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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
The country named after the worlds best olympian and NBA player beats Kuwait 21-0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWh2YdNzvuE

Some classic women's goalkeeping on display

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Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


vaginal culture posted:

The country named after the worlds best olympian and NBA player beats Kuwait 21-0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWh2YdNzvuE

Some classic women's goalkeeping on display
What if Brittney Griner was a NWSL goalkeeper, it makes you think.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive
I see what they're going for but I'm not sure a zebra would make for the best replacement

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Adebeyor is a donkey not a zebra. Hahaha.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

vaginal culture posted:

The country named after the worlds best olympian and NBA player beats Kuwait 21-0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWh2YdNzvuE

Some classic women's goalkeeping on display

I feel sorry for those ladies, what are you supposed to do when you're just that much worse than the other team, you have to play 90 minutes and you just know there's no point and you're in the own zone for an hour and a half and you can't get out

Still hilarious though

marcadia
Sep 13, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzEPapo20d0

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Meanwhile Abidal 'upset' with Barcelona following release: "I do not understand it. I've fought for them and I'm in great shape. I feel better than two years ago. They gave me no reason, other than it was a 'professional' decision,"

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

I'm sure he recieved a hefty payoff

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

vaginal culture posted:

I'm sure he recieved a hefty payoff

Sounds like it wasns't hefty enough

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHGQvNLUMns

Spiffeh
Dec 24, 2005

:v:

vaginal culture posted:

The country named after the worlds best olympian and NBA player beats Kuwait 21-0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWh2YdNzvuE

Some classic women's goalkeeping on display

Did they just pick someone randomly out of the crowd to go in net? She couldn't even take her own goal kicks!

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

vaginal culture posted:

The country named after the worlds best olympian and NBA player beats Kuwait 21-0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWh2YdNzvuE

Some classic women's goalkeeping on display

Goal 14 is the best goal.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

The point of the picture I posted was the caption.

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
Those Jordanians are pretty clinical.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
What's even funnier is that Kuwait team lost their first game 18-0 for a combined goal difference of -39 after 2 games. What are they actually doing even playing, is what I'm wondering.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

hahahahahaha holy poo poo

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


El Hefe posted:

hahahahahaha holy poo poo

Took me a few seconds. I thought 'that fan looks like David Villa - wait'.

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUDwbHR7e_k

Ping Pong Battle: Rio vs. a full kit wanker.

dox
Mar 4, 2006

vaginal culture posted:

I'm sure he recieved a hefty payoff

Do you not understand how this whole process works? His contract ran out... so no, they didn't pay him anything. Just helped him cure his cancer and then said "yeah thanks for everything, by the way, bye".

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
He went for the ball(s)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKwmUwm9erw

Mr Pepper
Nov 29, 2006

:jiggled:Top Class:jiggled:
What I don't get is why the women from Jordan continually bring the ball back to the center circle to keep scoring as fast as possible.

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
Yeah, no fair play whatsoever. No pity in whatever stadium it is they played that game in.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
The first game I played on a full-size pitch we lost 18-0. We kinda laughed it off after the 7th goal.

That's what you get when you play an U-15 tournament and half your team shows up drunk on a saturday morning.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Polidoro posted:

The first game I played on a full-size pitch we lost 18-0. We kinda laughed it off after the 7th goal.

That's what you get when you play an U-15 tournament and half your team shows up drunk on a saturday morning.

Where do you live Ukraine?

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

Mr Pepper posted:

What I don't get is why the women from Jordan continually bring the ball back to the center circle to keep scoring as fast as possible.

Goal differential. Only the top team advances; Jordan and Uzbekistan are level on points, Jordan's GD is +26 and Uzbekistan is +22. Uzbekistan and Jordan play each other today so it could easily come down to "who put the bigger beatdown on Kuwait"

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Lamont Cranston posted:

Goal differential. Only the top team advances; Jordan and Uzbekistan are level on points, Jordan's GD is +26 and Uzbekistan is +22. Uzbekistan and Jordan play each other today so it could easily come down to "who put the bigger beatdown on Kuwait"

Lol, no way. That's legit funny as heck

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Seltzer posted:

Where do you live Ukraine?

Uruguay, underage drinking was a (great) thing when I was that age at least in my hometown. Now I can't buy anything past midnight even as an adult. How the times change.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Polidoro posted:

Uruguay, underage drinking was a (great) thing when I was that age at least in my hometown. Now I can't buy anything past midnight even as an adult. How the times change.

Yea we drank under age at about 15 in the states, but to the point where we would be hosed up for a soccer game the next day, no way. That sounds like British or Eastern European binge drinking right there.

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

Seltzer posted:

Yea we drank under age at about 15 in the states, but to the point where we would be hosed up for a soccer game the next day, no way. That sounds like British or Eastern European binge drinking right there.

I'm sorry you and your friends were too afraid to do more than split one of mom's Zimas.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

antidote posted:

I'm sorry you and your friends were too afraid to do more than split one of mom's Zimas.

Yeah, maybe Australia just has a awful drinking problem too but by 16 your closest friend after a party was the yak bucket.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

PirateBob posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUDwbHR7e_k

Ping Pong Battle: Rio vs. a full kit wanker.

The announcer really does this for me.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

antidote posted:

I'm sorry you and your friends were too afraid to do more than split one of mom's Zimas.

Actually this conversation reminded me I did show up hungover for a track meet after playing wine pong. That was at 16 though. Here's a yellow card to get the thread back on track.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
Went to our local fourth tier NPSL team for the first time today, Detroit City FC. Had a crazy fun time and the supporters are crazy as hell. Can't believe they routinely get 1,500+ attendance at home games. This crazy bastard made a hell of a photo op though.

TraderStav fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Jun 10, 2013

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

"tremendo, es terrible. la plancha" had me in stitches.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBivW4Ft_aI

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Paolo Montero got faster since he retired.

Pigma_Micron
Jan 24, 2005

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

TraderStav posted:

Went to our local fourth tier NPSL team for the first time today, Detroit City FC. Had a crazy fun time and the supporters are crazy as hell. Can't believe they routinely get 1,500+ attendance at home games. This crazy bastard made a hell of a photo op though.



You should absolutely document the next game with as many pictures as you can.

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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012


Love the legends matches

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