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Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



Unless that started life as one of those terrifying rebuild/restoration cars, that thing is awesome start to finish.

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Boomerjinks
Jan 31, 2007

DINO DAMAGE
I've seen a few bad cell phone pics of that thing but this is the first really good look. It goes all the way around the terrible dial and become hilariously awesome again. Does anyone know what the lettering says? The giant-scale fabric purse interior of the footwells is a nice touch.

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

Powershift posted:

Hey, sometimes the tools you got aren't the tools you need, you gotta make due.



I want to see his take on the Jurrasic Park Jeep next.

Boomerjinks
Jan 31, 2007

DINO DAMAGE
Something in plasti-dip to hold you over until then?

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Boomerjinks posted:

Does anyone know what the lettering says?
Ghost hunting service. On rear bumper: Made in Russia

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

OSI bean dip posted:

Stupid poo poo you pull with your car:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=04a_1370304152

Yes. That is a tree.
When I was a wee lad my father pulled a pretty beefy stump out of our front yard with the car. However he had dug out properly around it first, and didn't try to fell the whole tree that way like the optimist above.

It worked eventually, but my father learned an expensive lesson and I learned what a burning clutch smells like. :v:

Astroman
Apr 8, 2001


Powershift posted:

Hey, sometimes the tools you got aren't the tools you need, you gotta make due.



The interior is haunted by tastelessness. And gold foil.

Polymerized Cum
May 5, 2012

OSI bean dip posted:

Stupid poo poo you pull with your car:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=04a_1370304152

Yes. That is a tree.

What sort of car is that? Looks pretty rugged.

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

Astroman posted:

The interior is haunted by tastelessness. And gold foil.

maybe it's heat reflective material for the proton packs

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


So, I went to the kickoff of the Hot Rod Power Tour since it was practically next door. Had no excuse not to. Most of what I was saw was awesome, particularly since they are cars that are driven, not trailered or towed, but there were a few questionable examples.

There's this:

The placard claims it used to be an '80 Caprice.

I love the expression on the kid in the background. Didn't catch that when I took the picture.
Also forgot to take a picture of the back. Just as well, I bet.

And then, as I was leaving - the bro-truck of bro-trucks:


It may be hard to see it in the second pic, but it has an exhaust tip that's at least a foot in diameter. It's a diesel, of course. At least he wasn't running a smoke tune (at that moment.)
I should have gotten a pivc end-on. It looked so tall and narrow, it should have just fallen over...

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Polymerized Cum posted:

What sort of car is that? Looks pretty rugged.

Looks like a 6th gen Buick LeSabre (86-91) - specifically, 87-91 (86 had sealed beam lights).

I wouldn't call an 80s GM "rugged". :v:

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

some texas redneck posted:

Looks like a 6th gen Buick LeSabre (86-91) - specifically, 87-91 (86 had sealed beam lights).
Wiki needs some image standards for that 86

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
Why? That looks like every 80s GM I've seen in the last 3 years...

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

slidebite posted:

Wiki needs some image standards for that 86



Pretty sure it came from the factory like that.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I looks like the owner was going for a hohloma effect. And failed miserably, which is a pity because hohloma can be really pretty.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

Octopus Magic posted:

Pretty sure it came from the factory like that.

Old welfare receipts and past due bills on the dash and all.

Mighty Horse
Jul 24, 2007

Speed, Class, Bankruptcy.

slidebite posted:

Wiki needs some image standards for that 86



I'd say that's a pretty fine example of the breed.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009




I can only imagine this is the driver.

Psycho Donut Killer
Nov 29, 2000

It's All about the Poontang, Baby!
Took these at Wal-Mart in Topeka, Kansas

KeanuReevesGhost
Apr 24, 2008




Imgur posted:

This guy's mustang was hit by the tornado in Moore, Oklahoma. He found it, started it up, and has been cruising around town since.

wallaka
Jun 8, 2010

Least it wasn't a fucking red shell

I hate to be all "wrong thread" and all but--wrong thread.

KeanuReevesGhost
Apr 24, 2008

wallaka posted:

I hate to be all "wrong thread" and all but--wrong thread.

being reposted right now to the correct thread

blk
Dec 19, 2009
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il5-uuSXpDk

Not content with mere ostentatiousness, Mercedes is determined to redefine itself as the automaker for people with no taste or discretion.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Powershift posted:



I can only imagine this is the driver.



Ahahahaha that car is rural Saskatchewan as gently caress (see: that big-rear end egg in the background).

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

blk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il5-uuSXpDk

Not content with mere ostentatiousness, Mercedes is determined to redefine itself as the automaker for people with no taste or discretion.

So that covers Jeremy Clarkson and footballers then.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

blk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il5-uuSXpDk

Not content with mere ostentatiousness, Mercedes is determined to redefine itself as the automaker for people with no taste or discretion.

Someone watched Tron a few too many times.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

veedubfreak posted:

Someone watched Tron a few too many times.

If they'd watched Tron, maybe it wouldn't look like crap.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
It's a star? I've always thought it was a steering wheel.

radikewlism
Jan 4, 2007


Just saw this in the doctors parking lott. There is so much in the mural I got caught staring. You maybe can see a boat in the upper left.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Jun 6, 2013

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Cocoa Crispies posted:

Ahahahaha that car is rural Saskatchewan as gently caress (see: that big-rear end egg in the background).

Rural alberta, the egg is in vegreville, and is the worlds largest.

Zamboni Apocalypse
Dec 29, 2009

radikewlism posted:



Just saw this in the doctors parking lott. There is so much in the mural I got caught staring. You maybe can see a boat in the upper left.

The look on the blue girl's face matches the shark: "Ewww, fart bubbles! FLEE!"

Fake edit: is that loving Jabberjaw?

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?
I know this thread is usually for when people gently caress up their individual cars but I think this counts as Nissan loving up a car.

What the poo poo is this?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


GutBomb posted:

I know this thread is usually for when people gently caress up their individual cars but I think this counts as Nissan loving up a car.

What the poo poo is this?



$52 grand worth of regret!
e: i guess they dropped the price to $42k, that must be because it sold like 60 units in the first year.

Powershift fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Jun 6, 2013

G-Mach
Feb 6, 2011

GutBomb posted:



What the poo poo is this?


A horrible deathtrap in a rollover.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
I can't help but think that the CrossCabriolet is Nissan trying to recoup costs off of some hosed up unibodies or something. It reminds me of the time we had a really bad hail storm around here and for the next two years the Nissan dealership had carriage topped Altimas on deep, deep discount.

opengl
Sep 16, 2010

Holy poo poo somebody bought one

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747
The appropriately named Nissan Moron-o.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
The fact that you broke the tables on my 30" monitor with that mural is amazing. Might wanna fix that before someone cries and you get a 24h.

Drunken Lullabies
Aug 1, 2006

by Debbie Metallica
One of the local prosecutors up here drives a convertible murano, she bought it with her divorce settlement. I asked her if she leased it and she seemed to be super proud to own it and have it paid off. Trust me when i say the murano vert is even uglier with the top up & even uglier in white with a tan soft top. It's the worst car. I'm going to sue Nissan for raping my eyes.

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randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

veedubfreak posted:

The fact that you broke the tables on my 30" monitor with that mural is amazing. Might wanna fix that before someone cries and you get a 24h.



Didn't break them here :smug:

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