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Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
Everything with you always has to be SOOOO jokey

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spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

Macaluso posted:

Everything with you always has to be SOOOO jokey

I'm a joke maker.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

spanky the dolphin posted:

I'm a joke maker.

Funny guy! Right here! Fun-ey guy.

MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.
I've got news for you, I'm funnier than you are.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
You're a closet Bania fan!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

His buttocks are sublime!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I just realized I have a curved wall just like that.

Time to make a knockoff video and become a youtube superstar.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

MINT WIZARD posted:

I've got news for you, I'm funnier than you are.

Why don't get we together New Years day and watch some football?

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Sash! posted:

I just realized I have a curved wall just like that.

Time to make a knockoff video and become a youtube superstar.

I'm not sure, and forgive me if I'm wrong, but I think I see your... :gonk:

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
Coffee and Pie, my young friend, you're so naïve. You know about a few things. You know about comedy, a little bit about relationships, some baseball, but you are so far out of your element here, you are embarrassing yourself. Now listen to me. I'm negotiating. Negotiation, this is what you do in business.

Chicolini
Sep 22, 2007

I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.
I like sports. I could do something in sports.

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Excuse me T Finninho! I'm sorry to bother you. I just wanted you to know that it took a lot of guts to come out the way you did, and that you've inspired me to do the same. Even though that may mean a discharge from the forums. Thanks.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chicolini posted:

I like sports. I could do something in sports.

I tell ya, Chicolini, ya gotta go to the gym!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Jerusalem posted:

I tell ya, Chicolini, ya gotta go to the gym!

I start off with curls. That's good for the bicep. I do 10 reps, 2 sets!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Chicolini posted:

I like sports. I could do something in sports.

Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.

potee posted:

Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.

Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Hank Morgan posted:

Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host.

You know as painful as it is I had to let a few people go over the years.

Yogi Berra, Lou Pinella, Bucky Dent, Billy Martin, Dallas Green, Dick Houser, Bill Virdon, Billy Martin again, Scott Marrow, Billy Martin, Bob Lemmon, Billy Martin, Gene Michael, Buck Showalter...

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

potee posted:

Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.


That's really not fair. :(

mints
Aug 15, 2001

Living on past glories

potee posted:

You know as painful as it is I had to let a few people go over the years.

Yogi Berra, Lou Pinella, Bucky Dent, Billy Martin, Dallas Green, Dick Houser, Bill Virdon, Billy Martin again, Scott Marrow, Billy Martin, Bob Lemmon, Billy Martin, Gene Michael, Buck Showalter...

George, you didn't hear that from me.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Root Bear posted:

That's really not fair. :(

What about the Coast Guard? Seems like a lot of pride there.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Someone has to unhook the boat before it leaves... the place.

PS. Love the cabin
Dec 30, 2011
Bee Lincoln
Turn your key Maura.
TURN YOUR KEY!

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Nothing's finer than being in your diner.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
I'm very imPressed.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
You can stuff your sorries in a sack, Mister!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I am blown away, George! Blowwwwn away! Blow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-owwwn!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
I smell calzone's! potee is in the building! :woop:

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
What are we, John Dillinger? When did this become the crime of the century?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

potee posted:

I am blown away, George! Blowwwwn away! Blow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-owwwn!

You put it in, it falls out. You put it in, it falls out.

Edit: Totally unrelated, but this August, there's a made-for-HBO movie coming to...umm...HBO that stars Larry David:

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Listen, I don't mean to be forward, but ... is there any way I could possibly have Neil's phone number?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

neoboman posted:

What are we, John Dillinger? When did this become the crime of the century?

All right. Then let me ask you this. Didn't you find it interesting that your friend had the foresight to purchase postal insurance for your stereo? Parcels are rarely damaged during shipping.

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo

potee posted:

All right. Then let me ask you this. Didn't you find it interesting that your friend had the foresight to purchase postal insurance for your stereo? Parcels are rarely damaged during shipping.

"Define 'rarely'."

"....frequently..."

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

VH4Ever posted:

"Define 'rarely'."

"....frequently..."

Well, why didn't you say so in the first place? You're fired.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
But I don't even really work here.

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo

potee posted:

But I don't even really work here.

That's what makes this so difficult.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
It's almost like you have no business training whatsoever.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Stop it George, Morgan's out, you're in, you've got his job. A lot more work you know. A lot more responsibility. Long long hours. Not much more money. But you'll finally get the recognition you deserve.

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

George is getting upset!

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Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.
I am telling you, this woman is strange. She never wants to leave the apartment. It's almost like she doesn't want to be seen with me.

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