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Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

dj_pain posted:

I guess it's that time I have to hate you all.

You have to hate everyone all the time. It's the South American way.

We need a crying UNASUR flag or something.

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Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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El Hefe posted:

Marco Etcheverry recently said Venezuela are only good for producing telenovelas and Miss Universes, oh boy it'll be really funny if we beat them today in La Paz.

Remember when Bolivia made it to the WC '94 and he got a red card in the first game against ze Germans and suspended for the remainder of the tournament? It was glorious

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
0-0 first half over, playing in La Paz is hell, players look like they are playing in slow motion.

Weaponized Cum posted:

Remember when Bolivia made it to the WC '94 and he got a red card in the first game against ze Germans and suspended for the remainder of the tournament? It was glorious

lol what an idiot

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Arrrrraaaaaaaannnnnnnggggggggoooooooooo

Vzla 1-0 Bolivia

:D

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Bolivia do something ffs.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Polidoro posted:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Bolivia do something ffs.

Nooooooooo :(

Bolivia 1-1 Vzla

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Venezuela deserved the win, Bolivia were poo poo, at sea level we would have won.

Eat poo poo Etcheverry.

Next up, Argentina - Colombia.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

dj_pain posted:

Hey guys world cup qualifiers are on in about 5 hours

I guess it's that time I have to hate you all.

Well, seeing that Brazil is the host, you don't need to hate us. That and I'll be hating us enough for the whole continent anyway.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Thank you Bolivia! We're not beating Venezuela anyway :smith:

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
No Falcao and no Messi here meh

Wait no Falcao is playing still no Messi

Glad they aren't playing him

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
gently caress that was close.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Ospina is one insane keeper

Also Pekerman is looking like a crack addict these days

lol red for Zapata and Higuain

LT.CrownRoast
Mar 20, 2009

by XyloJW
Ahahah incredible, 26 min too

Roman Herbom
Aug 2, 2006
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't
Two bad teams.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Arriba Peru!

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
7th is the new 1st...


















:(

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Independiente down 2-0 against River.

Graphic explanation

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Hahaha

Yep they are pretty much relegated because if San Martin win or even tie the next game they are hopeless.

dj_pain
Mar 28, 2005

so the table

Peru coming back from the dead and Uruguay just still waiting to kick off their WCQ campaign.

The next round of games are interesting.

If Peru can manage a win will be in the qualifying zone, but that also sends Colombia from 2nd to 4th.

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners
Tomorrow's match is a must-win for both Venezuela and Uruguay, ugh. Those two points in La Paz would have really helped

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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If Peru wins I'm gonna get lovely tonight

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
If Uruguay doesn't win I'm gonna get suicide-y right after going murder-y against Tabarez, Lugano, Eguren ...

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Anybody watching Ecuador - Argentina? What the hell happened with Mascherano?, my stream died for 5 minutes.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

hecko posted:

Anybody watching Ecuador - Argentina? What the hell happened with Mascherano?, my stream died for 5 minutes.

Apparently he got red-carded for kicking the medical truck driver...that was driving him off the pitch.

http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2013/6/11/4420846/javier-mascherano-red-card-video-argentina-ecuador

I don't loving know either.

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Looks like somebody throws water at Mascherano and the driver tries to touch his legs or something, absolutely strange situation.

hello i am phone fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Jun 12, 2013

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
gently caress Cavani and his ugly face :mad:

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners

El Hefe posted:

gently caress Cavani and his ugly face :mad:

What a cheap goal to give up :(

dj_pain
Mar 28, 2005

El Hefe posted:

gently caress Cavani and his ugly face :mad:

Renny :cry:

dj_pain
Mar 28, 2005

Also Vargas just scored for chile

Yessssssssssss

dj_pain
Mar 28, 2005

and not even a minute later alesix sanchez follows up with another goal

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Chile, you are doing it wrong! We need you to lose this and all the games you have left. Thanks!
We still need to beat Venezuela and even if we do my "gently caress Tabarez and half the players he keeps calling" opinion will remain unchanged :colbert:

It's raining like crazy in Venezuela. Mods?

dj_pain
Mar 28, 2005

My fellow country men are silly. Here is Gary Medel with 17 shaved into his head.



His jersey is #17

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
We are no saints, but every time we play at Venezuela there's trouble.

HolaMundo
Apr 22, 2004
uragay

sponge would own me in soccer :(
Come on, I don't think it was our fault this time and actually most of our players were trying to calm things down instead of finding a face to punch.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Gonna be a good fight for 5th place now.

HolaMundo
Apr 22, 2004
uragay

sponge would own me in soccer :(
As usual, hah.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

HolaMundo posted:

Come on, I don't think it was our fault this time and actually most of our players were trying to calm things down instead of finding a face to punch.

I meant Venezuelans start poo poo every time we play there. I'm starting to hate them more than I hate Mexico.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Hopefully it will be you guys against Mexico and you can kick the poo poo out of them, with Lugano arrested for assault and battery on that midget oval office Chicharito.

e: forgot it's not CONCACAF vs CONMEBOL anymore, dream destroyed

Simone Poodoin fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Jun 12, 2013

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
CONMEBOL are playing against the AFC team this time. No idea who it might be. Is Mexico going to the playoff? I haven't followed the CONCACAF WCQ.

Maybe we can send Lugano to assault Chicharito anyway and solve everybody's problems.

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Polidoro posted:

CONMEBOL are playing against the AFC team this time. No idea who it might be. Is Mexico going to the playoff? I haven't followed the CONCACAF WCQ.

Maybe we can send Lugano to assault Chicharito anyway and solve everybody's problems.

CONCACAF WCQ is currently very tight and Mexico are being poo poo so they could end up going to the playoff.

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