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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:



Telegraph:



Independent:


After Caravaggio.

:siren: Stephen Collins: :siren:

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Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Cloud Potato posted:

:siren: Stephen Collins: :siren:



You'd think we'd have learned our lesson from the last chart-topping frog.

Private Eye
Jul 12, 2010

Don't be so bloody gay, Cambo

I'm considering sending this to a lecturer at my uni (he's one of the coauthors on the paper) and thanking him for contributing to the discovery because it enabled this cartoon.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Cloud Potato posted:

:siren: Stephen Collins: :siren:



:swoon:


Observer:

Raising the stakes in Syria.
Chris Riddell on European aims to arm the rebels in Syria's increasingly bloody civil war.

Sunday Telegraph:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Yesterday's Independent on Sunday:



Guardian:


BBC: Peers suspended over lobbying claims; Matt Smith to leave Doctor Who at the end of year.

Telegraph:



Independent:

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Cloud Potato posted:

Yesterday's Independent on Sunday:



What the hell is this in reference to? Is it just "YOU CAN FIND THINGS ON GOOGLE :supaburn:" or is there some specific story?

I'm not gonna search for it because, well, you know.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

There was a case of a man who watched a bunch of child pornography online, and then the Daily Mail's Amanda Platell went searching for child porn online to prove just how easy it was to find. Current consensus is that she actually mistook a comercial and entirely legal American porn video for child porn, which would be lucky for her as otherwise what she did would get her thrown in jail.

Now I think there's a bunch of stuff about how Google isn't doing enough to block it, I think.

ClownSyndrome
Sep 2, 2011

Do you think love can bloom on bob-omb Battlefield?

SedanChair posted:

What the hell is this in reference to? Is it just "YOU CAN FIND THINGS ON GOOGLE :supaburn:"

pretty much yeah, 'google refusing to block child porn' or something.

Poor Bing, no-one ever blames it...

Fluo
May 25, 2007

SedanChair posted:

What the hell is this in reference to? Is it just "YOU CAN FIND THINGS ON GOOGLE :supaburn:" or is there some specific story?

I'm not gonna search for it because, well, you know.

Well its a couple of issues at once, things like the Daily Mail claiming that you could find child porn by simply searching the internet in 5 minutes (by the way turned out it was perfectly legal but it was that creepy barley legal type but Daily Mail never corrected themselves), there is a lot of THINK OF THE CHILDREN even thought porn is filtered at schools and such there is calls from THINK OF THE CHILDREN types who want the government to put an opt out porn filter on all the internet in the UK. (Not going to try and find the link, because you know why but I remember seeing Brown Moses linking it somewhere).

Generally all the stories are a mix of child porn which should be blocked and is sickening, with legal normal porn and its getting really interlinked with each other and just becoming a blur.

A lot of news sources like Daily Mail (lol news source), BBC Breakfast and such keep repeating about how super easy it is to find child porn which is kind of creepy in its self.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22726004

click link for full article posted:

Search engines urged to block more online porn sites.
Search engines such as Google should do more to restrict access to online pornography, a government adviser on child internet safety has said.

John Carr says internet companies should block links which paedophiles use to find pictures of abuse.

It comes after a court heard April Jones's murderer Mark Bridger searched for child abuse and rape images.

Campaigners backed the call as Google said it has a "zero tolerance" policy to child sexual abuse content.

Mr Carr, a member of the government's Council on Child Internet Safety, said Google and other search engines should reset their default search setting to the safest option - blocking access to legal as well as illegal sexual images.

Those wanting to reach such material would have to register to search for other content, which would deter many from doing so, he argued.

Mr Carr told BBC Radio 4's Today programme internet search engines did prevent access to web addresses that contain child abuse images.

But he said one of the "key routes" paedophiles used to find content was through adverts containing "code words" that are placed on legal hardcore pornography sites.

He said: "Google's moral leadership is essential here. They are the biggest player in this space in the world. If they did it, I think others would have to follow."[...]


It kind of goes back to them not being able to have automatic block on porn across UK.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20738746

click link for full article posted:

Internet porn: Automatic block rejected.
Ministers have rejected plans to automatically block internet access to pornography on all computers, saying the move is not widely supported.


A public consultation found 35% of parents wanted an automatic bar while 15% wanted some content filtered, and an option to block other material.

But the government says internet providers should encourage parents to switch on parental controls.

Claire Perry, the MP who led the campaign, said she was "disappointed".

The NSPCC said parents' voices were not being heard.

There were more than 3,500 responses to the 10-week consultation - which included those from members of the public, academics, charities and communication firms as well as 757 from parents.

Respondents were asked to answer "yes", "no" or "maybe" to three separate questions about how internet service providers (ISP) could play a role in limiting access.

An automatic block would mean users would have to actively request that pornographic content was made available by their ISP.

Mrs Perry, the Conservative MP for Devizes in Wiltshire, led the campaign and handed over a petition to Downing Street containing more than 115,000 names.

She chaired the cross-party Independent Parliamentary Inquiry on Online Child Protection which concluded in April that government and ISPs needed to do more to keep children safe online.

She told BBC News she was "obviously disappointed that the opt-in option has been rejected" but she added: "Clearly that was not the preferred choice of the 3,500 people who responded to the consultation and we have to base policy on what's been received not what we want."[...]

It was generally a minority (tends to be on the traditional conservative side) wanted an opt out rather then an opt in.


And this article from 1st May last year.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-17894764

quote:

Porn, piracy and the internet culture wars.
On the Today Programme this morning you could hear the sound of a great cultural divide opening up over the policing of the internet. Following the court ruling ordering Internet Service Providers to block access to the Pirate Bay, the programme invited a politician and a representative from the internet industry to discuss the issues raised.


The politician was Claire Perry MP, who has been leading the fight to get internet providers to do more to police the internet and protect children from pornography. She squared up to Nicholas Lansman of the Internet Service Providers Association - surprise, surprise, none of the big ISPs seemed keen to put their heads above the parapet.

The discussion did not really focus on the practicalities of blocking The Pirate Bay - which many in the internet industry believe will be ineffective - but on the responsibility of ISPs in general to act against any illegality online.

Mrs Perry, who wants internet users to have to opt in to access to pornography, insisted that this was not about web censorship of the kind we see in Burma or China but about giving parents the ability to protect children. Mr Lansman pointed out that his industry was giving consumers the filtering tools to block access to pornographic material, but was not keen to impose their use, or to end up policing the internet.

Now there's little doubt that Mrs Perry speaks for a wide strand of public opinion which would like to see internet firms be more proactive in child protection. The Daily Mail, with its instinct for Middle England's concerns, has given her campaign vigorous backing.

But just look at the reaction on Twitter and in emails to this morning's debate, and you will see a rather different view. Many believed the discussion showed a fundamental lack of understanding of the internet, and some that it was the job of parents, not ISPs, to block children's access to unsuitable internet sites. "You want DIY stores to be responsible for what buyers of crowbars do with them," asked one tweeter.

And as for the Pirate Bay blocking orders, there was widespread outrage online at the very idea that the music industry should act to stop consumers getting access to copyright material. "UK ISP blocking of #piratebay is the beginning of the end - equivalent to China's censorship policy. What's next?" read one message.

In summary, there is a gulf opening up between two views of the internet. On the one side, you've got those who feel strongly that there needs to be far more effective regulation, with action to block access to certain websites, and child protection trumping any concerns about censorship.

On the other, a libertarian strand online is opposed to any limits on how individuals use the internet, and views action to prevent access to copyright material or pornography as not only ineffective but morally wrong.

On some issues - notably government plans for greater web surveillance - some of the pro-regulation camp will shift to the libertarian side. But, as media firms step up their battle against piracy and popular newspapers demand action from politicians on web filtering, the internet culture wars are going to get more heated.


Long story short news sources making claims that you can find child porn on google within minutes [they didn't but it was the creepy they look type] so now there is more calls for the blocking again. It's abit more complex and anyone who has been in the loop on it could add to this and correct what I might have said wrong. I've been out the loop. :(


Edit:

Irony Be My Shield posted:

There was a case of a man who watched a bunch of child pornography online, and then the Daily Mail's Amanda Platell went searching for child porn online to prove just how easy it was to find. Current consensus is that she actually mistook a comercial and entirely legal American porn video for child porn, which would be lucky for her as otherwise what she did would get her thrown in jail.

Now I think there's a bunch of stuff about how Google isn't doing enough to block it, I think.
Yeah, this pretty much sums it up!

Fluo fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Jun 3, 2013

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Yesterday's Express:



Guardian:



Telegraph:



Independent:



Express:

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012


Grabbing it by the neck, the best way to handle a raven.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Weldon Pemberton posted:

Grabbing it by the neck, the best way to handle a raven.
S'okay, it's stuffed. The living ones all left in 2010.

Edit:

quote:


What's going on with the eyes inside the Dalek?

(Spoilers: The new Doctor will be an English white male.)

Kegluneq fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Jun 4, 2013

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

It's a fox - seems like his new thing. There's one on the queen cartoon too on the crown. He's improved his output 100% by doubling the number of animals he hides, must be looking for a pay rise!

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

baka kaba posted:

It's a fox - seems like his new thing. There's one on the queen cartoon too on the crown. He's improved his output 100% by doubling the number of animals he hides, must be looking for a pay rise!
Someday his cartoons will be animal Where's Wallies and we'll be all the happier for it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Just a giant animal picture you have to hunt for the political cartoon in.

Some dumb idiot
Jun 6, 2012

Step by step
Hop the mountain
Step by step
Hop the ocean
Step by step
Hop the rainbow
I'll be running

goatface posted:

Just a giant animal picture you have to hunt for the political cartoon in.

Political Cartoon, the Express?

I think you mean "A giant animal picture you have to hunt for the Royal Family cartoon in."

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Not just the royals. It might be a "Find Maddy" day.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
I saw the crown about 5 years ago and it did have a cobweb on it, so maybe Her Royal Majesty has a point here.

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Kegluneq posted:

(Spoilers: The new Doctor will be an English white male.)

Hey now, two out the last five Doctors have been Scottish white males!

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:


"Steve Bell on the PM at the 60th anniversary service of the Queen's coronation"

Telegraph:


Gove's got another idea for schools.

Independent:


Lobbying scandal continues.

Express:


...Vixen outshines old bird???

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Cloud Potato posted:

...

Express:


...Vixen outshines old bird???

Her right arm is some kind of terminator style screw weapon? Also only four fingers on the left hand...?

Although I love the look on Charles' face: "I never upstaged anyone :smith:"

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Lord of the Llamas posted:

Her right arm is some kind of terminator style screw weapon? Also only four fingers on the left hand...?

Although I love the look on Charles' face: "I never upstaged anyone :smith:"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1W6Uoz0KUU
:lol:

BastardySkull
Apr 12, 2007

Cloud Potato posted:

Guardian:

Express:


...Vixen outshines old bird???

He should just draw a flag and a member of the royals and submit that every week, he basically does anyway.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

BastardySkull posted:

He should just draw a flag and a member of the royals and submit that every week, he basically does anyway.

How big is the group of British people who are really, really interested in everything the royals do? Is this a common way of looking at the world?

Hong XiuQuan
Feb 19, 2008

"Without justice for the Palestinians there will be no peace in the Middle East."
Draw a venn diagram of The Sun and Daily Mail readers and anyone who falls in the middle is your target market.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I would say that the Express is the go-to newspaper for people with worrying obsessions about the Royal family. Though they do have a love/hate thing going on, because the older royals "killed our princess of hearts".

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Don't forget about Hello! and OK!.

Well, do, please do forget about them, but that won't stop them existing sadly :/

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
There's about a hundred similar ones, like Take A Break, Heat and Closer. Full of really dumbed-down news items, celebrity stalking a la Mail Online, scary medical columns about how YOU could have some rare tropical disease, and voyeuristic reports of real-life stories (ie scaremongering).

My mum reads DIVA - it says something about the press that the only decent women's magazine a straight woman can find is one aimed at lesbians, because it isn't filled with dangerously wrong medical advice or crazy ways to please men (oddly enough those mags never include the phrase "ask him what he wants").

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Cloud Potato posted:

Independent:


Lobbying scandal continues.

"Better label this giant pile of poo poo just in case someone thinks it might represent something good."

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Stottie Kyek posted:

There's about a hundred similar ones, like Take A Break, Heat and Closer. Full of really dumbed-down news items, celebrity stalking a la Mail Online, scary medical columns about how YOU could have some rare tropical disease, and voyeuristic reports of real-life stories (ie scaremongering).

My mum reads DIVA - it says something about the press that the only decent women's magazine a straight woman can find is one aimed at lesbians, because it isn't filled with dangerously wrong medical advice or crazy ways to please men (oddly enough those mags never include the phrase "ask him what he wants").

"Women's magazines" are genuinely disturbing - the ones where every cover contains at least one example of each of the following: murder, rape, cute animal/ain't life funny story, child abuse, incest, example of disfiguring disease or mutilation, and usually some LGBT panic piece. All presented like delicious juicy gossip (including photos of victims) and framed around some cover photo of a random smiling young woman to distract from how hosed up everything on the page is.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Hong XiuQuan posted:

Draw a venn diagram of The Sun and Daily Mail readers and anyone who falls in the middle is your target market.

This isn't really it. The target market for the Express is almost exclusively old people. And particularly old people, who (to paraphrase my late grandmother) are "endlessly fascinated by the price of butter". This means that, where possible, the front page of the newspaper should be given over to a story about the weather. Nobody under the age of 70 is going to buy a newspaper that's given over six pages to the fact that it's cold out, but at some point in your life you become able to discuss the weather until it changes again.

Other good editorial lines include - Your Heating Bill, And Why It's Going Up; Why The Concept Of Change Is Inherently Bad; Why Being British Is Much Better Than Being Foreign; The Insidious Nature Of The French; The Colour Of The Queen's Hat; and, of course, Fresh New Stories About Princess Diana Only Sixteen Years After Her Death

BastardySkull
Apr 12, 2007

Before she died my 80 odd year old grandmother read the Express. She'd had a stroke, and couldn't speak or move, possibly even think properly, but she 'read' the Express. That is the target market.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

FullLeatherJacket posted:

Other good editorial lines include - Your Heating Bill, And Why It's Going Up; Why The Concept Of Change Is Inherently Bad; Why Being British Is Much Better Than Being Foreign; The Insidious Nature Of The French; The Colour Of The Queen's Hat; and, of course, Fresh New Stories About Princess Diana Only Sixteen Years After Her Death

You forgot all about miracle pills that will make your life better. Here's a handy bingo chart for the Express's cover.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


There's also a handy flow chart for the editor in a hurry:

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Party Boat posted:

There's also a handy flow chart for the editor in a hurry:

That chart should start with "Is It Monday?" Yes -> DIANA

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Yesterday's Daily Mail:


quote:

‘That’s strange. I was told they were going to open a pub at this service station’
Wetherspoons to open pub in Motorway service station. Audio link.

Guardian:


"Steve Bell on David Cameron blaming Labour for the debt and the crisis in the NHS – In the House of Commons the prime minister turned on Labour when asked about the problems in the health service"

Telegraph:


Gov.uk: New penalties to tackle tailgating and middle lane hogging

Independent:



Express:

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

There's a fox or something in the chamber, what the gently caress.

I hate how he does a few characters vaguely realistically and then everybody else is cartoony as gently caress looking like a Beano character or something.

lets go swimming fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Jun 6, 2013

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

onoflalks posted:

There's a fox or something in the chamber, what the gently caress.

I hate how he does a few characters vaguely realistically and then everybody else is cartoony as gently caress looking like a Beano character or something.

And all his cartoony characters look exactly the same, unless they're a Bulgarian immigrant in which case they need to look swarthy



This is amazing though. This needs to go up on billboards

Clapham Omnibus
Nov 11, 2006


I love that the (possibly unintentional) implication here is that Clegg has crashed by taking his party too far to the left.

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Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

Clapham Omnibus posted:

I love that the (possibly unintentional) implication here is that Clegg has crashed by taking his party too far to the left.

It's intentional and very depressing.

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