his crankcase.

Can we sometimes trust Harley, then?

ddiddles
Oct 21, 2008

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I

That poor, poor kickstand.

Icept
Jul 11, 2001

Man, that is a lot of stuff bolted to that freedom machine. But I guess the broadest shoulders should carry the heaviest burden :patriot:

Well Played Mauer
Jun 1, 2003

We'll always have Cabo

Icept posted:

But I guess the broadest shoulders should carry the heaviest burden :patriot:

that's some socialist bullshit right there.

Tamir Lenk
Nov 25, 2009


The journey ends, when you stop BELEVN.

AncientTV
Jun 1, 2006

for sale custom bike over a billion invested

College Slice
It says 9ELEVN

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

AncientTV posted:

It says 9ELEVN

IT DOES?!

Tamir Lenk
Nov 25, 2009


Holy poo poo. That's even better. :911:

Strife
Apr 20, 2001

What the hell are YOU?
What's with the padding below the windshield? Or are those pockets? What the hell.

clutchpuck
Apr 30, 2004
ro-tard
Yep they're pockets. In case you haven't experienced a pocket, you put stuff in them.

That's pretty much a stock looking Ultra Classic with a couple catalog accessories. The only thing "stupid" is the plate number, but as far as vanity plates go I wouldn't look twice at that one.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
clutchpuck is right, that is a picture of a motorcycle.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012


Are these heavier than a Goldwing/concours/big bmw?

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Slavvy posted:

Are these heavier than a Goldwing/concours/big bmw?

Well it is a Harley :haw:

E: According to the HD website, shipped weight is 882lbs. "In running order" is 911lbs. That just makes the plate even better.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Pope Mobile posted:

Well it is a Harley :haw:

E: According to the HD website, shipped weight is 882lbs. "In running order" is 911lbs. That just makes the plate even better.

400kg coupled with all of 65hp. Sweet mother of god.

clutchpuck
Apr 30, 2004
ro-tard

Slavvy posted:

Are these heavier than a Goldwing/concours/big bmw?

Comparing apples to apples: Goldwings are 904lbs wet, Yamaha Royal Star Ventures are 805 dry (so 850ish wet?), Victory Vision Tour is about 850 dry (so right up there, wet), Kawasaki Vulcan Voyager is about 880 dry. There's nothing really super-extra-heavy about the Ultra when you look at other similar bikes.

The Concours and Ks are on the "sport" end of touring, so they're all a couple hundred lbs lighter.

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

yeah but a goldwing also has like 160ftlbs torque

Harley tourers, man. 900 pounds of ostentatious chrome with no balls to lug it around. They're like a racist old man's two-wheeled Florida donk.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
BMW K1600GTL is listed as 768 wet.

clutchpuck
Apr 30, 2004
ro-tard

Xovaan posted:

Harley tourers, man. 900 pounds of ostentatious chrome with no balls to lug it around. They're like a racist old man's two-wheeled Florida donk.

This is ignoring the million lbs of torque right off idle. Have you rode one? They're set up really well for what they're indended to do.

The newer ones with the TC 103 put like 90 lbft to the ground at about 3k RPM, stock. In their element - basically open highway - they run pretty effortlessly however fast you want to go. Yeah, they're heavy, but when you're pushing air on the interstate at 85mph, the weight isn't really a big factor. They'll keep right up with a 450lb 100hp Buell with boxes, at least when the rider decides he wants to turn more than 2500 rpm.

Their heft lends them well to towing and not getting blown around on the plains.

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.
I guess you're right - when you tow them to Sturgis the weight really does help keep the trailer from moving around :buddy:

Dake Darkstalker
Mar 11, 2013

Z3n posted:

I guess you're right - when you tow them to Sturgis the weight really does help keep the trailer from moving around :buddy:

That's cold right there.

clutchpuck
Apr 30, 2004
ro-tard
I can't get behind trailering to anywhere but the orv trails. Especially a bike built to cross continents.

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

90ftlbs of torque off the line is still pretty boring. My bike weighs nearly 500lbs less and does that too. :v:

In other news, an ex-Buell marketing director added me on LinkedIn and it made me giggle!

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

I made the mistake of talking about bikes with my barber today. He and another dude were talking about his son's admittedly sick looking sportster, with some wicked-rear end skulls air brushed on the tank. I mentioned I had just bought an sv650 and was really enjoying it. He asked if that was "a crotch rocket". I told him no it was a standard, and then had to explain what a "standard" riding position was.

I mean, its sitting underneath my crotch and is pretty fast, but that's true of any fast bike I suppose. All fast bikes are crotch rockets.



edit:


Uh are these not available in America or something? Why would you do this to me Honda?

ADINSX fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Jun 6, 2013

The Royal Nonesuch
Nov 1, 2005

ADINSX posted:

I made the mistake of talking about bikes with my barber today. He and another dude were talking about his son's admittedly sick looking sportster, with some wicked-rear end skulls air brushed on the tank. I mentioned I had just bought an sv650 and was really enjoying it. He asked if that was "a crotch rocket". I told him no it was a standard, and then had to explain what a "standard" riding position was.

I mean, its sitting underneath my crotch and is pretty fast, but that's true of any fast bike I suppose. All fast bikes are crotch rockets.


I think we must all accept that to a vast majority of Americans, bikes are either Harleys or "crotch rockets". I ride a Sportster and have quickly realized this when people say "It's just good you didn't get a crotch rocket!!!". When I explain that I have always loved the Sportster styling but that it's my starter bike, and that my lottery bikes are a CBR-1000/1199 Panigale/BMW S1000RR they get very confused... especially when I try to explain that I plan on partially transitioning with a KTM 690SM.

Unless they're hip. Then they just grin :v:

Retarted Pimple
Jun 2, 2002

The Royal Nonesuch posted:

I think we must all accept that to a vast majority of Americans, bikes are either Harleys or "crotch rockets".
Or dirt bikes, if I have to explain the KLR to someone, I've given up saying dual sport, enduro or on/off road and just say dirt bike now. The next question is usually "You can ride that on the street?".

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Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Retarded Pimp posted:

Or dirt bikes, if I have to explain the KLR to someone, I've given up saying dual sport, enduro or on/off road and just say dirt bike now. The next question is usually "You can ride that on the street?".

"It's like a really big, street legal dirt bike."

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