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sports
Sep 1, 2012

GreatGreen posted:

I'm sure there's a basement-dwelling goon in all of us that thinks that desk is totally super rad, but I cannot fathom even in the darkest depths of my imagination how embarrassing it would be if I had one and any non-goon learned of its existence in my home.

I couldn't mentally legitimize that thing if I walked into the office of a Fortune 500 CEO and saw one in the corner.

It's like the gaming rig of desks.

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Mierdaan
Sep 14, 2004

Pillbug

GreatGreen posted:

It's like the ceramic dragon-and-wizard statue of desks.

Surely you meant pewter dragon-and-wizard statue. I mean.... poo poo!

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

GreatGreen posted:

It's like the ceramic dragon-and-wizard statue of desks.

sports posted:

It's like the gaming rig of desks.

It's like the anime shrine bedroom of desks.

Duck and Cover posted:

gently caress comfortlogical use of space, you want what is socially acceptable to all those who shall look at your setup! Remember to post pictures so we can coach you on what is and isn't good. You know all those cheap poor people with Ikea Galants? Yeah don't be a loser baby child with baby furniture like them, get yourself a custom built live edge deskelite gamerz pod. Sure it might cost thousands but really you wouldn't want people to think your a child right? Also you drat well better have a Embody or better or you will be mocked!

What's your point? Are you really arguing that a $50,000 glorified recliner/porn cocoon is somehow more dignified than spending extra on nicer specimens of normal people furniture?

Also, Embodys are basically the most comfortable desk chairs in the world so I don't know what you're on about there either.

trilobite terror fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Jun 6, 2013

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Electric Bugaloo posted:

It's like the anime shrine bedroom of sks.


What's your point? Are you really arguing that a $50,000 glorified recliner/porn cocoon is somehow more dignified than spending extra on nicer specimens of normal people furniture?

Also, Embodys are basically the most comfortable desk chairs in the world so I don't know what you're on about there either.

Normal people furniture? gently caress you. People should buy whatever they find most enjoyable not what some jackass who will never even see it thinks that was my point. I for one would like to see more examples of non "normal people" setups people may have.

Also the Embody is one of many options, it is probably not the most comfortable because of the way it makes you sit.

Oh yeah and you can get one for a more reasonable (still pricey) 8,000.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Jun 6, 2013

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

I'd use the gently caress out of it, but no way would I pay actual money for it. Bitcoins, maybe.

Electromax
May 6, 2007

Duck and Cover posted:

Normal people furniture? gently caress you. People should buy whatever they find most enjoyable not what some jackass who will never even see it.

Easy there buddy. He can't stop you from enjoying it, but I don't think its a stretch to suggest that is not a traditional piece of furniture.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Electromax posted:

Easy there buddy. He can't stop you from enjoying it, but I don't think its a stretch to suggest that is not a traditional piece of furniture.

... so? There's a difference between calling something not traditional and out right calling someone a child for wanting it. Whatever here have a picture of the slab I'm getting turned into a desk (well no drawers, so a big table I guess)

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


GreatGreen posted:

I'm sure there's a basement-dwelling goon in all of us that thinks that desk is totally super rad, but I cannot fathom even in the darkest depths of my imagination how embarrassing it would be if I had one and any non-goon learned of its existence in my home.

I couldn't mentally legitimize that thing if I walked into the office of a Fortune 500 CEO and saw one in the corner.

It's like the ceramic dragon-and-wizard statue of desks.
Agreed. There's literally no reason to buy that instead of a $1000 table, $1000 chair, and $500 monitor arms.

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Josh Lyman posted:

Agreed. There's literally no reason to buy that instead of a $1000 table, $1000 chair, and $500 monitor arms.

If you're already a non-sexhaver, you might as well go all the way eh?

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010
I've always wanted one of those ceramic wizard fighting a dragon... I consider it the height of classiness. By all rights any other sane person should say the same.

BlueBlazer fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Jun 6, 2013

The Lord Bude
May 23, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE

GreatGreen posted:

I'm sure there's a basement-dwelling goon in all of us that thinks that desk is totally super rad, but I cannot fathom even in the darkest depths of my imagination how embarrassing it would be if I had one and any non-goon learned of its existence in my home.

I couldn't mentally legitimize that thing if I walked into the office of a Fortune 500 CEO and saw one in the corner.

It's like the ceramic dragon-and-wizard statue of desks.

One doesn't simply stick the Emperor in a corner.

If I ever become filthy rich and win the lottery, I will design a Goon Throneroom designed to look like the bridge of a starship with one of those things in the dead center of the room. Start with it facing away from the door and have it swivel to face people as they come in.

I'd have to make them customize it to my specifications though, I wouldn't slum it with Bose garbage now, let alone if I had that kind of disposable income.

Delta-Wye posted:

If you're already a non-sexhaver, you might as well go all the way eh?

If you can afford one of those, you can just hire someone to have sex with you. (It's legal in my country)

The Lord Bude fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Jun 6, 2013

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

The Lord Bude posted:

Everyone who is concerned with getting the perfect Chair/table/monitor mounts/etc... your prayers are answered with one device to rule them all.



http://www.mwelab.com/index.php/en/products

The only issue I can see is having to put up with lovely BOSE speakers in otherwise premium products.

I want one of these so badly...

So does this thing have wheels and a joystick to control them in the armrest? Because that's what would get me to pony up the cash, at least for the 1510 model.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Electric Bugaloo posted:

Also, Embodys are basically the most comfortable desk chairs in the world so I don't know what you're on about there either.
JEALOUSLY. Anyone who doesn't have an Embody does deserve mockery. 15% off and free shipping until Monday! GET ONE.

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik
TF just get an Ergotron mount. I have a Dual LX and it owns, dual 24" wides and they haven't moved since I set it up months ago.

titaniumone
Jun 10, 2001

devmd01 posted:

TF just get an Ergotron mount. I have a Dual LX and it owns, dual 24" wides and they haven't moved since I set it up months ago.

I have this same setup and it rocks. Occasionally the secondary monitor will switch orientation depending on what I'm doing though.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

devmd01 posted:

TF just get an Ergotron mount. I have a Dual LX and it owns, dual 24" wides and they haven't moved since I set it up months ago.
But the Ergotron is ugly and the Flo is made for my desk and I am a babby.

I might just get both and give whichever one is the worse butler back to the Catholic Church

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

MancXVI posted:

You should get a real desk and either a real chair or a standing mat. That sick-rear end posting station may seem cool now, but anything looks cool in comparison to living in your parents' basement. There's a whole world out there and the key to that world is leaving a part of your inner goonlord at mom and dad's house.

Hahahahahahahaha. Quoting this for forever.

MasterOfDemons
Mar 15, 2003

Custom phone cases, clocks, lighters and much more. Message me for details!
The real question is, where can I find this mount?

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TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
Certainly not at any store that also sells condoms.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

shuriken
Dec 2, 2002
Finally, a picture of 1.8 monitors, taken through a fishtank.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

MasterOfDemons posted:

The real question is, where can I find this mount?



http://redharbinger.com/

:allears:

jholland
Feb 25, 2006

Heidey-ho neighbors!
It's craigslist season!

Long shot, but maybe some other MNGoon in need of a desk will see this. Either way, I'll likely be picking up two of these this afternoon. Seemed like a fairly, errr, reasonable price.

E: Got mine! They had 3-4 left, all in pretty great condition provided you can live with a scuff or two on the A-Legs and maybe a tiny (1-2") scratch on the desk itself (We got the last "Perfect" ones, apparently). They had one set of T-Legs left too, but I didn't look at those because we wanted matching legs.

jholland fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Jun 10, 2013

FISHMANPET
Mar 3, 2007

Sweet 'N Sour
Can't
Melt
Steel Beams
drat that would have been great 2 months ago when I grabbed my Galant. Same color and everything.

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

The Lord Bude posted:

Everyone who is concerned with getting the perfect Chair/table/monitor mounts/etc... your prayers are answered with one device to rule them all.



http://www.mwelab.com/index.php/en/products

The only issue I can see is having to put up with lovely BOSE speakers in otherwise premium products.

I want one of these so badly...
I must be the only one who remembers the movie Grandma's Boy

Moey
Oct 22, 2010

I LIKE TO MOVE IT

Misogynist posted:

I must be the only one who remembers the movie Grandma's Boy

There is really a price jump between the two models...

The Lord Bude
May 23, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE
The expensive one is the original, it also includes a full workstation.

The cheaper one is the new cut down model, in some ways I'd say it is better... It has a cup holder for example.

Many of the changes are aesthetic I'd say.

Unormal
Nov 16, 2004

Mod sass? This evening?! But the cakes aren't ready! THE CAKES!
Fun Shoe
Aww, yeah, finally got it all setup. Custom walnut top with live edge from http://www.woodlandcreekfurniture.com/publishsite/index.cfm

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Unormal posted:

Aww, yeah, finally got it all setup. Custom walnut top with live edge from http://www.woodlandcreekfurniture.com/publishsite/index.cfm



If you don't mind could you give us the price and dimensions I want to see how it compares to what I ordered.

Unormal
Nov 16, 2004

Mod sass? This evening?! But the cakes aren't ready! THE CAKES!
Fun Shoe

Duck and Cover posted:

If you don't mind could you give us the price and dimensions I want to see how it compares to what I ordered.

The slab was 8'x4'x1 3/4" solid walnut for $1395, not including shipping.

I got little studs built on so it could sit flush but still have space for running wires:

Unormal fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Jun 12, 2013

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Unormal posted:

The slab was 8'x4'x1 3/4" solid walnut for $1395, not including shipping.

I got little studs built on so it could sit flush but still have space for running wires:

I paid will pay $2675 for 1 7/8” x 24.5 narrowest 32 widest x 72 long slab of wormy maple and a set of metal feet for it. I think you got the better deal.

Unormal
Nov 16, 2004

Mod sass? This evening?! But the cakes aren't ready! THE CAKES!
Fun Shoe

Duck and Cover posted:

I paid will pay $2675 for 1 7/8” x 24.5 narrowest 32 widest x 72 long slab of wormy maple and a set of metal feet for it. I think you got the better deal.

Total with shipping and someone else fabricating the legs was around $2000.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Unormal posted:

Total with shipping and someone else fabricating the legs was around $2000.

That makes me feel better although I opted to pick it up at the furniture store I ordered it through. At least it wasn't http://www.urbanhardwoods.com/ prices.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
if any surface called for the use of a proper coaster, this is it :ohdear:

dema
Aug 13, 2006

No joke! Cool setup.

Hiyoshi
Jun 27, 2003

The jig is up!

Unormal posted:

Aww, yeah, finally got it all setup. Custom walnut top with live edge from http://www.woodlandcreekfurniture.com/publishsite/index.cfm


My room used to be painted that same color red. Very nice choice.

kersonan
Feb 11, 2007

Electric Bugaloo posted:

It's like the anime shrine bedroom of desks.


What's your point? Are you really arguing that a $50,000 glorified recliner/porn cocoon is somehow more dignified than spending extra on nicer specimens of normal people furniture?

Also, Embodys are basically the most comfortable desk chairs in the world so I don't know what you're on about there either.

i was kinda meh on this until you used the term porn cocoon, now i want one :P

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
My works/ye mighty/despair:

Don't pay any attention to the living like poo poo cables: I need to do a Monoprice order to get proper length cables. Also a new keyboard for adults

Also peep the main event:

InstantInfidel
Jan 9, 2010

BEST :10bux: I EVER SPENT
A Game of Thrones: Goon Edition, where the Iron Throne is any Eames chair!

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trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

kersonan posted:

i was kinda meh on this until you used the term porn cocoon, now i want one :P

http://youtu.be/ie2a6nDyhqg?t=3m59s
Pretend it's not sped up.

TenementFunster posted:

Also peep the main event:


Hubba hubba.

trilobite terror fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Jun 13, 2013

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