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Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




thunderspanks posted:

Holy poo poo, the same libertarian douche I've been posting for the last few weeks has finally hit critical mass:



People who unironically recommend Ayn Rand to friends are the worst kind of person.
Atlas Shrugged is quite possibly the worst book I've ever read, and the only one I've actually abused.
One's opinion is their own, but that poo poo is over the line.

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Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
Really Ayn Rand is a terrible author. I mean there has to be authors with just a lovely philosophy who can actually write. The best thing to do is recommend Ayn Rand, then after someone has tortured themselves with it, tell them about how Rand basically backpedaled on her philosophy when old when she needed Medicare and Social Security to like, live.

Then recommend Milton Friedman, then later inform them on how Freidman also was in favor of a guaranteed minimum income.

Every conservative hero is basically a bleeding red socialist in some regard that always gets ignored.

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:


This post is from a white Texan obsessed with jpop and anime.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
More odd things my friends post!

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Amused to Death posted:

Really Ayn Rand is a terrible author. I mean there has to be authors with just a lovely philosophy who can actually write. The best thing to do is recommend Ayn Rand, then after someone has tortured themselves with it, tell them about how Rand basically backpedaled on her philosophy when old when she needed Medicare and Social Security to like, live.

Then recommend Milton Friedman, then later inform them on how Freidman also was in favor of a guaranteed minimum income.

Every conservative hero is basically a bleeding red socialist in some regard that always gets ignored.

So libertarians are just showing off signs of stockholm syndrome after reading through Atlas Shrugged?

It all makes sense now.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Amused to Death posted:

Really Ayn Rand is a terrible author. I mean there has to be authors with just a lovely philosophy who can actually write. The best thing to do is recommend Ayn Rand, then after someone has tortured themselves with it, tell them about how Rand basically backpedaled on her philosophy when old when she needed Medicare and Social Security to like, live.

Then recommend Milton Friedman, then later inform them on how Freidman also was in favor of a guaranteed minimum income.

Every conservative hero is basically a bleeding red socialist in some regard that always gets ignored.

Adam Smith wanted heavy regulations on the free market to prevent capitalists from exploiting their labourers.



Also, my favourite thing about Ayn Rand is that because she's such a terrible author (not even making a judgement on her terrible philosophies here, just pointing out that she's objectively an awful writer), she wouldn't even be part of the elites she worships, because she was never one of the world's best authors. If the world's top 1% of every profession went Galt and vanished, Ayn Rand would be left to starve (supposedly) with the rest of us, because she was nowhere near the top 1% of authors in terms of writing skill. Once you realize that, you realize just how sad a person she is, worshipping a bunch of rich and 'talented' people who she could never be a part of because she lacked both the wealth and the talent.

Also, she worshipped a psychopathic serial killer, so there's that.

BoyG
Nov 24, 2004

Have you heard the tale of the Cannibal King of Kavodel?

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

More odd things my friends post!


Am I missing something? He's right that tissue culture dishes have nothing to do with pizzas.

Silly Hippie
Sep 18, 2007

This came up in the scary Wikipedia article thread awhile back. This guy literally put a dead girl's body back together after he'd dismembered it, including using wires to hold her eyes open, in order to trick her father and collect ransom money. He then threw her head and torso out of his car for her father to discover.

Any Rand called him an "amazing picture of a man" because of his lack of regard for other human beings.

Royal W
Jun 20, 2008

BoyG posted:

Am I missing something? He's right that tissue culture dishes have nothing to do with pizzas.

You're obviously going to get hungry if you are collecting enough tissue samples to fill up 2700 petri dishes. But look on the bright side, the $1050 you just spent earned you :20bux: worth of sweet pizza! :woop:

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

Prism Mirror Lens posted:



This post is from a white Texan obsessed with jpop and anime.

The "stealing their men" and "being too white" stuff sounds like STDH. Does this person even know any black women, or is he watching too much Maury?

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006

Strudel Man posted:

Testosterone is a steroid.

So are many hormones in your body. Any hormone derived from cholesterol is by definition a (chole)steroid hormone.

The colloquial term "steroids" is meant to be equivalent to "synthetic anabolic steroids." You can't get as swole as the dude in that pic with natural test, even if you inject it. You'll gain some muscle, sure, but you'll also retain a ton of water and suffer a bunch of other side effects without the bighuge muscle mass growth. That's why 'roid guys inject synthetics, dianabol and winstrol and so forth.

Beyond that one of the points of having Big Pharma control preparation is that FDA regulations can exert their control over proper dosing, handling, and quality assurance.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
I ended up getting into a facebook argument with a conspiracy theorist, I didn't actually think anyone on my friends list believed in this bullshit when I posted the article. For context Hamilton in NZ recently banned fluoride from it's drinking water and the group that was behind it is trying to do the same to my city now.




swampland has a new favorite as of 00:12 on Jun 12, 2013

Sorry Corals
Jan 2, 2010

That tactic works on me every time too. "Oh, you have your 'science' and 'logic' and whatever, but here, why don't you just keep an open mind and watch this youtube video by a nutcase (duration: 3:41:58)?"

No. Jesus.

Danyull
Jan 16, 2011



This goes on for about two more loving pages. :psypop:

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Danyull posted:

This goes on for about two more loving pages. :psypop:

What... what is this?

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Regy Rusty posted:

What... what is this?

Seriously, is this just like some one-man creepy sexual echo chamber?

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Danyull posted:



This goes on for about two more loving pages. :psypop:

"make you tap?" I can't think of any submission holds you could conceivably put someone in during sex. Maybe a sleeper hold, but other than that...

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe

Kimmalah posted:

Seriously, is this just like some one-man creepy sexual echo chamber?

It looks like one of those "inbox me with a number and I'll tell you what I really think of you in a status, but it'll be like a secret!!!1!" type things that my teen relatives do on Facebook. I've never seen one with THAT theme though, got to admit.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

I Before E posted:

"make you tap?" I can't think of any submission holds you could conceivably put someone in during sex. Maybe a sleeper hold, but other than that...

The "sleeper hold" here is just regular intercourse for him.

Groghammer
Aug 10, 2011

On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!

Danyull posted:



This goes on for about two more loving pages. :psypop:

I like how noncommittal he is about some of those. "I'm gonna have sex with you on top? How long? Ehhhhhh, some hours?"

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Prism Mirror Lens posted:



This post is from a white Texan obsessed with jpop and anime.

"Controversial observation" = some poo poo they picked up from a chain email.

Did you know Bill Cosby's 83 and tired?

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Danyull posted:



This goes on for about two more loving pages. :psypop:

I'm going to venture out on a limb here and guess that he's 14, and has never known love that wasn't already attached to his arm.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
He'll have sex in the positions. In all the positions. :whatup:

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

HEGEL SMOKE A J posted:

He'll have sex in the positions. In all the positions. :whatup:

Yes, but how long? HOW LONG?

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
Around 7.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Law posted:

Around 7.

Millimeters?

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

HEGEL SMOKE A J posted:

He'll have sex in the positions. In all the positions. :whatup:

On top, doggy and normal.

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

FEED ME SNAKES

Like an acorn. (classic Tim and Eric)

http://youtu.be/A21wxZKiao8

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

"Hijab (correct term)".

Because burqas apparently don't exist.

That's like someone insisting the proper name for a baseball cap is a bowler hat.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

His hearts in the right place, but he needs to be shown this:



He actually might appreciate it, he seems pretty open.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

His hearts in the right place, but he needs to be shown this:



He actually might appreciate it, he seems pretty open.
and the forms that completely cover the face are extremely rare. I live in a fairly conservative part of Indonesia, and maybe half the women wear a Tudung (they call it a Jilbab here, I think Tudung is a Malay word) but I've only ever once seen a Niqab once and never a full Burqa. The modesty thing totally applies to men as well: I went to see one of the big mosques in Surabaya and I had to rent a sarong because I'd come in shorts and wasn't allowed bare legs. You can spot the more devout Muslim men because they wear full-length sarongs in their day-to-day.

SurreptitiousMuffin has a new favorite as of 14:56 on Jun 12, 2013

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

and never a full Burqa.

I don't think any women outside of Afghanistan actually wear a burqa, if they're going for near full covering it's almost always seems to be niqab and an abaya or something like it. Which makes it kind of weird how burqa has become the catch all term for a face covering.

Hardwood Floor
Sep 25, 2011

Silly Hippie
Sep 18, 2007

Amused to Death posted:

I don't think any women outside of Afghanistan actually wear a burqa, if they're going for near full covering it's almost always seems to be niqab and an abaya or something like it. Which makes it kind of weird how burqa has become the catch all term for a face covering.

I've actually seen women in burqas two or three times here in Texas. But yeah, it's very noticeable and memorable which suggests to me that people who talk about seeing "all these Muslim women in burqas" or whatever are full of poo poo.

password is taco
Oct 23, 2012

Hot dogs with chili ice cream what the gently caress :barf:

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer

Who liked all her posts? Was she the only one who actually posted?

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

Silly Hippie posted:

I've actually seen women in burqas two or three times here in Texas. But yeah, it's very noticeable and memorable which suggests to me that people who talk about seeing "all these Muslim women in burqas" or whatever are full of poo poo.

It's also a community segregation issue - I get a lot of people on my Facebook feed (usually friends of friends) complaining about women in burqua, but they've never been anywhere it'd be likely to be common. Fen dwelling sociopaths, their hatred of large cities means that all their anger comes from the delightfully named 'poppy burners in court like this page to lock them up'

Hardwood Floor
Sep 25, 2011

Nah I posted all her responses together because it paints the weirdest picture.

On her actual page it gets better!


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El Fappo
Dec 26, 2012


Looks like it's time to clean out the friends list again! I'm red, green is a shining beacon of hope, no idea who purple is, and black is a guy I graduated with who is 21 and still doesn't know the alphabet past H.

No idea why he thinks I would agree with his holocaust justification and plan to apparently kill off poor people and stupid people.

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