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Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

Frankston posted:

It's always been nez and snez for me, but they were both poo poo anyway because I had a Mega Drive.

Those are fightin' words.

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Dominoes
Sep 20, 2007

CobiWann posted:

Oh, man, I drank this stuff a LOT at college parites during the mid/late 90's...



It's liquor...with SUGAR crystals grown on the inside of the bottle! I remember taking an icepick and breaking up the crystals once the bottle was empty because I thought the crystals would have absorbed enough of the alcohol to keep my buzz going.
Reminds me of contemporary hygiene products marketed at men.

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"

Sizone posted:

If you're gonna be ignorant, at least you're ignorant about totally inconsequential stuff. MD 20/20 is MD 20/20, "Mad Dog" is a nickname and not the actual name of the product. As such, there has never, to the best of my knowledge, been a dog on its label.

The MD stands for Mogen David and it does or at least did sport a gold chain that said "Bling" on the bottle. That stuff was the worst.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

B.H. Facials posted:

The MD stands for Mogen David and it does or at least did sport a gold chain that said "Bling" on the bottle. That stuff was the worst.

IIRC, only certain flavors had/have the "bling."

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"
I think it was blue raspberry, I'm not sure if there were others.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

B.H. Facials posted:

I think it was blue raspberry, I'm not sure if there were others.

Pretty sure the watermelon flavor does :notracist:

DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...

I've wandered my way through this thread - and for the life of me I have not seen this.
Shame on all of you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suIHb6x6lDw

The best show.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Np942Rnoc

This commercial is quintessential 90s late-night infomercial territory. FLOATING IN MID-AIR :byodame:

Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.

tehschulman posted:

Maybe this was posted earlier in the thread, but seeing talk of the Better Blocks infomercial reminded me of MUZZY:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD9i39GENWU

I remember seeing this commercial *a lot* as a kid.
I still can't tell what's said at the start, due to his distorted demon voice. I hear "Hello, I am the big..." and then I can't tell after that.

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
Greetings from thedouche

:dukedog:
http://vimeo.com/14330981

Architects build your house

Zack_Gochuck
Jan 4, 2007

Stupid Wrestling People

Star Man posted:

Those are fightin' words.

I feel like Sega Genesis was better at the time, but like half the library has aged horribly. NHL games from 1994 are not the same in 2013 as they were in 1994.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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I can't be the only one that just says Super Nintendo.

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I can't be the only one that just says Super Nintendo.

Team S-N-E-S forever.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I can't be the only one that just says Super Nintendo.

Super NES :downs:

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

Star Man posted:

Super NES :downs:

Same here. Super NES 4 lyfe :sicknasty:

On a side note, Netflix just added a bunch of old '90s shows, like Goosebumps. How is it that Are You Afraid of the Dark managed to be, on occasion, genuinely chilling, while Goosebumps was so cheesy? Are there any Goosebumps books/episodes that are actually creepy?

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Oct 30, 2009

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I always said "Super Nintendo Entertainment System" but by the time I finished saying it recess was over.

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

Zack_Gochuck posted:

I feel like Sega Genesis was better at the time, but like half the library has aged horribly. NHL games from 1994 are not the same in 2013 as they were in 1994.

Why would you pick the one sports series that is still awesome now? I can't play old Maddens or most racing "sims" from back then but the NHL series ('94 in particular, actually) still owns.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
The only right way to say it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orP4WZQdi0k

MrOnBicycle
Jan 18, 2008
Wait wat?

Leon Einstein posted:

I do get nostalgic for the 90s sometimes, as it was my coming of age decade. I loved all the poo poo posted in this thread. I experienced so many new things in the 90s. Don't get me wrong, I love my life now, but the 90s had that feeling of unlimited potential. Now the economy has collapsed and nearly everybody is worse off than they were in the 90s, and that optimistic outlook is gone. :(

I know this is from the first page but I really have to say I got the same feeling. Looking at all the music videos, campy poo poo linked etc, the feeling that gets me is really one of optimism and attitude. The collapsed economy is really putting a drag on everything. :( drat this thread is making memories flood back.

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
Greetings from thedouche

:dukedog:

Your avatar is incredibly appropriate for this thread.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





I love how in the YouTube thumbnail it looks like Ralphie's trying to work on a CRT monitor with its screen facing down.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I can't be the only one that just says Super Nintendo.

You're not. I do it, too, and it is the correct term. :colbert:

Rahonavis
Jan 11, 2012

"Clevuh gurrrl..."

I guess I was the only person who knew anyone who insisted for an obnoxious amount of time that it was actually pronounced "IN-tendo". Like, the N was silent.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Rahonavis posted:

I guess I was the only person who knew anyone who insisted for an obnoxious amount of time that it was actually pronounced "IN-tendo". Like, the N was silent.

I knew people like that too. I presume it was an example of juncture loss where "a Nintendo" became "an Intendo" in their minds, same as how English words like "umpire" and "adder" and "apron" and "nickname" were formed.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

DarkDobe posted:

I've wandered my way through this thread - and for the life of me I have not seen this.
Shame on all of you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suIHb6x6lDw

The best show.

Wait...Max Payne...was on Viper? :psyboom:

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Rahonavis posted:

I guess I was the only person who knew anyone who insisted for an obnoxious amount of time that it was actually pronounced "IN-tendo". Like, the N was silent.

Probably, but I did have a dyslexic friend who used to play "Temco Bowl" football on the NES and he got me saying that too. Didn't figure out it was Tecmo until about five years later.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I was at Goodwill the other day, and I saw this thing there. Sorry about the absurdly tiny picture, but it's the only one I could find.



It's an N64 branded cassette player that has an AM/FM radio, built in earbuds, and has something to do with sports. I can't say I've ever associated built in earbuds with the 90's before, but now that I've seen this it seems like such a perfect match.

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Wanamingo posted:

I was at Goodwill the other day, and I saw this thing there. Sorry about the absurdly tiny picture, bit it's the only one I could find.



It's an N64 branded cassette player that has an AM/FM radio, built in earbuds, and has something to do with sports. I can't say I've ever associated built in earbuds with the 90's before, but now that I've seen this it seems like such a perfect match.

The only way I can make sense of this is to say that Sony had a Sports Walkman that I think was yellow and they were developing the CD drive for what would have been Nintendo's next console after the Super Nintendo Chalmers but instead decided to make the Playstation.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Wanamingo posted:

I was at Goodwill the other day, and I saw this thing there. Sorry about the absurdly tiny picture, but it's the only one I could find.



It's an N64 branded cassette player that has an AM/FM radio, built in earbuds, and has something to do with sports. I can't say I've ever associated built in earbuds with the 90's before, but now that I've seen this it seems like such a perfect match.

Those yellow walkmans/discmans were "sports" because they were supposed to be harder to break than the regular non-yellow ones. But they were often just yellow.

joshsboringlife
Apr 21, 2011

All I did was offer to kill your dog and the next thing I know I am being judged.
I used to have this Nicole Eggert poster, to me at the time she was the sexiest girl on the planet. I ordered it from the Columbia House music club.

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The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

That After Shock post reminded me of another 90s alcoholic beverage: Zima

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_uxyXekDjo

Zima was the liquor industry's attempt to cash in on the clear beverage craze of the 90s. It was an alcopop that debuted nationally in 1994 with a slick marketing campaign ("zomething different") and found some success in it's first year, however once everyone actually tried it and found that it tasted like a funny tasting flat 7up sales dropped off very quickly. Like most other alcoholic sugar water concoctions it mostly ended up being popular with early teens and college girls. It's popularity amongst teenagers was helped by the false rumors back then that "Zima doesn't make you smell like alcohol" or "Zima doesn't show up on breathalyzers". I don't ever remember hearing about or seeing Zima past the mid-90s, but apparently it was produced until 2008.

I have to give them credit, the advertising worked. After the commercials aired, everyone in my Jr. high class was saying "zomething" and "ztop" and became obsessed with getting a bottle of Zima.

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UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


joshsboringlife posted:

I used to have this Nicole Eggert poster, to me at the time she was the sexiest girl on the planet. I ordered it from the Columbia House music club.



I had Pam Anderson 'cause she was a local girl, but I secretly liked Eggert better. :ssh:

Also had Lamborghini Diablo and Eric Lindros posters.





You know you're getting old when your teenage fantasies look like poo poo now. Even Lindros looks like a wimp.

I'd crap my pants if I could show my early 90s self my current car and it's not even that great

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

Jehde posted:

Someone else earlier in the thread had success on rediscovering an old piece of 90s software, so I figure I might as well try and see if anyone remembers this program that's been bugging my nostalgia lately. I don't remember much of it, but it was a sort of graphical encyclopedia that focused on space exploration. I remember the main menu being a sort of library and you could go to the blackboard or something and cycle through significant dates in space exploration. One such article that's burned into my memory was about the cold war, and featured some EGA art of a multiple rocket launcher truck in a snowy forest, with some ominous Sound Blaster music to complete it.

If anyone was interested in my search, I finally managed to find it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS6AQ52Lfa0

Space Adventure, from the Knowledge Adventure series of software. Although the version I had was the CD-ROM version, not the Packard Bell version.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

The_Franz posted:

That After Shock post reminded me of another 90s alcoholic beverage: Zima

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_uxyXekDjo

Zima was the liquor industry's attempt to cash in on the clear beverage craze of the 90s. It was an alcopop that debuted nationally in 1994 with a slick marketing campaign ("zomething different") and found some success in it's first year, however once everyone actually tried it and found that it tasted like a funny tasting flat 7up sales dropped off very quickly. Like most other alcoholic sugar water concoctions it mostly ended up being popular with early teens and college girls. It's popularity amongst teenagers was helped by the false rumors back then that "Zima doesn't make you smell like alcohol" or "Zima doesn't show up on breathalyzers". I don't ever remember hearing about or seeing Zima past the mid-90s, but apparently it was produced until 2008.

I have to give them credit, the advertising worked. After the commercials aired, everyone in my Jr. high class was saying "zomething" and "ztop" and became obsessed with getting a bottle of Zima.

Drop a Jolly Rancher hard candy in a bottle of Zima, watch it dissolve in a minute or two, and now it's flavored!

Dudes!
Apr 24, 2012

Lucas with the lid off


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY5zaDZq0sc

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Does anyone remember this Lego Technic line called "Slizers" (or, in America, "Throwbots")? They were kind of like a precursor to the more popular and longer-lasting Bionicle sets, except they had these disc-launcher arms attachments. I thought they were great.

Van5
Sep 9, 2011

Metal Loaf posted:

Does anyone remember this Lego Technic line called "Slizers" (or, in America, "Throwbots")? They were kind of like a precursor to the more popular and longer-lasting Bionicle sets, except they had these disc-launcher arms attachments. I thought they were great.

I do!

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

Metal Loaf posted:

Does anyone remember this Lego Technic line called "Slizers" (or, in America, "Throwbots")? They were kind of like a precursor to the more popular and longer-lasting Bionicle sets, except they had these disc-launcher arms attachments. I thought they were great.

I do now. :allears: I had quite a collection of them actually. Their "masks" were awesome.

EDIT: I even had this BA.



VVV Goddamnit. I could nostalgiagasm forever over Lego.

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Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
There is only one LEGO mask in this world :colbert:

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Stairs
Oct 13, 2004
i haven't seen this in the thread yet, if it's been mentioned then I'm sorry. I loved...

The Amazing Live Seamonkeys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzs_8JDfsdo
It was a Saturday morning show from around 1992 starring Howie Mandel and Sean Whalen. The premise is that a Professor embiggens and gives life to man sized Sea Monkeys (like the shrimp toys from the 60's.) It was sooo very 90's, I was heartbroken when it was gone. Beakman's World, Doctor Who re-runs, and this were my early 90's childhood.

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