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Everything with you always has to be SOOOO jokey
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 23:12 |
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Macaluso posted:Everything with you always has to be SOOOO jokey I'm a joke maker.
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 02:19 |
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spanky the dolphin posted:I'm a joke maker. Funny guy! Right here! Fun-ey guy.
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 02:44 |
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I've got news for you, I'm funnier than you are.
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 03:15 |
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You're a closet Bania fan!
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 03:21 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 03:48 |
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His buttocks are sublime!
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 03:54 |
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I just realized I have a curved wall just like that. Time to make a knockoff video and become a youtube superstar.
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 05:01 |
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MINT WIZARD posted:I've got news for you, I'm funnier than you are. Why don't get we together New Years day and watch some football?
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 05:15 |
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Sash! posted:I just realized I have a curved wall just like that. I'm not sure, and forgive me if I'm wrong, but I think I see your...
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 05:19 |
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Coffee and Pie, my young friend, you're so naïve. You know about a few things. You know about comedy, a little bit about relationships, some baseball, but you are so far out of your element here, you are embarrassing yourself. Now listen to me. I'm negotiating. Negotiation, this is what you do in business.
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 09:55 |
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I like sports. I could do something in sports.
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 11:10 |
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Excuse me T Finninho! I'm sorry to bother you. I just wanted you to know that it took a lot of guts to come out the way you did, and that you've inspired me to do the same. Even though that may mean a discharge from the forums. Thanks.
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 11:19 |
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Chicolini posted:I like sports. I could do something in sports. I tell ya, Chicolini, ya gotta go to the gym!
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 12:08 |
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Jerusalem posted:I tell ya, Chicolini, ya gotta go to the gym! I start off with curls. That's good for the bicep. I do 10 reps, 2 sets!
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 13:28 |
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Chicolini posted:I like sports. I could do something in sports. Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 13:29 |
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potee posted:Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting. Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host.
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 13:42 |
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Hank Morgan posted:Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host. You know as painful as it is I had to let a few people go over the years. Yogi Berra, Lou Pinella, Bucky Dent, Billy Martin, Dallas Green, Dick Houser, Bill Virdon, Billy Martin again, Scott Marrow, Billy Martin, Bob Lemmon, Billy Martin, Gene Michael, Buck Showalter...
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 14:03 |
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potee posted:Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting. That's really not fair.
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 19:53 |
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potee posted:You know as painful as it is I had to let a few people go over the years. George, you didn't hear that from me.
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 20:51 |
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Root Bear posted:That's really not fair. What about the Coast Guard? Seems like a lot of pride there.
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 21:11 |
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Someone has to unhook the boat before it leaves... the place.
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# ? Jun 10, 2013 19:34 |
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Turn your key Maura. TURN YOUR KEY!
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# ? Jun 10, 2013 20:21 |
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Nothing's finer than being in your diner.
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# ? Jun 11, 2013 00:50 |
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I'm very imPressed.
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# ? Jun 11, 2013 01:30 |
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You can stuff your sorries in a sack, Mister!
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# ? Jun 11, 2013 02:17 |
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I am blown away, George! Blowwwwn away! Blow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-owwwn!
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# ? Jun 11, 2013 04:19 |
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I smell calzone's! potee is in the building!
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# ? Jun 11, 2013 04:26 |
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What are we, John Dillinger? When did this become the crime of the century?
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# ? Jun 11, 2013 05:10 |
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potee posted:I am blown away, George! Blowwwwn away! Blow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-owwwn! You put it in, it falls out. You put it in, it falls out. Edit: Totally unrelated, but this August, there's a made-for-HBO movie coming to...umm...HBO that stars Larry David:
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# ? Jun 11, 2013 16:40 |
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Listen, I don't mean to be forward, but ... is there any way I could possibly have Neil's phone number?
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# ? Jun 11, 2013 16:52 |
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neoboman posted:What are we, John Dillinger? When did this become the crime of the century? All right. Then let me ask you this. Didn't you find it interesting that your friend had the foresight to purchase postal insurance for your stereo? Parcels are rarely damaged during shipping.
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# ? Jun 11, 2013 16:56 |
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potee posted:All right. Then let me ask you this. Didn't you find it interesting that your friend had the foresight to purchase postal insurance for your stereo? Parcels are rarely damaged during shipping. "Define 'rarely'." "....frequently..."
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# ? Jun 11, 2013 18:19 |
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VH4Ever posted:"Define 'rarely'." Well, why didn't you say so in the first place? You're fired.
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# ? Jun 11, 2013 18:49 |
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But I don't even really work here.
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# ? Jun 11, 2013 18:57 |
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potee posted:But I don't even really work here. That's what makes this so difficult.
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# ? Jun 11, 2013 19:01 |
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It's almost like you have no business training whatsoever.
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# ? Jun 11, 2013 19:03 |
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Stop it George, Morgan's out, you're in, you've got his job. A lot more work you know. A lot more responsibility. Long long hours. Not much more money. But you'll finally get the recognition you deserve.
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# ? Jun 11, 2013 19:33 |
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George is getting upset!
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# ? Jun 11, 2013 19:50 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 05:32 |
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I am telling you, this woman is strange. She never wants to leave the apartment. It's almost like she doesn't want to be seen with me.
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# ? Jun 11, 2013 19:52 |